#work uk
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
Please correct me if I'm wrong, but this is my understanding of things...
David Tennant: wears a shirt and publicly says trans kids have the right to exist. Otherwise continues to just do his thing as a beloved British actor with no social media.
The UK Right: has an absolute fit, tries to call him a pedo, but it backfires and gets one of their own fired
David Tennant: wears pride pins in public venues and is supportive of his kid. Otherwise continues to do his thing and has a massive year as a beloved British actor with no social media.
LGBT Britain: give him an ally award for... Not stopping being a good dad and wearing pins while on TV.
David Tennant: accepts award with grace and humility and understanding that the bar for allyship is in the floor, and says he wishes a right wing politician would shut up (presumably about trans people).
Rishi Sunak and the Tories: tries to go after DT for impinging on freedom of speech.
When the Tories go down in flames, can we credit DT? Just a little bit? For lolz?
#david tennant#uk politics#he's just trying to work to keep his 300 kids in pride gear#he doesn't know you are yelling at him on twitter#why is the freaking pm getting involved?
18K notes
·
View notes
Text
A comrade.
42K notes
·
View notes
Text
December 7, 2023 - Hundreds of UK union workers blockaded companies who sell weapons or parts for fighter jets that Israel uses for its genocidal campaign against the Palestinian people. Four factories were blockaded in Bournemouth, Lancashire, Brighton and Glasgow. Palestinian unions have asked for union workers across the world to use their power to show solidarity with the Palestinian people. Dock workers have recenty heeded this call for solidarity by blocking Israeli weapons shipments in several countries, inculding South Africa, Greece, Turkey, Belgium, and Italy. [video]
#solidarity#unions#palestine#free palestine#blockade#workers#working class#industrial action#gif#occupation#apartheid#anti-colonialism#2023#dockworkers#uk#factory#working clas#gaza
8K notes
·
View notes
Text
2025 horror pin up calendar!!
print version | digital (/print it yourself) version
a labor of love, truly <3 prepare for the new year with 12 suggestive (and silly) horror characters :) featuring characters from: american psycho, bride of re-animator, the evil dead, hannibal, jason x, frankenhooker, alien, an american werewolf in london, jennifer's body, saw, the thing, and scream! to see the full specs of the calendar, check out the pages above!
#IF you have trouble w the print version website just lmk#ive used mixam before but not their print on demand. so there might need to be some troubleshooting#it is us and uk only though i think </333 very sorry#but if you get the digital one you have my permission to print it whatever way you want#anyways i hope you all enjoy :) this was fun to work on. even if it was exhausting at points lol#there is a free vers of the calendar on the digital one!#paying just unlocks print quality versions#my art#artists on tumblr#procreate#clip studio#<- did the lines in one and colored in the other lol#ok now to tag all the characters. deep breath#patrick bateman#herbert west#dan cain#(hes there too i promise)#ash williams#hannibal lecter#hannibal nbc#friday the 13th#jason voorhees#frankenhooker#ellen ripley#jennifer check#colin gray#adam stanheight#(ngl. had to look up his last name)#macready#ghostface
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
Riots erupted last night in the working-class neighborhood of Harehills in the city of Leeds, UK. The local community attacked police, destroyed their cars and set fires in the area.
The incident began after police confiscated five Roma children from their family over alleged safety concerns. One of the children was admitted to a hospital with an injury.
The parents say that the injury was not due to mistreatment, and the rest of the local community quickly rallied against the authorities.
Harehills is one of the poorest areas of the country, hit hard by more than a decade of austerity measures. Roma communities have emphasized that their children are more likely than others to be separated by social services due to the discrimination they face.
Far-right accounts in the US and Europe immediately pounced on the situation, claiming that “Muslims” and “immigrants” were behind the clashes, and thereby whipping up racism.
#working class#videos#video#riot grrrl#riot#class war#harehills#leeds#uk#antinazi#jewish antizionism#161#1312#anti capitalism#eat the rich#eat the fucking rich#uk politics#ukpol#uk government#uk govt#ukgov#uk police#ausgov#politas#auspol#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism
975 notes
·
View notes
Text
𝐂𝐀𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐑𝐆𝐋𝐀𝐑!ㅤpart two.
꒰ † ੭ㅤNSFW 18+ㅤ(MDNI)... in a series of successful heists, the infamous cat burglar is finally caught and is left with the mercy of his victims to decide his fate.ㅤノㅤnot proofread.
ᡴꪫ TODAY'S SPECIAL!ㅤdiluc, zhongli, heizou, (part one) alhaitham, dottore, and wriothesley (here, part two)!
WOULD YOU LIKE SPRINKLES? (っω=`)ㅤm!rdr, sensory deprivation, nipple play, sounding, multiple orgasms, cumming untouched, vibrators, office sex, power imbalance, size difference, degradation, and more.
ㅤ ⏝꒷۰꒷⏝꒷۰꒷⏝꒷۰꒷⏝
THE VALUE OF PAPERWORK...
featuring sensory deprivation, cumming untouched, nipple play, and alhaitham.
your skin was flushed, red on every surface from head to toe. the tight binding around your limbs restricted and chased away any thoughts of trying to escape.
the normal response to this situation would be fear... but why do you feel a tingling sensation down your back?
hard nipples exposed to cold air; and thighs forced open wide for the akademiya's scribe to take in. "what a sight you make, thief."
indeed— in alhaithams eyes you looked quite the feast. the situation was in his hands too, having caught the famous cat burglar attempting to sneak in. luckily he apprehended you quick enough.
just... not in the way you expected.
sure, the usual tying up to prevent movement you saw ahead of you, but the lack of clothing? and the blindfold over your eyes? a shocked noise (alhaitham considered it a whimper) had filled the silence of the room once you felt his rugged palms fondling your exposed, plush thighs.
oddly enough, the sensation was nice. it was the first time you've ever been caressed in such a gentle way that it made you want to melt. (purr, the scribe hoped.)
"mngh..." you bit your lip to muffle any more embarassing sounds to leave your mouth, feeling your limp cock twitch with arousal. everything about you alhaitham found cute; cute ears that twitched at every noise, tail that swayed hypnotizingly, adorable eyes filled with mischief.
it was too bad you were a lowly thief.
if you were trying to steal from him some spare pieces of food, or even money, the scribe would have let you go. but his documents?
he would spare you no mercy.
and thus began the long hours of you being suspended in the air, constantly teased. touches varied from feather light to sudden roughness. but no matter what he did, it all stirred life to the needy pleads of your body.
"don't whine, i'm being nice to you." alhaitham said after a babble of begs reached his ears when yet another orgasm was taken away from you. he kissed your nipple, tenderly, then bit on it and tugged. wanting to hear another wanton moan. "ngh!~" your head threw itself back whilst your legs kicked (as much as they could against restriction.)
hips stuttering once alhaithams free hand ventured downwards close to your twitching hole, too close for your liking. he chuckled feeling the heat between your thighs, but continued past the desperate heat to fondle at your tiny balls.
pre begun to leak down your sensitive shaft, dripping and leaving a small pathetic puddle on the floor. and alhaitham decided to finish it then and there.
"gah!?-" a painful pleasure struck you when he pulled on your hardened nubs, leaving you drooling and squirming. your mind couldn't figure out if you were squirming away or towards the sensation. "nngh! hai- haitham!~"
hips stuttered with every tug on your chest, and alhaitham wished he could see your crossed eyes underneath the blindfold. but the scribe was curious, and wanted to see if you could cum faster.
he began to tug on your tail harshly, while still paying attention to your cute nipples. "nn.. nooo! 'm sensitive!" you wailed, unprepared for the rushing pleasure that travelled all the way down to your cock.
soon enough, the bead of pre on your tip became a string of white, coating both of your chests in a sticky mess.
you'll have to tell the fatui to remind you that alhaitham is very serious about his documents...
ㅤ ⏝꒷۰꒷⏝꒷۰꒷⏝꒷۰꒷⏝
THE SCIENTIST'S NEW LAB RAT...
featuring vibrators, multiple orgasms, sounding, and dottore (not prime).
how many times already? you've lost count. and the loud buzzing didn't do any help to make you remember anyway.
your plan was simple; get to snezhnaya, sneak past the lowly guards, and somehow snag the doctor's latest creation— a faux gnosis. your client believed it to hold the same celestial power like a true one.
suspicion nagged at the back of your mind when you noticed the lax patrol around dottore's laboratory, and you should've known that he had some sort of contraption so insane that he didn't need any guards.
nonetheless, you shrugged such a situation off.
"a-ahnn!~ hah- wait, no! i can't-" a loud moan ripped from your throat, and a pathetic spurt of semen landed on the floor again.
your wrists and ankles hurt— being held by cold metal for hours wasn't all that pleasant.
a guttural chuckle echoed around the room, laughing at your state. "do you like it? i decided to modify my new security measures when i heard of a certain cat burglar and his plans to take away my precious gnosis." dottore finally entered your vision, circling you like a predator.
the scene of you being captured replayed constantly in his mind. it was too good!
as soon as your feet stepped through the metal door, they triggered a sensor that allowed two cuffs to come out of nowhere and secure your ankles. they were weighted— and the heaviness on your feet caused you to collapse. which allowed the handcuffs to attach itself on your wrists.
so now you were wriggling on the floor, being tortured and teased by various vibrating instruments. you had cum in your pants for the nth time by now, and the vibrators in your ass assaulted your sensitive prostate nonstop.
"can't- don't wanna cum anymooore!~" you whined, body twitching from the extreme pleasure that caused tears in your eyes. all the while dottore thought you could belong to an art exhibit!
footsteps approached. "well, if you say so." dottore had a mischevious grin, as he held out a long beaded rod for you to see. "ngh!?-" suddenly a cold sensation entered your urethra; succesfully blocking any future orgasms.
to make it worse, the doctor had turned all vibrators to max. he could only chuckle when all your sounds echoed off the walls. be it babbles, whines, or squeals, dottore took it all in. "aww," he pet your ears gently— contrast to the harsh movements within you.
in the same rhythm of his hand, dottore moved the sounding rod up and down, with every thrust downwards he pushed it in more, until the biggest bead nestled itself on your tip. and as soon as it did, your toes clenched.
fuck. it touched your prostate.
"gukh!~" your jaw went slack, and an extreme feeling rushed to your red, throbbing, cock.
he could only cackle when not an ounce of cum escaped, maniacal laughter fading when you passed out.
dottore has such exciting plans for his new pretty kitty!
ㅤ ⏝꒷۰꒷⏝꒷۰꒷⏝꒷۰꒷⏝
METHODS OF DISCIPLINE...
featuring office sex, power imbalance, size difference, and wriothesley.
"i'm innocent! i swear!" you plead as wriothesley dragged you through the halls, the sight of never ending cells made you shiver.
the buff male didn't pay you any mind. continuing to tug at the long metal chain around your neck, leading you to what seems to be his office.
your were wide eyed and fearful, that much wriothesley could tell. hearing that cute little gulp behind him made his cock twitch.
he didn't expect such a famous burglar to be so... cute. everything about you seemed meek now that you were in chains. and the cold steel around your skin wasn't a bad look on you, either.
wriothesley chuckled to himself, shaking his head as you both approached his office. honestly? the sound of his deep laugh was quite nice, despite the initial fear rattling your bones.
"don't lie, boy. i know what you did." he huffed, throwing you onto his desk, and the loud slam of his door made you flinch. in an attempt to be free from future punishment, you scrambled to defend yourself.
"i'm not! i didn't do anythi-" you garbled when the taste of leather invaded your tongue, did he really just shove his fingers in your mouth!? wriothesley already predicted your next move and pinned both wrists above your head.
"ah-ah, lying will make this worse."
a diappointed tsk made you flinch, especially as you felt a pressure on your clothed bulge. you gave him a weak kick to his thigh— and wriothesley couldn't help his rising laughter.
"what's a kitty like you gonna do to me? don't you see how small you are?" with every word he said, wriothesley inched his face closer and closer to yours. until you felt his hot breath fanning your face.
just right when you were gonna talk back, he begun to rub his knee in circles, the feeling was so good that you threw your head back against the desk. "hng!~"
and wriothesley saw an opportunity.
in a quick movement, he leaned down and bit. not so hard to draw blood— but it'll definitely leave a mark. "huh?- wrio!~" your legs instinctively wrapped themselves around his waist, making him put down his knee and grind his hard on against your leaking sex.
bite! "who allowed you to call me that?" he bit just on your collarbone, quickening his thrusts. the slacks around him began to feel small with his growing size— and you just got wetter by the second.
you whined, back arching from the desk. "if you're gonna punish me, get in with it!" kicking your legs in frustration due to wriothesley's endless teasing.
"tsk, how demanding. as you wish." he wasted no time and literally tore your pants apart, ripping a hole that perfectly displayed your whole underside. a cute butt to match a cute dick.
a needy moan left your spit-ridden lips, begging for him to do something. anything.
but wriothesley had already decided your fate; a perfect punishment. denying any orgasm to ever escape you.
vanillaclaws 2024.ㅤdo not repost.
#male reader smut#sub male reader#uke male reader#x male reader#male reader#alhaitham x male reader#alhaitham smut#wriothesley x male reader#wriothesley smut#dottore x male reader#dottore smut#っω=`)ㅤ⎯⎯ㅤmy works...#( ୨୧ )ㅤcat burglar!
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
Are you really scared to poo inside your diapers because you don't know how to change your diaper babies and sissy? Message mommy Celine right now for your diapers, diaper changing, public outing and sessions right now am really fun to be with and also open to new things message me am always active and available for you anytime and anywhere 🍼💋😍💞���🧸
#diapered boy#double diapered#diaper captions#diaper sissy#diaper community#diaper dependent#diaper faggot#diaper regression#diaper training#diapered247#diaper bulge#diapered at work#diaper pee#abdlgermany#abdlcanada#abdluk#abdlus#canada#usa#uk#germany#ab/dl babyboy#ab/dl fiction#ab/dl diaper#ab/dl sissy#humiliated sissy#feminine sissy#sisi slave#sissi femboi#beta sissy
479 notes
·
View notes
Text
So… do we all just collectively agree that one of Simon’s go to nicknames for his love is ‘Sweetheart’? Also ‘Dearie’, but less commonly so.
And then Price also strikes me as a ‘Sweetheart’, but also a ‘Darlin’’. Maybe even a ‘Hun’?
Gaz is definitely a ‘Luv’, for sure. But I could also totally see your stereotypical ‘Babe’. (R.I.P. to the server at the coffee shop he likes to go to…)
Johnny though? ‘Lass/Lassie’, 100%. Though I could also see him straight pulling out the Scottish Gaelic and calling you ‘mo chridhe’ (my love).
They all kind of use these terms of endearment interchangeably, especially the three Brits, but they have their favorites. 😂
#i think gaelic is actually not very well spoken around scotland/the uk#it’s still thriving for the most part though#though i like to imagine that johnny knows quite a bit himself lol#just a personal headcanon 😂#call of duty#cod x reader#simon ghost riley#simon ghost riley x reader#ghost mw2#ghost mw3#simon riley x reader#johnny soap mactavish#johnny soap mactavish x reader#soap mw2#soap mw3#john soap mactavish#john soap mactavish x reader#john mactavish x reader#kyle gaz garrick#kyle gaz garrick x reader#gaz mw2#gaz mw3#kyle garrick x reader#captain john price#captain john price x reader#captain price mw2#captain price mw3#john price x reader#tigers works#my posts
617 notes
·
View notes
Text
Diaper checked is not that easy but as a mommy that is what i love most, message me now babies and sissy for your diapers changing, diapers, public outing and sessions right now mommy is always available for you anytime and anywhere am also fun to be with, message mommy now babies and sissy 💞🧸💓😍💕🍼❤️
#germany#abdlbabygirl#canada#abdlsissy#uk#ab dl diaper#usa#ab dl lifestyle#abdllittle#ab/dl babygirl#diaper community#ab/dl caption#diaper pee#diaper discipline#diaper captions#diaper dependent#teen diaper#ab/dl diaper#double diapered#diaper sissy#humiliated sissy#diapered at work#diaper faggot#diapered sissy#humiliation sissy#sisi slave#submisive sissy#sissi femboi#faggot sissy#feminine sissy
358 notes
·
View notes
Text
Sometimes you'll be reading a fic set in the UK and then they talk about seeing a raccoon and you have to take a second to just blink and work out how to accept that before you keep reading.
#fanfiction#We don't have wild raccoons here#Unless one escaped from a zoo or something#If you saw a raccoon in the UK just on the street or in your garden this would be all you talked about for at least a month#Probably more#You might even call the local paper#You'd definitely try to work out where the fuck it came from#Years later you'd be talking to someone and they'd say 'hey remember that time you saw that raccoon in your garden'#And someone who hadn't heard the story would say 'you saw a what? where?'
488 notes
·
View notes
Text
JOBPASSİN - DEVASA+
Introducing Jobpassin - Your Ultimate Job Search Platform https://www.jobpassin.com/complete
Are you eager to explore exciting job opportunities in Canada, the UK, or the USA? Look no further than Jobpassin - the ultimate job search platform that caters to your every need. Whether you're interested in Canada work permit visa, UK visa applications, or the US visa lottery, we've got you covered.
Jobpassin is your go-to source for all things related to job hunting and international work opportunities. Here's how we can assist you:
Canada Work Visa Requirements: We provide comprehensive information on the latest Canada work visa requirements ,ensuring you're well-prepared to embark on your Canadian career journey.
UK Visa Application Support: If the UK is your dream job destination, our platform offers guidance and resources to facilitate your UK visa application process.
US Visa Lottery Information: Stay informed about the latest updates on the US visa lottery and increase your chances of winning a visa to the United States.
Canada Visa Expertise: Learn how to successfully apply for a Canada visa, whether it's for work, study, or immigration purposes.
Canada Working Permit Insights: We'll help you understand the nuances of obtaining a Canada working permit so you can start your job adventure in the Great White North.
Job Vacancies: Discover a plethora of job vacancy in Canada, the UK, and the USA, all conveniently available on our platform.
#canada visa#canada work permit visa#canada work visa requirements#canada working permit#uk visa application
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
… 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐬
𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐞
Finally saw Hadestown a month ago and I’m definitely gonna see it again when I visit London.
#hadestown#hadestown musical#Hadestown uk#dónal finn#grace hodgett young#donal finn#hadestown eurydice#hadestown orpheus#hadestown fanart#fanart#kafeinosart#worked on it on and off and it somehow took forever
644 notes
·
View notes
Text
September 11, 2024 - British Trade Unions voted to demand an immediate arms embargo on Israel, following the calls from Palestinian trades unions calling for international solidarity from unions all over the world.
Now let's see if they will actually give this demand any teeth by refusing to handle any shipments of goods to Israel, or to work with any Israeli companies and instituions, or that this will remain in essence a strongly worded letter. [link]
#trade unions#unions#uk#britain#solidarity#workers#arms embargo#free palestine#internationalism#palestine#2024#genocide#israel#working class#industrial action#video#tuc2024#BDS
449 notes
·
View notes
Text
How the kleptocrats and oligarchs hunt civil society groups to the ends of the Earth
It's a great time to be an oligarch! If you have accumulated a great fortune and wish to put whatever great crime lies behind it behind you, there is an army of fixers, lickspittles, thugs, reputation-launderers, procurers, henchmen, and other enablers who have turnkey solutions for laundering your reputation and keeping the unwashed from building a guillotine outside the gates of your compound.
The field of International Relations has studied the enemies of the Klept in detail: the Transnational Activist Network is a well-documented phenomenon. But far more poorly understood is the Transnational Uncivil Society Network, who will polish any turd of sufficient wealth to a high, professional gloss.
These TUSNs are the subject of a new, timely scholarly paper by Alexander Cooley, John Heathershaw and Ricard Soares de Oliveira: "Transnational Uncivil Society Networks: kleptocracy’s global fightback against liberal activism," published in last month's European Journal of International Relations:
https://ora.ox.ac.uk/objects/uuid:5e5a3052-c693-4991-a7cc-bc2b47134467/download_file?file_format=application%2Fpdf&safe_filename=Cooley_et_al_2023_transnational_uncivil_society.pdf&type_of_work=Journal+article
The authors document how a collection of institutions – some coercive, others organized around good works – allow kleptocrats to take power, keep power, and use power. This includes "wealth managers, company providers, accounting firms, and international bankers" who create the complex financial structures that obscure the klept's wealth. It also includes "second citizenship managers and lawyers" that facilitate the klept's transnational nature, both to provide access to un-looted, prosperous places to visit, and boltholes to escape to in the face of coup or reform. It includes the real-estate brokers and other asset facilitators, who turn whole precincts of the world's greatest cities into empty safe-deposit boxes in the sky, while ensuring that footlose criminal elites always have a penthouse to perch in when they take a break from the desiccated husks they've drained dry back home.
Of course, it also includes the PR managers and philanthropic ventures that allow the klept to launder their reputation, to make themselves synonymous with good deeds rather than mass murder. Think here of how the Sacklers used charity to turn their family name into a synonym for culture and fine art, rather than death by opioid overdose:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/08/11/justice-delayed/#justice-redeemed
Beyond providing comfort to "Politically Exposed Persons" and "High Net-Worth Individuals," TUSNs are concerned with neutralizing TANs. Activists in these transnational networks play an inside-outside game: in-country activists will recruit peers abroad to bring attention to the crimes of their local kleptocrats. These overseas partners target the klept in the places they go to play and spend, spoiling their fun – and if they succeed in getting corrupt leaders censured abroad, then in-country activists can leverage that bad press to fight the klept at home.
To fight this "Boomerang Effect," TUSNs seek to burnish corrupt officials' reputations abroad, getting their names on humanitarian prizes, beloved sports teams, cultural institutions and great universities. They seek to capture international governance institutions that might wrong-foot kleptocrats, co-opting them to enable and even celebrate looters.
When it comes to elite philanthropy, TUSNs are necessarily selective. Kleptocrats' foundations don't fund anti-kleptocratic groups – they stick to "education, public health, the environment and the arts." These domains steer clear of human rights questions that might implicate their benefactors. Russian oligarchs love children's charities and disability rights – provided they don't target the Russian state.
If charitable giving is reputation laundering's carrot, then "reputation management" is the laundry's stick. Think of organized copyfraudsters who clone websites that have criticized their clients, then backdate the articles, then accuse the originals of infringing copyright in order to get them de-listed from Google or taken offline altogether:
https://pluralistic.net/2021/04/23/reputation-laundry/#dark-ops
Reputation managers also spend a lot of time in court. In the UK – the world's leader in libel tourism, thanks to a legal system designed to let posh monsters sue muckraking journalists into silence – Russian oligarchs have perfected the art of forcing their critics to shut up and go away:
https://pluralistic.net/2022/03/04/londongrad/#enablers
Indeed, London is a one-stop shop for the global klept, a place were forelock-tugging Renfields will buy you a Mayfair mansion under cover of a numbered company, sue your critics into silence, funnel your money into an anonymous Channel Islands account:
https://pluralistic.net/2022/01/07/the-klept/#pep
They'll sell you whole galleriesworth of "fine art" that you can have relocated to a climate-controlled container in a Swiss or Irish freeport:
https://pluralistic.net/2020/07/14/poesy-the-monster-slayer/#moneylab
They'll give your thick-as-pigshit progeny a PhD and never check to see whether he wrote his thesis himself:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LSE%E2%80%93Gaddafi_affair
Then they'll hook you up with a cyber-arms dealer to hunt your enemies by capturing their devices:
https://pluralistic.net/2021/07/27/gas-on-the-fire/#a-safe-place-for-dangerous-ideas
But don't let Brexit stop you from shopping for bargains on the continent. The Golden Passports of the EU – available in a variety of flavors, from Maltese to Cypriot to Portuguese – offer the discerning failson access to the luxury good shops and fleshpots of 27 advanced economies, making it a favorite of the Khmer Riche – the junior klept of Cambodia's ruling faction:
https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/cambodia-hunsen-wealth/
But golden passports are for amateurs. Skilled klepts travel on diplomatic passports, which offer the twin benefits of free movement and consequence-free criminality, thanks to diplomatic immunity. The former Kazakh dictator's son-in-law enjoyed a freewheeling diplomatic life in Vienna; one daughters of the dictator of Tajikistan had a jolly time as an envoy to DC; another, to London (where else?).
All this globetrotting serves a second purpose: when rival elites seize power back home and force the old guard into exile, those ex-monsters can show up in the lands they called their second homes and apply for asylum. It turns out that even bomb-the-boats UK will welcome any asylum seeker who enters via the private jet terminal at City Airport (to be fair, these "refugees" have extensive properties in Zone 1 and country places in the Home Counties, so they won't need housing).
This stuff works. After Kazakh state goons murdered at least 14 protesters at a Zhanaozen oil facility in 2011, human rights groups around the world took up the cause. But they were effectively neutralized by TUSNs, with former UK PM Tony Blair writing on behalf of the Kazakh government to the EU condemning any kind of international investigation into the mass killings (add "former Prime Ministers" to the list of commodities for sale in the UK to sufficiently well-resourced murderer).
The authors close their paper with two case-studies. The first is of the daughters of Uzbek dictator Islam Karimov, Gulnara and Lola. And President Karimov was indeed a dictator: he trapped his population within his borders, forced them to use unconvertible scrip in place of money, and ordered the murder of hundreds of peaceful protesters, plunging the country into international isolation.
But while Uzbeks were sealed within their borders, Gulnara Karimov became an international player, running a complex network of businesses that mixed the products of the nation's oilfields with her family's fortune. She solicited – and received – bribes from Teliasonera, MTS and Vimpelcom, who were all vying for the contract to provide service in Uzbekistan. All told, she extracted more than $1b in bribes, laundering them through Latvia, Hong Kong and New York. She acquired real-estate in France and Switzerland, and her spree continued until her father collaborated with Uzbek security to seize her assets and place her under house-arrest.
Lola Karimova-Tillyaeva was Gulnara's estranged younger sister. She and her husband Timur Tillyaev ran the Dubai-based SecureTrade, which did extensive business with "opaque Scottish Limited Partnerships," laundering more than $127m in a single year to offshore accounts in the UAE and Switzerland. They acquired many luxe assets – a jet, a Californian villa, and an LA perfumier.
Lola styled herself as the face of the Karimovas abroad, a "philanthropist and cultural ambassador." She was a UNESCO ambassador and commissioned works of monumental art – and also sued the shit out of news outlets that reported factual matters about her family repressive activity at home. She organized AIDS charities in the name of Uzbekistan – even as her father was imprisoning a writer for publishing a book explaining how to have safer sex.
The second case-study is on Isabel dos Santos, "Africa's richest woman," daughter of Angolan dictator Jose Eduardo dos Santos. Isabel's vast fortune stemmed from her personal capture of vast swathes of the third-largest economy in Africa: "telecommunications, banking, diamonds, real estate and cement, among many others." Isabel enjoyed seemingly limitless access to state credit and co-investment, and was given first crack at newly deregulated industries. Foreign firms that invested in Angola were required to "partner" with Isabel's businesses.
Isabel claimed to be a "self-made woman" – a claim credulously parroted by the western press, including the FT. She used her homegrown fortune to become a major player abroad, especially in Portugal, where she was represented by the leading Portuguese law-firm PLMJ. Her enablers are who's who of corruption-loving lickspittles: McKinsey, Ernst and Young, Boston Consulting Group, and the Spanish BigLaw firm Uri Menendez.
Isabel cultivated a public facade of philanthropic giving and public spirited activism, serving as head of the Angolan Red Cross. She attended Davos and spoke at the LSE (she was also invited to Oxford, but her invitation was subsequently rescinded). On social media, she dismissed critics of her wealth and corruption as "colonialists," decrying their "racism" and "prejudice."
Isabel dos Santos's corrupt sources of wealth were finally, irrefutably exposed through the Luanda Leaks, in which the International Consortium of Investigative Journalists mapped the network of "top banks, management consultants and legal firms that were central to dos Santos’s operations."
Both case studies shed light on the network of brilliant, driven enablers and procurers without whom the world's greatest monsters would falter. It's a rare window on a secretive world, one that is poorly understood even by its inhabitants. As Michael Mechanic wrote in Jackpot, his 2021 book on vast, intergenerational fortunes, the winners of the lucky orifice lottery often lack any real understanding of how The Money is structured, grown and protected:
https://pluralistic.net/2021/04/13/public-interest-pharma/#affluenza
This point was reiterated by Abigail Disney, in a brave piece on what it's like to grow up subject to the oversight of these millionaires who babysit the children of billionaires:
https://pluralistic.net/2021/06/19/dynastic-wealth/#caste
This is an important contribution to the literature. We naturally focus on the ultrawealthy individuals whose reputations and fortunes are the subject of so much attention, but without the TUSNs, they would be largely helpless.
Going to Burning Man? Catch me on Tuesday at 2:40pm on the Center Camp Stage for a talk about enshittification and how to reverse it; on Wednesday at noon, I'm hosting Dr Patrick Ball at Liminal Labs (6:15/F) for a talk on using statistics to prove high-level culpability in the recruitment of child soldiers.
On September 6 at 7pm, I'll be hosting Naomi Klein at the LA Public Library for the launch of Doppelganger.
On September 12 at 7pm, I'll be at Toronto's Another Story Bookshop with my new book The Internet Con: How to Seize the Means of Computation.
If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this post to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/08/24/launderers-enforcers-bagmen/#procurers
Image: Sam Valadi (modified) https://www.flickr.com/photos/132084522@N05/17086570218/
CC BY 2.0: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/
--
Colin (modified) https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Palace_of_Westminster_from_the_dome_on_Methodist_Central_Hall_(cropped).jpg
CC BY-SA 4.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/deed.en
#international relations#ir#enablers#consiglieri#lickspittles#plutes#guillotine watch#politically exposed persons#peps#high net work individuals#hnwis#oligarchs#reputation laundering#spyware#renfields#big law#uk#kleptocrats#transnational activist networks#tans#civil society#ngos#transnational uncivil society networks#tusns#slapps#Uzbekistan#Gulnara Karimova#Isabel dos Santos#angola#corruption
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
Juicy I guess ✨💕
Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me
#Any tips or treats would be massively appreciated right now bc acting like I have a life is devastating my budget 😅#Tis a budget made for depressed pieces of crap who can't leave the house. Not whatever I'm trying to be rn 😅#I'm working on it.#satans knitwear#girls with piercings#alt pinup#pinup girl#Pretty lingerie#Pink lingerie set#Lace top stockings#Stockings and suspenders#Lace bodysuit#cheeky#bi girl#uk girl#wlw
280 notes
·
View notes
Text
This is a good time for UK people to remember you are voting in YOUR local seat for YOUR MP.
So you want to vote AGAINST a Tory MP. In a lot of very Tory places the best bet against them will be the Liberal Democrats, not Labour. Labour don't like to admit this ever.
But it's more useful to have LESS Tory MPs for any chance of getting rid of them from Government.
Our system works based on local voters for their seat, not voting for who you want as Prime Minister. This isn't the US, don't get confused. A worrying number of people don't understand how our system is different from a Presidential one.
Edit: Just a reminder that there have been boundary changes and many seats have been re-shaped and thus looking at 2019 will not tell the full story. Look at local polling. It is also worth remembering that people change a lot over the past 5 years - 2019 was THREE PRIME MINISTERS AGO - so keep things up to date as much as you can.
689 notes
·
View notes