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Ok so I currently don’t have enough little things that are now cannon in my batfam world to make a list right now, so here is how Evil Baha Blast was born

Duke, talking to Jason: so Jason, how does the… *looks at him cautiously*

Jason, confused: what?

Duke: the, Evil Baha Blast? Work?

Jason, looking at Duke with absolute bewilderment: … do you mean the Lazarus pit?

Duke: yeah.

Jason: *starts laughing HYSTERICALLY, and fall out of his chair onto the floor*

Duke, trying so hard not to laugh: am I aloud to laugh at this?

Jason: *starts laughing harder*

Duke just settles for laughing quietly and trying to cover it, but failing miserably, while Jason laughs for another ten minutes. Afterwards they both think Bruce walked in at some point, but neither of them actually know.

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Do ya’ll have any good sci-fi movie/shows to watch???

It doesn’t actually HAVE to be sci-fi, really just anything good and entertaining.

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HEAR ME OUT NOW

What if Steve didn’t jump out of the plane because he didn’t want to live without Bucky.

It makes too much sense.

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A list of things that are in fact cannon in my own little batfam world

- “Are we getting Jason’ed???” Something you say when you think you’re about to die by the hands of the joker.- Coined by Steph, when she thought she was gonna die at the hands of the joker with Tim. Is now used by everyone.

- WWRHD = What Would Red Hood Do?- was coined by Steph, is now used in every situation possible by every bat kid.

- Evil Baha Blast = The Lazarus Pit- was coined by Duke, when he thought that saying the actual name might trigger Jason. Jason laughed his ass off for about 10 minutes and has not called it by its actual name since.

Will continue this when I come up with more.

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Crack au about Jason being back from the dead + Tim being adopted before

Jason, back from the dead: don’t be alarmed I am not a ghost

Tim, on an hour of sleep: that is exactly what a ghost would say

Jason, raising on eye brow: okay fair but would a ghost do this *punches Tim in the shoulder hard*

Tim, holding his shoulder, in anger: YOURS WOULD!

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Kon: Why are you staring at me so intently?

Tim, completely casually: I think I want to stab you with Kryptonite a few times. In different areas. For science.

Kon: ...why is my best friend considering torturing me?

Tim: I'm wondering if it takes you down so badly because it is truly that dangerous to you or if the invulnerablility of Kryptonians gives you a weak pain tolerance.

Kon: And you're asking me, a half human, instead of Clark or Kara?

Tim: They'd start telling Bruce about my "concerning villainous behavior" again.

Kon: And I won't?

Tim: I've kept fighting through pneumonia, a gunshot wound, and broken bones. And you go down when I poke you with a rock. Come on, you've got to be curious.

Kon: ...okay, I am a little curious.

Tim: YES! You won't regret this!

Kon: I will absolutely regret this.

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Apparently I CAN write songs when I feel angsty???????

Edit: TWO VERSES IN YALL (I have yet to write the chorus)

I gave up on the song. BUT I WROTE A NEW ONE AND FINISHED IT FUCK YEAH

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Little PJO post cause I thought of it

What if Estelle also had rampant ADHD just naturally? (I also head-canon her as a complete menace)

Percy, walking into the kitchen and three am to see someone raiding his cupboards: *jumps* AH

Sixteen year old Estelle, broke into Percy’s house for snacks and coffee: *also jumps* AH

Percy: what are you doing here????

Estelle: we ran out of snacks and coffee.

Percy, who came into the kitchen for snacks and coffee: *shrugs* make me a cup.

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IT IS 3:38 AM AND I GOT PERIOD BLOOD ON MY FAVORITE BLANKET. I CANNOT SLEEP WITH ANY OTHER BLANKET. HELP.

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You know what I think would be really fucking funny?

If Natasha had no fucking concept of money.

She can do almost anything, but pick out a cheap shirt? She will pick a 60 dollar shirt.

Get an expensive designer bag? She will pick a 20 dollar bag from target.

Little bonus

Natasha: *picks up bag* this is cute.

Peter: Natasha that’s $1,000.

Natasha: yeah. That’s cheap right?

Peter: *dies in poor kid*

Clint, recording: *dies in this is fucking hilarious*

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Hi! DC fan here who only watches the shows for cannon media, this is a message to DC

I want you to listen very carefully here

A. Show. Can. Still. Be. Good. Without. The. Main. Character. Losing. Everything. Constantly. Or. Everything. Changing. Constantly.

One more time

A👏SHOW👏CAN👏STILL👏BE👏GOOD👏WITHOUT👏THE👏MAIN👏CHARACTER👏LOSING👏EVERYTHING👏CONSTANTLY👏OR👏EVERYTHING👏CHANGING👏CONSTANTLY👏

Thank you.

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Diana’s (wonderwoman) mom would look at MCU Peter Parker and go “this one is allowed on the island.” With no explanation whatsoever.

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As a person who wants to be a singer/songwriter that cannot come up with lines that rhyme for the life of me

I just wrote a fucking heart breaking poem out of NOWHERE

I swear the bars just popped into my head and I all of a sudden had a poem

My brain never fails to make me go “what the actual fuck is happening”

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I feel like spreading pain today, so here you go

Estelle (Percy’s little sister) was I 1-2 when Jason (grace, not Todd) died.

Meaning she was too little to have permanent memories.

She won’t remember him.

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Manifesting green eyes that green eye like blue eyes blue eye✌️

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Does anyone else like naturally gravitate toward there favorite color before even deciding that that was your favorite color???

I literally a few minutes ago decided that dark blue is now my favorite color along with green, and I’m looking around my room and there’s just. Blue?? Everywhere???

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Hc that demigods can sometimes get slight abilities from there parents siblings

Maybe the moon shines slightly brighter every time a certain child of Apollo is under it

Maybe the thunder gets a little bit quieter when a child of hades is trying to sleep

But never enough for anyone to notice.