#razor scooter

[nyx-of-darkness-1620]

New torture method: razors.

I’m not talking about those contraptions meant to shave your unwanted personal pricklies, but the pushy-go-vroom-vrooms that when they hit you makes your ankles want to cry almost as much as you want to.

These little duo-devil-mobiles are vicious. It’s like they’re designed to cause kids the most pain possible while riding them (not that I blame them)

And yet, they’re still so fun to ride! My favorite is going down a big hill with them :)

For those who are confused, I’m talking about these little oversized meat skates:

Get hit with one of these and it’s lights out for your toes.

Like just imagine how the scene will go:

Captor: Bring out the razors.

Captive: oh no

*razor scooters emerge, silver glinting demonically in the eerie half-light*

Captive: oh fuck it’s worse

[tri-bi-blast]

The nice th8ng about chasing a bus down hill,is that all you have to do to actually catch up, is let gravity do 2/3 the work. How do I know this?

Exhibit A: my fat ass leaving my karate dojo to find my bus is leaving, and then almost scaring my self sh-less as I let gravity pull me down bricked sidewalks wh8le I'm riding a scooter I got when I was 9, just to finally catch it, 3 stops down

[rat-at-heart]

On his way to steal your girl and no ankles will be safe

[nostalgiahime]

Toys & Gadgets from American Girl Magazine (2000) [✩]

[suckmyskinnyballsmia]

Tw… this is graphic for people who know…

Razor scooter to the ankle is how this year has gone and is ending…

[iicherrl]

costco carts are the new razor scooter

[yuletidenerdiness]

Christmas, 2000

[rockmiyabideusexmachina]

Megaman Production Art Scan of the Day #722:

Maylu's Kickboard Scooter Item Design Sheet [Rockman.EXE #1 ~ Meiru's Kickboard <Razor Type> (Revised Feb. 2002)]

Notations include: - Light - Step BL(ack?) - Folded position - Size comparison to Meiru

Full Resolution Scan: https://imgbox.com/IZOkKkhb

[qwanderer]

Bought a used razor scooter and helmet off my sister. Got strict instructions to not push it and wipe out on the way home.

I pushed it a little, and wiped out a little. Now I know the limits I guess! And I have some very handsome scraped knees.

I feel like growing up from being a low-key chronically ill little girl to a sturdy, active genderless adult has left me with some little boy energy to burn off.

Might dig my knee pads out of my roller skating bag next time, though!

[moonbeam-darling]

I can see that thing destroying shins like a razor scooter

[sensitivelystoned]

It’s a razor scooter to the ankle type of day

[liideway]

https://www.liidewayscooter.com

[rat-at-heart]

Will race you to the end of the driveway and back for a cosmic brownie

[awhitewomansinstagram]

Yesss I’m like on the very edge of older gen z (2003) and I remember growing up with like, the leapfrog thing for kids and the original Wii as the big “gaming” systems lollll, I think when I finally got a laptop (probably when I was 11 or 12?) one of the first games I got was zoo tycoon and I was so excited because it was the expansion pack version.

I was around for the Disney channel era of good luck Charlie, Jessie, and Austin and Ally (Jessie ftw), I remember thinking it was so cool that my mom got the iPhone 3 or 4, and when my sister got a DS it was a HUGE deal. My first phone was a tiny little bar phone that I got when I was maybe 11 and then I got a super cheap Samsung at 13 and thought it was so cool because I could play candy crush—no modern social media until I was like 17 or something (I had Facebook i guess, but I don’t think that “counts” as modern anymore)

I was around for toys-r-us before the weird rebrand thing that happened and when the top gift idea for kids was a ripstick or the electric razor scooter. I had zhu zhu pets, a bunch of Webkinz, and an animal jam account on god knows what computer maybe an old shared desktop my family had. Computers still had DVD holders. I knew how to play vhs cassettes and we went to blockbuster (fly high sweet angel) and Redbox or we mail ordered Netflix cds (and a lot of them you had to wait if someone else had the copy) because they werent even a streaming service yet

My middle school was the whole mustache and bacon duct tape craze… still never going to understand how we all somehow fell into that mass psychosis. Sephora barely existed in my consciousness. I saw the last hobbit movie in theaters. The nook tablet at Barnes and noble was “high tech” to me

I survived the cold shoulder shirt phase. My first “concert” was panic at the disco at a festival and I don’t even think pray for the wicked had come out yet

Also I’m apparently in that group of American kids that are like, the last to actually know how to write cursive which is insane to me!!!

By birth year I’m solidly in Gen Z and possibly older Gen z but I feel like I wasn’t raised with a lot of exposure to modern tech other than like, early 2000s Nintendo and like two computer games and Microsoft word. I know it’s more than the very start of Gen z but damn, whenever I meet kids that are born past 2008 I’m like “yeah no I’m going with the millennials”

Anyway u guys wanna trade silly bandz

Millennials this, Gen Z that. But where is my fellow Zillennials at? Those of us who at the start of our lives didn't have cell phones. We had house phones. Well our parents may have had a cell phone but it was the Nokia phone that had the snake game. Those of us who actually had to go outside and play because we didn't have ipads. Those of us who may or may not have had a computer but it was a family computer, one the whole family shared. Those of us who started to learn what an atlas was because teachers thought we'd need to use them but never actually needed to use one. Those of us who learned what an encyclopedias was and actually used them up until late middle school when we finally got to google stuff. Where are you?

[vibingandthrivingouthere]

razor scooters are gay

[jbk405]

Guess who just scooted three miles on a Razor Scooter!