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As someone who works with social history for a living, I feel like I’m the aggressive opposite of an anti-vaxxer
I fucking LOVE vaccines, friends. Give me the science stab. I’m so ready. it’s a beautiful day to not die of a Bajillion and one diseases that carried off like half the population before they had even reached age 10, and a significant portion before they made it to old age, 150 years ago
I go to the old cemetery. I see the vast numbers of infant and child and young adult graves. And then I go to my doctor and get injected with Potion of Fuck That Noise. This is beautiful and miraculous and I do not remotely understand how some people can reject it – not just for themselves, but for their children
#vaccines#history#child death#got my first Potion of Fuck Cervical Cancer today#(A bit above the recommended age but as far as I know I’ve never been exposed to HPV so)#(it should still be significantly helpful)
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I miss the era of the internet where everyone had an evil alter ego/character that would show up on their channel, just to be silly, that eventually got a lot of lore from the fandom for no reason. It was a simpler time.
#it was NOT cringe it was FUN and SILLY#like off the top of my head#markiplier#darkiplier#wilford warfstache#jacksepticeye#antisepticeye#stampylongnose#hit the target#(not an alter ego but still fills the role. I was obsessed with spotting him in lovely world as a child)#uuuh I remember a bunch of the old mlp youtubers I watched as a child did this but I DON'T want to see what they're up to now lmao#does like. early sandersides count for this?#back when anxiety/virgil was a meanie?#xisuma#evil xisuma#evil x#i can't forget him for sure. I may not watch xisuma but i know of evil x#I know there were definitely more and i would love to see what people tag#but it was so fun!#they had fun with it!!#I'm just feeling nostalgic#welsknight#helsknight#ill add ones as people tag em lol
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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)
It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.
Bonus:
#My art#One Piece#Nico Robin#Sir Crocodile#Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD#According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went*#Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life#They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay#But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world#This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER#You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized#Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao#She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭
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The FNAF 4 bullies really were monsters in his eyes..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#micheal afton#evan afton#david afton#fnaf 4 bullies#nightmare foxy#fnaf 4#afton family#the idea that David views Michael and his friends as the nightmares#is an idea I still really like#so I wanted to draw the concept out myself#fnaf 4 after all is about the perspective of a child and how it twists things#I know folks have asked for more comics about the Aftons#so I wanna make good on that so expect more of these 🙏🏾
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Starting the new year with birds (<- my one true obsession)
[Pengwing, 2025]
its so cold where i live and we have gotten hit with snowstorms for the past week, so my mind went to penguins in antartica today.
+ bonus pingu below the cut!
Mr. Handsome, Mr. Scary, and Mr. Clumsy.
#penguin#my art#digital art#artists on tumblr#i used to watch so much pingu as a child omg i just remembered#i think i still have the discs too#fuck it im adding the tag#pingu
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“Only you”
#arcane#jayvik#viktor fanart#viktor arcane#jayce x viktor#viktor league of legends#jayce talis#arcane jayce#i still cant believe what i witnessed#part of my inner klance child healed that day
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seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you're done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything
#i personally like to not be doing things constantly at all times. it stresses me out#i know there are ppl who thrive on cosntant activity#but me i like to chill out.#and the problem then becomes that i only ACTIVELY remember to do work and Find More Work To Do when im stressed#at the thought that others might want to see me working#if im ever relaxed i just dont look for stuff to do#catch 22 of modern work culture which permeates even ostensibly noncapitalist structures like public libraries#for instance: will it really kill anybody if the books get shelved by me now after a very busy day?#or shelved tomorrow morning by. well probably me since i'll be the one at the desk#not in the slightest#but it was work that wasnt being immediately done by me. therefore it was incorrect behavior#that i failed to identify because my instinct is to relax when not immediately presented with a Situation#this got me labeled as 'having no initiative' by my dad from a very early age#and even as an adult i still feel like im a child with no initiative
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I'll give them shelter like you've done for me
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#megumi fushiguro#yuji itadori#itafushi#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#jjk leaks#jjk art#fushiguro tsumiki#took all afternoon but we wrangled the colours in2 submission#it was looking very green and kind of muddy#so i toned down the saturation in a bunch of places pulled in a lot more grey#kept a lot of the shadows Hard#i think it works#not sure it's the absolute best it cld be but i am Satisfied with it#overall i ws just kind of worried that it was looking rly similar to past pieces colour-wise#i think it kind of still Is but not as much as it would have been had i not made those edits#anyway. emo hours#ive been listening to jubyphonic's piano arr of shelter and thinking abt megumi#thinking abt him growing up n looking back on himself n seeing himself in tht lonely little boy#'it's a long way forward so trust in me' smth smth finding the strength to guide that kid forward even though both of u are scared#bc at the end of the day u Are still that kid#inner child stuff usually doesnt resonate much with me bc i don't like who i was/am/whatever this aint abt me#but in regards to megumi????? OW#in lighter news i remembered at the absolute last minute to lob off the top of yuuji's ear#bc that injury at least i think he keeps ghfssdfhfgsj
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I think that all of the Batkids get a different version of Bruce as a father. But I think part of what makes his relationship with Dick so unique is that he was almost like a teen dad when he raised him. Yes, he was well into his late twenties early thirties but this man had never had a pet let alone been responsible for another life when he started raising Dick. He knew nothing about children. So of course he let Dick drink coffee and pull all nighters with him, started teaching him how to drive at eight years old, let him bulk up on protein shakes instead of eating regular meals and read any kind of book he could get his hands on. He vents about his life to Dick, no real boundary of parent and child. He’s the reason Dick climbs and jumps from every high point in the Manor— he’s a flying Grayson, he can handle himself. Until Alfred steps in starts explaining to Bruce that children need boundaries, that children are fragile. Dick still jokes about some of the things he was allowed to do as a child, Bruce still cringes.
#bruce wayne#batman#dc comics#raising your child while still trying to raise yourself is wild and honestly why I think Bruce and Dick are like that#my musings#thoughts#dick grayson#batfamily
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hello i am sick and it's been too long since dadstarion
also bonus pages for my lovely patronis
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion#tavstarion#dadstarion#halsin silverbough#i can see kit just being a velcro child who has to be attached to one of his dads at all times#there's a non zero chance that's an actual wood elf lullaby#rip dorian's oldest sister who had to keep it to herself while he got his shit together#also idk if this is universal but i'm very open with my parents and i was still Mortified telling my mum i needed the morning after pill#whoever opened my eyes to the midwife halsin headcanon i owe you my life
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still a menace
#LET THIS BOY BE THE PYROMANIAC I KNOW HE STILL IS#hes still insane he just hides it better now#need him to go ham in chaos theory. i miss wild child#u guys ive been so inspired the last couple days. i just cant stop drawing#expect much more doodles in the week to come#jwcc#jwct#camp cretaceous#chaos theory#jurassic world#jurassic world camp cretaceous#jurassic world chaos theory#ben pincus#yasmina fadoula#yaz fadoula#sammy gutierrez#kenji kon#jurassic world: camp cretaceous#jurassic world: chaos theory#my art#livsmessydoodles#livsmessydoodlez#jwctcountdown
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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)
im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in
#yes the 🍑🍑🍑was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human#now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot#SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas#like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing#THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME#'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape#if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin#in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism#of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah#the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat#like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one#where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex#look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon#(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS#i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!
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I've really been enjoying @derinthescarletpescatarian 's Child of a Wandering Star, an amazing first encounter story from the POV of the aliens, and the image of an astronaut being read as a baby star-god was so delicious to me so I had to draw the "hatching" scene.
and because im normal i was like well if im drawing the aliens I need to hunt down mentions of their physical appearance so I can know exactly what they look like and model them after real arthropods. obviously
#i went thru a few designs before settling on this one..i imagined them more ant like but i reallyyy wanted beetle esque horns#i think what i pulled from most for body shape was shrimp actually? to get that upright posture with the horned abdomen#the top started as a small doodle. oops! im still not 100% happy but i need to stop picking at it#'all you draw is glowing god-people' yes. no more questions#child of a wandering star#derinthescarletpescatarian#my art#warlock wartalks#spec bio#coaws
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FNAF Cassidy is nervous to meet Abby,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#fnaf cassidy#fnaf cc#evan afton#fnaf crying child#abby schmidt#fredbear#fnaf movie#fnaf 4#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#I’ve been meaning to draw these two meeting!#I still love the bit Abby will befriend basically anyone#so Cassidy and her being friends is actually very sweet#Cassidy is more afraid to meet Abby than Abby is to meet her BAHA#Cassidy knows she can come off a little intense#so she’s trying her best to not be so spooky#cc knows Cassidy is nervous too so he’s sticking close by to comfort her#luckily Abby isn’t phased at all by her death stare PFF#I gotta draw em again sometime 🩷💛!!#Abby always befriends the golden Freddys 💛💛
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bam! post-canon mirabelle design! i'm slowly working through the family :3!!
#paper craft#isat#in stars and time#isat fanart#mirabelle#isat mirabelle#nmp#< - tag for my lil story :3!!#I HAVE ODILE DONE I'M STILL WORKING ON BONNIE#i gotta do doodles & sprite edits for odile!! but yeee#bonnie is giving me a difficulty bc their design is just.. thats SO child. thats such a Child outfit. how do ic hange that.
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the harbinger theatre troupe decided to put on a production of the nutcracker this year! now if only the choreo choices weren’t so questionable,,,,,
#genshin impact#childe#tartaglia#scaramouche#wanderer#theatre kids au#la signora did the choreo#shes still pissed that she had to adapt it around the fact that childe is the only one of them with any ballet training#ANYWAY take some parallels to scara’s character teaser i think the nutcracker would be a nice production for them to put on#my art
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