#would i have still loved to go feral over getting even just one (1) shot of them being domestic together in their own home? absolutely

[dawnquafam]

The most devastating loss to come out of never getting Aquaman 3 is the loss of any chance of Shinorm canonically being roommates

[corseque]

On the scale of 1 (Rise of Skywalker) to 10 (Shadowbringer/Endwalker), where would you place Veilguard?

critical post

I’ve burst into enraged tears like 5 times since I finished it, which is not nearly even close to as many times as Rise of Skywalker, but still 5 times too many. Just the shallowness of the writing, the obviousness, the incredible frustration at the simplicity, the ignoring so much of my favorite character in order to make a stupidly simple plot work, the horrendous time I had trying to ignore Rook’s annoying stupid fuckass pov while just trying to self-insert myself into the end of my favorite fictional character of all time’s story after waiting 10 years. I screamed in frustration that I had to hear the painfully obvious commentary these brand newcomer characters who I did not give a shit about, explaining to me like a toddler how I should feel about revelations I have been writing about for 10 years, especially when what they were saying was stupid as fuck. I cried at the thought of so many cutscenes and so much effort went into stories I found very forgettable and went nowhere, while they were able to only scrounge up like 10 total animated shots reuniting Solas and Lavellan. I mourn that I could not make any decisions in a BioWare game. I mourn Solas’ story so much, and probably will for years. I will never get over the way they talked down to him and never listened to him for even a second, lest they actually have to write a branching path into their game. I hate that the theme was regret but Rook regrets nothing ever so (shrugs) regret doesn’t affect them or mean anything to them. I mourn the loss of the voice and point of view of his people, the ones he was fighting for, the ones who are alive. I mourn that it turns out that he’s just a stupid feral dog who is 100% wrong about everything always and he always has been from the beginning of time. I cried that the game said the answer was that Solas should NOT try to help his people and they never even discussed it as a philosophical question or the ethics of it or anything, or playing as a character so dense they never once even wondered if accidentally freeing the gods killed more people overall than the veil coming down would have. (We avoided this question like the plague, lest we feel less like purely Good Heroes who could talk down to the gods with righteous fury). I mourn that I’m never going to know what would have happened without the Veil. I feel so stupid for thinking that elves or spirits as factions would appear in any capacity with lines and perspectives in this game. I’m so angry at how safe and smoothed over everything in the setting is, and how it felt like the main characters never struggled with anything and have nothing to say. I can’t believe Dragon Age is so shallow and unsatisfying and head-empty. I mourn that the story of Dragon Age is Over to me and I will never play another game.

I’ve also cried a few times at the completely separated and individual imagery and music in the last scene. I’ve cried that my favorite character didn’t die in any world after 10 years of being at death’s door. I’ve cried at the thought of him being a little worm spirit, and that I was right about him the whole time. I cried when activating Felassan’s crystal in the final fight and seeing all the buffs. I cried when I turned the page and realized the default inquisitor was exactly the same as my personal Lavellan, down to hair style, eye color, hair color, vallaslin removed. I cried when I realized Solas thought he should have died as a spirit rather than be born. I cried that the main story Dragon Age has been telling the whole time has been about the reconciliation and freeing of my favorite fictional character. I cried that Solas and Lavellan got married in the end, when I genuinely wasn’t expecting either of them to even be alive. They’re both still alive and in love in every single world. I can’t wrap my head around that.

I have no idea where to put it. It’s a few high highs but some intolerably low fucking lows. It could have been so much worse but the bar is on the fucking floor. I go back and forth between moderate enjoyment to just being so angry. It could have been so much more and I do not know who to bite for it.

I have no idea.

[itshype]

How I Met Your Brother (DC x DP)

Dan joins the Justice League - not as part of his rehabilitation, but as a reward for doing so well.

Tucker makes the grave mistake of mentioning Dan in front of Jazz. And as an eldest sister myself I would not be happy about an alternate version of my sibling being left completely alone in the world, no support, no family to then be turned into a psychopath. And I would be furious for them to then be imprisoned - not for life but for all time?

However, unlike me, Jazz is the world's foremost authority on ghost psychology. She has Dan out of his Thermos and in a larger enclosure within the week.

Now, a lot of fics have Jazz as a magical therapist who can say a few sentences and make any bad guy cry. Sorry, not today though.

First, they resocialise Dan like a feral cat (solitary confinement does make people get loopy), sitting outside his enclosure and hanging out, doing homework etc. This sort of gets him to figure out emotionally that he's no longer in the timeline where everyone he ever cared about died.

Danny discusses with him how many nightmares he's had over just the idea of losing his entire support network the way Dan did and he can't imagine what he's been through. But no emotions are not, in fact superior to having negative emotions.

After a few months, he decides that he does in fact want to actively try and get better. He goes to a therapist (because family members can't do therapy!!!) who's just unhinged enough to get a kick out of counselling a ghost from an alternate timeline.

There's only one relapse. Clockwork fixed it and they don't talk about it.

A month or so later they let him out of the enclosure for good. They offer to symbolically destroy it but Dan thinks they should keep it just in case.

While Dan's humanity has returned, his actual human half is gone forever. But he's interested in doing something with himself. He can't get a GED, or a degree, or be an astronaut. Maybe something in entertainment?

Tucker makes the grave mistake of mentioning that the Justice League headquarters are in space. Dan isn't as powerful anymore now he's no longer a halfa, but he knows he's handy in a fight. He loves space and due to having them repeatedly and ineffectively implemented against himself - a deep knowledge of international war tactics.

NGL, this isn't where I thought this story was going. But Dan is now an international politics, war policy and foreign affairs expert, I guess.

He helps a fair bit on the team, but his key contributions are his encyclopaedic predictions of how different international communities will react to events. If an out of control meta in Paris takes down the Eiffel Tower, he predicts which countries will immediately 'crack down' on their superpowered citizens - that sort of thing. It's invaluable for their PR team and young meta safety.

He's a friendly guy, doesn't judge anyone for losing control of their powers or going 'too far' on a villain who hurt their friends and family. And he never shuts up about his kid brother who is apparently also his best friend. He briefly mentions a baby sister he's never met and that makes everyone pretty sad.

He doesn't consider this Jazz his sister. He's already had a sister named Jazz and isn't looking for a 1:1 replacement. This Jazz is more like a mum-friend. However, he never had a Danny or an Ellie in his last life.

"My little brother told me about the trick to this level in Doomed 17, want me to explain what you're missing?"

"Sorry, I really can't possess you, even for 'anti mind-control' training. That isn't how overshadowing works, you can't become immune without exposure to ectoplasm in dangerous doses. No, I can't get you some pure ecto, my baby brother would kick my ass to hell."

"Yeah, my baby bro and I both wanted to be astronauts, I died so it's not in the cards for me anymore, but he has a real shot still, we're all rooting for him!"

Most Justice League members think he's a dead eldest brother with living siblings he's still in close contact with.

It's all fun and games until he tries to take a bullet for Batman during an ambush and it's actually an amnesia ray designed to make Batman forget about a specific case until the bad guy can complete his plan.

"I killed you all before, and I will do it again."

[reallychaoticwoo]

⛓️ Im so sorry it's taken so long but here it is! I really hope you enjoy it and I was able to do what you imagined 🖤 ⛓️

✨️ 7 Sees 1 Team ✨️

❤️Pairing: Yeosang x reader

⚠️Warnings: MDNI 18+ ONLY!! cussing, oral f receiving, fingering, multiple orgasms, unprotected sex (wrap it up buttercup), soft dom Yeo, subby fan reader, squirting, voyeurism, slightly possesive Yeo🖤

‼️This is purely for entertainment purposes and does not represent the idols in any way‼️

🖤I just want to apologize again for how long this took ive had a fic that ive been stuck on that kind of shut me down mentally for a while but my writers block is over and i should be posting more frequently here soon! Also, of course theres going to be a happy fluffy ending because i am a simp for a love story even though im also a feral whore 🤣 As always i hope you enjoy and thank you so much for your support!🖤

The concert had been a whirlwind of emotions. You had screamed your heart out, laughed, cried, sang, danced, and obviously completely drooled at the unbelievably god like men preforming on stage. Sadly, the concert had come to an end but at least you still had send off to look forward to. Truly that was the only thing keeping you together in this moment. Making your way to the long hallway to find yourself a spot, you'd spotted the group out of the corner of your eye heading to their dressing room to cool down before they said their final goodbyes. You'd made eye contact with Yeosang during this brief moment and shot him a kind smile and a small wave. He returned the smile and wave before disappearing with the rest of the group.

The wait for Ateez to come back out wasn't actually that long but it felt like forever. Your anxiety had gotten the best of you thinking about how close they'd be, how they would actually be right in front of you, in person, you could genuinely reach out and shake their hand. You were shaking in anticipation. One by one the members passed down the line, each one of them making small talk with you and other fans, signing photocards or other things people had brought, and taking pictures or videos. You weren't prepared for Yeosang to reach you, not after the small hut very meaningful to you (and him, but you didnt know that), exchange of smiles the two of you had only 10 minutes prior.

A few of the girls around you were complementing the statue like man, calling him cute, adorable, sweet, ect. You just smile waiting patiently for him to get to you mumbling under your breathe almost in unison with his words "He's not cute. He's grown, he's handsome, stunning even, but not cute." Your words, which you thought no one could hear above the crowd of excited fans, caught his attention, his ears perking up at the fact you agreed with him, and not only that, you said he wasn't cute right as he had said it to the fans. To him, it felt like you understood him in that moment. He could do cute things, but he, himself, was not cute.

Finally putting himself directly in front of you to chat for a moment, he asked if you'd like a picture to which you obviously said yes. After a couple pictures, he chatted with you asking how you enjoyed the concert, who your bias was, and almost too quietly for you to hear, if you had any plans after send off. You answered every question, a little hesitant on the last one not sure how to answer as you didn't think telling him that your only plans were to go home and daydream about this night for the next week would be a good answer. Instead you said you didn't really have plans to which he smiled excitedly. Feeling a bit more confident around you and finding you were so easy to be around he asked you if you'd like to join him after send off to hang out. He wasn't obvious about it as there were many people around but his mood greatly improved after he moved away from you and continued down the line. Little did you know you had just made his night as special as he had made yours.

Finding you after send off wasn't too hard for him as you hadn't moved a single inch since he asked you to join him for the night. You felt like your heart was beating out of your chest and you'd been in a state of shock since that moment. When he caught your eyes you immediately perked up and shot him another smile and small wave, to which he returned as his made his way to you. "Hello, Tiny! Thank you for staying after, hopefully the wait wasn't too long!" Gosh, his voice was serene, melting you with every word. "No, not at all. Honestly I could've waited hours if needed it's not every day your bias asks to get to know you. I feel like this is a dream." You chuckled, a bit embarrassed at how eager you were coming off.

Noticing your nerves which he very much felt as well in this moment, he grabbed your hand and started walking with you. "Its not every day I ask to get to know a fan. If I'm being completely honest you're actually the first person I've asked to stay and wanted to get to know." The blush on his face said it all. You knew Yeosang wasn't much as much of an outgoing man as his fellow members. You admired that about him, how he seemed to be content in his own company, how he could be reserved and still scream confidence and mesmerize an entire fan base. "Well I'm honored to be the first." Your voice was barely audible, but he heard you loud and clear. "If I'm going to be truly honest, I do also feel the need to let you know you're the first one that's caught my attention in other ways as well. However I'm fully okay with getting to know you as a friend if you're uninterested in anything more than that." You froze on the spot, almost making the muscular man stumble back as his hand that was holding yours tugged against him. "I'm sorry, that was very forward. Please disregard that. I would very much like to just get to know you." Still standing in place you looked around yourself noticing you were now in a different hallway with many doors on each side of you.

Noticing some of them seemed to be dressing rooms for the background dancers and the one that seemed to be for Ateez. You slowly took a step forward letting Yeosang continue to lead you only a few more steps before you were outside the groups dressing room. Looking at the plaque on the door and then back to him you finally spoke, " I- I'm sorry for my reaction, I just.. I wasn't expecting that. But since you've been so honest with me I feel I should return the favor and let you know that I have definitely thought about more intimate scenarios involving you and myself as well. So I'm by no means going to turn you down if that's what you're insinuating." You were certain your cheeks were bright red as you looked up to the man with hopefull eyes. "Wonderful, then let's hurry with the fun half before the guys get back, we have all night to talk and get to know each other afterwards."

You hadn't even made it three steps in the door before Yeosang had you pinned against it, his lips pressed against your own, kissing you passionately, his one hand resting against your jaw, his other moving down your body to find it's place on your hip. You didn't expect this from him, but that didn't mean you were pleasantly surprised. Small soft moans escaping your lips only to be swallowed by the very hungry man in front of you. Without breaking the kiss for even a moment, he moved his hands down to your thighs giving them a gentle squeeze before lifting you up and placing you on the large vanity nearby.

Sloppy kisses and hands exploring each other already had you reeling in anticipation, your whines getting needier by the second. "Can I touch you sweetheart? I need to feel you wrapped around my fingers." The most drunken sounding yes escaped your mouth as his hands began to make their way down your thighs to your knees before traveling back up to your hips, squeezing and massaging them. His thumbs slipped under the top of your jeans, a light tug asking your permission, before taking them off of you fully. He reveled at the sight of your lower half exposed to him, licking his lips at the glistening cunt that sat before him just waiting to be devoured. Taking his shirt off, he stepped closer to you placing suckling kisses from your jaw to your shoulder and back again, all while slipping one of his fingers into your tight hole. You gasped at the intrusion, your eyes shutting at the feeling, already so close to your release. "Fuck baby, when's the last time anyone fucked this pretty little cunt of yours? You're so fucking tight for me."

Oh, he was going to ruin you for anyone else after this. Make you fit him perfectly molding your cunt to him and only him. You were perfect, you just didn't know it yet. "I, ah fuck - i.." He slipped in a second finger as you were trying to answer him to the best of your ability. "Fuuuckkk Yeo, shit, I've only ever done this twice, wrong person. Fuck please don't stop." That was it. He was determined to be the right person, the only person from here on out. "Fuck, sweet girl just waiting for me to claim you weren't you?" He slipped in a third finger, pumping it fast and hard hitting the perfect spot to make you unravel for him. Adding his thumb to the mix, tracing slow circles around your clit as his fingers pumped into you mercilessly, drove you over the edge. "Fuuck yes, yes, God yes, Yeo, make me yours." Your legs clamping together as you surrendered to your pleasure, your chest rising and falling rapidly. He slowed his pave as you rode out your high, removing his fingers to bring them to his mouth, sucking your sweet juices off them. "Shit you taste fucking delicious baby. Think you can come for me one more time before I fuck you sweetheart? You're already being such a good girl for me." You were already a mess, your mind wondering around itself in pure bliss, your previous times being nothing compared to the pleasure Yeosang just gave you using only his fingers. "Yes please, want you to taste me, all for you." You mumbled out, eyes barley open. "Such a pretty doll, so polite even being all fucked out already."

Pulling up a chair, he sat himself right infront of your soaked pussy, grabbing your thighs to hold you in place as he licked painfully slow up your folds. Your legs already trying to clamp together, still barely recovered from your previous orgasm. "Stay still precious. I want to enjoy my meal." You tried you best to follow his directions, but when his tongue made it's way deep inside you, your back arched, hips bucking up into him as your head fell back into the mirror. "I said be still princess, wouldn't want you hurting yourself, or getting hurt because you aren't listening." He emphasized his words with a hard press of his thumb to your clit. You didn't dare move but the cry you let out was all in vain as he was now rubbing harsh circles against your overly sensitive nub to hear you cry for him over and over again. You were so close to exploding under him your hands gripping the edge of the vanity for dear life. A few more harsh rubs as his tongue worked your walls strategically and you were done for. Your vision went white, stars floating around your eyes as you felt warmth flood your thighs dripping down your ass. Yeosang relentlessly lapping up every drop he could, circling your clit faster to prolong your release as long as possible.

What neither of you expected was at that very moment, was the door opening, revealing the rest of the members of Ateez standing there, mouths agape. "Shit. Uh." You struggled to straighten yourself up so you weren't on full display to the entire group but Yeosang wouldn't let you move. "Isn't she beautiful? So good for me too. I'm more soaked now than I was on stage." He looked towards the men who still hadn't moved an inch. San was the first to break the silence. "She's fucking gorgeous Yeo." The rest if the men nodded in agreement. "Oh don't I know it. Now before you all go getting any ideas, I'm going to stop that shit right now." He shot them all warning glares. Then he turned to look at you, "Princess will you please turn around for me?" His voice was even lower now, and you were in a trance. Obeying the blonde haired man you moved yourself off of the vanity trying to steady your shaking legs as you turned to face the mirror. "Good girl, now keep your eyes on yourself baby okay? I want you to see how beautiful you look when I fuck you." You shivered at his words, goosebumps spreading down your spine.

Yeosang deadpanned the group of men who were all breathing heavily at the sight before them. "Now I won't make you leave this time because I want you to listen very carefully got it?" The men all nodded, a few of them already palming their length through their pants. You heard Yeosangs belt coming undone, shortly after he was behind you one hand on your hip and the other rubbing his member up and down your sopping cunt collecting your slick before slowly pushing his thick long member inside you inch by inch. "Fuck Yeo, feel ssoo good" You're eyes rolled back as he fully sheathed himself inside. "So fucking tight for me baby, fit me perfectly." He pulled out until his tip was all that was left before thrusting into you with a quick snap. Keeping your eyes fixed on the mirror like you were told you let out a cry gasping at the painful pleasure of each harsh thrust. "FUCK AAHHH all for you, it's just for you!" Tears starting to form in the corners of your eyes as he continued to ram into you brutally, hitting all the right spots. He turned his attention to the men who most of which were now jerking themselves in their pants unable to control their need in the moment.

"I hope you all heard that. She's mine. There will be no fucking sharing so I hope you all get your fix this time, cause it will not happen again." He landed a rather hard smack to your ass as emphasis before pulling you upright by your hair. "Look at this baby, their all so needy for you. So beautiful infront of them. Too bad you're all for me. Isn't that right darling?" You were sobbing at this point your brain was no longer in control you'd fully surrendered to pleasure. To the pleasure Yeosang provided. "R-ri-right Yeo. Only - only yours, please, f-fuck- please Yeo..." You weren't fully sure why you were begging you just knew you were fucking close to snapping, your body ready to come undone for the third time tonight. Yeosang was kind enough to give you what you needed, pulling your back flush against his chest, his hand wrapped around your throat as he leaned in to suck on the dip of your neck, his other hand snaking it's way down to your pretty little clit. Speeding up his pace becoming more sloppy with each thrust he pulled away from your neck with a pop, the purple mark prominent only making him more eager. "I need you to tell me where you want me darling, I'm close." You barely registered his words, on the edge of your own high. "Inside, please Yeosang I need you inside of me, make me yours, please please" Coming undone as you begged him to do the same, your vision going white yet again, your body loosing its hold on itself. If it weren't for Yeosang holding you against him you definitely would've fallen. At the sound of your pleas, and the feeling of your walls spasming around him, the warm spray of your release coating his thighs and everything near by, his hips studdered deep into you his hot ropes of cum spurting all over your walls. Coming down from his own high he gave a few more shallow thrusts before pulling out of you completely.

Addressing the others in the room Yeosang said, "Now that you've all had your fun I suggest you go clean up and change. Before you do just know that we will not be speaking a word of this moving forward. And if she so chooses, she will be coming back with me." Moving quickly to kick the men out of the dressing room and lock the door, Yeosang made his way back to you to help you to the couch on the other side of the room. He gently helped you lay down making sure you were as comfortable as possible. "You did so good for me baby. Let me help you clean up and once your feeling good enough we can go to my hotel room and talk for as long as you'd like. Does that sound good?" You nodded a blissful smile painting your face.

As Yeosang went to find a towel to clean the two of you up, you recalled what he'd said to the group before kicking them out. "Yeo?" You called out to him. "Yes, darling?" He replied as his made his way back to you with a fresh towel and some water. "Did you mean what you said to them about bringing me home with you?" You asked him shyly. He'd seen you naked, hell, you just squinted on him twice, but the thought that he might want something more than that made your stomach flutter. He gently wiped away what he could before helping you with your clothing. "Of course I did. I don't say things. I don't mean beautiful. But it's your decision on if you want to come with me or not." It was almost instantly that replied, "I'd love to."

[meraki-yao]

RWRB Movie Thoughts: Choreography and Rehearsals

There’s been a couple of great essays on the one-shots in the movie and the theatricality of those scenes (see here, here and here), and I just want to talk a little about choreography and ferally scream a little about rehearsals.

Taylor mentioned in one of their interviews that a lot of the intimate scenes had a certain musicality to them, and as the boys both have theatre experience, Robbie communicated with them on the subject almost like creating a dance. It’s essentially, choreography. So here’s my interpretation of the choreography part.

I love dancing and took ballet classes for 14 years, and something really important in dancing and choreography is beats. And there are two ways to go about this.

One is literally every beat is a specific motion, it’s a series of sharply changing movements. It’s very apparent for Henry/Nick during the first section of their first hookup in Alex’s room. You can literally count 8 beats as you would for a piece of music, and for every beat, Henry/Nick is doing a specific move:

1: Block the door -> 2: Push open the door -> 3: Right Hand grab Alex/Taylor’s Neck -> 4: Kiss -> 5: Left Hand Grab Alex/Taylor’s Arm -> 6: Left Hand moves to Alex/Taylor’s Neck-> 7: Blank/No New Hand Movements -> 8: Left Hand in his Hair

You can literally count the beats, and hell, in this scene in Henry/Nick’s case, the beats are fairly even. You can almost follow the motions with a metronome.

The other kind is hitting marks: as in there are “key poses” to strike at certain times, but how to get from one pose to the other is more up to the actor. (There’s a great video explaining this idea in fight choreography/sword fighting: check it out here) I think that’s what the red room kiss counts as the boys have certain marks to hit: both of them hitting the wall, Alex/Taylor grabbing Henry/Nick’s thigh, then pushing him onto the table, then grabbing his waist while Henry/Nick grabs his hair etc. They have specific places for their hands and legs and well, themselves to be, but everything in between is pretty continuous motions that I don’t think can be precisely designed. You can still sort of count a beat, but it’s much less clear than the example of Henry in Alex’s bedroom.

 

So here’s my question.

How many of the scenes in the movie are choreographed, and what scene was which kind of choreography?

There are the two literal dance scenes, and then most of the intimate scenes go without saying, because it’s not just a matter of the choreography, but also requires discussions on intimacy and boundaries. Among the photos Matthew posted about rehearsals, I’m assuming all photos with the boys on a couch are the intimate scenes. (Matthew said the first hook-up was shot exactly as rehearsed)

But another photo Matthew posted was the hospital storage room scene, the absolutely adorable photo with Nick and Taylor squeezed together in the middle of a bunch of chairs.

Which means the mess of Henry and Alex falling into the storage room then flailing their limbs trying to figure out how sit properly without crushing each other was choreographed. And honestly…how? Because that scene looked like such a mess and so damn chaotic, I really can’t imagine any part of it being designed besides the general idea of “fall over, push each other a bunch, end up with Henry/Nick on the right and Alex/Taylor on the left.”

Also the Paris scene. Of course that has to be choreographed, but I just… can’t imagine how? Like the red room scene, Alex’s room, the polo tack room, if I don’t immerse myself in the movie I can sort of see the performance, the directing aspect of the scene, but the Paris scene, I completely can’t. It’s so well done, it looks so damn real. Of course, I know it’s not, but I can’t see it. That’s how well done the scene is. How in the fucking world did they do that? On top of that apparently, people who went to the March screening said there were three positions (which, please fucking release everything PLEASE), so again, how the fuck did they do that?

What other scenes were choreographed? They had two weeks of rehearsal (although Taylor said he got Covid on the second week so I don’t know how they went about that), how much did they do?

God I know Matthew’s slowly releasing behind-the-scenes footage and I’m guessing a, he has a lot, like a lot b, he’s understandably taking his time, but I wonder if he’ll ever let rehearsal videos see the light of day. Besides my own curiosity about how their rehearsal worked, there's also that one adorable picture of what looks like Taylor said something that made Nick laugh which is just so cute, it would be nice to see what the boys themselves were like during rehearsals and what their banter was like

Anyways all this to say MORE BTS FOOTAGE PLEASE 

[a-court-of-moonlight-and-ire]

I got caught shoplifting a few weeks ago so Im gonna have a court proceeding (? if thats what you call it in english idk) in a couple hours and Im a little bit nervous but the shit I stole was only worth 7€ and it was my first time getting caught so I dont think it'll be too big of a deal. Honestly Im just glad I didnt get caught while I was stealing ~85€ worth of acotar books, because my punishment would not only be wayyyy harsher it would also just be embarrassing, imagine stealing sjm books when theres so many good books you could steal from a bookstore

Anyway, speaking of acotar books, its livebloggin time. Last time, Feyre and Rhysand came to this cabin in the woods/inn in the middle of nowhere and stayed in a room thats so small that you couldnt even have sex in it and then they had sex. not penetrative sex, they just fingered each other. Which is to say Rhysand fingered her vagina and Feyre fingered his wings because god forbid a man be on the receiving end for anything other than a blowjob. Also, I guess Mor, Cassian and Azriel are somewhere else? I didnt wanna say anything about them being gone bc I just kinda assumed they were staying with Feysand but they seem to be gone. whatever I dont care about those guys anyway

Chapter 49

Feyres internal declarations of love and wanting to be with Rhys forever feel very shallow when you consider the fact that 1) theyve only had like 3 months worth of non-traumatic interactions with eachother, and 2) she thought the exact same way about Tamlin and then she DIED FOR HIM and then she left him after barely half a year

'"You know exactly that I would do anything for my people and my family."' 'Your people' consisting of one (1) city

Feyre's pussy feels slightly raw from getting fingered hours ago?? thats not a good sign.

'"I'm not gonna turn away from you. Not from you," I promised him quietly.' honestly, i can believe that, if you can fully forgive someone for physically torturing and sexually assaulting you after like a month or two you can forgive them anything, I have no idea why Rhys would be worried about that

can you imagine if Rhysand got shot with poisoned arrows and he just died right here. Life could be a dream but alas, I live in a nightmare world

I actually really like Feyre going feral over her love interest like this (even if that love interest is Rhys) I dont we're gonna get much more of that in this series so I shall savour it

Yeah, now that she mentions it, how come one ash arrow was enough to straight up kill Andras but Rhysand gets hit by like a dozen and hes just fine after this. I guess it could be that Feyre shot Andras in the eye so it was more lethal than Rhys getting shot in the back and wings but still, afaik there are no longterm consequences from this, like hes not even gonna have to deal with idk, his back hurting at certain points or something

Im not a fan of Feyre being so murderhappy now when she was reluctant to even kill animals at the start of this book, like at a certain point Im not so much bothered by Feyre's character being retconned from ACOTAR but her character from start of ACOMAF

Damn I didnt think the sex would be anything other than a pointless diversion, but here it is, being plot relevant

How come these guys have been torturing him by just stringing him up and leaving the arrows while they whip him, if I was an evil torturer and had just gotten my hands on a guy with wings Im sawing those badboys off immediately. or should i say batboys ahahahha.hahha

Oh, just a splinter of ashwood can he deadly but of course Rhysand is gonna be pretty much fine after being impaled with seven whole arrows

'"And Elain would love [Velaris], I'm sure of it. Although she would probably cling to Azriel the whole time, looking for safety."' smth about that line feels icky to me, I think its the fact that I dont think Elain actually properly interacted with Azriel at this point and also, Velaris is a perfect paradisical city what on earth would she need his protection for there

ughhhh all this bullshit with the dresser is so unbearably annoying

I guess I'll see how this all actually pans out next chapter, but right now I gotta say I dont like the fact that Rhysand's wounds just heal on their own, I couldve used some good whump with him. And Im not just saying that because I dont like him and Im a sadistic little bitch, even though both of those things are true, Im saying this because I think seeing him in a vulnerable position for an extended time would make me like him more

[apocalypseornaw]

Resurrect (Pt 1/4)

Benny Lafitte x reader (Reader has Nickname of Nix)

When the portal opened to pull the souls out of Castiel you were caught in the wake resulting in you stuck in purgatory. You figured that would be it, you'd fight as long as you could until some monster got the better of you that is until you met Benny.

Warnings: cursing, the usual violence

"Don't go too close!" You heard Bobby's warning a second too late. You jumped forward when Cas sagged, helping him to his feet just as the portal opened. You felt the pull of the magic and tried to get out of it but it was useless, this spell was ancient and the power fueling it was too much. You heard Dean call your name before a bright light flashed, engulfing your vision and the room around you seemed to fall away.

You must have passed out somewhere along the way because the next thing you knew you were waking up in a dark forest, tall trees stretching towards a grey sky surrounded you. You slowly got to your feet, checking yourself for injuries.

You patted yourself to find that your gun was still at the small of your back and the blade at your side was still there. The only problem was you had no idea where you were or what the hell had happened. A growl drew your attention and you spun to see three looming shadows getting closer to where you stood. The portal was to put the souls back in purgatory, if you'd gotten sucked in....fuck that meant you were in monster land alone and with very few weapons.

You took off at a run, hoping the things wouldn't give chance. You had no clue what the hell they were, meaning you had no clue how to kill them. You could hear them gaining ground and decided to try your luck with the silver bullets loaded into your gun.

You spun, taking aim at the first one and pulled the trigger. It fell with a heavy thud. You quickly shot the other two, knowing that your scent mixed with the sound of the gunfire would draw attention to your location from only God knew how far.

You needed to put some distance between this spot and you. You needed to find cover and figure out some sort of a plan. Certainly the boys would look for you right? Bobby or Cas would figure out what had happened even if Sam and Dean couldn't. You just needed to stay alive until the rescue team showed up. Hearing branches breaking, heading in your direction as you ran told you that plan may just be easier said than done.

You hit the ground hard, managing to roll into the movement which meant you'd avoided the set of teeth chomping wildly at your arm. You put enough space between you and the feral looking werewolf to land a solid kick to his chest, when he stumbled backwards you grabbed for the large black blade he'd dropped and spun it in your grip. With a solid swing you separated his head from his neck and was rewarded with the sound of it hitting the dirt.

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Your moment of celebration was short lived because you could hear the rugaru who'd been tracking you for the better part of the last two days let out a cackle "Oh little huntress. Come out, come out wherever you are" you took a deep breath before calling back "First that's sexist, I'm a hunter not huntress. Second I'm tired of this game. Come and get me you asshole"

You recognized him, you'd killed him some years back with Dean. You never would've thought you'd be facing him at a later date but then again since landing in monster world you'd been faced with quite a few angry ones who recognized you from hunting at Sam and Dean's side for so many years.

He stepped out the tree line and laughed "There's that false bravado I love about you hunters. I can smell your fear, hell I could smell it when you killed me with the Winchesters"

You shrugged "Never said I was fearless, just dumb enough to do it anyways" he charged for you and you let him, jumping out the way at the last moment.Bastard hadn't realized you'd made it to the edge of one of the many cliffs littered around the landscape.

You walked over to the side and laughed to yourself when you saw that he'd splattered his own head on one of the jagged rocks at the base of the cliff. "Dumb enough to do it but smart enough to know my surroundings asshole"

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You bent to grab your blade, glancing around to see if anything else was stalking you. Something was tracking you but you weren't sure what. Days had passed with you feeling like you were being watched but you'd gotten used to that feeling. Some creature feature was always close at hand.

You weren't sure how long you'd been stuck here but it was long enough you had gotten used to having blood caked on your face, used to keeping an eye in every direction and used to knowing at any given second you'd be in a fight to the death and stood the chance of not winning.

With a final glance to your surroundings you started moving again, best not to stay in one place.

Benny knew within a few days that something new had hit purgatory. The electricity in the air ran wild from the news of a human lurking among the shadows. It was a woman, a hunter and a damn good one from what he'd heard.

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Of course he'd be curious, who wouldn't? When he first tracked her down she'd been cornered by a couple ghouls. They were taunting her, saying how they were going to enjoy tearing her apart. He'd moved to help her but then saw the smirk pulling at her lips and his curiosity kept him back. He'd move if the tide turned against her but he was curious to see how she handled herself.

She tilted her head to the side slightly "Well cmon then fellas. Don't keep a lady waiting" he watched as she threw a smaller blade at the bigger of the ghouls, it buried into his neck, not a killing blow but enough to drop him. She winked at the other one before swinging the larger blade she had, decapitating him then ran over to finish off the one who laid on the ground clutching at his throat.

When she stood up to wipe the blades clean on her leg he got a good look at her. Her hair was up in a haphazard looking braid, the flannel she had on had seen better days, the black tshirt under it still looked solid. She was curvy to say the least, and was beautiful if he must admit.

The thing that pulled him to her wasn't that though. She was a human, in a place like this yet standing her ground and surving....she'd been here for months if the rumors were true yet besides the scar on her cheek there was no noticeable injury. He was impressed.

Her eyes flickered towards where he was but he knew she couldn't see him. Maybe she could feel his eyes on her? She visibly shook herself then started moving again. She'd learned one rule already, always stay on the move.

You were leaned against a tree, trying to do a mental check list of where you were. The scenery mostly looked the same but the river that cut through the center of purgatory was your main land mark. It gave you some sort of means to map out locations. You knew what monsters were in what areas the heaviest, you knew where the cliffs were and you could still pin point the area you landed for what good it'd do you.

The sound of branches breaking hit your ears and you dropped into a fighting stance, deciding if you had enough time to make a run for it or if it would be a fight. Five vamps came out of the trees and you cursed yourself. How had you gotten so careless to let so many catch you in one place?

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"Hey fellas" you greeted, glancing towards the two women "and ladies" they spread out to surround you and you tsk tsked "Cmon now. Where's your manners? Can't say hello before you kill me?"

The clear ring leader laughed "Told you, she's hunted with the Winchesters for so long she acts like them" you grabbed your heart "Ouch. I don't drink anywhere as much as Dean and Sam's got a few more issues then me, I was never fed demon blood!" You tried to keep all of them in your eye line but that was easier said than done.

The ring leader nodded and that must have been the cue. They all charged you at once so you swung wildly, your blade biting into the nearest ones neck. You snatched it free and kicked his body towards them "Cmon then!" A flurry of motion put three vampires pining you down.... wait...there was four?

You struggled against their hold and felt the weight on you lighten as a hand wrapped around your arm, snatching you to your feet and shoving your blade handle back into your hand. You were back to back with your savior but couldn't concentrate on that. The vamps circled around the two of you and an accented voice came from over your shoulder "Let em come to you, stay close"

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When the final vamp fell you turned to face who'd come to your aid and saw fangs sliding back into place. You took a step back, he had a broad build, shoulders wider than Dean's with muscles and a solid frame from what had to have been a physical life before he'd been turned and only God knows how long he'd been here for.

Blue eyes studied you for a moment before he spoke "You good?" That accent that had you guessing Louisiana as where he was originally from threw you for a loop along with his looks. You never would've really said a vampire was good looking but then again you never would've guessed you would get stuck in purgatory either. You nodded after a moment "Yeah. I'm good but can I ask why intervene on my behalf? I'm a human"

He smirked "and a hunter too darlin don't forget that one" you raised an eyebrow "So this place has a rumor mill. Nice to know" he chuckled before holding out his hand "Name's Benny" you hesitated for a moment before shaking his hand "Name's Y/N but everybody calls me Nix,You still didn't answer why you helped me. Doesn't that put a target on your back?" He shrugged "I've done dumber things for worse reasons"

You shook your head with a small laugh "Ok then" he motioned through the woods "We moving or staying here and letting more find us?" You shrugged "How do I know this ain't some kind of game you're playing?" He held your gaze before a smile slipped onto his face "You don't but I did just save your hide after all" you stood stoic for a moment then nodded "Lead the way. I'm sure you know this place better than me"

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You weren't sure what made you trust Benny at first besides the initial part of him intervening for you when he very well could've sat back and watched you be ripped to shreds.

The first few weeks after the two of you decided to join forces you kept your distance from each other, both of you rightfully wary of each other. He was still a vampire and you a hunter, meaning your kind was a threat to the other's kind.

The way you communicated was a whistle Benny taught you. If he heard it he knew to come running and you did the same. Was it strange at first backing a vampire in a fight if it came to it? A bit but the longer you fought alongside him the more you began to see him less as a vampire and more as just Benny.

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A couple months passed or what he said was a couple months anyways. You still had no clue how he managed to have any sort of hold on keeping time that had passed.

You'd learned he'd been in purgatory for about fifty years, give or take. He told you how by the time he was killed he hadn't fed off a human in years, he'd simply survived off blood bank blood. He'd also told you about how he'd been killed. The fact that he'd walked away from his nest and the vamp who turned him when he'd fell in love with a human named Andrea Kormos.

The more you learned about him, the more it made sense for him to intervene for you. No one had been there to intervene for Andrea when his nest had attacked them.

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You started to open up to him as well. You told him about the uncle who'd raised you, about Bobby who'd stepped into the role of a parent as well when your uncle was killed. You also told him that Nix was short for Phoenix, a nickname Dean had saddled you with after your first car get wrecked on a hunt and you climbed out while it was on fire.

You also told him about Sam and Dean, that conversation had been unavoidable considering how many monsters had come after you due to your affiliation with the Winchesters. You'd saw how his jaw had tightened when you said you didn't know why no one had come after you, you knew the anger had shown in your eyes because a part of you felt betrayed.

You never gave up on Sam or Dean. You always fought for them and they'd left you for monster feed. Not only them but Bobby and Cas too. You loved them all, they were your family yet it seemed they'd forgotten about you.

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"Darlin I don't know how anybody could forget you" Benny told you one day while the two of you were catching a breather at the river that flowed with cool water amidst the constant humidity in the air. Even when the temperature dropped the air felt solid.

You glanced up from where you'd been squatted, washing your face clean and smiled "Cmon now Benny don't act like I'm not a pain in the ass" you teased and saw a smile pulling at his lips "Oh I never said that. You're a tremendous pain in the ass and your humanity is a damn magnet for every son of a bitch in this place"

You straightened up and stared at him for a moment "There better be a but somewhere in there Lafitte"

He took a step towards you, pushing the little pieces of hair back that'd fallen into your face "But I damn sure don't regret saving your backside and I'd do again and again. You make life a lot more interesting down here" the moment seemed a bit too intimate, it was the calmest things had been in weeks and if you were being honest you and Benny had grown closer and closer.

You swallowed hard then laughed lightly "I see just how you managed to smooth talk your way onto a yacht with an heiress" he smiled that smile that you'd learned to look forward to seeing. It made the corner of his eyes crinkled slightly and they seemed to brighten a shade or two with the action "Well a man's gotta have a few different talents"

He motioned towards your hair "Speaking of, turn around. I can manage a braid" you turned around, taking his blade when he held it out for you to hold.

You felt his fingers working their way through your hair, easing the knots out "Don't tell me you can cook too or I may propose" you teased as he worked your hair into a tight braid. He leaned up close to your ear and you felt his breath on your neck as he said "Well I suggest we find a jeweler around here cause I'm a pretty decent cook too"

You felt him tie the braid off before he took his blade back "That should hold" you ran two fingers down the braid, amazed at how smooth it was.

"Thank you" you told him and he nodded "Any time" growls hit your ears and Benny cursed under his breath "I think they've found our scent again honey" the two of you moved step for step away from the growls and deeper into the woods. The river didn't have solid ground around it, the wet rocks were a bitch to fight in if you could help from it. That lesson had been learned a few times over.

A year or better had passed since you landed in purgatory, a year of constantly being on high alert, of fighting every monster that God ever made. At least nine months of that year had been spent at Benny's side. The two of you made one hell of a team, it'd been a while since you were actively hunted so you only had to deal with fights as you stumbled across them.

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You were resting in a cavern that Benny had found. You didn't actually tire down here but you'd discovered if you were injured getting off your feet for a just a little while helped you heal. You'd barely gotten slashed but Benny had insisted.

Something was going on, the population was more on edge than they'd been in a while and the air was pure electricity. The problem was Benny couldn't exactly try to get a bead on any rumors with your scent lingering so here you were waiting for him to return.

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A couple hours had passed when you heard a loud whistle ring out. You snatched your blade off the floor of the cavern and ran out to meet Benny "What did you find out?" You asked and he smiled "A damn portal opened up sweetheart...a human portal"

"What are you saying Benny?" You asked and he grabbed your chin gently "You can get out. God finally figured out a live intact human was stuck here" "What about you?" You asked and he shrugged "There's a spell, if you're willing you can drag my soul to the other side with you" you felt your stomach flip with excitement "Then let's find the damn portal"

You and Benny had been fighting your way across the land for three days when Benny stopped short enough you ran into his back "What the hell?" You grumbled and he glanced around "Leviathan are back" your eyes widened as two globs landed not three feet from you "Incoming!"

The two of you fought side by side taking out the two Leviathan and you were grateful they were easier to kill here. You cut your eyes at Benny and he was looking through the woods "Benny?" "Something else landed. I need to find Angelo"

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Angelo was another vampire. He wasn't like Benny. He'd fed off humans up until a hunter had caught up with him. He hated you but feared Benny worse.

"Angelo!" Benny's voice was deep when he called his name. Angelo turned, grimacing when he saw you "Benny and his pet human!" You didn't want to push a fight but rolled your eyes "What landed?" He looked from you to Benny and an almost nervous wave rolled off of him "One of her kind, a human...a hunter and an angel"

Hunter and an angel? Along with the Leviathan being sent back? Could it be Cas and one of the boys? "What area?" You asked and Angelo glared at you before giving the basic direction. "The portal.." Benny reminded you but you shook your head "Please. I need to know" he sighed "Woman you're gonna be the death of me yet"

Dean had turned just a bit too slow, the vamp coming out of nowhere. He dodged the fangs chomping at him, trying to find the handle of his blade before the weight was gone off of him. Another body had tackled the vamp and sliced his head off. To his surprise when he got to his feet the other body belonged to another vamp who was watching him carefully "What? No thanks for saving your hide?"

He held up the blade "Sure. I won't stick this up your ass" a voice he hadn't heard in years and that he'd thought he'd never hear again called out "Dean Winchester, you always were a kinky son of a bitch"

He thought his eyes were playing tricks when you ran out of the woods and to the vampire's side? He spoke your name softly as you whispered to the vampire before turning to face him "Live and in the flesh"

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You could feel Benny's presence heavy at your back at you turned to face Dean "Live and in the flesh" when you'd said Dean's name Benny's anger had flared, fueled by his want to know why you were left in this place. You'd told him to let you handle it and he promised he would.

Dean looked from you to Benny "How?" He took a step towards you and you felt Benny stiffen slightly "the portal sucked me in Dean. None of you thought to look for me?" "We didn't know sweetheart. I mean everything happened so fast. You disappeared, Cas exploded and we were fucking scrambling"

Angelo said an angel was here? "Cas is dead?" He shook his head "He's here. Somewhere" you nodded "What about Sam, Bobby?" His eyes dropped "Bobby got killed a while back" you felt your knees weaken and Benny's hand shot out to steady you "I'm sorry sweetheart"

Bobby was gone. You'd spent so long thinking he abandoned you and he was dead. "How?" "The head Leviathan shot him" you nodded slowly, pushing tears down. Survival first.

"We know a way out. A portal for humans. I thought God had realized I was here but maybe it reacted to you, the righteous man and his angel" you knew the bitter tinge held to your voice but despite your urge to run to Dean and hug him you couldn't quite help it. "You gotta know I would've come for you. We never would've left you behind.."

You took a step back, bumping into Benny's solid frame "Dean, you're one of my best friends. I absolutely love you but I can't. Not right now. We'll help find Cas then we're getting out of here"

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What the hell had you lived through to trust a vampire over him? Dean was happy as hell to see you alive, he'd thought he'd lost you. They all had. They'd mourned you, Bobby had blamed himself. You had to know they hadn't abandoned you without a second thought. He watched the vampire you'd introduced as Benny whisper something in your ear and you nod.

He'd find Cas and maybe earn your trust again in the meanwhile too. You called his name and he glanced your way so you motioned around "Benny can kinda get a sense for Cas when we get close enough but we gotta get close enough so our best chance is to hunt, try to find a lead"

He nodded "Sounds like a plan" you glanced back towards Benny then motioned towards the woods "We keep moving"

Benny moved first, keeping you within arm's reach Dean noticed so Dean fell in step next to you "Nix...I'm sorry" you shook your head "We'll talk about it when we get out of here. Guilt, worry... that shit can get you killed. Just stay alive. That's how you can make it up to me"

"Incoming!" Your voice hit Dean and Benny's ears, both men going back to back as you slid into sight a pack of werewolves nipping at your heels. They moved to let you between them before facing the threat.

You and Dean together in this place was proving too much for some of the monsters. Days were turning into 360 combat. Luckily between the three of you, a dance of sort had developed. If you weren't busy fighting yourself you would've been tempted to watch Dean and Benny fight. The two of them together? Was a thing of beauty. They moved like a well oiled machine despite hating each other weeks before.

The pack was quickly put down, the three of you getting a moment to catch your breath and clean blood off your weapons. "Why aren't Leviathan attacking?" You asked and caught Dean shoot Benny a look which was clearly "She really gonna question a bit of good luck?" And nearly laughed "What? Both of you have thought it. You just ain't voiced it"

Benny shrugged "What's it matter Nix? We ain't having to fight those assholes so why question it?" Dean nodded "What the dental apocalypse said" you rolled your eyes at them both "Cmon before that damn rugaru gets away again"

The rugaru ended up being the break you three needed. You stood back next to Benny while Dean "questioned" the rugaru.

You flinched slightly when he screamed out. Killing, you didn't mind but damn Benny had already done a number on the mutt and it hadn't said shit. When Dean twisted the blade the rugaru stammered out that Cas was near the river. Dean looked back at you and you nodded "We know where it is"

He turned back to the rurgaru and slammed a blade up under its chin before it could blink. Dean snatched the blade free once the rugaru went still then looked back at you "How far?" "Bout a day" he nodded "Then lead the way"

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When you got to the clearing the rugaru had pin pointed you spotted a fugure crouched by the water and nudged Dean. "Cas!" He called out before moving towards him.

You followed Dean, feeling Benny's hand at your lower back to keep you steady should you slip. You watched while Dean hugged Cas. When the angel's eyes found yours they widened so you smiled "Hey Cas"

"How are you here?" He asked and before you could open your mouth Benny replied "The portal you got her sucked into?" You shot him a look so he quieted down.

Dean introduced Benny to Cas and the moment he did Benny asked "Next question, whyd you bail on Dean?" "Dude!" Dean warned but Benny shook his head "Way me and Nix heard the moment you two hit monster land, hot wings here took off. I figure he owes backstory" you had to admire how Benny went from holding you being stuck against Dean to questioning Cas on behalf of Dean.

"I'm sure Cas had his reasons" You tried and Dean nodded "We were surrounded, some freak jumped him and he kicked its ass, right?" your smile fell when Cas replied "No. I ran" "You ran away?" Your own anger flared at that.

Cas explained how Leviathan were hunting him, that he had a price on his head. When Dean got Benny to explain the escape hatch Cas said he wouldn't go until Dean said he wasn't leaving without him. Benny spoke up "One thing clear" he pointed to you "I'm getting her out of here no matter what" you felt both other men's eyes on you and after a moment met their gaze Cas nodded "Ok, I'll go"

You honestly were on the verge of screaming. Benny and Dean argued like children, sprinkle in Cas going on ramblings about the metaphysics of killing a monster in monster heaven you were starting to wonder if whatever kept you from having to sleep in purgatory would also keep you from getting a migraine.

After comments like "undead blood junkie" and retorts of "Scared I'm gonna eat your little piggies?" you finally stopped dead in your tracks causing all three men to look at you "Nix?" Benny and Dean both questioned, assuming you'd heard something they missed.

You crossed your arms "I'm sick of you two. Dean, Benny has kept me alive for this long. I know his past, I know why he quit drinking humans and I fucking trust him. He'll do the right thing when we get out of here"

Before Benny could let the smug smirk slip onto his face you spun on him "Benny, Dean has known me my entire adult life and most of my teens. You have to admit I was skeptical of you at first. He has reasons to be cautious about springing a vamp. Now both of you shake hands or I swear I'm kicking the shit out you both and Cas will take my side"

The fact that both of them cut their eyes at Cas only for him to shrug "I agree with her" a sigh left them both Dean and Benny before they offered their hands at the same time. You smiled when they shook "There? See"

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It took a total of two months after you found Cas to make it to where the portal was supposed to be. It wouldn't have taken so long but the constant run from Leviathan hadn't helped.

You stood there as Dean pulled a blade out of his jacket "You two ready? Like we talked about?" You nodded so Dean handed you the blade while him and Benny both rolled their sleeves up. Somewhere along the way, the mistrust and inherit hatred turned into a deep bond between the two of them. They were actually friends. They'd also decided together they'd rather risk Dean dragging Benny's soul over should something go wrong.

Benny looked at you and smiled slightly before telling Dean "Putting a lot of trust in you here brother" Dean smiled "You earned it" they gripped each other's arms and Benny winked at you "See yall on the other side"

Watching Benny disappear into Dean's arm was kind of weird but then again what wasn't weird in your life. Dean rolled his sleeve back down despite the glow under his skin that was Benny then nodded to you and Cas "Let's go"

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You'd almost made it to the portal when Leviathan attacked. You all three were thrown in different directions. You rolled to your feet, slashing the nearest Leviathans head off as Dean and Cas took out the other two.

Dean grabbed your arm "Cmon!" He nodded to Cas. The moment you got close enough to the portal Dean told you to go. You ran through it and after a moment Dean appeared behind you..without Cas. "Where's Cas?" He looked backwards where the portal had disappeared "He didnt make it through"

Tags @123passwort @valeks-star

[poochiray]

10 OffGun-ish fics you should read

So I’m coming up on my anniversary soon. This month it’s been a year since my first OffGun story I’ve published. Within this year, I’ve read and wrote a ton of OffGun. So I thought I’d celebrate the occasion by recognizing some of my favorites from the fandom. These are not really in any particular order, so please keep that in mind. I’m not ranking one over the other. And each story has its own special things I like about them. Some of my favorite tropes I tend to gravitate towards are slow burn, pining, angst, smut, humor, switching (be it sexual position or partner), happy endings, & getting together stories. Almost all of these stories have a couple of these things in them. So without further ado, the list~

1) Picking Flowers by allourheroes | 13.3k, Explicit, Pick/Rome

Ya’ll, it was so hard to pick a story by this author. I like a lot of their stories and honestly anything you read by them is going to slam. But there are two stories I think back on even months later. This is one of them. The synopsis of this story is that Pick (as a veterinarian) sometimes has to take care of supernatural creatures. And as such, he comes across a half-pixie named Rome. It’s just such a unique take on Pick/Rome and even though it’s a fantasy AU, their personalities still shine through. It’s cute, romantic, a little angsty, and honestly I remember it being a little slow burn too. Just a very very cute story and definitely worth the read.

2) our hands speak for us by Rioana | 12.1k, Explicit, Off/Gun

K this author has three works, and honestly you should read all of them. I’m not even kidding here. Rioana just gets Gun. Her first story is basically an extensive character study on Gun and as you read through it, you just accept it as reality. Her stories just make sense as plausible explanations, and the same can be said for our hands speak for us. The premise of this story is set during Puppy Honey era, and Gun casually decides to give Off a blowjob to get him to be more comfortable to work with. Then things go from there. I won’t spoil it too much, but be forewarned, Off is not painted in the best light here. This is during his earlier filming career with Gun. As such, there is real situations referenced and the whole thing feels like we’re just going back in time. It’s very real. But very good. 

3) A Savage Gang by piningbisexuals | 53.4k, Explicit, Khai/Third

Maybe an unpopular opinion, but this is my favorite Theory of Love story. It’s definitely a darker, more gritty tale. This was inspired by the Not Me trailer and what resulted was an amazing story where the Savage Gang are actually...well, a gang. There’s drugs, there’s sex, there’s the typical Third pining over Khai. It has everything I ever wanted in a story and the slow burn is just ughhh. So well done. This is a story that sticks around and stays in your head for weeks later. If you’re going to read any Theory of Love story, read this one.

4) make a wish by Feyrelynn | 7.7k, Explicit, Off/Gun

This was the very first OffGun story I bookmarked, so it kinda has a special place in my heart. I’d been dabbling in the fandom, going absolutely feral over edits of these two clingy men, and then I stumbled across this story and that was pretty much it for me. This is a birthday fic, with a very simple concept. Off places a wish on his birthday to see what life would be like if he was really with Gun. And then he gets his glimpse into that reality. Short, simple, and adorably sexy.

5) Provocation by hedgielettuce | 5k, Explicit, Third/Khai

Ok, if you are at all familiar with the things I write/read, this one won’t come as any shock to people on why it’s listed here. This is by far the sexiest Theory of Love story I’ve ever read. And why? Because this author embraces BOSSY THIRD. One of the reasons I love Third so much is because he calls the shots. He instills fear into his hot shot playboy boyfriend. He’s not playing.  And this story expands on it, going so far as to show a jealous dom side to Third that makes perfect sense and leaves Khai in shambles.    

6) love and eggs are best when they are fresh by pancakelady | 10.7k, Teen, Sean/White

Making this list made me realize I’m sorely lacking on Sean/White stories to recommend lmao. I think the reason being is that I just love their canon story so much. So, I don’t feel the need to read more about them? Does that make any sense? I dunno. But either way, this story stuck out more than any other for this particular pairing. It’s the classic high school AU where they are partnered to take care of a “child” for a school project. The “child” being an egg. This is just a very fucking cute story and pretty wholesome too. I think it’s the only story not rated E that I’ll be reccing, so there ya go haha. 

7) The Initiation Series by pallidvixen | 30k+, Explicit, Pick Your Not Me Pairing, it’s all there

Now for the complete opposite of wholesome because I’m fucked up like that lmao. Wow. What’s there to say about this one? Well, for one, it’s a series. You have to read each story because it gradually builds up and gets crazier as it goes. But the basic premise is that Gumpa has an initiation ceremony that all the members of the gang must undergo to prove their loyalty and devotion to the cause. The ceremony? Group sex. It’s everyone fucking everyone. Gumpa with big dom energy, Black just pissed off and not wanting to be there, Gram being an eager fluffer for Black, Sean the virgin, Yok the slut...it’s just. It’s so fucking amazing. And shocking. And I could write so much more but I’ll stop. I get it’s not everyone’s cup of tea but ya’ll. This is the story I think about more than any other, it’s so fucking messed up and perfect.

8) Meant to Be by lililyyli | 76k, Explicit, Maetee/T-Rex

Ya’ll. I have a specific need, and it’s more of this pairing. I started this story because on the word count alone, ngl. Finding longer OffGun stories in general is such a rare treat. But to have one for this pairing too? Sign me the fuck up. The plot on this one was super cute too. Maetee has magical powers and is an exorcist, meanwhile T-Rex is a demon. Together they run into each other as kids and grow up as friends. Things happen, they part ways. They come back as adults and slowly fall in love with each other. I just remember binge reading this entire story in a day, it was so interesting and cute and lovely. And I still think about Maetee getting to dress up as a princess.

9) How Old My Heart by Xagan | 44.3k, Mature, Khai/Third

Ok one of my favorite tropes to read is pining. The thing is with this story is that all the pining is off screen. It's in the background. And it's fucking brilliant. As the reader, you get to piece it all together. You get to watch Khai wait and wait, always playing off as this fuckboy friend. You get to watch Third fall in and out of love with someone else. You then finally get to watch them both come together and create something beautiful, only for one to think it's all casual, the other not. It's a slow burn story, but well worth the read, and the ending was just perfect.

10) there’s a word for it by smyx | 8.7k, Explicit, Yok/Everyone

Lol so this story isn't even technically OffGun focused. This author has written some spicy stories that do feature more OG pairings, but, y'all. This story has a special place in my heart and there's a reason I'm reccing it over the others. It has charm. It is hilarious. Yok is basically a flirty slut who works his way around the gang. Yet in the end, he ends up attempting a threesome with SeanWhite and lol. It's so bad. I just like how sometimes the sex isn't omg amazingly mind-blowing. There is a realness there that I appreciated reading. And Yok's casual approach was just adorable and had me roaring with laughter throughout.

💚 If you've gotten to the end, thanks for reading my list! I'll probably be creating a new list for next year. Drop your recs in the comments! I'm always looking forward to reading new content of OffGun and their associated ships. 💚

[whatitshouldvebeen]

A Bird in the Hand

Part 1 | Part 2

Pairing: Coriolanus Snow x Lucy Gray

Synopsis: What if Coryo found Lucy after he shot her?

Warnings: Obsessive behavior, abusive relationship, physical harm

Word count: 1k

I just shot Lucy Gray.

My ears are ringing and it still isn't loud enough to drown out the mockingjays.

She stumbled here. I swear, I saw it. Venom sends pain all through my arm. Am I going to die? How could she do this to me?

“Lucy Gray!” I don't even realize I'm screaming her name. 

It's too early for katniss. The leaves are still wet, sticking to my hands and knees as I search for proof that…

I just shot Lucy Gray.

I hear her everywhere and nowhere. My beautiful songbird. You're hurt. 

Red on the ground, a splatter here and there. Leaves crushed in my hands. Spread on my gun. 

How many kills before I lose track?

“Lucy Gray!” My throat is sore and my heart is beating out of my chest. I scour the ground like a dog. Desperate. Feral. A scuff here, a stumble there.

The ringing gets louder. The birds are a cacophony of her. It's beautiful, it's maddening. Just like,

“Lucy Gray!” I scream as I chase her trail. Her blood is my lifeline. Why did she make me do this? 

Then, through the madness, 

“ Corio …” 

A pained whisper, softer than wind through grass. There's a tangle of roots, a splatter of blood, and a torn piece of fabric.

My heart beats twice as fast as I race down the hill, sliding over soggy leaves, tangled thorns digging into my skin. The venom reached my heart and it's spreading everywhere, a wildfire in my veins.

There she is.

Spread about the fallen leaves—wavy black hair, bright dress now stained with blood, skin drained of its warm hue—a mosaic of macabre colors.

“LUCY GRAY!” My voice cracks as I race to her fallen form. She's so beautiful, my angel. 

Her eyelids flutter when I pull her into my arms. Fragile little bird. I brush her hair from her sweaty forehead and press my fingers against her neck. Her pulse is so faint, cold dread quenches the fire in my veins.

I search for the source of the blood. A hole in her calf, leaking still. Her dress is already torn, what's one more tear? I rip off a length of fabric and tie it beneath her knee.

“You can't leave me, Lucy Gray,” I whisper, cradling her close.

Her eyes flutter again and meet mine, hazed with pain. I don't hear her speak, but I feel her question sear into my brain. 

Why?

“Why? You know why, Lucy Gray. You always knew. You belong to me, but I don't belong out here with you. I never have. You know I did everything to save you. To save us. I love you, why don't you love me enough to forgive me?”

She doesn't respond. Her eyes are vacant, staring up at the mockingjays that rain torment from above.

The venom in my veins is subsiding now, or perhaps integrating with my blood. I can still save us.

My gun slung over my shoulder, I rise from my knees, holding my beautiful Lucy Gray. 

If I can forgive her, surely she will forgive me. We have both hurt each other, but love conquers all—right?

Eventually I reach the cabin. I lay her on the bed, and press a kiss to her forehead. I need to find help. Thankfully, I know she can't possibly leave me in this condition. It's ironic how, in this moment, I feel more secure in our love. 

If I didn't love her, I wouldn't have saved her. She needs to stop running from me. If she had only stayed where I could see her, I would have never needed to shoot her. 

A cool serenity washes over me as I look down at her weakened form. This is better for us, isn't it? She's so beautiful, she needs me so desperately. Yes, I need her to need me. 

I don't flinch as I approach her bedside. We need this, don't we? We need stability, and we can only have it if I can keep her safely under my control. And in order to do that, she has to stop leaving me.

I trace my hand down her bloodied leg, to her thin and fragile ankle. I can do this with my bare hands, can't I? Yes, it'll be easy. She's a bird, their tiny bones snap like twigs. 

One deep breath.

CRACK!

She doesn't even flinch. Her foot hangs at an unnatural angle.

Once more, for good measure. One hand on her heel, the other over the arch of her delicate foot. 

CRUNCH!

Her foot is mangled now, twisted, her tiny bones splintered like so many fragments of wood. 

A small smile flits over my lips. 

No one said love didn't hurt. 

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Now that you're done watching S2 of Link Click please tell me your top 5 favourite scenes/moments in the series so far!

Oh this is a fun ask! Thank you for sending it to me!! I am so excited to answer this. I love this series so much and I can't wait to get started on the fic ideas I have for it! ehehehehe.

Because of spoilers, I will put the list under a cut! We will be counting down from 5 to 1, with my all-time favourite being #1! Of course, I'll include some honourable mentions, ehehe. I will be excluding the opening and ending credits from both seasons from these, as I don't consider them to be scenes (though I *know* you know the part that would be my absolute fave if I *did* include them).

Alright, which 5 Link Click scenes made Meags go absolutely feral??? Let's get to it!

5. After the earthquake dive, when Cheng Xiaoshi drops to the floor and Lu Guang immediately drops down to comfort him. God. I love that scene so much. You know. You *know* what it fuels in me. The angst. The tension. The...tension 👀👀👀. But seriously, the tenderness of it, too. The moment of just being held by someone close to you while you lose it and cry. My poor, poor baby Cheng Xiaoshi. Looking back on it, knowing what Lu Guang knew from previous dives, knowing he probably knew exactly where it was heading, and that he couldn't stop it even if he wanted to, that he would never be able to stop Cheng Xiaoshi from being overwhelmed by that dive even though he wants to never hurt him. Knowing that he went into it probably trying desperately to justify the pain he would cause his best friend just so that he could save his life. If that isn't a tragic beauty, I don't know what is.

4. Qiao Ling kicking ass in the hospital with Cheng Xiaoshi. My girl can fucking *wield* an IV pole. Love her so much. She's so fucking strong and she makes such a good team with Cheng Xiaoshi when they're fighting off the attackers. Love to see it.

3. The memory where Lu Guang appears at the basketball court. The reason this one holds a special place in my heart is because of his expression. As much as he's "just met" Cheng Xiaoshi; you can see the recognition in his eyes, the longing, the hope, the love...the "you're alive...you're still alive...I have a chance" that sits in his heart and is the only reason he can keep doing this again and again and again. It wrecks me. I love it.

2. Cheng Xiaoshi coming face to face with his own recklessness when he's possessing Lu Guang's body in the past... because oh my god that is so fucking funny. The way he went from "yessss, I just saved myself AND my boyfriend, haha, I win this time" to "jesus fuck I forgot I was an absolute impulsive dumbass" was so fucking funny. And it was so funny seeing his expressions on the usually-stoic Lu Guang's face. Gets me every time I think about it. I will never be over how fucking funny that was. I can just imagine Lu Guang later going "not so funny when you're on the receiving end of the impulsiveness, is it?" ahahahaha.

Honourable Mentions: Qiao Ling slaps Qian Jin at the funeral (get his ass!!!!), Xiao Ma getting shot (zero fucking sympathy for you sir!), Lu Guang buys Cheng Xiaoshi boba tea after the earthquake episodes (we love to see boys being soft and comforting each other, even if one of them has to be a bit tsundere about it...), Qiao Ling and Lu Guang refusing to take cases after the earthquake case in order to protect Cheng Xiaoshi (love to see some protective friends).

When Cheng Xiaoshi gets shot and Lu Guang goes absolutely fucking feral on Qian Jin's ass. Get him. Fucking. GET. HIM. UGH. I love it so much. He's 100% ready to kill the man who shot his lover best friend. I am always here for the calm and composed one losing their absolute shit when the people they love are harmed. You know what they say; demons flee when a good man goes to war. And I love that, this time, Cheng Xiaoshi wasn't dead. He was only grazed. And what does he do? He doesn't fucking hesitate. Lu Guang is beating this guy's ass? Guess that's what we're doing then. Like, sometimes I like to think up to that point he has held in his urges to punch someone not just because of the gun, but also because he's like, "gotta do what Lu Guang would do. Can't disappoint the boyfriend" and then he sees him going nuts and goes "oh if Lu Guang says so, then it must be ok" and decides to join in. Like. Ugh. They are so in fucking love.

Ok, ok, there are my answers! Hope you enjoy! And I'd love to know what your top 5 fave scenes are too👀👀👀

[cesium-sheep]

okay I read volumes 1-14 of wind breaker that I got in the humble bundle over the past month, mostly in like 2 big chunks while I was visiting arin and tonight. and it

fuckin

rules.

first off, central premise is already a banger, feral punchboy learns community. love it. beautiful. hella on board. love a feral punchboy, love a found family, love heart of gold delinquents, love it all.

secondly, while he absolutely has his cool moments, feral punchboy is genuinely awkward and uncertain and clearly traumatized and literally gets likened to a hissing feral cat by other characters. we still don't know his whole story yet by the end of volume 14, we only really get glimpses of it, but it's enough to understand the gist and he feels like a very fleshed out character.

not only does he feel fleshed out, we have a ton of charming classmates, and while they're not as fleshed out as the Important People (so far) I find that I want to know more about them not because they're underdeveloped but because they clearly have a bunch going on under the surface and I wanna see it! I literally started pumping both fists in the air in excitement when one of them had a big character moment in volume 14!!!

the Important People too, one of them got almost an entire volume of backstory (which does include an on-page suicide attempt and an on-page fatal pedestrian accident so fair warning) which was authentically heart-wrenching despite how very easily trite those story beats can become in clumsy hands.

there is also one that's uh... we'll call him genderqueer? he/him pronouns are used for him throughout, both in dialogue and in extra materials (eg character sheets), and it is an all boys' school, but he also loves makeup and skirts and pretty things and is depicted in a flashback having a lot of inner turmoil about that. so it's very unclear which box the character would be happiest in, if any, and I know that can be uncomfortable for some people who may like, process it as a misrepresentation of their own experience rather than just a representation of a different experience. the feral punchboy explicitly says there's nothing wrong with it, and as a child he befriends a kindly old couple who are wholeheartedly and enthusiastically supportive, though in their little support speech there is some... different phrasing than what we might use in the US (eg "it's very important to be clear about the differences between men and women", though it is immediately followed by "gender is only just a small part of who we are" so like, definitely got the spirit yknow). no one ever expresses explicit negative judgement or bigotry on page for him wearing skirts and makeup, not even to the level one might expect to see targeted at a cis woman character, though there is a flashback chapter where he experiences that kind of passive external pressure as a child along with a lot of distress about it.

they also really love to humanize the enemies, even when they don't change. there is a lot of punch someone into being your friend, but occasionally they just stay shitbags. they also still get a why tho, which I always like to see. no one is just evil because they're evil, that type of thing. (and how "justified" their reasoning is doesn't seem to directly correlate with whether or not they clean up their act.)

I love the art, I adore the character design, and the action is surprisingly clear which is something I always have a lot of trouble with. fuckin slaps, A+, turns out I'm only 1 volume behind after all that so it might get on the as-released list. (honestly I enjoyed it so much that I was getting kinda sad that I was almost at the end, because the cover of vol 14 is a group shot and that's common as a final volume cover especially since most of the rest have been individual characters, and there were still so many things I'd like to see more of. I looked it up and there's also a new anime of it, just this year. I guess this year was secretly a good year for anime for me even though I haven't watched any of it yet, since we're also getting a condition called love and a sign of affection)

[punkscowardschampions]

Ruster pt.1

Buster: [Okay so this children's easter egg hunt is assumedly the first activity that’s going on once everyone has arrived because the children are feral and must burn off some energy, so as we said, Buster will be sticking to Ava like glue, soz hun, but in fairness that does probably mean you’ll win because he’s a child of baze and nobody else could ever be that competitive, so lowkey you’re welcome, he’ll be getting involved in the egg race for the same reason, any distraction, please and thanks, but we should say that’s like after dinner or whatever, give the kids something else to do later on, I see him potentially talking to Ali like he said to his mum he would literally when they first get there too so that he doesn’t have to awkwardly greet anyone else because not in the mood, he might talk to y’all later when he’s had a drink, he might not]

Rio: [that makes sense, it is the main event as far as the children are concerned and some adults aka the men can supervise that whilst the others aka the women finish up the food, Rio you will have to help Grace and act like you aren’t just watching this boy from the second he gets here, for all the usual reasons you are but now to see how he is, as if you can completely understand that from a distance, and from paranoia he’s going to tell your mum/tell everyone your awful secret, nbd]

Buster: [imagine if that’s what he was talking to Ali about instead of the Junior saga legalities like a nerd, Rio’s nerves are gonna be shot this entire day because thankfully not and likewise however much I’d love for him to announce it at the lunch table he isn’t going to, but she doesn’t know that, meanwhile I’m dying because we all know this easter egg hunt is massive and across this whole ass farm but there’s still no way y’all won’t run into each other at least once during it and however much he’s focusing ALL his efforts on Ava and speed-running getting all these eggs you will both still wanna die, hey Grace soz Rio is not at all focused when you need all the help you can get but c’est la vie, we’ll enjoy the mental visual of how baby Grace is undoubtedly dressed for this function]

Rio: [it is what you deserve I suppose girl but big yikes, at risk of outing yourself with the blind panic but you want to take this to your grave still naturally so you’ll stop just short of that, so deeply awkward and uncomfortable, out here dissociating/having a panic attack but wandering around with Grace who probably looks like a human easter basket and is gabbing away to you a mile a minute and will end up cross that you’re not listening at all lol]

Buster: [he’s got a slightly better poker face now that he’s had the mum overshare outlet thank god because if not he’d be an actual liability today and could not have come lol, casual fit aside nobody is gonna know what’s up so soz gal you’ll be thinking he’s fine while you’re falling apart at the gig, but at least you do know him and his tells when he isn’t literally running away from you under the guise of being overly invested in an easter egg hunt so you’ll eventually find out he is not fine, haha meanwhile Grace will be SULKING ™ over lunch and not sitting next to Rio, we should be evil/foreshadow and say she sits next to Nancy instead, that girl deserves to be annoyed by baby Grace more than anyone does]

Rio: [one of you has to be slightly more together and it is not this girl, thank the lord for the drinks you can down to seem like you’re getting into the party spirit when you’re simply trying to cope, me like Grace you are the least of our worries, do go annoy that girl because the way we can’t even entertain it remotely today cannot be overstated, have clearly helped put this together and are technically helping shit run smoothly currently but having to check so far out to not have to look at him being ‘okay’ and talking to your mother]

Buster: [soz that he’d accidentally be making you feel like pure shit because he’s being brother of the year to Ava rn and you cannot even follow what Grace is doing or saying and therefore he has also not even had a drink yet (unheard of for him and thus a tell in itself that he is not ‘okay’ because he clearly doesn’t trust himself to/wanna go down that road rn when he promised his mum he’d look after Ava and doesn’t want her to think he’s suicidal/having a full blown menty b) but yeah, he’d be pissing you off so much on the low I’m sure, you’re welcome though for Grace stealing away Nancy so she can’t quiz you constantly about Moses, that’s a blessing, the way he’d sit as far away as possible from Rio during this meal is actually hilariously unsubtle, it won’t stop him from staring at her glass though wherever he is, checking how many drinks she is downing while he’s realistically on his first at the start of said meal]

Rio: [here confirming all the things he said about you to him and to yourself is how that’ll feel in this moment but you can’t not be in this freaked out space so you can truly only lean into it like ah yep, I’m a shit sister and I’m going to kick back and get wasted because what’s the point of trying else at this point, Nancy is probably messaging Moses at this table rn also not paying attention lmao, that checking is going to feel so judgmental too which will only make you feel worse and thus more mad, when it’s dessert/cheeseboard/coffee time we’re absolutely getting behind whatever bar situation there is here and offering to make everyone drinks because new job as far as everyone is concerned you’re just showing what you didn’t need to learn but it���s purely to stop yourself saying something to this boy when you’ve said you’ll leave him alone]

Buster: [mhmm it would look so judgemental because he is angry at her for getting herself in this mess etc but also because she gets to openly be a mess rn while he’s having to hold it together so it isn’t just the straight forward concern/worry that he also shamelessly feels, nobody would bat an eye at that though because he projects the image of being a judgy cunt, once again getting away with it despite the hypocrisy of him having a drink during the starter, another and a top up with the main course (both of which are giving whatever wine is on the table) and a whiskey after coffee because he’s that bitch instead of pudding like I said when they went on a date that time, I see you with drinks you can pour for yourself so that you don’t have to interact with her even when she’s doing the barmaid bit, which you would normally love and use as an excuse to flirt under better circumstances, I also see him getting some kind of card game going to steal her thunder and as an excuse to once again be a competitive bitch and hide behind the distraction]

Rio: [the vibes are rancid and if you weren’t teenagers people would really accuse you of bringing the energy down but you are so you get away with your lack of social graces more than the adults who are meant to be somewhat put together do, gotta focus on being a barmaid like you’re actually at work because can’t stand to look at him but you also can’t just mope off because you don’t want to be accused of talking to Moses when you are meant to be broken up so you have to stay in it to win it and keep in the function despite really wanting to run away]

Buster: [mhmm, catch this boy being the dealer to do his own showing off at how well he can shuffle but also to cheat by giving the good cards to whichever of his faves are playing, idk if Ava is, but defs you if you are gal and Fearghal and Bea if not, if he doesn’t like you you’re getting shit cards, watch out Nancy haha, I’m sure you’re still talking to Moses/not paying attention anyway if you are playing but yeah, shameless antics here on this day]

Rio: [the way you’re barely resisting the petty urge to point out that he’s cheating when you clock it because of course you do and that is the type of point scoring you feel reduced to now but it isn’t worth it so you just have to roll your eyes like it’s that obvious and start clearing the big table of all the plates because why not clatter about angrily with some cutlery and dishes like a mum]

Buster: [we all know she had to bite the inside of her mouth so hard to resist pointing that out, him included, hence he’d give her a look that’s fully DARING her to, again in better circumstances he’d mouth that he dares her to but we’re not flirting we’re mad lol lol, just make an unimpressed noise that’s giving can’t get the staff at her antics as if she’s gonna break a plate/bowl/glasses/whatever because we’ll lean hard into being a rich boy snob whenever we don’t wanna be ourselves, keep playing for a minute and resist the urge to immediately follow her though we all know you eventually will because can never resist, it’s perfectly feasible you’re getting up to be going to the bathroom or whatever we don’t need to pretend you’ve had a personality transplant and are helping clean up in the eyes of anyone else, catch him deliberately crossing paths with her in the kitchen whether that’s on route or the literal opposite of where he should be (however fleeting this moment will end up being before someone else realistically comes to help clean up) and STARING at her like he’s never seen her before]

Rio: [throwing a ‘do you want to do it?’ over your shoulder as you leave this room/area; because downstairs is very open-plan honestly, like if y’all are still in the fancy conservatory that’s through some sliding doors that are always open so yeah, no hiding down here unless you’re going into Ali’s room or Baby Maggie’s nursery, which you are not, the downstairs bathroom is that way though so that’s where you’ll have to be going, Buster; big tangent because the point is that that’s usually said in a sassy manner like well excuse me and that’s how it’ll be taken broadly but we know (me and my boo and y’all) that it was not meant in an affectionately sarcastic manner at all it was much more of a FUCK YOU, becoming even more of one when he comes and STARES at you, gesturing with your hands like well?! Accidentally flicking washing up water at him because of how dramatically you make said gesture, once again fuming when it must be stated we’re not that girl as a rule]

Buster: [iconic of him not to stay seated and wait for a time when y’all would have a lil bit more privacy but the point kinda always is that at this fam functions you never do because peeps everywhere and things happening all the time so you’ve gotta pick your moments whenever you can and he is, even if when he’s here he doesn’t really know what to do or say for a beat because there is too much he could and yet also couldn’t because of the aforementioned reasons, settling for stepping away DRAMATICALLY as if that tiny amount of water she flicked is gonna make him melt/he really cares about his expensive af clothes when he didn’t once during the egg hunt, literally going as far as he possibly can towards the downstairs bathroom though not backing into the sliding doors he just came through and closer to everyone ‘don’t’ because it could just be slipping out like excuse you don’t attack me with washing up water but we all know it means much more than that and is said much quieter than if he was sassily retorting]

Rio: [you’re never having guaranteed privacy and at least a lot of hoes are still seated and the rest have wandered off to walk that meal off so it’s not like everyone is congregating in the kitchen at least, you’d catch Bea doing the washing up before Alison and she’s not gonna let her, it’s meant to be a party the whole time not a party and chores lol but this girl needs to, to stop herself from doing she doesn’t even know what but just that she must, looking at him with as much disgust as you can muster like he’s being a giant baby about this washing up water and there’s nothing else in that look ‘what?’ said so quietly and turned away from him by this point that it isn’t really a question, just daring him to say something more than that himself]

Buster: [shaking his head at her disgust like how dare you be disgusted at me rn I should be/am pretending I am disgusted at you, the audacity, because that’s all he’s choosing to see in the look despite the obvious other things there are cos that’s the easiest rn, giving her 😠 vibes with his expression before she’s too turned away to see it, when she is, messing around with what we (only jemily) know is her broken necklace he has carried around with him at all times since but she won’t because in his pocket rn and she’s not facing him ‘it was your decision and you’d make exactly the same one given the chance again’ like excuse you don’t be mad at me for how shit this is when you did it]

Rio: [flapping him away with the tea towel you’re holding so dismissively again over your shoulder as you find the nearest wine bottle and have a swig (rude when there are guests but we’re all family here I guess lol) like I’ve got this handled, as you can see, thank you ‘I don’t need your help’ like he’s come to offer help for real, if anyone hears but we know it isn’t about the washing up at all, that’s being said at normal volume if not slightly louder for the dismissal of it all but when we speak again it is quiet once more because this isn’t for everyone/anyone to hear necessarily ‘I shouldn’t be here’ because the plan was not to do what we did and still be here, in this position, but he has thwarted that as far as we’re concerned]

Buster: [breaching at least some of the massive gap he caused earlier with his dramatic step away but not getting closer than about halfway yet, as if he’s doing it purely to be petty because she wants him to go away and showed it via a tea towel, but closing it fully when she swigs from this wine bottle to grab her wrist (lingering over that for a beat longer than necessary, always) and take it from her, downing what’s left as if only so she can’t have it (we’ll pretend again it’s petty and not coming from a place of concern at how much she’s already drank) grimacing slightly after because wine is horrible tbh even when it’s expensive af and I imagine he downed quite a bit there ‘you shouldn’t be anywhere else’] 

Rio: [jumping like he’s burnt you with this wrist grab because not only do you genuinely want him (always) but you now have the added shame-based fear that you will not be able to stop yourself jumping him or something if you two are this close, pushing away from him like you’re really offended about this wine when you couldn’t give a shit ‘the world is big enough for us both’ because you get to leave and I don’t?]

Buster: [when that jump breaks his heart into even more pieces because he can tell it’s involuntary and he thinks it’s because he’s broken hers that much (thanks mcvickers) that she can’t bear to be touched by him, stepping back again not as dramatically technically but more dramatically therefore because he isn’t trying to be OTT and is genuinely like okay I’ll get away from you if that’s what you want, throwing this empty wine bottle into the recycling with more force than is necessary because it’s his own banging plates and cutlery moment ‘no it isn’t’ almost getting lost in the noise of that because the world isn’t even big enough for him to really leave]

Rio: [‘I’m over it’ even though you sound as over it as you are, which is not at all but you have to at least say it, to try not to feel so utterly pathetic, watching this bottle crash into the recycling without flinching, barely taking it in, even though you are enough to raise your voice to be heard over said clattering there ‘you have it, with the win’ very why not you’ve got everything else here whilst I have NOTHING]

Buster: [‘I know’ said quietly for how bitterly it needs to be because he thinks she’s well and truly over him because of the roses of it all, his turn to effectively have his back to her as if staring at this recycling is necessary ‘what win?’ louder as he turns to face her again, not too loud, he hasn’t fully forgotten where they are but in comparison it would feel it, because he feels like he has NOTHING himself and he can’t bear it because shamelessly the only time in his life ever that’s been remotely true, crossing his arms like he needs a bigger hug than his soft af jumper can provide]

Rio: [stunned blinking at him for a beat before shaking your head and turning away, fully head back down and washing up here because you’ve told him that’s not the case but he cannot/will not believe that so what use is it telling him again here and now, only looking up to look out towards the game they are assumedly still playing without this boy and shrugging ‘you’re stacking the cards’ like if you aren’t winning when you’re calling all the shots then that’s your problem, boy]

Buster: [here not at all casually fuming that she won’t answer to her crimes against him and is instead washing up again, taking the broken necklace out of his pocket to angrily throw it in the bin but he cannot bear the thought of getting rid of it even now so he doesn’t and instead puts it back, all unseen while she’s still cleaning up ‘why would I play fair when you aren’t?’ because everything she’s done feels that unfair not just to him personally but so many people around the table that she’s looking at rn]

Rio: [me like thank God you couldn’t see any of that because who knows what kind of drama would unfurl instantly and no one is ready for that however it went down, scoffing and shaking your head incredulously ‘well, how else are you going to maintain your better-than-you attitude?’]

Buster: [thank god he didn’t actually throw it away cos imagine having to go through the bin with all the old gross lamb when you inevitably change your mind ‘by truly being better than you’ strutting in the direction of the bathroom like and good day because can’t drag her and then not actually behave in a more superior manner lol, up to you if he makes it there or you wanna intercept him sis to keep this argument going]

Rio: [you’ll only get flashbacks to trying to force him to talk to you at his and technically he started this conversation so you haven’t bothered him so you better let him go and be out the kitchen when he walks back through]

Buster: [my boo says best behaviour thank you, go and do your egg race when you get back boy, that’ll temporarily distract you, so you’re welcome, then everyone can go to the parade and you can tell your mum you don’t want to and she won’t make you because she been knew]

Rio: [I imagine you are meanwhile somewhere with Nancy and Django getting drunk because Nancy always will and Django isn’t doing well so he will also indulge more than we should because nothing but getting out of your head quite literally is going to cut it, excuse us to these eggs and these antics, I’m sure you helped collect and hardboil them, you’ve done your bit lol]

Buster: [is she gonna go to the parade or nah, cos if she is they can type talk thanks to her drunkenness and if she isn’t they’re literally gonna have the chance to be more alone, both are vibes]

Rio: [hmm, like, in character, if you hear that Buster isn’t going then you should go honestly because you wouldn’t have before just to be alone with him and you won’t be accused of not trying lol]

Buster: [it tracks, do you wanna come at me or shall I come at you?]

Rio: [I’ll come at you, she’s the drunker party, you can be messy girl, assume this isn’t the second they leave the house, idk how long this parade really is but say we’re a bit through it lol]

Rio: Say thank you

Buster: For what?

Rio: For letting you stay even though it’s my house and I don’t want to be here

Buster: You wouldn’t want to be here either, you already said you don’t

Rio: I don’t want to be where everyone is, they’re all here

Buster: Being alone isn’t going to do you any favours, so actually, you’re welcome

Rio: Again one rule for you and another for everybody else

Buster: You’re the only one behaving as if no rules apply

Rio: I haven’t talked to you all day

Buster: That isn’t what I was referring to, but congrats

Rio: It wouldn’t be

Buster: You won’t receive flowers for doing the bare minimum

Rio: And if we’re not talking you can only berate me so much via snide digs and dirty looks

Buster: The dig was yours, but that’s beside the point

Buster: we have no reason to talk, we said our piece last time

Rio: Of course, if you say it then it’s law

Buster: I’m not going to create them, even when I am qualified

Rio: Just how you act

Buster: I don’t put on an act for you, but you’re right, perhaps I should

Rio: There is no us, that’s what you said

Rio: any act for them is an act for me too

Buster: There is no us because of what you did

Rio: Yeah

Buster: It’s black and white now

Rio: You’re welcome

Buster: Yeah

Rio: What you always wanted and it’s not even your birthday

Buster: I’m always ahead of the curve at getting what I want

Rio: Congrats

Buster: You haven’t needed anything to drink to thus far but go ahead, by all means

Rio: You keep judging like it makes you happy

Buster: I did, and am doing, what I had/have to

Buster: going above and beyond is entirely your thing

Rio: What part of I don’t want to be here don’t you get

Rio: you don’t forgive me? Guess what, I don’t forgive you

Buster: Then leave, no-one would want you here if they knew the truth

Buster: I’m not asking for your forgiveness, I did the right thing

Rio: Then leave

Rio: you threatened me to not but now you don’t care

Buster: Caring about you is useless if you don’t in the slightest about yourself

Rio: You can’t so let’s not act like it’s because I don’t love myself

Buster: And yet, I always will

Rio: No, you can’t

Buster: I can’t stop, if I was going to, I would have when we were [dare kiss age]

Rio: So you can resent me even more?

Rio: You’ll have to work it out, I’m not having it

Buster: Let’s not act like I’m without a plan, that’s what America is

Buster: we can both face facts, I’ll be too busy to even think of you once I’m out there

Rio: America is nothing to do with me

Rio: and we’ll still see each other the same amount we do now

Buster: I won’t be catching flights as often as I do now, you won’t have to see me

Rio: It’s not a plan but you don’t want to hear that

Buster: Yes it is

Rio: So’s me leaving with Moses then

Buster: Technically, but that’s a shit plan

Rio: At least I’d really be gone

Rio: my point is still true, some years all you really do is Christmas, it’ll be no different, ever

Buster: You’d be throwing your life away, I’m building mine, that’s the difference

Rio: Why would you care?

Buster: Why wouldn’t I?

Buster: I’ve just told you I’ll never be able to not

Rio: You want me to grovel

Rio: even though it’ll make no difference

Buster: As you pointed out, it’d achieve nothing

Rio: That’s great, Buster, fucking great

Buster: You aren’t fucking sorry, why on earth would I want to hear another insincere apology?

Rio: I’m sorry that everything is this fucked

Buster: You’re sorry you blurted out the truth about his identity, that’s all

Rio: I wish

Buster: With regards to me, your secret possibly being revealed is your sole concern

Buster: you don’t care how I feel

Rio: Don’t be stupid

Buster: Don’t be such a hypocrite, all things considered

Buster: no-one’s been a bigger idiot, the win is entirely yours

Rio: I know 

Rio: it wasn’t about winning

Buster: Obviously, you’re at risk of losing everything

Buster: which is why I wanted to check how you were, with my own eyes, that’s the only reason I’m here

Rio: is it?

Buster: Contrary to popular belief and Ava’s indisputable egg hunt success, of course it is

Rio: I didn’t think you were here for the chocolate

Buster: I don’t trust anyone else to know if you’re really okay

Buster: granted, today you aren’t hiding it very well and maybe I could’ve spared myself the journey, but typically

Rio: How was I supposed to intuit that before you got your flight

Rio: and I’m only in this state because I had to see you 

Buster: You’re wasted, I saw you go off with Nance

Buster: whereas I promised mum I’d get a flight, as well as some other marginally less worrying behaviour for the foreseeable, neither of which you were previously aware of so you weren’t expecting to, but I suppose you can blame me now we have seen each other

Rio: See, you’re here because your mammy told you to be, liar

Buster: In truth, you know she wouldn’t and couldn’t have made me

Buster: I told you why I’m here

Rio: And I didn’t get drunk before you got here

Buster: Are you sure? You got drunk pretty quickly if you didn’t start early, babe

Rio: I know what you’re getting at

Rio: but it’s still true, I don’t know how to be around you

Buster: I’ll go to ours before you get back, it’s fine

Buster: at least there will forever be that singular benefit to having a house in Dublin

Rio: The days nearly done now, you may as well see it through

Buster: Like you said, I’ve done almost all of it, no-one can claim I didn’t show willing

Rio: You can do what you want

Rio: but what difference does it make now

Buster: It’ll spare you alcohol poisoning, arguably the difference between a trip to A&E and the alternative instead being no more than an embarrassingly early night

Rio: I’m not going to end up in A&E

Buster: Because you call it the ED, a loophole I’m not interested in nor amused by

Rio: No, it’s just not going to happen

Buster: You being around me if you can’t, don’t know how to or simply don’t want to, doesn’t need to happen either

Buster: I’ll leave, it’s quite simple, however many roads are closed for the parade

Rio: Don’t go, alright

Buster: Don’t drink yourself to death on my account

Rio: It’s not just you, is it

Rio: even if it’s you I want to see least, all things considered

Buster: As per, enough of it is my fault

Buster: the last thing I want is to see you like this

Rio: None of it's your fault

Buster: Bullshit

Buster: I remember what I did, I’m sober

Rio: That was equally nan and grandad’s fault

Rio: I’m not pushing them under the nearest float

Buster: I didn’t deal him [whatever bad cards would be for whatever game they were playing], that was forgetful of me

Rio: You don’t need to hold the grudge now, helped you dodge a bullet

Buster: Well, I’d offer to make him a [whatever drink] but you’ve been there and worn the bar towel

Rio: What was I meant to do, I weren’t there to hold a grudge, remember

Buster: You’re not meant to talk about yourself like that

Rio: Like what

Buster: As if I dodged a bullet

Rio: You say it then

Buster: Maintaining the necessary level of anger is no easier than any other facade, regardless of how genetically predisposed I am

Rio: It should come natural at this point

Buster: Our relationship is unnatural, it’s hardly surprising I’m going against type at any given time

Rio: Unnatural sounds like we were made in a fucking lab or something

Buster: If we had kids they could look like they belonged in one, you’re better off with him in that sense, do you know how horrific that is to have to think, never mind type out?

Rio: Of course I do, why do you think I’m that braindead it’s not entered my mind until you bring it up

Buster: Because you don’t want it to, you’re your mother’s daughter, everything’s a fucking fairy tale

Buster: until it’s not

Rio: You’re so arrogant you can’t envision yourself as anything but a fairytale, more like

Buster: You romanticised everything with him so much I literally vomited, firstly

Buster: and secondly, I’m not going to apologise for not wanting to cause genetic deformities

Rio: You’re not him and vice versa, firstly 

Rio: and secondly, where did I say I wanted to

Buster: Unless you’re hoping to land a knockout blow with an unfavourable direct comparison

Buster: a family is what you want, that’s the reality if you decide to have one with me

Rio: I’ll say you’re as bad as him if you tell me again what I want

Buster: Okay, tell me it isn’t

Rio: I’m 14, I don’t know what I fucking want

Rio: contrary to current company’s belief, that’s fine

Buster: It’s been what you’ve wanted since you were 4

Rio: Oh and what, I should take advice from a 4 year old

Rio: I also believed [insert childhood cliche here, you know the vibes] at the time

Buster: You’re allowed to change your mind, but you shouldn’t be forced to change it because of me

Rio: You can’t force me to do anything

Buster: For God’s sake, you know what I’m trying to say

Rio: Yeah, I know

Rio: I have thought about it, like I said, I’m not a moron

Buster: I didn’t mean that, I just don’t like thinking about it

Rio: I don’t like thinking about any of it

Buster: It should be a fairy tale, perfect, you’re the love of my life

Rio: It can’t be

Rio: but it never would be, I know you too well

Buster: Evidently not if that’s what you think

Rio: Perfect isn’t real, come on

Buster: [his own version of a childhood cliche] isn’t

Buster: striving for and putting in the hard work for something to become your ideal is a valid goal, I’m constantly improving myself, if I believed it was pointless, I wouldn’t

Rio: It’s not pointless in general

Buster: It’s not ever

Rio: I don’t get to be ideal

Buster: You were mine, you’ll get to be someone else’s

Rio: I was a fantasy

Buster: No, you’re real to me, I know you too well

Rio: We would have never made it outside your bedroom

Rio: quite literally proven

Buster: That isn’t because you only exist as flawless inside my head, that’s quite literally been proven false whenever you’ve existed in the same place as I am in the flesh

Rio: You want nothing to do with me

Buster: What I want is irrelevant, I can’t have anything to do with you and vice versa

Rio: It’s not irrelevant 

Buster: It doesn’t change anything

Rio: We could never have anything to do with each other, all that’s ever mattered is what we want, don’t chat shit

Rio: just admit that it’s properly over

Buster: Earlier you were saying it’s impossible to avoid each other

Rio: That isn’t what that means

Buster: It means we’ll never be completely over, no matter what

Rio: I don’t know what I’m meant to do, about you, about anyone

Buster: You’re 14, there’s nothing you can do about me right now

Buster: I’ll limit my visits where I can, same as I have been

Rio: That’s a solution for yourself but yeah

Rio: sure you should, like

Buster: You’re tortured by being at the same event as me, you’ll benefit equally from my absence

Rio: No, I won’t

Rio: it has everything to do with what I’ve done and practically nothing to do with your presence 

Buster: There isn’t a solution for me to offer that you’re willing to take, your guilt is going to continue to eat away at you while you’re keeping everything a secret

Rio: I didn’t ask for a solution, there isn’t one

Rio: because everything gets worse if it’s not a secret, actually

Buster: I’m aware, we’ve had that discussion

Rio: So don’t start

Buster: I’m talking about us and how to make things more bearable from purely that standpoint, because that’s the only part which I have any influence over

Rio: We have very different ideas about that

Rio: so do what you need to do, Buster

Buster: So you keep fucking mentioning but you never share any of yours

Rio: You know what I wanted and it didn’t work out

Rio: I’m not going to sit here and pretend with you that anything else is bearable, you stick to your fucking schedules if you want but it’s just a different hell to this one, no more, no less

Buster: Yeah, wanted, exactly

Buster: Am I meant to sit here and pretend you didn’t want him immediately afterwards?

Rio: Of course not, which is why I don’t get to fight for you

Buster: There isn’t anything to fight for, normal people take a breath

Buster: How do you expect me to believe that you ever wanted me?

Rio: We aren’t normal people

Rio: That was our lifetime in the making and the worst happened

Rio: it was for nothing, over, like that

Buster: I wasn’t comfortable asking you to give everything up, keep secrets and lie, or doing those things myself, so you found someone who is

Buster: you replaced me like I mean less than nothing, after a lifetime

Rio: No, it’s the opposite

Rio: It’s worse and he still doesn’t care, can’t help but let it be known

Buster: I don’t have the luxury of such a low IQ

Rio: Yeah and it’s not even about me 

Buster: It’ll be about you when it all goes to shit

Rio: No it won’t

Rio: he’d do this with anyone, probably has

Rio: so there’s nothing you need to have a identity crisis over

Buster: I don’t give a fuck about his motivations, you did this with him, it’s about you for me

Rio: I know

Rio: I’ve told you why

Buster: I need to go and be sick again before everyone gets back

Rio: I can’t unfuck him

Buster: I shouldn’t have shown up

Rio: I have reasons aside from you that that would be great but that’s not going to happen 

Buster: We’re right back here in August, but at the very least you’ve had prior warning

Rio: You think I’m not sorry

Buster: Like I said, you’re sorry you got caught, not that you did this in the first place, you don’t regret that or I wouldn’t have had to threaten you to make you stop

Rio: What’s the plan then

Rio: seriously, shall we feel guilty every single time we fuck anyone else, for the rest of our lives

Buster: You can do what you want

Rio: No I can’t

Buster: I already feel that way, it isn’t a choice

Rio: I’m sure you won’t believe me at this point but yeah, me too

Buster: I don’t know what to believe anymore

Rio: If I could tell you, I would

Buster: I thought I understood you, that whatever you did I’d always realise why, how your brain works, because fundamentally we were the same, despite any seemingly glaring surface differences, but I don’t and we aren’t

Rio: You want to see it as ruining my life, that’s why

Rio: I don’t need you to understand but I didn’t do it because fuck everyone and everything

Buster: If anyone finds out, fuck everyone and everything is the fallout

Rio: People wouldn’t, until it was too late

Buster: I did

Rio: That wasn’t part of the plan

Buster: A double life never goes according to one, as we know from experience

Rio: It’s not lost on me, how little anyone would care about us in comparison

Rio: but that doesn’t matter now, of course

Buster: Someone would’ve found out about us and my life would’ve been ruined

Buster: not as drastically in comparison doesn’t make me feel better

Rio: No it wouldn’t

Rio: you’d feel ashamed, it isn’t remotely the same thing but you can’t handle it 

Buster: You have no idea

Rio: Yes I do

Rio: no one would kill you or try to lock you up, for Christ’s sake

Rio: but people, friends to total strangers, would judge you and your family would probably be disappointed and that has to rule my world as well as yours

Buster: It doesn’t have to reach stoned in the streets or getting hung from a lamp-post because you’ve opted for the greatest extreme possible since, I’m allowed not to want my world to be centred around the bullshit forms it would take

Rio: You’re allowed to do whatever you want

Rio: I’m allowed to be pissed off about it

Buster: I’ve never said otherwise

Rio: And you can stop crying to me that I ruined it 

Buster: I’m not, I admitted I did, you didn’t want to hear it because your own guilty conscience was too loud

Rio: It’s fucking pathetic

Rio: to throw away a chance at happiness because of what people think of you, and not just your own chance, mine

Buster: I can’t undo it, you didn’t give me a chance to before moving on to someone else

Rio: You can pretend otherwise, now we’ll never know

Buster: We know you’ll waste no time in grabbing another, despite me apparently being your shot at happiness

Rio: I’d apologise but that’s exactly what you want me to do

Rio: limit your visits until you can practically disappear, I won’t try to stop you 

Buster: I intend to, and you can’t stop me

Rio: Whatever

Buster: You’re helping me understand what he sees in you, and vice versa, if nothing else

Rio: You already need to be sick, run along

Buster: I already did, fear not

Rio: Good because you know exactly what I see in him

Buster: Yeah, you spell it out every time you wish I’d shut the fuck up

Rio: Well it’s obviously all I care about

Buster: Of course, but feel free to remind me how old you are again to drive the point home further and let you pretend we’re strangers

Rio: We don’t need to roleplay

Buster: Online there are an abundance of other groomers

Rio: From your own mouth I leaped at the chance, no work required

Buster: It doesn’t mean no-one else would be willing to put some in, he’ll end up with some new friends to exchange ideas with too, everyone wins

Rio: Ha

Rio: I’ll stick to the one man whilst that’s an option, making it a numbers game doesn’t interest me

Buster: He isn’t an option

Rio: Let’s not play this one again

Buster: This isn’t a game and if it isn’t over I told you what I would do

Rio: Now it’s not

Buster: Have it your way

Rio: You don’t know anything

Buster: I know more than enough

Rio: Not to condemn him, it’s not a game

Buster: I’m taking it seriously, you’re not

Rio: I am, alright

Buster: You’re using him to point score and try and make me angry, well congrats, I am

Buster: everyone else will be too when they get back, but perhaps someone will eventually listen to how serious you allegedly are

Rio: Don’t 

Buster: I owe you nothing, I’m pathetic, remember

Buster: not to mention utterly selfish

Rio: You don’t owe me but you can’t do that to Edie

Buster: You and him did this to her, a team effort I have very little to do with

Rio: You’ll be doing it if you say anything

Buster: Well, that’ll be something else to live with then

Rio: You don’t need to

Buster: I do because you both need to be stopped

Rio: It’s not your job to stop it

Buster: Call it what you want to, including my petty act of vengeance, I could care less

Buster: you lied to me

Rio: Then I’ll leave, like you said

Rio: I’m going

Buster: If you leave it gives me more of an incentive to tell the truth myself, not less, your mum has already lost a child, she needs clues for where she should look for you, information to pass on to the police

Rio: Shut up

Buster: No, you’re seriously talking about putting her through that again

Buster: What’s wrong with you?

Rio: You tell me, what is wrong with me

Buster: I’m not going to write you a list

Rio: You aren’t going to say or do anything, leave

Buster: Stop seeing him or I’ll say everything, it’s that simple

Rio: Fine

Buster: Fine

Rio: Are we done now?

Buster: For now

Rio: For good more like

Buster: No, we’ll be done for good if/when you lie to me about him again, until then consider my silence a temporary reprieve 

Rio: I hate you for not manning up

Buster: I hate you for fucking a grown man, we’re far from even

Rio: I don’t owe you

Buster: Good because it isn’t a debt you’d ever be able to repay, as we’ve established

Rio: You wouldn’t want me to 

Buster: You don’t want to, and unlike your boyfriend I try not to rely on coercion, probably because I’m such a pussy

Rio: He’s not my boyfriend

Buster: I don’t care, I’m not short of my own labels for him

Rio: You should

Buster: According to you, I should do many things I’m not going to

Rio: You would’ve before

Buster: We don’t get to rewind, it’s rather key in everything being so shit

Rio: I can’t live with this

Buster: Living isn’t up for debate, you’ll somehow have to, I’m afraid

Rio: I’m serious, I don’t see how

Buster: Because dying isn’t an option and if you tell me again you’re going to, I won’t have a choice but to out that much of our conversation, seriously

Rio: There’s plenty of room between living and dying

Rio: I’m not saying that

Buster: All I can do is hope you aren’t lying, when that’s all you do

Rio: There’s no room in our lack of a relationship for anything else

Buster: Yes there is, truth takes up less room than constructing elaborate falses

Rio: Truth requires trust which by definition is broken

Rio: you’re incapable of believing me, doesn’t mean I’m lying by default

Buster: You lied about the most important thing, knowing I still trusted you after everything that had happened

Rio: I had no reason to stop

Buster: Obviously in your opinion none of mine were valid, I should’ve known you don’t possess even a base level of human decency by this point

Rio: Everything was ruined anyway, that’s what happens when you have nothing

Buster: I wouldn’t have the slightest idea because I don’t get to use being 14 and unsure as a excuse for making a mistake, only you do

Rio: Forget it

Buster: No, I fuck up and my bed isn’t close to being cold before you’re climbing into his, you gave me no time to fix it

Rio: I can hardly forgive you now, it means less than nothing

Rio: but we both played a part in that day and the mess of it, you’ve been blameless since

Buster: Being blameless since means nothing, I can’t fucking fix what I did wrong now

Rio: because I don’t deserve it, I know

Buster: Because he’s in your head

Buster: that’s where there’s no room for anything else

Rio: He’s at my job and in my phone and my ear

Rio: I haven’t been able to think about anyone else all day, that’s why you keep calling me selfish even though that’s your fault

Buster: When I touched you, you practically flinched

Buster: I don’t know what to fucking do

Rio: Because if I touched you you would’ve… I don’t even know but you would've been fuming at me, not that that was avoided anyway

Buster: I am at everyone if that’s any consolation

Rio: You can at least be especially at me

Buster: I was

Buster: or am, maybe, it isn’t as black and white as I’d prefer

Rio: I’m sorry

Buster: Don’t

Rio: I do want to make things better, try

Rio: just tell me what to do

Buster: Where’s the phone I bought you? He won’t be in your ear on a number he doesn’t have

Rio: I kept it, in case

Buster: Use it, you need space

Rio: I will

Rio: it’s best I just be blunt though, get it done

Buster: I’m not really giving you an insanely strict deadline, okay?

Buster: I know it’s not going to be easy

Rio: If I hide here at home for a while, let it die down

Buster: You can always hide at ours, either house

Rio: Even if you just don’t want to see me murdered, it’s really nice of you to offer

Buster: Please take me up on said offer, Dublin’s mostly empty, I’ll give you my key when you get back, pretend I lost it and get another cut when I return home to my other postcode

Rio: Okay, I’m sure I won’t need to but for your peace of mind and just in case again

Buster: Speaking of, meet me in the garden

Rio: Really?

Buster: We might as well physically fight, we’ve largely exhausted verbal

Rio: I mean, thanks for not just swinging on sight

Buster: I’d essentially have to directly at the ground, you’re as small as you are drunk

Rio: I am drunk

Rio: not that small

Buster: In comparison, since you love them so much

Buster: but if you can do it this gone, you’ll be able to if you’re crying or panicking or whenever else you may need to defend yourself, muscle memory will kick in

Rio: Of course I am in comparison to you

Rio: so you have to go easy

Buster: [comparing her to other peeps in the fam, like Janis at her age literally we can probably assume, that are all taller than her but going for the lols not the shamelessly tall people, like not just compared to me hehe]

Rio: It’s very unfair

Buster: You’re perfect, I told you

Rio: Perfect for you to win this fight, yeah

Buster: We’re fighting until you win, I’m going to show you how

Rio: I’ll try hard

Buster: I expect no less than 100%, both full concentration and maximum effort

Rio: It’s important

Buster: Perhaps I’ll finally sleep, thanks to you exhausting me or because I’m satisfied you’re safer, I’d take either

Rio: You’ll sleep, if all else fails you can catch up and get really drunk

Buster: The correct answer is, if all else fails you’ll knock me out, babe, come on

Buster: besides, I caught up slightly when you were shouting at me, in lieu of listening, naturally

Rio: Both are a given then

Buster: I said slightly, not drink for drink

Rio: Just saying you’ll be a good coach

Buster: I am, I’ve done it at the gym and on the pitch a lot

Rio: I’m not surprised

Buster: I wish Ava was on a team I could coach

Rio: What sports does she like now?

Buster: [answer that, idk so I can’t but you would]

Rio: You could, she’d like that too, I think

Buster: By the time she has kids I’ll be old and unfit, it’s now or never while she still is one

Rio: She’s a kid still herself for a long time

Buster: Hopefully, Chelsea does its best to shorten childhoods but I like her odds better than mine or Nancy’s

Rio: She’s much smarter

Buster: Yeah

Rio: That’s a good thing

Buster: That much we can agree on

Rio: Still

Buster: Always

Rio: I’ve not given up on everything

Buster: Good, don’t

Rio: They’re better than that

Buster: I’m sorry if you felt like I wanted you to give up on anything

Rio: Nothing but us, the rest was self-inflicted really

Buster: No, just him, which goes without saying

Rio: I don’t want to be with him, not the way he wants and not at all now

Buster: I’ll help you, whatever you need

Rio: I don’t deserve you, at all

Buster: You don’t deserve to be left alone with him to try and handle the undoubtedly unhinged reaction he’s going to have

Rio: He won’t want to force me, feel like I don’t want him, he’ll know immediately

Buster: What a relief he wasn’t invited to lunch

Rio: I never said anything about you, not as you, just as a boy

Buster: You’re just a girl too, when I talk about about you

Rio: It’s like I want to explain

Rio: but even if I did, no one would understand

Buster: I know

Buster: which is why I rarely bring the subject up, it’s less frustrating to stay silent and keep you to myself

Rio: I’ll be following your lead on that from now on

Buster: I recommend following my lead as often as possible, unless it’s in the aftermath of seeing nan and grandad and becoming unresponsive 

Rio: I feel like I’ve been in a bad dream since then

Buster: Me too, I barely remember what I said or did but I simultaneously can’t forget any of the vivid details either

Rio: Exactly, and all of it is nightmarishly real, no matter how hard I wish I’d wake up in your bed

Buster: Maybe the shared dream aspect is what’s causing the impossibility and if I wish for a different ending you’ll get yours

Rio: I’ll try to wake you up if you do me

Buster: I’ll pinch you again

Rio: You’re going to teach me more moves than that

Buster: I’ll teach you not to need me

Rio: 🥺

Buster: If our world, whether dream or waking, resets as a result, you can want me

Rio: Alright, if it works

Buster: We have to try

Rio: I know

Rio: I will

Buster: So will I, 120%

Rio: 150%

Buster: If 150% was my suggestion you’d have denied me, thrown out the word arrogant

Rio: You are arrogant

Rio: doesn’t make you wrong, not every time

Buster: One rule for you and another for everyone else

Buster: I’m not arrogant because my sense of importance and abilities aren’t exaggerated, I am that great and therefore entitled to think so

Rio: 😏

Buster: I’ll give you 200%

Rio: If?

Buster: Because

Rio: because you’re just that great, I understand

Buster: I’ve told you why

Rio: All or nothing, black and white

Rio: you’re not the one that’s changed

Buster: You’re worthy of someone’s all, that’s never going to change

[bwoahtastic]

More A/B/O - Omegaverse starters

Made another of these a while ago (found here) and decided to give it another shot.

Feel free to reblog and use, but do not repost here or outside of tumblr!

"Betas shouldn't be able to get pregnant" "Well, here we are anyways."

"The scar on my neck? My Mate broke our bond and left me."

"You're even more obnoxious in your wolf form!"

"We can't have you in our Pack anymore."

"Can you please join my nest?"

"I would happily be the father/mother to your pups."

"Stupid Alphas with their stupid fights for dominance."

"Present for your Alpha..."

"Stop your hissing, I know you're happy to see me."

"No one has ever touched me there..."

"I never wanted to have pups, but I love our little one so damn much."

"You reek of sex. Where did you sneak off to, little Omega?"

"I shouldn't say this, but whenever [Pack Alpha] growls, I slick up so much."

"If I win this fight, you're Omegas will be mine."

"I surely can't be pregnant!" "You are literally in labour as we speak!"

"You are not related to them by blood" "I don't care if they don't share my genes, they are my pups!"

"I have never belonged to a Pack before, I don't know what is expected of me."

"I'll have you know that I won my regional nesting competition 5 years in a row!"

"I'm scared of my Heat." "Don't be, I'll take care of you."

"Who left slick all over the couch again?!"

"This Pack would fall apart without its Betas."

"How can they be Pack when they don't speak the same language?" "Rumbles and purrs are universal."

"I can't believe Omega auctions still exist..."

"They are feral!" "They just like to bite people, it's fine."

"I don't want to be owned, I want to be free..."

"Did you see [Pack Alpha] rock the pups to sleep?"

"My Mate passed away. It's just me and the pups now."

"They Mated someone else! I thought I had a chance..."

"It hurts so much, feeling the Mating Mark fade..."

"Your scent glands are all swollen, who neglected you like this?"

"I would be a better Pack Alpha!"

"I think [Alpha] might be going into Rut. I woke up to them humping my leg."

"I don't belong to a Mate, I belong to the Pack"

"I found this pup outside and I'm keeping them."

"I would like to have 1 day in which no one cries in this Pack."

"Did you hear about the Alpha who got knocked up?"

"Your Pack despises me."

"Your Mate doesn't treat you right!"

"Omegas nest together, Alphas just pile up on the sofa and growl a bit."

"Alphas are allowed to cry too, you know..."

"We broke up, my Alpha realised he was only into other Alphas."

"Our last Pack didn't approve of [Omega/Omega, Alpha/Alpha, etc] Mates."

"Have you ever been with 2 [Alphas/Betas/Omegas] at the same time?"

"You are wearing my Alpha's sweater!"

"I love Alpha wrestling as much as the next person, but you really hurt my neck this time."

"I have 3 pups in my belly, excuse me for not being fast!"

"There is slick all over your thighs, love."

"They sure don't look like an [Alpha/Omega/Beta]."

"You cheated on me? With them?!"

"I have always been alone through my Heat. I will manage to get through it again."

"I didn't get the job, because of my status."

"Welcome to the Omega shelter, are you alone or do you have pups with you?"

"I honestly have lost count of how many pups we have in the Pack."

"P-please scent me, I don't want to smell like them, I want to smell like you..."

"Did you meet up with that [Alpha/Beta/Omega] from [Dating app]?"

"I feel ugly." "Darling, you are the most beautiful [Alpha/Beta/Omega] in this room."

"My bump is really starting to show now!"

"You're so small, Omega, I can just carry you around."

"I thought I would have to raise my pups alone. But seeing you with them today, made me realise they had 2 parents all along."

"Your Alpha punched my Alpha first!"

"We had such a great night together, and now I won't ever see them again."

"Wait! Your knot is too big-"

"There was an Omega being threatened and hurt, so I took them home to the Pack."

"Young Alphas should always want to be Pack Alpha." "I don't. I am happy to serve my Pack Alpha."

"Maybe this wasn't the right place and time to knot you..."

"Who scratched up [Alpha's] back so much?" "I might have gotten a little possessive last night."

"I have nothing. No Mate, no pups, no Pack..."

"Silly Alpha thinks they are in charge? How wrong you are..."

"No wrestling in the nest!"

"What happened last night and who did you get Mated to?"

[420pogpills]

masterpost of random epic dnf moments

i find so much comfort in these posts that just contain links to loads and loads of epic clips so i wanted to make one of my favourite george&dream moments :’)... this took me several days okay.

in no particular order whatsoever

(♥♥♥) “so...dream.” “what?” “um, hello.” “hi”

(♡♡♡) “george!” “yeah?” “HEY 😁”

(♥♥♥) “that is actually george’s fish” “oh what? i will keep it safe” (bonus: giving fish back)

(♡♡♡) “you two and your inside jokes, you guys are such good friends”

(♥♥♥) “i saw an interesting donation on your stream”

(♡♡♡) “trust me. george - i’m handling it.”

(♥♥♥) “i’m not gonna be hurt if dream is next to me”

(♡♡♡) “you’re making me laugh it’s not even fair!”

(♥♥♥) “i shot you once” “no you shot me multiple times”

(♡♡♡) “oh that’s so hot”

(♥♥♥) “what you gonna do, fight me?”

(♡♡♡) “dream has my number because dream needs me sometimes”

(♥♥♥) “stop you’re hurting me” “i’m hurting you?”

(♡♡♡) “i’m very similar to george so i probably won't like it”

(♥♥♥) “i said i’m in the hot tub right now, he said ‘prove it’”

(♡♡♡) “dream stop killing me!”

(♥♥♥) “i’ve always wanted to explore my sexuality”

(♡♡♡) “this is what happens when you fall down my trap”

(♥♥♥) “i’m so used to having your attention 24/7″

(♡♡♡) “why are you so mean dream?”

(♥♥♥) “you know who reminds me of nemo? george”

(♡♡♡) “first thing’s first-” “i’m the realest”

(♥♥♥) “come hide with me”

(♡♡♡) “he looks so handsome, look at him, look at george”

(♥♥♥) “oh george” “oh dream”

(♡♡♡) “you love me?” “yes, i do”

(♥♥♥) “be careful george”

(♡♡♡) “you’re laughing at every different word i say”

(♥♥♥) “can i have the sword dream?” “say that you love me”

(♡♡♡) “just hug me george”

(♥♥♥) “i’m the mememan, my milk is delicious”

(♡♡♡) “george i’m gonna blow up - come with me”

(♥♥♥) “you couldn’t see what dream was doing”

(♡♡♡) “george is easily a top 10 mcc player”

(♥♥♥) “what would you say my weakness is?” “me”

(♡♡♡) “we were getting this computer repair guy - oh my god”

(♥♥♥) “every time you get near me you just get all red”

(♡♡♡) “you would follow me down here”

(♥♥♥) “dream is a simp for me” “yeah”

(♡♡♡) “nice dream!”

(♥♥♥) “smile - you see him everyday”

(♡♡♡) “you deserve punishment george”

(♥♥♥) “what are you doing george?” “i’m on twitter”

(♡♡♡) “george george george you look amazing george”

(♥♥♥) “you don’t have to follow me everywhere”

(♡♡♡) “get away from dream!”

(♥♥♥) “we’re in the stars”

(♡♡♡) thirdwheelboyhalo

(♥♥♥) “dream is so delightful”

(♡♡♡) “DREAM LET’S GO!”

(♥♥♥) “follow me, i’ll follow you actually - just take me”

(♡♡♡) “dream...” “i had to george, i had to”

(♥♥♥) “i trust my dream”

(♡♡♡) “you don’t brag about your looks”

(♥♥♥) “george just tell me you love me”

(♡♡♡) “someone said ‘dream do you think george is cute’?”

(♥♥♥) “kiss george” “that’s a pretty good forfeit”

(♡♡♡) “a plane ticket to dream’s house”

(♥♥♥) “okay that was pretty pog”

(♡♡♡) “i’ve been too focused on george”

(♥♥♥) little compilation

(♡♡♡) “why’d you say it like that?”

(♥♥♥) “dream’s trying to kill me, he’s killing me!”

(♡♡♡) “if you won, what would be your first date with george?”

(♥♥♥) “we do everything together”

(♡♡♡) “answer my question!”

(♥♥♥) “oh. yeah. but george too.”

(♡♡♡) “if you win, you have to kiss dream!”

(♥♥♥) “dream... i’m messing up” “oh are you still streaming?”

(♡♡♡) “be careful”

(♥♥♥) suspicious dancing

(♡♡♡) “don’t be greedy george”

(♥♥♥) just... this whole edit

(♡♡♡) “george is mine, go away”

(♥♥♥) “dreeeaaaaam i know you wanna help”

(♡♡♡) “george you’re a genius, george kiss me!”

(♥♥♥) “he was wearing like an oversized dream smile hoodie”

(♡♡♡) george compilation 10/10

(♥♥♥) “i don’t wanna hear you laugh”

(♡♡♡) “whenever dream tries to get a new speed run record he just disappears for a month”

(♥♥♥) laughing face to face

(♡♡♡) “can i have some stuff?”

(♥♥♥) “geoorrgeeee”

(♡♡♡) “he lives in your head actually rent free”

(♥♥♥) “you know quite often we just know what we’re talking about?”

(♡♡♡) “now it backfired because george knows me”

(♥♥♥) “he’s small it’s different”

(♡♡♡) “COME HERE GEORGE!”

(♥♥♥) “you can be my valentine if you want george”

(♡♡♡) “no mom no he broke up with me” (bonus: “george denied me”)

(♥♥♥) “just explain your reasoning for denying me” “you didn't mean it”

(♡♡♡) “goodnight george, goodnight gogy”

(♥♥♥) “dream just saved something from snapchat!”

(♡♡♡) “i’m breaking you out!”

(♥♥♥) “you’ll get punished george"

(♡♡♡) “guys this is like the cutest photo of george ever”

(♥♥♥) “guys i’m opening a new business” “selling george pictures?”

(♡♡♡) “don’t attack the wolf dream i’m not there to save you”

(♥♥♥) “you were like ‘you have to praise me now for 5 minutes’”

(♡♡♡) “why don’t you think i’m here?”

(♥♥♥) “we were playing geoguessr the other day”

(♡♡♡) “i am wheezing and dying and george is dying with me”

(♥♥♥) “you used to get mad at me for placing blocks beneath myself”

(♡♡♡) “you have to clip that” “no”

(♥♥♥) “c’mere”

(♡♡♡) “i almost died, water me!”

(♥♥♥) “me and george”

(♡♡♡) “i wouldn’t want to do it unless he’s here”

(♥♥♥) “me and george were literally holding hands in the hallway”

(♡♡♡) “you should get negative points if you’re an idiot”

(♥♥♥) “kiss”

(♡♡♡) “i thought you might want to confess something”

(♥♥♥) “we’ve been talking to each other for 10 hours?”

(♡♡♡) “i’m not here to disappoint you or anything”

(♥♥♥) “mimic my yawn, that means you love me you know that right?”

(♡♡♡) “i’m not helping you this round” “i need you”

(♥♥♥) “we’re literally on a boat”

(♡♡♡) “you’re so ridiculous”

(♥♥♥) “i fell asleep in a call with george”

(♡♡♡) “wow george you’re great”

(♥♥♥) “dream just went 👉🏻👉🏻”

(♡♡♡) “yessss let’s go” “wait let me pick you up!”

(♥♥♥) “dream sort this out!” “alright wait turn around”

(♡♡♡) “you have pretty privilege”

(♥♥♥) “george i have something that will cheer you up george”

(♡♡♡) “i’ve been by your side since the beginning george”

(♥♥♥) “sitting here forced to drink water, it has absolutely no flavour”

(♡♡♡) “gives back i’ll be good” “no no you won’t”

(♥♥♥) “don’t worry. i’m here george”

(♡♡♡) “dream say hi” “hi”

(♥♥♥) “so george why are you laying in bed while you’re talking to dream?”

(♡♡♡) “where did george go, george is not found”

(♥♥♥) “come over here greg i will save the day” “francis!”

(♡♡♡) “that’s not what you told me last night”

(♥♥♥) “please just swim drive the boat drive the boat”

(♡♡♡) “before i even met you, you had this ginormous impact”

(♥♥♥) “you’re not worthless george we love you”

(♡♡♡) “george is like the biggest idiot”

(♥♥♥) “alright fine i’ll play one more”

(♡♡♡) “you see george everywhere. you see what you wanna see”

(♥♥♥) “guess united kingdom because someone you love lives there”

(♡♡♡) “george don’t leave me”

(♥♥♥) “you say bolivia george?”

(♡♡♡) “why are you so feral?”

(♥♥♥) “you’re an idiot” “you’re the one who’s screaming to do it”

(♡♡♡) “”you’re so oh my god” “you’re so annoying”

(♥♥♥) “i trust you so m-so often”

(♡♡♡) “now i have you right where i want you”

(♥♥♥) “heads” “alright it was heads”

(♡♡♡) “george you’re the hottest piece of ass in dreamhunt”

(♥♥♥) “you said ‘just woke up’ and i said ‘me too, in sync bby’”

(♡♡♡) “dnf arc? yeah maybe”

(♥♥♥) *george shooting dnf into wall on csgo*

(♡♡♡) “george and dream’s brotherly relationship is so iconic”

(♥♥♥) “you can’t 👹LEAVE👹 it’s not allowed”

(♡♡♡) “oh we’re finishing each other’s sentences right now”

(♥♥♥) “you said you were gonna what, kiss me or something like that?”

(♡♡♡) “do you have a song that makes you think of dream?”

(♥♥♥) “here george take this take this george”

(♡♡♡) “hey dream” “hey george”

(♥♥♥) “do you have a crush on dream?” “yes, go on”

(♡♡♡) “i am proud of you” “wow thank you dream”

(♥♥♥) “1 dollar every hour” “for how many hours?”

(♡♡♡) “i clicked skip whoops - wait, where are all my balls?”

(♥♥♥) “get out of here GET OUUUUTTTT”

(♡♡♡) “i’m sleeping for at least 8 hours” “but then we’re gonna be out of sync again”

(♥♥♥) “this is actually disgusting, come to me where are you”

(♡♡♡) “thank you baby... oh no” “WHAT?”

(♥♥♥) “yeah i love dream so much”

(♡♡♡) “yes that is exactly what i was thinking dream”

(♥♥♥) “dream” “hi” “hello i’m streaming” “hi”

(♡♡♡) “mm poor little george”

(♥♥♥) “do you have fifty dollars?”

(♡♡♡) “please please half a heart half a heart!”

(♥♥♥) “that’s okay you wanna be near me, that’s fine”

(♡♡♡) “you would know all about the simp handbook wouldn’t you”

(♥♥♥) “please i need you” “i do need you”

(♡♡♡) “kill him!...or her.. or it..”

(♥♥♥) “cause he’s little gogy”

(♡♡♡) “do your parents know about gream?”

(♥♥♥) just... cuteness

(♡♡♡) “wait george my minecraft’s starting my minecraft’s starting”

(♥♥♥) “te amo sueno”

(♡♡♡) “yeah that was my idea” “yeah just like last night”

(♥♥♥) “you can just say he’s a bottom”

(♡♡♡) this entire video

(♥♥♥) “why are you leaving me?” “alright fine”

(♡♡♡) “george you look good in a suit”

(♥♥♥) “i have a present for george!”

(♡♡♡) “why don’t you want to facetime me?” “i haven’t shaved”

(♥♥♥) “dream’s killing me, why are you killing me?”

(♡♡♡) “george i thought you were going to choose me”

(♥♥♥) “you wanna watch a beautiful sunset? just for you dream”

(♡♡♡) “we don’t text that much” “we text everyday”

(♥♥♥) “georgie poooo come here”

(♡♡♡) “oh beat me dream beat me”

(♥♥♥) “you are so impressive dream”

(♡♡♡) “i just ran for like a million hours”

(♥♥♥) “mydic--kslong has subscribed, thank you..”

(♡♡♡) all of these moments are too funny

(♥♥♥) “dreeaaaam! loooook!” “oh he’s cute”

(♡♡♡) “oh george~” “this is scary”

(♥♥♥) “george do that water drop sound”

(♡♡♡) “why is everyone saying ‘george explain the text?’”

(♥♥♥) “why are you saying it like that?” “that’s how you said it”

(♡♡♡) “i’m going to my secret stash”

(♥♥♥) “it said ‘name a dessert’” “you should’ve put me”

(♡♡♡) “i need to come” “you wanna come?”

(♥♥♥) “i have missed your face!”

(♡♡♡) just.. this entire video

(♥♥♥) more on george sleep talking

(♡♡♡) “that’s the same height difference between me and you george”

(♥♥♥) “you’re doing extremely well george. just calm down.”

(♡♡♡) “george~” “stOP. stop it”

(♥♥♥) “i know dream loves me a lot but unfortunately i don’t love him back”

(♡♡♡) “it’s fun to make him more afraid”

(♥♥♥) “someone said ‘dream do you think george is cute?’”

(♡♡♡) “oh we know george we know how hot you are”

(♥♥♥) “dream has friendship hacks”

(♡♡♡) “let’s watch a movie” feat. sapnap

(♥♥♥) “the only man i’m into is george”

(♡♡♡) “you broke my heart dream by....breaking my heart”

(♥♥♥) “keep lying to him george”

(♡♡♡) dream team not dnf but i love this so watch it plz

(♥♥♥) “you turn your camera off to sneeze? it’s okay we love you”

(♡♡♡) “dance with me dream”

(♥♥♥) “dweaaaam pleaseeee”

(♡♡♡) “it’s fine dream, i’ll stream another day” “waaaaaaah!”

(♥♥♥) “i just wanna talk to you”

(♡♡♡) “you’re just like interesting in general george”

(♥♥♥) “when’s my birthday dream?”

(♡♡♡) “here these are for you 🌹”

(♥♥♥) “i love you george”

(♡♡♡) “i’ll fight you in sumo when you’re in my house”

(♥♥♥) “we’re going together aaaaah”

(♡♡♡) “guess what, i had faith in you”

(♥♥♥) “or OR.. we could... kiss?”

(♡♡♡) “i haven’t had my first kiss” “that's a lie, you kissed me”

(♥♥♥) “hey dream give me an ak.... please”

AND OF COURSE THERE ARE SO MANY MORE BUT... i cannot do this any longer therefore the rest are compilations because i cannot do this any longer

(♥♥♥) every time george has said ‘i love you’ (kind of) to dream

(♡♡♡) dreamnotfound moments

(♥♥♥) gaymest moments

(♡♡♡) rare moments

(♥♥♥) wholesome

(♡♡♡) idiot compilation

(♥♥♥) love languages compilation

BONUS: this soulmate compilation...

SO ORIGINAL POST - links wouldn’t work when reblogged because it went over link limit with everyone tagged, so i will reblog with everyone who’s clips i’ve included!

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moriarty the patriot headcannons pt. 1

| requested by anon: Can you write about all male characters in moriarty has a same look of their  children and hpw many children they want? |

william x reader; louis x reader; albert x reader; sebastian x reader; fred x reader

word count: 2397

pt. 2: 221b boys

a/n: I DONT KNOW WHY I DIDNT WRITE THIS EARLIER IM SO SORRY THIS REQUEST HAS LITERALLY BEEN IN MY INBOX FOR SO LONG I AM SO SORRY I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS

william: 487 words

with his whole plan to clean the world of the filthy nobles, william never really stopped to think about having children

well, until he met you

you both were in town one day and he saw you fondly watching a child speak with her mother

“i think two children would be nice”

“i didn’t even ask”

“i know, but the look you gave that mother was telling enough”

n e ways he is a simp and he did eventually give you what you wanted

fast forward a few years, you have two children: a boy and a girl

and they look exactly like their father

like,, it lowkey pains you how much they physically take after their father

you wanted to be like “oh they have your personality, but they look just like me!”

no

granted, your son took after you in an emotional sense but your daughter was a daddy’s girl through and through

like she looks like him, she acts like him, speaks like him, she even EATS like him

ok but the men w your children

fred is a freaking sweetheart ok

like he’ll watch over the kids when no one has the time and they love him too so they’ll help out in the garden which you are SO thankful for

tbh they only like uncle albert bc he brings them lil trinkets from when he gets back from london LMAO

louis doesn’t show it, but he absolutely adores your children and makes extra snacks for them at tea time

you caught onto this at one point bc for some REASON your kids would not stop bouncing off of the walls before bed and they told you uncle louis gave them chocolate

and sebastian loves messing w your kids bc,,, sebastian

but he accidentally made your son cry ONCE and he was at the mercy of every adult in the moriarty estate including the boy’s younger sister

needless to say, he watched his actions and words around your children after that

now, william

i’m just gonna say this straight out: most of the men never really thought about having kids (save john and albert)

but when you finally had kids, william had a different outlook on life

like fr,, this man works overtime now trying to get rid of the filth that is called nobles

he doesn’t want his kids to be raised in a world where just because you have more money than another means you get to look down on them

you still instill in them those good morals ofc

he also tries to be very present in their lives since he and his brother were raised as orphans

when he was younger, he didn’t mind it all much

but now that he had this small family and a brighter future, he did everything in his power to make sure they’re happy and grow up in a cleaner and kinder world

louis: 320 words

it took you a week to get him to at LEAST humor you

“if you could, how many kids do you want?”

“none”

like, this guy is so dedicated to his brother and his cause it is a WONDER you somehow wormed your way into his heart

but you did and honestly, the brothers are actually very happy that you’re with them

william especially

louis rarely emotes but when you came into their lives, you got louis pissed at one point and everyone was like,,,, wtf?? he has emotions???

anyways, his answer is one kid LMAO

and when you get that one kid, he looks just like louis

yall already KNOW that he’s ready to die for that child as soon as louis holds him in his arms

the only kid sebastian wouldnt even try to mess with

he can deal with william’s albert’s or fred’s kids but louis lowkey intimidates him so he’s as nice as he can be

that being said, louis teaches his kid how to properly handle stuff around the house

you want to cry bc ur son is just so??? the little kid just loves helping out no matter how small the task and he’s just so cute it hurts

even sebastian’s kinda like,, “aight he’s the only kid i will tolerate”

louis grew up with only his brothers so he also wants to give his son a shot at a normal family

is actually aware at how he thinks he’s indispensable for william’s cause and he doesn’t want his son to end up like him

he also teaches his son some badass fighting moves

oh and louis smiles a lot more too

cried bc his son saw the scar he got on his cheek, rubbed some dirt on his lil face and said “i have daddy’s cool scar now”

all in all his son is the best thing to happen to all of you

albert: 505 words

same as louis in the fact that it takes him a week to answer

“you know you haven’t even answered my question”

“i’m sorry, what did you say?”

“how many kids do you want?”

genuinely takes time to ponder that question

he hadn’t thought of that since his family adopted william and louis

but with you?

“i think two darling girls who take after their mother is enough for me”

pls he’d be so sweet 🥺🥺🥺

you two end up having a girl and a boy, who look just like their father

and tbh, you’re not even mad

you love them so much so when albert comes back north, the three of you are ecstatic

the happiness was short lived for albert tho

he found his son spending time with william and there’s nothing bad right????

“where’s your sister?”

“she’s with mr. moran”

his heart DROPPED

out of all the people in the manor

HIM

he sees the two running around the garden

it all happened as soon as albert’s daughter went up to sebastian and said “you’re very pretty! you’re my knight now!”

he decided to “adopt” the little girl and now he’s lowkey whipped

you found albert staring at sebastian playing with his daughter and updated him about everything going on

“but him??”

“he’s just a big softie for her let it go”

isn’t really surprised when he finds out they can fight a little

actually glad that they can hold their own, God forbid anything happens to them

otherwise mi6 has to deal w family matters lmao

“albert, she only tripped”

“you shouldve seen the fear in her eyes as she fell”

“IT WAS A STRAY COBBLESTONE”

would raise hell if anyone even THOUGHT ill of his kids

william and louis are the doting uncles

william more so than louis bc your kids have never seen louis smile

now they’re on a mission to make uncle louis smile

louis was on child duty one day and they managed to slip away

omyGOD he was stressed but also,, extremely worried

so when he found them he had the most genuine smile on his face

your daughter was like (・∀・)

she loves uncle louis

ofc your son adores his dad like,,, who else wouldn't feel awesome at the age of 10 if you found out your dad was a high ranking general

feels superior to sebastian bc of his dad

lmao this 4’5 kid thinks he can rule sebastian for some odd reason

the house is always dirty bc him and sebastian always prank each other

your daughter is trying to catch a butterfly but she can’t so fred helps

instantly loves fred

“is that what heartbreak is”

“i guess that’s what happens when you try to get close to my kids colonel”

albert is kind of afraid of turning into his dad but he has you and everyone else to remind him that: no you are not your father, you are so much better than him

loves your family with his entire being

sebastian: 844 words

“i see you looking at those kids and the answer is none”

lmao you’ll get so pouty around him bc you want kids dammit

that and he spoils you to no end so that's why you’re pouty lol

“fine we’ll only do one kid and bc one kid is all i can tolerate”

bruh

this man gives you three in four years LMFAO

two boys a year apart and a girl in the fourth year

you wanted to smack sebastian

when the two boys grew up, it was obvious they were already taking after their father in the physical sense

it was terrifying

they genuinely look like mini sebastians and you know everyone in the manor is afraid that you two birthed satan

and the satan was your eldest one

he’s just a feral sebastian moran in a tiny body

your second son, god bless him, looked just like his father but with fred’s temperament

and see, you were fine with your sons looking like their father

it was FINE right

you prayed to God that your third child would have at least some physical resemblance to you

your daughter was birthed, she grew up

and you cried

“HOW DO THEY ALL LOOK LIKE YOU”

“i’ve got some strong genetics, baby”

you sulk for a lil bit

but you accept it anyway because you love your goddamn kids

thankfully, your second and youngest child are both soft spoken and it's only your husband and his tiny clone bringing hell to earth

smacking sebastian bc all of your children suddenly started swearing up a storm at each other

“WHYD YOU HIT ME”

“YOURE THE ONLY ONE WHO SWEARS AROUND THE KIDS”

finally sitting down and trying to convince them to stop swearing

“father does it!”

“your father’s stupid”

speaking of your daughter

she’s his little princess and no he will not take criticism

spoils her more than he spoils you

did she glance at a toy at a passing store?

he buys more toys than he should from said store

you have to physically hide some of his money bc there is only so much you can buy

and her older brothers are so caring you want to sob

if a person accidentally shoved her over bc she was tiny and they couldn’t see her

oh boy

get ready to restrain them like chihuahuas

“little sister will be protected at all costs”

since his second son is so different from him, sebastian actively makes time to talk about what the little boy is doing and what he’s getting from it

doesn’t want to be pushy and suffocating like his dad was so when his younger kid does want to be left alone to his devices, sebastian does so

but honestly loves that your second son is so literate

lddhsajdsfk what yall dont know is that they’re all in cahoots

kinda funny to see them all together bc they all take after their father so much it's like having three tiny sebastians go around town

anyways,,,, yall know the promised neverland right

you got ray, norman, and emma

granted one of them wasn’t as smart as ray but he definitely knew what stealth was

regular sibling rivalry was still a thing but if they could smell the pudding from the kitchen, they know they have to work together

sebastian caught his eldest smuggling biscuits into a small bag

he had half a mind to scold him

but then he ended up giving tips TO ALL HIS CHILDREN on how not to get caught next time—

bc of this they beg him to tell them some stories from afghanistan bc “there’s no way a man as old as dad knows this many stealth tactics”

louis is so fed up lmao

albert is in london most of the time so he just thanks the lord that he doesn’t have to deal w the propaganda that sebastian feeds his children about how “mr. albert is a bad man”

william is fine w it as long as they don’t trash the library

your younger ones love the library so they would cry at the thought of one of the books losing any of the pages

your second and your daughter are definitely the moriartys’ favorites

they don’t show it, but you just KNOW

your eldest could care less about that though

as long as you and his father still love him

and of course you both do

and fred is definitely your youngers favorite

they like to hang out in the garden

ok they still fight all the time though

just because your second child is soft spoken doesn't mean he’s afraid to throw hands

their sister likes to join in for the hell of it

but if someone wrongs any of the children

just because the younger ones are the moriartys’ favorite, doesn’t mean that they’re not gonna hunt someone down if they even think about trying to hurt the eldest too

yeah,,, good luck to them and their families

they got the entire moriarty estate coming after them

fred: 241 words

cmon yall are like,, young

but you did ask him bc you were curious if he thought about it

he wants one

and when yall do have the kid, you guys actually do have one kid and its a girl

since you both are young, you can immediately see a resemblance between her and her father

everyone who meets her would die for her

ABSOLUTE CUTIE

especially when she walks around the garden w her hand in her dad’s and he’s showing her all the plants and telling her how to take care of them

needless to say she grows up loving plants

any type of plant

the boys love giving her flowers or anything from bc she has the biggest smile every single time

no matter if it’s just a single rose or a rock

this was found out one time when sebastian gave her a rock bc everyone else had given her like,, two roses each

was afraid she was gonna cry

“thank you so much mr. moran! i will treasure this until i get old!”

she was like 4 at the time

and had the widest smile you’ve ever seen on her

guys u don’t understand she smiles a lot but this was like,, genuine happiness

but everyone was just,, i will destroy the world and myself if anything happens to her

fr it’s just sunshines and rainbows every single time she’s around

everyone just loves her ok

moriarty the patriot general taglist: @zoehanji

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Soulmate AU Part 2

Part 1 is here! Requests are open!

WARNING DUB-CON AND EXPLICIT SMUT +18 Please do not te upload somewhere else!!

After that fateful night, your days were filled with the three men, making you train, getting stronger and quicker if only for their own amusement. They would never groom you to be better than them. That would mean your escape, and they weren't ready to have that when they just found you.

Hisoka was waiting for Illumi to leave. He loved his dead eye mate, but right as of now, you had his full attention. After receiving a call for a job, Illumi was bound to leave, and he could have you all to himself.

He had been watching you fight with Illumi, eyes half-lidded as he saw you training your nen to be better and stronger. Meanwhile, his hand would be inside his pants, stroking himself softly and gripping hard whenever you almost hit him. He came a couple of times, muffling his moans with the back of his hand but still was painfully hard.

Suddenly, Illumi's phone rang, and he picked it up with you, still attacking him. The pale, raven hair man accepted the job without being breathless. You, on the other hand, could need an oxygen tank.

“I have to leave, go inside with Hisoka. You did good but could do better," he kisses the top of your head, and you try to push him gently, saying that you're all sweaty.

The minute you turn to the cottage, he disappears.

You go inside, wanting to shower badly, not noticing that Hisoka is nowhere in sight. You pet your black fluff sitting on the sofa's arm and made your way into the hallway.

Hisoka lunges at you grabbing your hair, fingers tangling in your locks as he roughly kisses you. "M-Mmgh," you protest against him hands coming to push him, but he grabs them both in one of his.

"Mmm you're so hot when you fight back~"

"H-Hisoka, please I need to sh-"

"Mhm later, later... right now I need you" he pushed you harshly against the closed bedroom door, hands pinned above you as he kisses you once more. His free hand explores underneath your shirt, hiking it up to better grab your mounds.

"Mmmm, I can't wait, I can't wait." He opens the door throwing you to the bed, flipping you over on your stomach.

Dizzy, you try to stand and crawl away, but he's on you the second you try. His hands grab your pants, roughly bringing them down along with your panties—both pooling at your knees.

"Hisoka!" You struggle as his arm comes around your chest, caging you against him and making your back arch with him.

"Shhh...be a doll and stay still. I'll let you cum but first" he moaned as he gripped himself giving his length a couple of strokes and then plunging into your depths "I need you so bad, (Y/N)-Chan~"

He set a rough pace, thrusting like an animal in heat. His whole body lying on top of you, not giving you a chance to get away.

"I'll make you cum so much after this... mmm no matter how many times I pound this," his hand sneaked under you stroking your stomach and then your v, feeling as his length moved inside.

"You're always so tight...so soft."

He grabbed your hips, bringing you down hard on him. You cried out, but his hand covered your lips as his arms brought you even closer to his chest. Your body molded to his as he speared you, thrusting with abandon. Hisoka bit your shoulder, muffling an obscene groan as your walls gripped him hard, clamping down on him for a second.

"A-Ahh, I always wonder, does my Llumi touch you like this? Does he keep pounding into you even after you've passed out? Does he hold your stomach every time he cums, not pulling out, so his seed doesn't waste? Mmm, so hot! Llumi pressing you into the mattress as I lick you up. Wouldn't that be good, little pet?~"

"Oh, that's right; you can't talk," he chuckled.

Hisoka removed his hand from your lips, and you let out an embarrassing moan making your cheeks redder. Hisoka groaned in tandem, going faster.

"(Y-Y/N)- Chan, I want you to scream for me. Scream loud!" He cried out his voice lowering an octave at the end, yellow eyes narrowing as his thrusts went harder.

The skin slapping against skin, the lewd noise of your fluids, and his moans mixed with your mewls were the only thing echoing around the room. His hands roaming all around and decorating your shoulders and neck with bites to muffle his cries.

"You're so wet, can't you hear it?~" Hisoka pulled you up, making you lean against him as he still thrust from behind. His hand went around your neck, squeezing lightly and making you gasp and squeal. His head was burrowed in the crook of your neck, breathing you in.

Your scent fueling him on.

"I want to ruin you. The mere thought makes me hard every time~" he groaned with difficulty, the noise coming out almost as desperate and raging as his hips. His teeth grazed your rapid pulse but didn't bite down.

After two consecutive rounds on the bed, Hisoka picked your limp body and guided you to the window. You could barely back only stumbling as he guided you to where he wanted.

He pressed your chest into the window, making you wince at the outside cold. Your nipples flushed against the glass made your cheeks turn more red. He watched your blushing reflection and smiled, slipping his length back inside, eliciting a mewl from your lips, reveling at the snug warmth.

"Mmm...ugh I can't get enough~," he started thrusting, never running out of stamina. His hand grabbed your shoulder, pushing you against the window even as you struggled to get away from it. His free hand gripped your hips, pulling you in to meet his thrusts.

He couldn't describe it, but there was something feral about knowing you were his. Knowing you couldn't run even if you wanted to. It makes him speed up, going deeper and harder.

Your tongue was out as you panted, drooling like a dog. Face flushed red from different emotions and a thin layer of sweat all over you.

Hisoka pushed himself flushed against you, making you almost one with the window. His head rested on your shoulder, sweat dripping down from his gelled down hair. His makeup was ruined by the sweat of the work, colors all muddy, and trickling as if he had cried.

The hand on your shoulder came to grip your neck without squeezing, his other snaking down between your legs. He rubbed your clit furiously, making your hips wiggle against him, looking to escape the over-sensitivity.

Hisoka turned your face to him, locking lips with you, his tongue dancing and dominating yours. Saliva came from the corner of both your mouths, coldly running down your heated flesh.

"You've been such a good girl~"

"I think we might finally give Llumi the heir he wants. Make your belly swell, and your breasts heavy with milk." He moaned lowly, burying his face in your neck.

"Having you bedridden and all for us," he raked his nails softly down your stomach ramming into you harder.

His hips stuttered, but he kept going at it deeper, making you bounce against the window. He then came with a loud moan head thrown back and pushing you entirely against the window. Lodging himself inside as cum shot into your womb without stopping. He languidly thrust as the pleasure overrun his body, making some cum drip down your thighs.

Hisoka panted heavily and grabbed your body when you fell back into his chest. He smiled, kissing the crown of your head, watching your chest heave. His hands softly caressed your forearms leaving goosebumps in their wake. He admired the marks already darkening all-around your neck, and it pulled a chuckled from him.

Hisoka pulled you into him and hoisting you in his arms, carrying you like a child to the bathroom. He held you in one arm while he filled the tub with warm water.

As the water rose, he sat you down on the sink counter, your tired head leaning against his chest as he softly drew circles on your back. Mesmerized, watching his hand moving on your back through the mirror. He was satisfied. So much so, he couldn't be happier. He kissed your temple, hearing the water echo closer, so he turned it off, slipping himself slowly into the tub and bringing you with him. The tub wasn't made for two, but he snuggled you into his chest to make it fit.

Hisoka kissed you again, feeling especially cuddly at the moment, basking in the afterglow of your little escapade within home. His hand grabbed the fluffy sponge, and gently he cleaned your back as you napped on him.

"I can get used to this, little one," he mumbled against your hair, nuzzling you.

The door to the bathroom creaked, and he turned his attention to it.

There was no one in sight as the door opened slightly. Hisoka looked down to see your black cat walking gingerly to the tub and stopping in front of it to sit down. The cat's vivid yellow eyes rivaled Hisoka's. It made the hunter a bit jealous that you had already seen them in the feline before looking at himself.

Annoyed Hisoka glared at the cat, rolling out his tongue like a kid.

"She's mine now, so go away" you stirred in your sleepy state and turned your head toward the cat, eyes still closed.

The cat gave a meow, seeing that you were moving, so that meant you were awake. Hisoka shushed him, slightly splashing water and making the cat scramble away.

"Serves you right, you'll wake my darling" he was still glaring at the door, his cheek nuzzled on top of your head. The cat sneaked his face out, looking at the two of you from the door frame.

"Hisoka," you slurred. Hisoka's mood turned playful, listening to you calling out to him in your sleep.

"Yes, pet?~"

“Stop being jealous of the cat" with that, you turned your head to the other side, leaving him annoyed and alone as you dive into a deep sleep.