#woke up. bitch.
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i can think of like three saw traps my hypermobile ass could get out of just fine.
#put me in the eye vacuum trap see what happens. that shits gonna crack my knuckles i'll leave with both my eyes and more limber than when i#woke up. bitch.
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WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM
#i just woke up???#the way i said WHAT!?? so loud when i saw that#bitch bring back the scratches these messages are bad for my mental wellbeing
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long rest after the house of grief
(also known as crawling in bed with your bf and your bf’s bf to allow yourself some selfish comfort)
#halsin#shadowheart#halsin x tav#shadowheart x tav#art crimes with koko#LET ME HUG THE BABYGIRL#finishing this quest made me cry so hard I woke up with a headache the next day#Jacek may be a bitch but gosh he does give a good hug
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BITCH THIS IS AN UNRELEASED ONE
ALEX'S WHOLE ELBOW IS AROUND HENRY'S NECK WE HAVEN'T SEEN THAT BEFORE
See: left, arm on waist, right, hand on shoulder
NOT ONE WHERE HIS WHOLE FUCKING ELBOW IS AROUND HENRY'S NECK
PRIME I SWEAR TO GOD
#rwrb#red white and royal blue#rwrb movie#taylor zakhar perez#nicholas galitzine#alex claremont diaz#henry fox mountchristen windsor#henry hanover stuart fox#firstprince#Rwrb rambles#It's 2 am#I woke up and just wanted to check the time#Took one look at the post and went HANG ON YOU BITCH
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dreamt I was in a teen slasher movie, but halfway through the group got bored and we ended up barricading ourselves in the kitchen, baking cupcakes and sharpening knives until our parents came home
#eventually the slasher just. left i guess#mainly i remember how the dream ended right before i got to eat a cupcake and i woke up PEEVED AS ALL HELL about that#still mildly but sincerely annoyed actually...#bitch come at me but IF YOU MAKE ME DROP MY FUCKINF CUPCAKE
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Good punk bands I can think of rn bc I just woke up, have fun. (These are all basic bitch punk bands bc it's fun to be like other girls [/j] when ur lazy)
-Bad brains
-NOFX
-The Interrupters
-Rancid
-Rage Against The Machine
-Pennywise
-Crass
-The Suicide Machines
-Against Me
-Bad Religion
-Violent Femmes
-Bikini Kill
-X-Ray Spex
-Dead Kennedys
-Operation Ivy
-G.L.O.S.S.
-The Clash
-The Ramones
-Black Flag
-Misfits
-Decendents
-The Cramps
-Subhumans
-Minor Threat
-Adolecents
-The Queers
-Agent Orange
-Bad cop, Bad cop
-1876
-Face to Face
-Pleasure venom
-nomeansno
-Out to lunch
-The Bronx
-Sunny Day Real Estate
-Antidiote
-A Global Threat
-Tribe 8
-Big Joanie
-Masked Intruder
<also look up the fun police on spotify they're my parents band and have been around for forever and they're AMAZING (self-promo lmao)>
#hardcore punk#punk rock#punk music#diy punk#folk punk#punk#music#just woke up#basic bitch#music recommendation#music recs
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#how am i supposed to focus in school now?!?!?!#kathony#kanthony#bridgerton#bridgerton spoilers#today i woke up happy because it was raining#the leaves are getting yellow and red fall is coming<3#and i bought a donut came home from class and made coffe#and then... BAM!!! kathony dancing :')#the gods from above really said “let give this bitch a break:)”
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#disco elysium#kim kitsuragi#harry du bois#coupris kineema#I caught a wild hare looking at lupin the 3rd pics and the lil song hook from count of calligostro wont leave my head#So i blacked out and woke up with this in my hands after two hours#Freehanded lines baybeeee#Theres something so satisfying about a straight inkline sigh#Also the kineema? What is wrong with that bitch
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the obscene amount of chronic pain Luke Skywalker must face...
#AGH.#his whole body is probably so FUCKED UP from so many things#1: freezing to near death must've fucked up at least ONE of his systems#2: electrocution mustve fucked up at least MULTIPLE of his systems#3: he lost a hand so the phantom pain probs exists and instead of letting that fix itself they just put another hand on him instantly#so the nerves he's receiving from that hand vs the nerves still convinced he's missing a hand vs the nerves convinced he has his flesh hand#YEA imagine how fucked up thats gotta be#and 4: he keeps getting thrown or beat up or shot at so. so wounds everywhere there.#YEAH okay#this was my 4 am thought after my cat woke me up to be a little bitch#luke skywalker#star wars
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College students WISH they could be him
#house md#hate crimes md#gregory house#greg house#babygirl shotgunning his 5 hour energy#you know he could've done that when he bought it but he wanted to make sure his employees watched him#it's a really elaborate way of bitching that Wilson woke him up too early
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(I'M ON S2 EP12 NO SPOILERS PLEASE)
@ddrunkbard has taken most of this constant "I LOVE IANTO HE'S THE BEST AND MY FAVOURITE"
#torchwood#ianto jones#he's my favourite i love him#s2 has been a great season because ianto just woke up and chose to be the sassiest bitch going#AND I FREAKING LOVE HIM FOR IT#also living for the janto scenes lmaooooo
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i just think. andrew's possessive and mean and does horrible damage to people he ought to consider friends and he's physically violent to the point of literal GBH charges and he carries knives and you dont know his boundaries you just know if you cross them even accidentally he WILL gut you and. he's the most selfless person on the team and he willingly resigns himself to a hellish existence if it means his brother stays out of it his brother who he doesnt even know and hasnt met a single time in his life doesnt even know he EXISTED until suddenly he does and he puts his brother's livelihood over his simply because there's a chance he might drag him down and he isn't going to risk it and he kills his brother's abuser without question knowing full well he'll be hated for it and he doesn't mind it because in his head it was the only possible response he could have given and he gets his brother off drugs and again with his teammate who he owes nothing to and he doesn't know how to love and he's clumsy and far too sharp with it but. if he decides someone is his it's common knowledge to leave them the fuck alone because he just grabs onto the few people he can tolerate and he doesnt let go doesnt know how to let go holds on so tight he leaves claw marks his devotion is a violent, bloody thing with teeth and he doesnt know how to be gentle and he doesnt want to be gentle and. he likes sweet things and he tears his food up like a child and he's vicious in his teasing and he loves his eccentric therapist and he buys her little ornaments and he argues on apocalypse survival strategies with the teammate deemed too nice for him and. he has an eidetic memory and is wickedly observant to the point he predicts certain teammates better than even their closest friends can and he exists in the narrative as this indomitable boy of iron who is strong enough to carry neil's trauma and stand firm against it and he is he is he is but once he was seven. he was seven and he believed him. he said please enough to hate the word. no one was strong for him. no one saved him. they call him monster even now
#what if - and i mean this genuinely - i went to sleep and never woke up. what if i went gentle into that goodnight. what if i killed everyon#none of you bitches are even close to understanding andrew like i do im in his stupid fucking head i cant GET OUT#nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh im want to tearing my fuckiggn hair out ive had ENOUGH#andrew minyard#aftg#hella reads aftg
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"so that he's ready for eddie"
tell me you don't see buck as his own character without telling me you don't see buck as his own character.
he has not gone through all this growth over the past 7 seasons, and will continue to grow, all to make him "ready" to finally love and date eddie. he has done it for himself.
and we know why you're reducing buck's growth to the romantic relationship you want him to be in—it's because you still haven't unpacked your heteronormativity and view buck as "the woman" in the relationship, so of course his growth all has to be in service of said relationship, while eddie simply gets to grow for himself
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very important question for all of the trek fandom ‼️(lol)
#star trek#star trek tos#tos#star trek aos#leonard mccoy#bones mccoy#spock#jim kirk#mcspirk#triumvirate#star trek meme#personally im a bones#who wouldnt want to wake up absolutely cradled in pillows#heaven on earth imo#one of mine ripped real bad so i had to throw it away and literally two weeks later i woke up in the morning and immediately#bruised half my ass by violently acquainting my pelvic girdle with the windowsill#hurt like a fuckin bitch#which is why more pillows is always correct
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For the pain sharing AU; if Wild had a memory of how he died again, would that remembered pain transfer, like how emotional pain does?
So they get the double whammy of “failure/ache” and “my skin is melting off, and I think I have at least five broken bones, and I’m standing on at least one”
Ooough oh my god
The idea of wild having a memory moment reliving that one memory u get in game when he dies in zelda's arms and all of them feeling his emotional and physical pain full force is killing me
I personally believe the remembered physical pain would transfer, like how when u dream u get injured u wake up remembering the pain in real life I bet it's similar in this situation too
#i remember i once dreamed i got shot#and even though I've never gotten shot lol in the dream it hurt like a bitch#and i woke up like DAMN THAR HURTED !!!!!#anyway yeah i agree with u the remembered pain would transfer lol#lu pain sharing au#miry's ask box
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You will never make me hate Save. Sorry I'm not sorry. I actually thought he was gonna be the one to put Grandma in the hospital after his conversation with Hope last week, so nothing he did this week surprised me.
Like, he's been with Hope since they were kids and he saw him hella beaten, bloody, and passed out on his floor (he didn't even get his apartment door closed first) because his boss beat him. I'm not surprised he's willing to do anything to try to make things better for him. Especially since it's heavily implied this has happened before. And yeah Hope likes fights and being violent, but it's not a fight against Arun's dad. That's his boss that he can't do anything against in his own defense.
Is it okay what Save did/is doing? No. Do the other residents of their neighborhood deserve anything he's done/will do to them? Hell no. Does Jack deserve any of this happening? Fuck no. Is this going to bite him in the ass because now the boss knows he will do anything for Hope (and vice versa)? Almost certainly. But all of his actions make complete sense when you acknowledge he's doing everything trying to help the man he so clearly loves. You don't have to like him or agree with his choices, but they didn't come out of nowhere and there aren't just because he's an asshole. He and Hope are stuck in poverty and debt themselves. He's living in a tragedy too, the only difference is his story just isn't what this show is about.
#jack and joker#jack and joker the series#jack & joker#hopesave#everyone acting like he's doing all this gleefully and shit because he woke up and wanted to be a bitch#are severely missing the point of both him this storyline and the show itself tbh#but I've seen multiple people saying everything shitty happening is on Tattoo since he stole Arun's necklace#so I'm disappointed but not surprised by the reception to Save#I'm not sorry I'm not sorry about that#regular clyde
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