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semmelweis served in the cunt wars in the midst of a motherquake measuring 9.9 in the cunter scale with casualties in the cuntillions
#semmelweis#reverse 1999#certified storm moments#if it comforts you this physically and mentally taxed me to type this#none of these words are in the bible
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i get that it’s like. often young queer kids who are still really excited about recognizing other queer people. but i honestly get so tired of being called “gender” or “genderfuck” or whatever for just existing. me being someone who’s male-presenting in a dress isn’t a huge statement for me. i just like wearing dresses. and while logically i’m aware that what i do is in no way the norm, but it just gets so grating to have the constant reminder that my existence is Weird and Unnatural.
and again. it’s not the intent. these kids aren’t saying it with any malice or disrespect. but the inability to just exist without being made into a whole Spectacle is so so tiring
#icarus speaks#neg#tldr i get why ranboo is like that now#(JOKE)#like idk i’m literally just Some Dude#i’m not trying to make a statement. i just like skirts man#it feels a little like. idk. dehumanizing#i cant word it well but it always feels like speaking Over me#i’m not trying to be this!!! i don’t want to be this!!! i just want to exist man#i have taxes to pay i don’t have time for this
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Today's Daily Degurechaff is… alright alright, here's ur god forsaken tanya's tax lecture joke
#dailydegurechaff#yes this is directed at someone dont worry about it#its close to midnight when im drawing this so like that paragraph really is just random stuff yoinked from the IRS website#let me sleep#this joke isnt even poignant. unless u extended ur damn tax return tax season is over for u already#smh. asking me to do off season daily degus.#edit. what the fuck? poignant? what was I on last night that’s not the right word at all#punctual. the word I wanted was punctual. I think?
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psa for anyone that has been or will be affected by the ohio railroad disaster: document everything. document your symptoms, all of your plants dying, changes in the water, etc. i work admin in a government office and the more documentation we have, the better. those records could be really helpful if there’s a class action lawsuit, federal investigation, etc. in the future
#pictures journals paper trails are huge assets#capitalism is insidious and that means it will force you to prove you were affected#documentation can be evidence that supports your testimony that you were affected#the legal system doesn’t usually take folks at their word if they’re below a certain tax bracket
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Me staring at Dale after trying to have a serious conversation, and he breaks out into song for the fifth goddamn time:
#please. imagine youre trying to have an adult conversation with him but you say something that reminds him of a certian song#and now he's belting the words from the top of his lungs#and because he cant read social cues he just continues#sir we were talking about how we are doing our tax returns this year. do i claim you as a dependent or no#can we please talk about the current state of the economy????#longlegs#longlegs x reader#dale kobble#dale kobble x reader
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#funny#lol#funny post#lolol#hilarious#comedy#funny pics#funny images#meme#dank memes#true words#red starburst rules#candy#mom tax#parenting#parenting win
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scoundrel?? what scoundrel???? the magnificent mr cards (who ironically has more of a flower aesthetic going on) is completely unrelated to any "bandaged scoundrels" running around the neath. in fact it's never heard of the word scoundrel ever in its entire definitely long definitely ancient life. but yknow, hypothetically, if it did know the scoundrel, it's confident that they're really really really handsome and cool and epic and they're almost just as amazing as it is and you should totally donate all your valuables to them and stuff
aaand because i like them too much, have a transparent version. the Creachure. the Thing, even.
#the scoundrel's flower theme vs the 'canon' cards gambler theme. the latter lost this round im afraid#i do really like how they came out though#yin art#fallen london#sorry for posting cringe (my art) in the maintag it will probably inevitably happen again#while im here: design notes!#in my head their robe is like. Heavy. very thick velvet probably getting very dirty dragged around on the floor everywhere#the little drapes around their body are probably gold of some kind. the bangles and rings definitely are#the flowers here are almost certainly fake compared to their usual ones.#do you know how much tax must happen on surface flowers going neathward.#the scoundrel probably spends half of their rent budget keeping their stupid aesthetic alive#their glasses stand out like their eyes while wearing the robe mostly due to cartoon logic#they probably mostly have their normal look on underneath. aka still have their bandages#the ones on their hands are fraying bc bat claws grow sharp and grow large. they're a bit fraught over it.#they dont like looking at any part of themself including the hands#it DOES help their mastersona seem authentic though. so that's a hashtag bonus#they mainly trade in luck and debts. and hijinks. they dont officially trade in hijinks but they definitely sure do get up to it#word is probably already starting to spread about how much mr cards hates boats.#surely this has nothing to do with the scoundrel's famed dislike of the exact same thing.#surely.#scoundrelventures
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not enough people recognise or point out how tight the ties between amatonormativity and capitalism is. i think.
#amatonormativity#aromantic allosexual#aromantic#i have vague ideas an opinions but not enough words to convey it eloquently#something something marriage for tax benefits but also theres no platonic friendship equivalent of that because capitalism. I Guess.
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As I write my pre-war fic, I cannot stop thinking about the canon dynamic between The Ghoul & Lucy. They could’ve had something impossibly soft and kind, if the circumstances had been different.
Cooper has been hardened into something non-human, to protect himself. The question remains of whether or not he’s even capable of the loving affection he used to show his wife anymore. If he is, how difficult would it be for him? Centuries of pushing those feelings away and locking them up would make it painful to express again, in any capacity.
And poor Lucy. Lucy, who has been thrusted into this cruel reality and forced to take up arms to protect herself and her loved ones. Who has quickly becoming comfortable with the cruelty of the Wastelands and while she’s maintaining her kindness; it’s jaded.
I don’t know. There’s something bittersweet about writing a dynamic between them that I’m certain we’ll never see; but something that could’ve happened, had the circumstances been different.
#fanfic#ao3#laundry & taxes#ghoulcy#vaultghoul#the ghoul#lucy maclean#just a tiny tangent#I’m terrible at putting thoughts into words but I hope I got my message across#I feel too many emotions about these characters
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Adventurer Zenos and G'raha cause I had to draw my silly guys. I just enjoy the idea of Zenos hanging out with fellow bookworms and being begrudgingly (though occasionally willingly) helpful.
#ffxiv#sketch#concept#fan art#zenos yae galvus#adventurer zenos#g'raha tia#man my mind really just said zenos is going “begone simp” to raha#which is ironic yes#but I love the idea that student of baldesion zenos is just an over observant dork#“my taxes now catboy”#though I write adventurer zenos- or at least this point in time for him before DT as him being a bit more reflective and way more reserved#just trying to figure out what exactly he actually enjoys doing while not relying on the WoL for it#I promise this means that down the line writing wise he's gonna treat the students and scions as his dragon hoard#toning down? hell no#this man doubles down- just with more people#-I dont actually know how to explain it fully in words#basically hes protective over those he cares about but only to the point of when they're actually in mortal danger#undoubtedly the bad influence that in turn gets people out of trouble and will call people out for being dumb#all the while freefalling off of cliffs as one of the only people who could fly in the group#barring estiniens jumping#Also I just wanted to give Raha a character that would absolutely spend hours with him talking about history and the allagans lol
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Picture this: violin prodigy Goro Akechi, loved and admired by hundreds but still somehow not satisfied by any of it
Then there’s Akira, a thief, lurking in the shadows there to steal the violin, to take back what should have been his. His plan is perfect except Goro shows up and starts practice unexpectedly
And when Goro starts to play Akira cannot stop listening. It is love at first note, not that he realizes it yet. All he knows is he needs the player to go with the instrument to really ruin Shido
He leaves calling cards, critiques on Goro’s playing, his outfit, his music choice. He’s trying to push him away. But Goro is only more determined to do well. He tweaks everything, puts in more effort, refuses poor song choices
It is a dance between them. Threats and notes and then a rose during practice. A bouquet after a performance. Candies and tissues when something goes wrong
And for Goro, he lives for those notes. They’re the first genuine interactions he’s had since before he can remember. No one has ever spoken to him that way before, in writing or otherwise.
They drive him. He has to be better. The best. Perfect. He puts everything into his performances, eyes raking the crowd for a face he only knows as a mask on a card. Heart racing to see the next response to his words put into song. He pushes and pushes and pushes. Leaves a note of his own at last, with a score he has been working on. A song for this phantom Joker. His feelings made into music
He plays that piece that night.
And the letters stop
And he cannot stand it. Without a true audience what reason does he have to play?
So he goes to destroy the violin and walks into the performance hall only to hear it singing beautifully
There, in the same mask drawn on all his cards is Akira, playing the same piece he’d written, each note lovingly pulled from the strings
#goro akechi#akira kurusu#persona 5#persona 5 royal#au#it’s a thought I had because frankly I think Goro would look gorgeous holding a violin#he deserves it#deserves to make beautiful music#even if somewhere in the background of this AU Shido is out there being The Worst#and Joker has to swoop in and save Goro from Shido’s meddling#forcing Goro into more and more taxing performances for the fame#and having ruined Akira’s own career somewhere along the way#yes Akira plays too#because they have to have a duet at some point#the violin would have been Akira’s if not for Shido’s meddling#anyway if someone wants to take this and run please do#I have so much to write#and this is just all me spitting words into the void#shuake
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Given that the creative team of TLOVM hired linguists to construct a realistic Marquesian language model, I've been wondering how they'll handle languages in TM9 with a main character like Caleb
#i think it'd be funny if the only word german and zemnian shared was 'nein' but it meant two different things (eg “no” vs “tax evader”)#even funnier if “nein” in the adaptation means “five” and the joke becomes even more convoluted#critical role#cr shitpost#the mighty nein#the mighty nein animated#tlovm#tlovm s3#tlovm spoilers#caleb widogast
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hope you're enjoying TSOA! I've read it myself, and it's truly a great book.
[127] FINISHED IT MAYBE AN HOUR AGO <3 </3
#127#xisuma#xisumavoid#daily xisuma#hermitcraft#AHHHHH it was so good#I love greek mythology mostly from pjo but never really got into homer/virgil#I know of virgil from Dante's divine comedy and as the roman tax evasion fly man#this makes me want to properly read the Iliad......for sure gonna be a completely different experience but <3#I have read achilles and hector's chase scene at some point for school. reading it from patro pov was weirdly funny#but oh my GOD. tsoa was so happy and then it :-(ed and it was <3#fanfiction time! I say this as if I haven't already started reading a couple just to see what the tsoa a03 scene was like before I finished#some may see this as weird but I can never do worse than during my reading of the great gatsby during which I read the book several times#over in fanfic words before I was even halfway (I had to read slowly because school)#anyways please notice the slightly different shading (I didn't clip the multiply layer today)
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FRIENDS FROM THE EU
I invite you to sign this very important petition to tax the rich and use that money to fight climate change and its consequences. Friendly reminder that Southern European nations like mine are expected to suffer its effects the most.
1M signatures are needed and there's just 1/3 of it achieved at the moment [Aug. 15th] so please, sign and share if you're a EU citizen; or spread the word so it can reach as many people as possible if you can't contribute signing.
Milesker to @falsefangs who very kindly let me know of this initiative!!!
#euskal herria#basque country#pays basque#pais vasco#euskadi#tax the rich#sign the petition#spread the word#please reblog#and sign!#politics#climate change
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"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make that booty shake and jiggle" ~ Chonny Jash, The Soul Eclectic
#chonny jash soul#cj soul#chonnys charming chaos compendium#chonny jash#the soul eclectic#the rizzler#fanum tax#cccc soul#cccc#aesthetic quotes#inspiring words#not fake#100% real#not clickbait#what am i even doing#in a silly goofy mood#this is not a joke#i actually cannot do this
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