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I'm sorry, the gremlin ate your words. What did you just say?

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

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Crafts aren't just about making things. They can also be about making space, about making peace, about making a new you. As you transform what's outside, you also transform what's inside.

“Never make fun of someone’s passion because that’s the thing that saves them from the world”

— Unknown

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they are like beautiful tropical birds to me

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The coffee was already made. She unmade it.

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We had a pair of identical twins at the ski club. I eventually learned to tell which was which based on the fact that one wore round glasses and the other wore square glasses. You'll never guess what happened next.

Face-blindness sucks in a queer social group.

What do you mean your hair's green now, I was using it. Not bashing it, I like it, it's great, it suits you. Whoever the fuck you are.

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Apparently I liked this on the last round, which means I can't like it again, so I'll have to express my appreciation the old-fashioned way. Thank you, @cricketcat9, for touching my heart.

Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

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We were eight. We had a great year together, then she disappeared over the summer. Went to her house and it was empty. Found out decades later that her father worked for the foreign service, and they'd been called to Vanuatu. Eventually settled in Australia. "Often" might be a bit of a stretch, but I absolutely do remember her fondly and wish her well even half a century later.

Do you think it's weird to think fondly and often of your first crush even after many decades?

Yes that's weird.

It has me wondering about the mental health of this individual. ; )

No that's normal.

Results

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"You're never alone" (comforting)

...vs...

"You're never alone" (threatening)

was at the nashville zoo a couple weeks ago. talking about animal camouflage but did they have to word it like that

Official ominous sign

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Sound on. How dogs navigate stairs.

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That cardinal must be good luck. You know; color theory.

“If only I had a group of colors from which all other colors can be obtained from mixing”

The humble primary colors:

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It’s 1:30am and I’m sobbing into my pillow.

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GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART

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So it would be really fucked up.

Wouldn't it be fucked up if a Celestial Dragon ate the Sun?

The sun is literally its egg

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Has anyone seen the slightest recently?

does anyone have the foggiest

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I was never harassed as much for dating a man as I was - by the local gay community which was my only community after an interstate move - for dating a woman. You'd think that people who had been on the receiving end of such behavior themselves would know not to do that to others. Turns out that being marginalized isn't the same as being a decent person.