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[auspicioustidings]

Bet Soap shuts down all the diet talk around the office girls by generally being outraged that they're talking about how they should do this diet or that diet (all of them wildly unacceptable to him from a health standpoint, like fuck off you work on a military base 400 calories for a day is NOT ON) and then loudly saying he is going to fuck some self worth into them while already taking his clothes off. There is a massive sigh and Gaz drags him out of there while profusely apologising (but also telling them to meet him at lunch and if they want to talk about good eating habits he can help).

Soap will spend the rest of the day pacing and grumbling under his breath about how much he would die to get stuck into these girls and how he cannot believe they think they're not hot as fuck.

[edonee]

why is it that everytime i search for muscle gain tips for women online i always get stuff about weight loss. i want sick biceps not a calorie deficit

[strawbbfluff]

No bc you guys are all “body positivity” until the skinny girl who wants/needs to gain weight to be healthier is struggling

[salembehindbars]

I kinda want to be someone else right now.

[sergle]

there is something so crazy about the cognitive dissonance between 50% of my online art presence coming from self portraits of my own body in a resting position, where it's received specifically as fat art, people refer to it as body positive / plus sized (or sometimes bbw content. it's whatever), the notes are like yeeesss this made me feel so good abt my body, stretch marks rolls etc fat women are beautiful 🙌🙌 and then I take a picture Standing Upright, and then some of Same people who have literally Seen My Body Before go ummm... what tha hell. you are LITERALLY thin ?! you are literally doing this.

[fitgothgirl]

Here’s my workout from today after an almost two-week break because of things being hectic. And had to get in my flex Friday with this especially because of the fact I’m back today!

[anti-ao3]

society: why are so many young ppl developing eating disorders and other mental illnesses???

also society: you will only be truly happy if you lose weight/if you're skinny! that's self-care! 😘

[wroteclassicaly]

Plus sized women are never fantasized about in media (unless they’re a size 4-16. And even that is pushing it, according to the mainstream). We’re the sidekicks, in secret, the background, the jokes. We are never the lead, we never get the hot guy or hot girl, we are killed off in a show, even shows that are supposed to represent us and be the most for us - they always exclude us. There’s no posters of us on any characters walls. Hollywood builds itself around seeing worth in only thin people.

Media, and even other people do it. If you aren’t thin, you aren’t desirable, you aren’t human, you aren’t even clean, according to the standards of media/the world. Doesn’t matter if you are healthy or have a health condition. If you’re a fat person, you’re already on the outs.

[worstloki]

ok ok im thinking about ace fx having a crush on MQ and they're friends it's chill for 800 years and FX is very happy with it because no one is going to take his place with MQ since their relationship is pretty unique and special with all the fighting and working together amazingly and it's not like MQ is going to get a love interest with his cultivation but then XL returns and the book plot happens and MQ mentions switching cultivation paths because XL seems happy not having to worry about the abstinence stuff and it does seem like a troublesome criteria when there are so many other paths open to take on instead BUT FX is like. NO. he keeps arguing on it. he comes up with reasons that make a bit of sense but really he does not want MQ to consider potential love interests because they're not going to be him!! fx doesn't want anything to do with romance either but if mq isn't going to have his vows in the way what's stopping him from being *more* friends with other people? what's stopping him from finding someone to have sex with and obviously that person will mean more to him than FX will? he does not want to lose his friend :(

[hellokatsy]

Princess

Omg, this is my first time writing something like this, so pls don't judge. I tried my best, this written with an AFAB reader, so yeah, um, it's gay. It's generically gay SMUT enjoy...

Ellie had been your rival for years, yet you've always had a little crush on her. Her looks and her beautiful green eyes. It pissed you off that she was so effortlessly beautiful and could get any girl she wanted, but she never chose you. You thought it was cause you were hideous, but Ellie thought the opposite. She was intimidated by your good looks and charisma that she never had the guts to ask you out.

Her dad Joel and your dad were best buds, but you and Ellie most definitely were not. Unfortunately, both fathers were out on a week long fishing trip and made you two coexist together to get along. It was the third day of this little 'vacation', and you were coming home from a trip at the mall. When you opened the door, Ellie was being a couch potato. You set your things down by the door and walked over to the couch.

"Scoot over" you say in a blunt tone. Ellie scoffs at you and glances away from her phone. "Fine" She says in a pissy tone as she scoots to the other side of the couch. Now sitting down with one leg over the other you pull out your phone.

"So what's up your ass today?" You say in a cocky tone. Ellie glares at you with cold green eyes. "Nothing, just pissed off." She says bluntly. Questioning further only makes her more angry so you roll your eyes and sigh. "Whatever pissy princess." You walk away with a smirk on your face.

Watching you walk away from the couch, she mutters, "I am not a princess." Under her breath. You whip your head around and say, "What was that princess?" With a smirk on your face. "I said, I am not a princess. Stop being such a dick." She states with a slightly amused tone. "I just want to know why my princess is upset." You give her a pouty face before turning back around and walking into the kitchen.

Ellie's heart skips a beat as you call her your princess. She stands up and follows you into the kitchen. "Stop calling me that, please." she groans trailing behind you.

You turn to face her while opening the fridge door. "So what if I don't?"

"Well then, I'm taking the TV tonight." She proclaims in a prideful tone.

"Oh boo frickin hoo whatever shall I do! You'll get over it, princess." You say shutting her down right away. Whilst being sarcastic, you pull two beers out of the fridge. "Want one?" You extend your hand to her, and she takes it from you, her fingers linger longer than usual. "Thanks." She says timidly. "You're welcome princess." Winking at her you push yourself up onto the kitchen counter.

"Dude seriously that's enough."

"So what should I call you?"

"Ellie, and only Ellie, no nicknames."

"No nicknames? Not even El?" You kick your legs against the cupboard and stare at the floor before taking a sip of beer. Ellie's heart flutters at the nickname El. "I guess that's fine, but only that." She says hesitantly after taking a sip.

"Fine, El." Her nickname has a nice ring to it and it rolls off your tongue like condensation dripping off a glass in the mid summer heat. You look up into her green eyes only to realize they are looking back. Staring at face admiring every freckle. Your eyes wander without realizing, drifting down her neck she catches you staring. "Whatcha looking at?"

"Your ugly mug." You say in a blunt yet panicked tone. Ellie rolls her eyes and chugs the rest of her beer. "Yeah right you're just saying that to get a rise out of me." You finish the rest of your beer and smirk. "You know what else rises?" She raises an eyebrow at you and asks "What?" in a not very amused tone.

"My juicy fat cock." She pauses for a second and then laughs. You laugh along with her and blush. You take in her features as she laughs and your thoughts are filled with how gorgeous she is, and sexy. "You're so cheesy!" She says in-between laughs. You give her a toothy grin, "Cheesier than sharp cheddar?" You laugh at your own joke and she laughs with you.

"No! Way worse! Like, Cheesier than nachos." She says with a smile on her face.

"Nah cheesy would be like if we kissed while talking about cheese!" You say in a charismatic tone.

"So you're imagining kissing me now? I didn't realize you cared about cheese that much." You blush realizing what you said. Deciding to be brave today you respond, "It's not the cheese I care about." You throw your head back in embarrassment. Ellie eyes your neck like a vampire and blushes. "Wait... You have a crush on me!?" She exclaims with a grin on her face. You jolt forward and place your hands in-between your thighs. "No! That's... Not what I was saying!" Your hands cover your eyes and she takes a step closer to you. Once she is less than a foot away she takes your hands off your eyes and holds them next to your head.

"So, you would hate it if I kissed you right now? Is that too cheesy?" She smirks and leans in so close that her breath that smells of beer fans your face. "Yes!" You pause staring into her green eyes. "Well no..."

The second those words slip out of your mouth, she smashes her lips on yours, letting go of your arms and cupping your face as the kiss gets more heated. You're feeling dizzy, and it's getting harder to breathe, so you pull away. Staring at her red face, yours heats up. You press your lips back onto hers and bite her lower lip. She opens her mouth, and her tongue explores yours. Her hands slide down your neck to your chest, then to the hem of your shirt. The tension in the room rises, and it gets hotter. Because of the heat, Ellie helps you out by slipping your shirt off, breaking the kiss as she does so. She leans back and marvels at your chest and a small, "Wow." leaves her mouth.

"Stop staring..." You cover your chest. "Sorry, you're just so beautiful." She latches her mouth onto one of your ripples and her finger pinch and twist the the other one. She switches as you make little whines as her one of her hands slides down your stomach, stopping at your waistband. "Can I?" She says after popping off your nipple with a pop. You nod your head yes, and she unbuttons your shorts feverishly. You lift up as she pulls them off and tosses them somewhere else.

Left in only your underwear, you stare at her fully clothed body. "Not fair." You groan, and she takes off her shirt, leaving her in her baggy pants and bra. "Happy now, princess?" You stare at her clothed chest and blush. She places a hand on your upper thigh. Your breath hitches as she raises it higher, touching the hem of your panties, "Please." You mutter at just barely a whisper. "I know, baby.." With your little plea, she slides her hand under the thin layer of fabric, palming your pussy. "Damn baby, you're so wet f'me." You bite your little as her fingers tease your hole. One finger prods at your entrance during to push in. Just as you're about to tell her to hurry up, she pushes her finger in eliciting a quiet moan from your pretty lips. She pushes her finger in and out as you grip the countertop.

"More, please." You say in a breathy tone, and she pushes another finger in, and you let out a loud moan. While her fingers pump and curl inside you her palm bumps your clit adding to your pleasure. You feel the pressure in your stomach start to build, and your moans raise an octave. "Fuck El." She smashes her lips on yours and you moan as her tongue explores your mouth. Her free hand gropes your tits and her thumb raises to rub your clit in circles.

Pulling away from the kiss you say "Fuck I'm so close El..." more moans leave your mouth and you grip the arm pinching and tugging you ripples for stability. "That's it baby let go for me." With her words you cum on her fingers with a loud moan and your thighs close shut. She fingers you through your orgasm and pulls her fingers out, drawing a squeak from you. She brings them up to her mouth and licks them clean. She kisses you again, and you taste yourself on her tongue.

She pulls away and hands you your clothes. "Here, get changed, I'll take you on a proper date now that I know you don't hate my guts." She winks at you and you put your clothes back on.

[femboty2k]

HEY DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN MAKE ELVES FAT? DID YOU KNOW NOT EVERY SINGLE ELF IN EVERY PIECE OF MEDIA HAS TO BE A LITHE TWINK OF SOME KIND? DID YOU KNOW THAT PEOPLE OF ALL TYPES INCLUDING FANTASY RACES CAN HAVE BODY TYPES AND CAN BE FAT? DID YOU KNOW THAT?????

[sapphodelia]

why did i have to be born with huge tits and curves... i'm butch but i feel like a joke when i see my silhouette

[carmenthabaddie]

I am doing good. Just been resting and planning and affirming and putting me first. Loving my change from consistently working out to not having meat over 20 days and doing my makeup consistently and posting myself and being a inspiration to black women and knowing spirit and ancestors have plan for me and my sp David.

My singing getting better and I’m practicing more and letting go protectionism and comparing myself others because I have my voice which is unique and will be loved and celebrated and take me far. Spirit and ancestors have been go to me and my sp David and we praise and love and worship them. We want to be used by them to make the world a better place for everyone especially blacks. My worth is in myself and not others and know my worth and putting myself first and others last.

I have everything I need to be rich and famous and put myself first and go hard and pass my haters. I got everything I want and not afraid to be different and not need validation from everyone especially society. Black women are beautiful and should be loved and celebrated and spirit and ancestors gone be in me more and more. I want black women ti know we are important and deserve blessings and good treatment like non black women. Its no reason for us to help everyone but ourselves and can’t depend on others. Keep putting yourself first black women. Gone are days of us doing everything and others benefiting except we can’t depend on them. We deserve success and happiness and depend on spirit and our black ancestors. We can overcome anything as black women and put ourselves first. Spirit and want us to put ourselves first and come to African spirits and beautiful black ancestors. I have nothing but love for us. And proud of my spiritual growth and spiritual gifts growing and helping me overcoming anything or anyone not for me. Gotta go hard for what we believe in and never question Gods and ancestors blessings for us. 💖💖💖



[chryblossomjjk]

lol do u ever stop and think about how women weren’t required to be included in clinical research until 1993 so a lot of us have underlying health issues that we’ll never be diagnosed with or have sufficient treatment for

[zoppzoop]

worked out today after quite a while!!! felt good to know that even after all the cracky bones and long days spent sitting at my desk, I haven't lost too much of my flexibility, although my stamina has dropped down WAY too much. hopefully I can wake up early and go for a run tomorrow and slowly build it up!!

[fitgothgirl]

Today and yesterday’s workouts! Plus a late flex Friday - thanks for the tag @m0tiv8me!

Wasn’t intending to do that pose today but was just adjusting my earbud right before and ended up liking how it looked lol.