#worm in brain

[skullivancrossbones]

i have a terrible disease which is known as watching its always sunny in philadelphia

[the-apparatus]

If you were RFK jr. Id be the worm crawling around in your brain

[tomorrowusa]

Anti-vaxxer and conspiracy nut RFK Jr. claims there's a dead worm in his brain. His views tend to make it sound like that worm is still alive. 🤯

Robert F Kennedy Jr, the third-party candidate for US president, said a health problem he experienced in 2010 “was caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died”, the New York Times reported.

Yeah, the worm died after eating part of RFK Jr's brain. That should tell you something about the composition of his brain. So much for "purebloods" – as anti-vaxxers call themselves.

Neurologists who treated Kennedy’s uncle, the Massachusetts senator Ted Kennedy, before his death aged 77 from brain cancer in 2009, told the younger man he had a dark spot on his brain scans, and concluded he too had a tumour. But, Kennedy reportedly said, a doctor at New York-Presbyterian hospital posited another explanation: a parasite in Kennedy’s brain. Speaking this winter, the paper said, Kennedy told the Times that at around the same time he learned of the parasite in his brain he was also found to have mercury poisoning, which can cause neurological problems, probably due to eating a lot of fish. In the 2012 deposition, Kennedy reportedly said: “I have cognitive problems, clearly. I have short-term memory loss, and I have longer-term memory loss that affects me.”

You're more likely to get parasites from eating animals. There goes the veggie vote for RFK Jr.

Now 70, Kennedy has suffered other issues including a heart problem for which he has been repeatedly hospitalised and spasmodic dysphonia, a neurological condition that affects his voice.

Despite the age difference, Biden is in better health than RFK Jr.

Doctors eventually concurred that the spot on Kennedy’s brain was the result of a parasite, Kennedy said, according to the Times. Kennedy reportedly said he thought he might have contracted the parasite in southern Asia. The Times said experts who did not treat Kennedy thought the parasite “was likely a pork tapeworm larva”. [ ... ] Kennedy’s deposition also included discussion of his heart problems, which he said began in college, the Times reported. Saying the condition was triggered by stress, caffeine and sleep deprivation, Kennedy reportedly said: “It feels like there’s a bag of worms in my chest.”

No Bobby, those worms are in your head – not your chest. Have you tried taking Ivermectin? 🪱

[onefey]

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

[tiresomespaceplant]

mabel helping martin out with his workplace romance

[chappellsroans]

Booktok should die and I’m serious

[clowns0up-felix]

Boy do you mourn because not even going back will mean you get to wake up here again?

[wormspoodle]

take a seat with the weak

[takemymora]

Is this a good time to return to my X-Men phase

[cloudcastor]

some dungeon meshis 💥

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[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

you mean nothing to me

[loveapologist]

He changed his mind.

[onebadnoodle]

daemon brothers sketches for the heck of it. maybe i'll finish these one day, maybe...

[lemon-zesttt]

"Oh, how I love white Christmas (❁´◡`❁)" I say, full of delusion. Sweating my ass off in a country that doesn't even snow

[snoopcar]

cont. from this

[teeglass]

“you better not be cunty angel of thursday in a cropped trench coat when i get there”

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