#wormchamp72's trials and tribulations

[wormchamp72]

If I may ask, what happened between you and Maximus P?

...How do I begin?

This is a sore subject for me, but since you so politely asked, I suppose This Worm can spill his secrets.

We were friends once. Good friends. Best friends, even. He was my only comrade, my steadfast companion, the only one who really, truly understood me. We were thick as thieves, the two of us. We walked 2 school 2gether...we rode bikes 2gether...we even read the same Creepypastas.

I started noticing something...different about Maximus around early October. He was being more friendly with Brayden (he knows how I feel about Brayden). I tried bringing this up 2 him, but he shrugged it off and told me that their parents were friends, so he had 2 keep up appearances. (What a load of B$ that turned out 2 be...)

Then it was the night of the October dance. The week before Halloween. Maximus and I had agreed 2 forsake this frivolous affair of the masses and instead have a sleepover at my place 2 watch It (2017) because my parents said it was okay (Maximus P's on the other hand...what they don't know can't hurt them). But late in2 the evening I waited, until it became clear he was never 2 arrive...

On Monday, I grilled him about it, only for him 2 say he "ended up going 2 the dance after all." I reluctantly forgave him, but little did I know what was 2 come...

Halloween.

Every year we go Trick or Treating. Every. Single. Year. No exceptions. Since we were seven. We even do duo costumes. This year? I was Jeff the Killer, and Maximus was 2 be Ben Drowned.

But once again, he fell through. I sat at my porch waiting for hours, hissing at passerby and telling them 2 "take one." They couldn't tell how I was truly feeling behind my painted smile...I thought, is this how Jeff feels?

Then I saw Maximus P. pass by. And not in a Ben Drowned costume. And not alone.

Yes...perhaps you have sussed it out by now. Maximus was Eddie Munson...and Steve Harrington? He was standing right beside him, wearing the face of none other than my mortal enemy, Brayden. And the betrayal is made all the worse by the fact that Maximus is a known Steddie shipper.

Maximus awkwardly waved when he noticed my burning gaze. He and Brayden walked up my steps and said, "Trick or Treat."

How could he? How, after all our years 2gether, all our years of stalwart friendship, how could he betray me like this and then have the AUDACITY 2 come right up and say "Trick or Treat?" Right to my face?

I stood (with eyes Dry) and grabbed a fistful of candy. "TRICK!!!!" I shouted, throwing a mass of Halloween sweets in his face. "TRICK!!! TRICK!!!"

He looked baffled, and he and Brayden retreated in2 the night. I could hear them chuckling as they went...

I knew then that this must have been exactly how Jeff felt. Scorned. Abandoned. Mocked.

Completely, utterly...alone.

So that, dear Anon, is what happened between me and Maximus P. It is not a happy story...frankly, it is one I wish I didn't have 2 tell. But I must. And I must live with it. Every single day.

[wormchamp72]

Can a Worm not like Jeff the Killer anymore

[wormchamp72]

Never mind

[wormchamp72]

hiii!! im a new jeff the killer fan :p how do you recommend i enjoy the character of jeff appropriately? xD

First of all, you need 2 know that NO ONE. And I mean no one. Can tell you how 2 truly enjoy Jeff the Killer. Every person is unique... it is wrong 2 assume that 1 man's pleasure is every man's pleasure. Each person must form their own unique relationship with scintillating character that is Jeff the Killer (though 2 some, he is more than a character).

HOWEVER.

I, Wormchamp72, do have my... opinions.

While no one can dictate how you enjoy Jeff the Killer, there are certainly some ways that are better than others. Some ways, I shudder to think of...

So if you want 2 know how to enjoy Jeff appropriately, you have come 2 the right place.

DO NOT "cutesify" him. Ugh....what a thought. You may be shocked 2 hear me say this...after all, who would do such a thing 2 Jeff? The answer may be far worse than you thought...all too often I am scrolling my beloved "dash" and find nothing but UWU YAOI (2 be clear I do support yaoi it is art too and I support the gay rights movement nothing but love 2 my gay supporteers u are loved and seen by The Worm) BOY BL CUTE XOXO UWUWUWUWUWU OWO I WANT TO KISS JEFF THE KILLER HOT STEAMY MAKEOUT SESH JEFF X TOBI TICCIJEFF EROTIC NSFT. UGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (2 be clear no hate is meant)

Need I say why that is porblematic? I could go on.....send asks if u want me 2 go on or actually i will make my own post about it ugghhhh I am seething just thinking about it I saw art of jeff and Ticci Tobi without SHIRTS uggggh now I understand if it is for a tastefull piece of art such as a rendition of Michaelangelo's David where jeff the Killer is the one pointing and Ticcie Tobi is the other guy (sorry I dont jnow bibnle lore I grew up in an aethiest household) but THIS HAD S3XUAL IMPLICATIONS shown by there blushing UGGGGHHHH I almost thought of BLOCKING THE TAG OF JEFF BUT I LOVE IT 22222 MUCH 2 BLOCK GET OFF OF HERE IF U POST NSFT JEFF ART (Not safe 4 tumbler)

Do not fetishize his pain and suffering. Now, one may take a brief look at my blog (does not apply 2 followers (love)) and think that I am part of the problem in romanticizing Jeff's suffering. However, if you read more than a couple of my posts, you will see that I truly understand Jeff's pain and am not romanticizing it. I simply relate 2 it on an emotional level that others cannot truly understand. Thus it is perfectly alright when I do it but when others try to romanticize his pain it comes off as disingenuous. If you want me 2 judge if you are allowed to relate 2 Jeff the Killer like I can, send me an ask and I will tell you if you can.

Do not make fun of him. I have seen all too many posts calling him "dumb" or a "loser." Grrrrr....How do you Not Understand that YUOU are PART OF THE PROBLEM when u do that????? That is the readon Jeff has BURNS AND CUT HIS MOUTH OPEN YOU 3FFOING #@$%^T!@$%^&*(*&^%$%^&*I(O*&^%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE HE 3FFING BULLIES WHO DO U HTHINK U ARE BEING A CREEPYPASTA FAN AYUJ U ARE NOT A REAL FAN IF YOU DON THESE THINGS U ARE THE BULLIES NBHJJNN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do not ignore Jeff's burn scars. They are a crucial part of his character. There are many interpretations, but whatever you do, do not ignore them in favor of making him more "attractive." It is alright 2 find Jeff a little attractive, but if you have 2 take away his scars 2 do so...take a long look at yourself and rethink your values.

Other than that feel free 2 enjoy Jeff the Killer however you please. Lots of Love,

Wormchamp72, resident Jeff the Killer Expert.

[wormchamp72]

If you're going to be annoying about a ship that isn't even related to creepypasta, don't tag it as creepypasta. Also stop with the pro/ anti bs . Shipping is dumb .

Let's get one thing straight:

Wormchamp72 IS Creepypasta.

I don't know if you've noticed, but if you've looked through my post history, you will see what I mean.

There is no Wormchamp72 without Creepypasta. New trends may come and go, but Creepypasta will always stay. This is why I tag everything with Creepypasta...it is a window into how I see the world. And of course I tag everything with Jeff The Killer since I believe he and I have similar viewpoints...similar souls, even. You could say that I am simply showing my true self, putting my heart out on display for the denizens of the web.

I can see that opening up my heart has also opened me up 2 haters. Perhaps, when you are a subversive individual like myself, it is 2 be expected. But that is okay...I will prevail. The love of my fans and my passion for the world of Creep keeps me going each day.

In regards to the "pro/anti b$":

I am neither a "pro" nor an "anti" (unless you mean "anti-bullying"). It seems you get my point very clearly. It IS all bull$h1t. But it seems that is where we diverge...you think it's B$ because you think these people's interests are dumb...I think it's B$ because there is no need for division. If we put aside our differences, we can finally address what REALLY matters.

I will let you figure that 1 out on your own.

[wormchamp72]

AT DEATH'S DOOR.

Walked in the rain too long like a b@d@$$. Mother warned me to put on a coat lest I catch a cold...perhaps for once she was right. But even in her rightness she is wrong...What I have caught is MUCH worse than an 3FFING cold. It kept me off my beloved blog for two days (apologies to my followers. Love) and away from my Creepypastas (of course it could not stop me from imagining them, but even then, my brain was addled with fog).

But I am back.

With a vengeance.

Make no mistake...I am not like Brayden. I will not let a pathetic "FLU" keep me down. I won't give up without a fight...That's what Jeffrey would do.

Anyway...followers (and other viewers) please wear protection.

[wormchamp72]

I am sorry.

I am sorry followers (love) and others if I have come across as unwelcoming. The only people I do not welcome are people like Brayden (my enemy) and Maximus P. (my betrayer). As long as you are a true Creepypasta or Slither.io fan you are welcome on my blog.

It has recently come to my attention that I have come off as "bait." I am nothing but genuine. I will continue to be myself as I always have been, but my arms will be wide open. Open to new Creepypasta fans...to new mutuals...to new...friends...?

"Friends." An unfamiliar word...but not an unwelcome one.

/srs

[wormchamp72]

Today during PE we played soccer. And Brayden decided to make a mockery of me in front of my peers. I was standing in the corner of the field and trying to ruminate. (if you know you know.) And then Brayden was trying to score a goal and ran into me for no reason.

And I fell. In the 3FFING mud. And everyone 3FFING LAUGHED.

Who the 3FF does BRAYDEN think he is????? Thinks he can make a fool of me??? And then Coach has the audacity to say I'M the 1 not being a team player...

So then in English I smiled at my enemy from across the room.

Not a normal smile. But a Jeff the Killer smile. One that promised vengeance.

He will be sorry.....I will have my revenge BRAYDEN.

[wormchamp72]

why’s braydon your sworn enemy? mind elaborating a bit?

Ever heard of the class war, d1p$h1t?

[wormchamp72]

The moment you turn 15 this blog will be your most embarrassing moment BADHAJAJJSKA

Heh. Fool. You really think I, Wormchamp72, would feel embarrassed for speaking my truth? If so, you clearly misunderstand the sort of worm I am...

*smirks* BTW. I found this picture online...this you? (And yes I am insinuating that u are being childish and need 2 grow up...serves u right. No I do not actually think that is you in the picture it is a stock photo I got from the internet. But it just goes 2 show...don't mess with the worm!!! *growls mencingly*)

[wormchamp72]

What have I done?

No, that is the wrong question.

What have I done 2 myself?

Indeed. What have I done 2 myself...once, we were like brothers, the two of us. The hand that threw the first snowball was just as much his as it was mine; as I have slain an innocent man, so too have I died. My anger, my passion; in my haste, they become one ugly force. I played the hand I was dealt, or so I thought...I should have folded. A good man knows when 2 quit, but I am not a good man. I can see that for myself, now. I am no more righteous than any sinner; it was foolish of me 2 think otherwise.

I had a dream---a nightmare, 2 be precise. In my nightmare I look into the mirror and see the face of Brayden staring back at me. No, I say, I'm not like you...but then Brayden's face twists into an evil grin. A grin that says, Stop lying 2 yourself, Wormchamp. We're really not so different, you and I... disgusted, I turn away from the glass only 2 find Maximus P standing beside me. He does not say a word, just looks at me with a disappointed expression. And just as I am about 2 tell him how I really feel...

I wake up.

[wormchamp72]

After many trials and tribulations (#wormchamp72's trials and tribulations), I have completed the first of my many messengers of vengeance...Brayden will get his comeuppance soon enough...

What is the reason that you use me thus? I loved you ever. But it is no matter. Let Hercules himself do what he may, The cat will mew, and dog will have his day.

[wormchamp72]

you do not need to train wold birds to do your bidding, you need to respect nature and the lives of wild animals. you got an unsatisfactory answer and went elsewhere? even when someone warned you about fucking bird flu? grow up.

Scoff...clearly you have not been keeping up with The Worm. I reblogged these asks and CLEARLY stated that I would not be putting these birds at risk. I of all people would know the value of bird life and love, and I would not wish the avian flu on my worst enemy...that's right. Not even Brayden.

And I sent these asks at the same time (it is good 2 consult multiple experts). They simply got answered at different times.

Grow up? Ha...try looking in a mirror and saying that again.

[wormchamp72]

Brayden and I are continuing 2 struggle with our Hidden Heroes of the Revolutionary War project. Sorry, maybe I forgot 2 update you...yes, this is the project Brayden and I have been forced 2 collaborate on, and it is going as well as you would imagine...

Naturally, this project appeals 2 me as an underdog myself. We were assigned 2 research Salem Poor, a b@d@$$ soldier who bought his freedom from slavery and fired the last shot at the Battle of Bunker Hill, killing a British Lieutenant...

But BRAYDEN isn't taking this assignment seriously enough. And it is a big project AND the teacher does not do individual grades based on the amount of effort each person puts in (so if one person does all the work but the other slacks off, they get the same grade)...so, let's just say...I'm SCREWED.

Brayden keeps goofing off with Hunter, and when I kindly remind him we have a project 2 do, he says something like "Yeah yeah" in his haughty voice and keeps slacking off...needless to say, I am p1ssed.

Not to mention presenting with Brayden will be a nightmare...

[wormchamp72]

Feeding birds is fine, try researching the foods crows like as well as the conditions they like to eat in (hight of food, type of feeder/or in a dish, distance from house). This would encourage them to come around more often so that you can observe them! However keep in mind that this takes a LONG time, if you already have crowns near you it would still take months to get them to come around your house all the time.

It’s best not to interact with them though! Desensitizing your local crows to human interaction could get them hurt in a few ways, plus it could get you or others sick.

Ah...it seems I forgot about the Avian Flu. A tragedy indeed...perhaps I will have 2 forgo this route on my quest for vengeance in favor of something "tamer" (ha...ironic. "Tamer" yet it will not involve taming...) I will still feed them with crow-appropriate food (and use gloves when handling said food).

[wormchamp72]

Wormchamp72: First Blood

That's right...today I made my move.

Today I returned 2 school. As you may remember, my enemy Brayden was due for a taste of his own medicine. As I waited in line I felt the frigid chill of Winter...but it did not phase me. I watched the wind through the skeletal black branches of trees and listened 2 the caw of ravens like an omen overhead...it seemed death was ever present on this morn.

Come the first ring of the school bell I entered the classroom. Our professor announced that we would have new seating arrangements this semester...and that we would have the opportunity 2 submit the name of someone we would like 2 be seated with.

Now, what I am about to tell you might be hard 2 believe, considering the details I have previously shared (RE: Brayden).

But I wrote Brayden's name down on that piece of paper.

You know what they say...

"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer."

Let's just say, my enemy is about 2 be real close.