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captdolphlaserhawk · 5 months

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everyone loves you (I think) but let's have a child, hit me, manipulate me, dominate me, deceive me but love me/j /jk.

Im not into women and I dont want kids. Im also lines of code or some eden bullshit right now

#captain laserhawk #dolph laserhawk #wouldnt be a good dad anyways #roleplay blog #roleplay

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theredcuyo · 3 months

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I want to see one of the "scary" Batman's from the movies with his children

Only for the sake of comedy because let me tell you, the kids won't actually care

I work with children, i'm a teacher, i KNOW it takes more than voice and looks to get them to behave once they know you a bit (more than two-trhee days if you're lucky, just a few hours if not)

Hell, JASON wouldn't care since de beggining probably, also Damian, and Tim, and-

You get the point

By nature, it wouldn't take long for them to not care, by story, most of them wouldn't care from the beggining

This is also my personal headcanon of the batkids being unnafected by the Batman feartm way to soon for Bruce not to complain even a bit about it

#it does depend on the kid #but tbh #i know even the shy ones wouldnt take more than a week #unless trauma #but that's something we shouldnt have to expect kids to have #they tend to #but batman works for a world were they shoulnt #anyway #here go the tags #batman au #batfamily #batfam #bruce wayne #good dad bruce wayne #batman

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autism0fadown · 6 months

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I’ve been re-listening to dndads s1 and i just finished the last episode again… im inconsolable

#i started lostening to dndads at a really tough time in my life and everything was changing. i felt like i had nothing to cling on to #but dndads was the one thing that made things feel good again. it was the one thing i could hold onto when my life felt like disaster #it was the one thing that genuinely made me feel happy and im so glad that i had this podcast to get me through what felt like hell.#i would say that i wish i could listen to this podcast for the first time again. but i experienced it at the most perfect time in my life #that its had a lasting effect on me and i wouldnt change that for the world #i sometimes wonder how dndads would have affected me if i hadn’t experienced it at that time in my life #i occasionally listened to episodes in 2020-2021 but stopped after the first few episodes #what if i kept going? what if i had finished season one in 2021? would it have impacted me the same?#anyways…#oughhhhh #ouuuuuu #ououoooouuuu #uuuuuuuoooouuuuu #<- thats me crying :’)#dndads #dungeons and dads #dungeons and daddies #dndads s1 #dungeons and daddies s1 #im so emotional rn

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hayaku14 · 5 months

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kuroba toichi you need to stay dead or im going to fucking kill you myself

#you sick son of a bitch #if you truly love your son you wouldnt be alive #it's bad enough that you basically left the mantle for your teenage son to take up but you actually being alive????????#you just out there living your life while your son is destroying his relationships chasing after something that you started????????#his very motivation is your death and it's not even real??? the utter fucking betrayal???#and maybe being kid has kade him a better magician and has helped him find out more about himself #but he shouldve been able to have a choice if he even wanted to be kid at all it shouldnt have been a responsibility pushed upon him #AND IF YOU ARE FUCKING ALIVE AND YOU'RE JUST WATCHING YOUR SON RUNNING AWAY FROM THE POLICE WITH PRIDE INSTEAD OF GUILT YHEN YOU CAN #GO FUCK YOURSELF #Honestly the worst #also that theory that maybe chikage is travelling the world because she KNOWS toichi is alive and she's with her elevates this fuckery into #a whole different level #anyway go read cuethesun's tomorrow and the next day #good fucking food and bad parent chikage and toichi enjoyers will be pleased ;>#lol #dc prattles #as much as i want happy everybody is alive kuroba family #i need touichi and chikage if she knows too to feel the repercussions of their horrible parenting and i need kaito to be able to let himself #feel the hurt and betrayal that he is justified to feel even if he is happy that his dad is alive #but i dont trust gosho to handle that nicely if anything i think hes gonna just handwave it and wont address it properly #anyway my point is i just need more hurt and angry kaito also if shinichi is there im happy #sorry i sneaked in a kaishin i cant stop the brainrot unfortunately theres no cure 🤚😔#ALSO DONT GET ME STARTED WITH BAD PARENT KUDOS OOOOOHHHH

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terriblygrimm · 2 years

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friendly reminder that this exists

“i don't think luke is presenting an argument either way. because i think luke also, of any jedi in the galaxy, understands what it would be like to be with the person you care about most -- to be with your father figure”

#dinluke #filoni gets it - he gets that luke wanted to present grogu w a choice #a modern jedi who wouldnt make the decision for him like his predecessors would #luke knows what its like to lose his uncle and aunt his master and his father #hed never want grogu to lose his dad #or make that choice for him #luke is such a good egg #i just have the big sad thinking that luke was only a cameo bc although he was a good mentor he wasnt destined to be grogus master #thats the vibe i get #so it gets me thinking they wont bring him back #but god i hope im wrong #like he was the perfect jedi for grogu to learn that lesson from and the perfect person to show him kindness and understanding and compassio #compassion #at that point in grogus young life #and thats all it will be #but heres hoping im wrong 🙃#i do feel like s3 will be all abt mandalore tho and luke wont be in it #maybe s4 grogu will come back around to accepting both his jedi abd mandalorian halves #but not before that #but anyway.. just slowly breaking it to myself not to expect luke so im not heartbroken lmao #tagging dinluke because cmon theyre his dads #star wars

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cashmere-caveman · 1 year

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My Country: The New Age, first and last episodes & Hanif Abdurraqib, For The Dogs Who Barked At Me On The Sidewalks in Connecticut (text/audio) image descriptions in alt

#damn imagine if hui-jae was well written beyond like episode 7 or so. wouldnt that have been something.#just saying but if they had actually leaned into the parallels between these three instead of doing ... whatever weird comphet stuff we got #it couldve been so good!!!! or even if they had just let her keep her fun gender!! but no :(#im so glad hui-jae is busy being the occasional third in hwa-wol and mun-boks marriage while seonhwi raise goats in seo geoms village haha #anyway. enjoy yet another half assed post abt parallels and heartbreak in the parallels and heartbreak show <3 #also do urself a favour and check out the whole poem hanif abdurraqibs writing is insane #my country: the new age #mctna #han hui-jae #nam seon-ho #seo hwi #caveweb #actually no i still have sth to say. like im not even mad that theres comphet im just angry its so bad like??? what was that #that wasnt even half assed that was like quarter assed at best #also the hui-jae / seon-ho axis is so tragically underused #like i respect that they just fully made them both hwisexual but couldnt we have at least gotten more than some crumbs #they went from vaguely friends to bitchy antagonists to i dont even think of u at all and thats honestly so lame #tension of a wet lettuce leaf. seon-ho was the one who made the first step towards friendship in ihwaru and he also warned her abt his dad #and wingmanned hwi (took hui-jae to see hwi kick ass) like in the beginning he was the one w the people skills!#and u are telling me apart from one extremely unbelievable attempt at a love triangle w the 'last drink' scene u never did anything w them?#like so much of my grief w this show hinges on the fact that there shouldve been more Good Times before everything went to shit #to make it hit harder bc imagine the beef if seon-ho and hui-jae had been actually good friends before he betrayed hwi #them seeing each other at court as the king and queens respective confidantes wouldve been so much better like !!!#wait actually i need to stop here i can feel myself getting hangry i need to eat lunch but imagine. imagine #the good timeline where hwi just got to be fully bisexual and there were more divorce flavours than just hwi/seon-ho and hwi/bang-won...#solarpunk_future.jpeg #nam seon ho #han hui jae #<- thats just bc i never fucking know what the consensus on the romanization of everyones names is #i personally go w the hyphenated method but lots of ppl write each syllable separate and ive seen the kpop variant (written tgt) used too

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ccbatman · 3 months

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actually so evil how much of hal's internal world gets obliterated with the rewriting of his relationships with jessica and martin.

#hal jordan #empyrean posting #ok going in the tags because im not actually v confident in my understanding of his character. i read all of his 80s/90s stuff but forgot #90% of it but ANYWAY.#so much of him just does not make sense with how geoff johns characterises him and his relationships with his parents particularly the #parallax stuff simply because of how much his relationship with the guardians and their apathy/'betrayal' is influenced by hal's original #relationship with his dad. like at its heart it's pretty much the same dynamic in how hal blindly trusts and sort of idolises the guardians #despite their repeated infractions in hope of... something in return just as he had with his father and the abuse he suffered at martin's #hands. that's what makes his anger at the guardians make sense when it does show itself because the relationship parallel didn't stop there.#as with martin hal gets nothing for his devotion. he gets nothing for doing everything that's asked of him and more and it ends the same way #too: with a man in the sky burning like a newborn star. and you lose so much of that nuance and intrigue behind that if you just make #jessica the 'bad one' because!!! you cheapen it!!!!#the whole idea of hal is that he has his father's face but his mother's scars #(to me). in the sense that they both reacted to martin the same way with that cognisance of who he was as a man yet inability to pull away #because... love. both the love they had for him and the conviction that he did or could love them too. and jessica arguably did eventually #but also she didnt did she? because she held onto that notion of love till the very end. the few scraps she had she ballooned outwards until #they became the whole. but hal didnt have even that and he spent his whole life chasing it & running away from wanting it at the same time #like i think there's something so interesting to the fact that he had to be convinced that flying was what he wanted to do. how much of that #was touched by his father? the fear that he was already too much like him than he could bear to be? he already had his face now he had his #dreams and longing for the sky. how much more could he have before he began repeating the cycle?#and at the end he even had his father's death. burning in the clouds. like there's so much there and that's not even touching on how it #impacts his relationships with other heroes. not just in the sense of why did kyle clark and diana get to keep their close yet complex #relationships with their moms when hal had to lose his (although yeah why did they) but also just how he lets himself come across to them.#because it's on purpose right? that he lets them think his reflection of his father is born out of unadulterated love for a man worthy of it #? he has his father's job he wears his father's jacket he smiles his father's smile. what else are they supposed to think.#and isnt that interesting!!! that this man who is so committed to being good & just can lie so casually to people he thinks of as friends!!!#can you see how that might be his mother through and through!!! in how she might have glossed over the abuse to other people and herself!!!#can you see how in spite of it all he might want to be perceived as his father that paragon of masculinity and resent that he is not!!!#do you understand how everything he loves has been poisoned!!! im thinking of that scene where he tells bruce about watching martin die &#wouldnt it have been so much more interesting through this lens. how he is both revealing & obfuscating at once. i hate the change sm

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falldogbombsthemoon · 5 months

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Yall haha, my dad made it so I have wifi access for one hour a day. which I can use from like 14 to 21 german time. So once my mobile data is dead, I will not be active that much ig. So please dont think I'm abandoning yall.

#vent following #its fucking ridiculous. im not a fucking child. neither is my brother #no idea what my dad wants to achieve through that. “so you can relaxe more” yeah no. being on the internet is my fucking coping mechanism.#there is nothing about relaxation there. also he did that so we'll to go sleep earlier. if it really was about that.#he would need to force me to sleep. you cant just change my sleep schedule by that #anyway its fucking ridiculous as i was on a good way of getting to sleep more early but if imma do that now he will think like #“wow. im such a good dad. i fixed all the problems my child could possibly have.” which is absolutely not the case #yk. ive always fucking struggled with feeling like people cant trust me.#and him not trusting my abilities to be responsible for myself is not helping #and then boom. im feeling shitty but wait haha my coping mechanism is currently set offline.#and like also im in extra stress atm bc school is fucking with me #not only are like a bunch of tests on the way but my fucking anxiety in school is getting so bad.#i cant sit in that facility without feeling like imma have a panic attack any minute #i am in need of fucking professional mental help. and at least one diagnosis. i dont want to do shit to myself.#but in this house hold. emotions are not talked about. feelings are suppressed and mental health is an illusion #i NEED to see a fucking psychiatrist. but i dont feel like i can to my parents about that. and technically i could go without them knowing #but someone needs to educate them. and i mentally cant be that someone #and guess whos sitting in their room crying and writing about that rn. not studying for their tests tomorrow and the day after.#i bet if my parents wouldnt have done that shit with my wifi i would be studying rn #quinns daily yapping post #rather #quinns personal hell

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skunkes · 2 years

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#a doodley #my dad has has gone thru a billion yard dogs but there was one special one he actually loved #that was really smart and good. he was killed by a pack of rogue strays while we were away #(i was still a child)#anyway when he came home and broke the news i started gearing up to cry; not bc i was close to da dog but bc my dad loved it #so why wouldnt i be sad #anyway my mom saw the faucet of tears being turned and she immediately yelled at me to not start with my shit #bc this was already hard enough on my dad without me making it worse by crying #im a born crier so this didn't shame me into Not Crying. it DID shame me into feeling rly bad about it in situations similar to it though #bad enough to the point of crying more bc im being more of a bother. and demanding all the attention #so its a cycle really

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transboysokka · 8 months

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YALL I have LITCHERALLY every day booked out for when I’m in the US like I thought I had more wiggle room bc I’ve never had a trip there that long but alas

#all fun fun stuff I wouldnt move any of it!#only 2 days with my dad which im FINE with lol but its sad that i am and I KNOW i wont hear the end of it from him #I’ll be going skiing up north yessss and taking a cheeky lil trip to Toronto…#getting tattoos with my sister…#will I be able to afford all this who knows lmao #ANYWAY does anyone have a good Michigan-themed tattoo idea? like 5 inches or so?#cant believe I leave in less than a week AHHHHH #tian talks

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hailsatanacab · 11 months

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so I'm enjoying watching Castaway Diva a lot more than I thought I would and like along with the main questions (who is jung ki-ho, where is he, is he one of the brothers) I'm really thinking......... did she eat her dad

#castaway diva #kdrama #seriously though did she eat her dad #is that insensitive? yes #but also like.#its a possibility #i mean probably not though - if only because he was (spoilers) dead when they washed ashore #(that's if he WAS dead - like could you imagine the trauma of being stuck on a deserted island with the abuser you were trying to escape???#(like on top of the trauma of being stranded anyway.... yeesh)#but yeah by the time you’ve given up hope of being immediately rescued and you’re foraging for what little food you can find...#dad's gotta be pretty decomposed at that point right?#she probably didnt eat her dad #but the thought would be there though wouldnt it #ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE CIRCUMSTANCES but damn if her little tropical island wilderness camp didnt look cosy af tho #anyway im highkey reminded of those guys that were lost at sea for a week or w/e where upon being rescued they said #it was a pretty nice break away from it alll #like yeah i can see that #the fucking shit she came up with though - she built a HOUSE #real tarzan shit #anyway yeah watch castaway diva its cute and pretty good #cannibalism #should have tagged that earlier whoops #also wait im coming back to these tags to say #god but just imagine the flipside of not eating him - you have to make your home with your dad's body decomposing by the shore #or you have to bury him yourself #just imagine the seagulls flocking around for a meal while you're trying to survive #how horrible

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monty-glasses-roxy · 1 month

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I've been thinking, what if after Ruin, Roxy is able to contact Cassie's dad to come get her from the old pizzeria somehow? Like they deal with Mimic and then they call her dad before heading back up to meet him?

Cassie immediately flinching as she realises she's accidentally said the same shit "Gregory" did. Bonus points if Cassie's dad was a surviving member of the initial group of construction workers that went down there and got killed. He just pauses mid-sentence and squints as the cogs turn in his head, around the same time both Cassie and Roxy realise what they're doing.

They both scramble to clarify they're not Mimic actually, this is one hundred percent real, they really are under the Raceway, they swear while he goes silent, not knowing what he should do here. Should he... call someone? Does this mean Mimic is out? That the security is down? Are they actually down there? Is he suppoosed to just... go there and find out if it's a killer robot or his daughter and a nice robot?

Like really, what is he meant to do here lmao the Minis with Roxy and Cassie just have their heads in their hands over this. They didn't think of it either, but also come on guys you should have realised

#fnaf security breach #roxanne wolf #fnaf cassie #fnaf ruin #'dad help! me and roxy are trapped under the pizzaplex!' cassie says before immediately Realising 'wait no uh- I mean yes we are but uhhhh-#roxy takes over and she's like 'hey doofus cassie's hurt get over here' and this does not help at all #she swears and he's like '....... well I dont THINK Mimic can swear... but if its mimicking Roxy then.......'#HE DOESN'T KNOW!!! HE CAN'T TELL!!!#does he just GO there??? where there's MAYBE a murderbot on the loose???#like he PROBABLY should if the security is down just to get that back online but. this is not a good sign.#this feels like a very much bad idea. like. hm. maybe that's not the best plan if he wants to keep breathing. I dunno.#but also he hasn't seen Cassie all day where the hell is she?? she actually COULD be there maybe???#he's just trying to think of a way for them to prove this is real and it's not going great and roxy maybe isn't helping #she's like 'dumbass why WOULDNT Mimic know that?!' and he's like 'FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT' while Cassie just wants to smack her #does it matter if he doesn't realise what Mimic would and wouldn't know if he comes and helps them??? no!! no it doesn't!!! shush!!!#eventually he probably just calls one of the other techs that know about this and keeps them on the line while he goes to the plex to see #shitting bricks the whole time and hey whaddya know! it's fine! roxy and cassie meet him in the atrium or something!#and HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THESE TWO??!!!!#it's a whole thing lmao anyway that's what's been bouncing around on and off in my head lately!! enjoy that!!

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toytulini · 1 month

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I think making sweeping generalizations of specific traits being considered "ugly" is not great the same way i think its rude and unnecessary to call others ugly, i also think its worthwhile to acknowledge that certain traits ARE considered "Ugly" due to societal beauty standards, that doesn't make them ACTUALLY ugly, bc beauty is subjective anyway, and can be found Anywhere, and even someone who seems to tick every single box of societal beauty Ideals will almost certainly have at least one trait or feature about their appearance that they are insecure about or feel is "ugly", bc even within the constraints of conventional attractiveness theres subjectivity

also this fish was so fucking Ugly and i adored it so much. i miss him.

he was also gorgeous.

#toy txt post #toy pic post #he passed in like. man. i want to say 2019? his name was Gus. he was a pink kissing gourami #the thing about albino fish is that they always look a little bit sickly and concerning. his head always seemed a little big for his body #like he was really old. when i got him he looked so bad cos he had wounds all over him from dads fish that got infected and the dude #straight up looked like a zombie. every day id wake up and prepare myself to find him dead. but he recovered and never went back in w the #fish that injured him. his face was hideous. he looked pale and sickly. his head was a little too big like he was super old #his scales were iridescent and pretty and shimmery. he had no concept of giving a shit about me finding him beautiful or not. not even on #his mind. simply not something he would think about. now. im sure he'd have some sort of beauty standard to hold himself to for mating if #that had been an option for him. but it wouldnt be the same. idk. i just. i love the idea. of animals that are not traditionally cute or #beautiful or charismatic and the fact that they do not give a single fucking shit what we think of the way they look. BOTH ways. a #a butterfly does not give a single thought tohow beautiful or inspiring you find the colors of its wings. the wolf fish does not care that #humans find it hideous and terrifying. it just looks the way that it does. its fine. its vibing. it just wants to live and survive and get #enough food. yes beauty is everywhere but so is ugly. and there is beauty in ugly. to me. there is beauty in not even thinking about #standards to be conformed to or not. the beauty is irrelevant. its not For You. it doesnt Matter. its just Existing. if you like how it #looks while it exists? great! good for you. if you dont? okay cry about it i guess. this ugly ass fish doesnt give a shit if humans find it #beautiful or not. he was just going to continue to use his lips covered in teeth to scrape biofilm and algae off the surface of rocks and #driftwood and play in the current of the filter.#let girls be ugly the way marine iguanas dont give a shit if humans find them pretty cos theyre just sunning themselves and eating seaweed #off rocks. all humans are beautiful. all humans are ugly. it doesnt matter. let us go dive into the ocean and scrape seaweed off the rocks #and then bask in the sun on a warm rock and not fucking worry about that #anyway also Yes ive seen uglier fish than him.i know they exist. but he was also special cos he was My Fish u see

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itsays · 5 months

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i want to redo my little office space in my room. i deserve a nice office space after working from home in an improv space for 2 years.....

#why must everything cost money #i told my mom i wanted to go today and she was like yeah i'll take AND THEN here comes my dad like. we gotta go to church #to be fair it's the anniversary of the death of his cousin so i was like ok then. good luck sorry #so no window shopping for me today :(#even if i had my own car i still wouldnt wanna go alone anyways tbh like. i need a second opinion sorry????

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orcelito · 3 months

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Ykno it's so fucked up that u can always make new friends but u can never replace lost family. Like what's up with that? I can never have another dad. And it kinda does suck.

#speculation nation #negative/#i know theres found family etc etc but it wouldnt be the same yk?#it. wouldnt be the same in general anyways.#bc even with his imperfections my dad was my dad. he was a good dad.#but idk i see stuff on dads and i just feel an ache. i think 'man i wish i had a dad'#REALLY what i wish is that my dad didnt die when i was fucking 26. but ykno beggars cant be choosers.#aw man i wasnt even doing badly today but it's just such a constant thing.#i just. have to get used to seeing things about dads fucking Everywhere.#maybe someday the ache will go away.

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muirneach · 3 months

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much like how the panthers gave up on home ice cup (minus matty bob and erod) i have given up on my exam and whatever happens tomorrow morning happens. trying to assure myself of the fact that its fine it doesnt matter. but like. what if it does matter.

#well i figure either i go to bed and be well rested for my exam #or i stay up late and still fail to learn the concepts #anyways after my exam my dads picking me up and i get to clean a bar on my own for the first time #which is exciting. typically he and i share a bar to clean #so i have that to look forwards to tomorrow. plus he’ll probably pay me so thats a w #theres some good tennis on but im missing all of it for school and work alas alas #id like to see zhizhen and danya….#and taylor vs milos is sooo exciting for me personally but its at queens so i wouldnt have seen it anyways #anyways. im off track here. good night all. please manifest that my exam is like. decent

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