#horrible things with legs

[elodieunderglass]

Into my tag!

Trick or treat!

a treat! one banana duck. plip plap slip!

[elodieunderglass]

I humbly submit these fellows for curation

Thank you - do you mind if I ask what the fuck

[sufficientlylargen]

@elodieunderglass I think you would appreciate this 3D printing project I found for adding legs to an IKEA Lämplig. More images and source files are on Thingiverse, so if you have access to a 3D printer you can make them yourself!

[ataratah]

@bluethursday has shared with me her horrible gardening pot with legs & I humbly tag @elodieunderglass for her assessment.

[phalangelala]

When you open fb for the first time in 3 months and are immediately accosted by this nightmare (but you're secretly delighted because you can send something to your tumblr fav @elodieunderglass )

[alberto-balsalm]

Patent Model - Improvement in Boats for Duck-Shooting, made by Robert Bogle, 1857, in the collection of the Hagley Museum (@hagleyvault) of Wilmington, DE.

Bogle's patent was an improvement to "a low floating boat or battery for trailing and shooting duck and other water-fowl, in which the gunner is secreted, as well as the boat, and protected from the surrounding water, while he can propel the boat toward the game by his feet and legs…" (Patent number: 17,192)

tagging @elodieunderglass because horrible things with legs

[arellebee43]

For some reason, the internet thought I needed an ad of the below product.

....thank you, internet?

[chaos-corvus]

@elodieunderglass

found on craigslist Minneapolis/St Paul

[buckywiththegoodhair86]

@elodieunderglass this horrible thing with legs is in my Air BnB. (This is not just a table, but also a lamp.)

[silverserpent]

i just realized this tag exist, so i wanna ask

@elodieunderglass

have you seen Birdboy?

[elodieunderglass]

Do these count?

Well, they certainly count.

[elodieunderglass]

A polymer teapot someone made. Horrible thing with...finger legs?

I’ve kept this in my inbox because it amuses me to keep looking at it but the time has come to release it to the world. Interestingly I did see this very early on when the person posted it on Reddit (I’ve since lost the post entirely) but you were faster, indicating that the tumblr mutual algorithm is both faster and more targeted than whatever slave labor AI Reddit uses to push content in front of your face. Good job!!! You are so superior to AI in every way

[elodieunderglass]

not furniture but after my grandma died we were cleaning out her house and found this bottle opener made out of a kangaroo arm.

Not furniture, not #horrible things with legs, but definitely shouldn’t be forgotten. What a worthy item, thank you so much. I’m amazed at how it really is just a kangaroo arm bottle opener

[elodieunderglass]

Hat tip @autumnhortsnort thank you. So much. For thinking of me.

Frog costume PNGs

[elodieunderglass]

One for Horrible Things with legs? Though slush ice is a delightful thing so maybe it’s just the legs that are horrible.

I can see that the gimmick is that the legs taste differently and that’s extremely and overwhelmingly desirable to people from the ages of 6-16, before which you don’t care and after which you might be mildly concerned about the plastic and the strange sensuality of the vessel (and also slightly less compelled by novelty items.) Thank you so much for this I love it

[elodieunderglass]

I saw a cursed leg on Mastodon and I thought of you. https://social.anoxinon.de/@ninawillburger/112721442018079038

Well I call that real thoughtful of you, thank you so much!