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*Smirks knowingly*...Time 2 Start a Movement.

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what if i get mpregged for 9 months and then abort it before birth so that i can have the mpreg experience without bringing new life into the world?

This has given me a lot 2 think about.

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I know you’ve been hungry for some more art…heh. I have too. And you know there’s nothing The Worm loves more than patronizing small artists. So here we are:

Hunter drew us some “Ponysonas”…heh. Needless 2 say, The Worm is looking good in black and grey with a Slither.io “cutie mark.” B@d@$$ much?

Hunter’s Pony name is Morning Sky and has a soccer Cutie Mark (RE: Hunter plays soccer). What gorgeous hair…breaking gender norms dare I say! When I said that, Hunter seemed a bit uncomfortable…he’s just scared of being in the limelight! I told him it’s okay. Not everyone can start a movement like the Worm…sometimes you just have 2 be yourself and maybe spark a movement on the way.

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Hunter is stealing You from Us.

Anon, how would you feel if Hunter was reading this right now? Because at this very moment, he is standing beside me as I blog. Courteously turning his head away from the computer, as I have kindly requested of him. You see, anon, I have sworn 2 Hunter that someday, when he is ready, I will reveal the deepest part of my soul (my blog) 2 him. But now I see this message and I worry. Not for my own comfort, no. I worry that Hunter will see my blog and witness your unfounded hatred for him. I worry that he will find himself at the mercy of bullies such as yourself.

Yes, bullies.

Because that is what you have become.

Please do not assume that I have forgotten the pain of my own so-called friend’s betrayal (and other such incidents RE: Mother’s Pregnancy). I know from experience how excruciating it is like 2 watch the ones you love distance themselves from you, leaving you 2 wallow in the dusty gutter of despair as they prance down the sidewalk of “new friends”. So I understand your apprehension, anon, and I do not want you 2 suffer any longer. Know that The Worm is tied, by blood and by blogposts, 2 his loyal Wormchat. The Worm will NEVER abandon you. But still I cannot abide by unnecessary accusations against someone who I have grown 2 care for…someone who, in many ways, is a lot like you and me. He deserves acceptance. Not harassment. Don’t we all?

We do not need 2 fight. This does not need 2 be a battle of Wormchat VS Hunter. You are both one and the same in the eyes of The Worm: irreplaceable, incredible, and worthy of His love.

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This is truly saddening. Jeff the Killer's purpose is simple: 2 put a smile on the faces of the weary, 2 give strength 2 the underdogs, 2 counteract the cruelty of bullies. But 2 cause anger? No. Absolutely not (unless, of course, you count "upsetting the culture of apathy perpetuated by the masses"). JTK engenders love and acceptance, not fury and wrath. The only conclusion I can come 2 is that these hospital-going BAKAS do not understand good art. Sigh…poor media literacy is a serious problem!

And so,

For a tragic misunderstandings I was baned from the bring your son to work day at my hospital farther’s job.

Ge was giving his patience the stuff that makes them sleepy for the surgery and I was trying to help so I showed them a pciture of Jeff Killer on my phone and told them GP TO SLEEP.

They got mad. 😞

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Heh...still giggling from the shenanigans that occurred at Hunter's slumber party. I introduced him 2 Sonic EXE, a Creepypasta I thought he may enjoy due 2 his appreciation for Sonic the Normal Hedgehog. Boy, did it scare him! Chills down his spine...we read it aloud and could barely get a wink of sleep the rest of the night...Thank goodness we didn't choose Jeff the Killer!

Naturally, as the night ventured deeper, we got 2 the part of the slumber party where the slumberers share some of their most intimate secrets...and let's just say I'll never look at Hunter the same way again.

I confided in Hunter that I wouldn't mind "dating" a boy if he was handsome (ie long black hair, a charming smile, etc)! Oh how we giggled!

But Hunter's confession...how shocked I was! Shocked...but not appalled. In fact, I found my heart warmed at this new bit of information he had never shared before...

My dear Wormchat:

Hunter is a brony.

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I asked Hunter if he'd ever had a "GF." Unsuprisingly, he said no...heh. Not everyone can "play the field" like The Worm.

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After much research I have decided I am going 2 get some "babes". Many Sigmas frequently report woo-ing numerous amounts of Hot Babes, and since I myself am a Sigma, I figured it's time I do the same.

I may have ruined my shot with Claire, but there are plenty of fish in the sea...and, well, what do fisherman use as bait?

Heh...thats right. A Worm.

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Hunter and are I having a “slumber party” 2day. Heh…excited 2 “gossip” about “girls.”

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Everyone talks abt mpreg but what about theypreg... what abt me..

I'm tired of this. I'm tired of this ceaseless fight over "mpreg this" and "theypreg that." All you LGBTQMPREG+ folks (peace and love!) talk of nothing but getting pregnant. LGBTQ? More like HETERONORMATIVE.

Pregnancy? Birth? Bringing life in2 the world? Shame. Shame on you.

I am tired of having 2 hide my beliefs behind a veneer of civility. I am coming out and saying it.

I. Do NOT. Support. MPREG.

There. I said it. Loud and clear.

But don't get me wrong. This is not because I don't support the LGBTQIA+. This is not because I think "Men can't get pregnant." Bah! An antiquated notion...

No. This is because I DO NOT SUPPORT BIRTH!

I am a firm antinatalist and I will accept nothing less. MPREG. FPREG. THEYPREG. How about NOPREG! Get an abortion!

That's right, GET AN 3FF1NG ABORTION ALREADY! I DONT CARE IF YOURE AN M F OR THEY JUST GET AN 3FF1NG ABORTION (unless you don't want one! Your body your choice!)

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Enough of those women whose “arms with twining flowers resting on their laps on the morning of departure” should be feared by soldiers; women as nurses perpetuating weakness and age, domesticating men for their personal pleasures or their material needs! … Enough women who create children just for themselves, keeping them from any danger or adventure, that is, any joy; keeping their daughter from love and their son from war! … Enough of those women, the octopuses of the hearth, whose tentacles exhaust men’s blood and make children anemic, women in carnal love who wear out every desire so it cannot be renewed!

Women are Furies, Amazons, Semiramis, Joans of Arc, Jeanne Hachettes, Judith and Charlotte Cordays, Cleopatras, and Messalinas: combative women who fight more ferociously than males, lovers who arouse, destroyers who break down the weakest and help select through pride or despair, “despair through which the heart yields its fullest return:’Let the next wars bring forth heroines like that magnificent Catherine Sforza, who, during the sack of her city, watching from the ramparts as her enemy threatened the life of her son to force her surrender, heroically pointing to her sexual organ, cried loudly: “Kill him, I still have the mold to make some more!”

So true!

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You're so sigma

I know. It is who I am and who I was meant 2 be. I tried telling Hunter that maybe he is a Sigma Male but he did not like such a label being applied 2 him. I chuckled and shook my head…perhaps he isn’t a Sigma. If that is the case our friendship is truly something revolutionary…

A Sigma and a Beta friends? Heh…who would’ve thought.

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does anyone else wanna stand @ the bottom of this hill with me and hope nobody bombs a hill into us

Is this an attempt 2 mock my trauma? It wasn’t my fault they were standing at the bottom of the hill. They should have known I was going 2 scoot down because one must always be on their toes when in a two mile radius of The Worm (in which they both live meaning they must always be on their toes) because you never know when he will do something brave, bold, and passionately, uniquely original like Scoot Down a Dangerous Hill In2 A Group Of No Good Bakas (minus Hunter).

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Mpreg? more like!! Impregnate... you! *Impregnates you*

*begins thrashing violently as the contractions begin*

*screams in pain*

"It's happening!" I howl as I feel the "baby" coming.

"Quick! He's in labor!" Jeff the Killer intones and opens his hands 2 catch the "baby" that will soon eject from my body.

*yowls and gesticulates wildly as the "baby" emerges from my @nu$ (seeing as I have no w0mb because you have impregnated a male! This is what happens you sick freaks. This is what happens when you surprise impregnate males on the internet without so much as a simple "Hello, may I impregnate you?"!!! This is what happens!)*

"I see it! I--" Jeff the Killer gasps when he catches the "baby". "Wormchamp something is wrong."

*peeks at what I have created*

"What?!! What happened?" I demand breathlessly.

"You haven't given birth 2 a baby," Jeff the Killer states.

"You've given birth 2 a movement."

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you should support mpreg because it goes against societal norms, and if you look at the past usually the things that society was shunning were completely harmless

like LGBTQ+, LGBTQ+ was shunned for being weird but now we realize that it’s okay

and mpreg is heavily associated with LGBTQ+

mpreg is the future

Mpreg is heavily associated with LGBTQ+? This I did not know. As a champion of the LGBTQ+ community, The Worm finds himself at a crossroads. Should he champion Mpreg in turn, or should he turn his back on a horde of mpregs simply longing for acceptance?

2 that I say:

Come here pregnant ms. Th Worm’s arms are wide open…and ready 2 embrace you.

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im infertile and both mpreggers and anti-mpreggers beat my ass yesterday so maybe we should just ban them both 💔

That is not an option…and frankly I don’t believe your story. Mpregs and anti mpregs teaming up 2 beat your @$$? Shaking my head. I wasn’t born yesterday. I don’t believe everything I read on Tumblr.

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This almost brings a tear 2 my eye…I look at this party with a wistful feeling in my heart. It’s almost like I was there before…standing in the room with Jeff and friends…living,laughing…loving.

another drawing for my moot @wormchamp72!!

i gave some of ‘em special party outfits

(i know the party looks lame, i’ve never been to a party before, i’m lame)

i hid my persona in the background lol

alternate picture with each character labeled vv