#worst night EVER

[punk-o-ween]

NXT WHAT IF I CRIED. THEN WHAT. WHAT WOULD HAPPEN THEN HUH.

[victoriawaterfield]

beloved tumblr mutual unfollowed me head in hands . cannot tell if this was an accident or not

[bxcktovampyrs]

DIARY ENTRY 2

Oh my god I had the worst night ever but it was like not that bad? I sound so overdramatic and weird right now, I’m super drunk.

But, I met this dude at a music festival the other day and he’s like mid attractive but hella confident so he’s sexy yk and anyway I met him only bc I saw this rly hot girl at the festival and I went and asked for her number cuz she had such amazing vibes and then she introduced me to the people she was hanging out w and he happened to be one of them.

We hung out for like an hour (we being the group) and then I left and he and i did exchange info but it wasn’t in a flirty way, or I didn’t think it was? I didn’t get those vibes at least, and I made it clear I was interested in the girl.

Well anyway today he messaged me asking how my day was going and i was like yeah it’s fine haha and we texted a little and then he was like I totally wanna do a movie night w you sometime. And i was like um oh ok haha …. idk im pretty busy and then he was like well are you free tn? and i idk i was like yeah i am, lol and he was like ok i can get some pizza and we can watch a movie.

so anyway ig my survival skills finally decided to slowly kick in in the worst way possible and i was like yeah sure! but lemme bring my best friend. (wow genius, what the fuck is she gonna do she’s barely 100lbs soaking wet) but hey idk it made me feel better she was there. so i brought her and we went to his house. and ate pizza n watched the minions and drank wine.

sounds great right??? NOPE! the way this man wouldn’t stop hitting on me OPENLY. like it was so bad. he was like wow you have such sexy legs. and i was like um ok thx. and he kept bringing up sexual topics and making sex jokes which was so weird and they were so directed. he was at one point like, the hottest women are tall women. (i’m 6’) and i was like oh ok haha. and he was like idk it’s not a dommy mommy thing for me, i just love the challenge of getting a tall woman. WHO SAYS THAT WHAT

and he later straight up was like wow you’re so snatched, sorry i can’t look at you i’ll get a boner. HE WASNT JOKING

he wasn’t joking

he like hid his dick for the next four minutes

it was rly awkward

i’m gonna kill myself that was horrible

he drove us home and then after he dropped us off he like lingered before leaving which was so weird and then he texted me this weird text about how he’s super attracted to both of us and sorry if he made us uncomfy. and then he told me wanted to give me head.

like

said that

to me

what

the

fuck

ok diary, i’m gonna go jump off a bridge bye

[eddiexmunsn]

where’s eddie when i need him 🥲

tonight i had the biggest fight ive had with my dad in a long time. and we used to fight constantly. it ended with me leaving the house in my pajamas, crying and panicking, sitting on the sidewalk in a puddle down the street in a rainstorm

and boy what i would give for eddie to have come pick me up and bring me back to his trailer. or even neighbor!eddie, who taps on my bedroom window later that night and he doesn’t even have to ask if i’m okay because he knows the answer. he just climbs into my bed and sits in the silence with me until i’m ready to talk or want a distraction. i just wish i wasn’t alone in this. or in any of it. i wish i had someone

[eat-my-ass-bethany]

I have to wash my memory foam pillow, so I'm stuck with the regular pillows tonight

[cheaploafs]

if anythings getting reposted on their own its them …

[rottengurlz]

she’s like if the virgin mary smoked a pack of pall malls every day 🚬

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

Vox has terrible taste in men. Like between Alastor, a canabalistic serial killer with the worst haircut I've ever seen who is both aroace & so emotionally constipated and egotistical that he can't even FRIENDZONE you because that'd be showing weakness, and Valentino, a fucking serial abuser/rapist who is so fucking stupid and bull-headed that you have to scream in his face to make him listen and even then only understands what you're trying to tell him after you've gone through a step by step process of the most basic ideas, that man can NOT catch a break dear god-

His taste in women is pretty good tho Velvette's great :)

[jollyreginaldrancher]

They look like they're about to engage in the world's saddest lap dance

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

Happy new year!! Thank you all so much for the love and support over this past year, it means the world!! 💫🩷

[kendyroy]

i take comfort in knowing that logan’s happy right now with his new family

[skitskatdacat63]

Happy birthday to my forty three shades of Fernando 🥳🎉

Let me know which is your fav variant!

Top from left to right: Matador, Nnadopoleon, Aston(obv), Boy King AU, Bond AU

Bottom from left to right: Ferrari, Post Retirement Vegas Magician Fernando, Renault

[priceofreedom]

World's most uncomfortable Skywheel ride 😂 FF7 Rebirth 32 / ?

Bonus:

[skyblueartt]

I CANT STOP DRAWING WILLIAM AFTONNNN. Freak guy

[royaltea000]

I’ve never felt so conflicted about a franchise in my life but at least this dude was hot

[xxplastic-cubexx]

every morning 4am this is what i see when i wake