#woke up. bitch.

[ransomnote]

i can think of like three saw traps my hypermobile ass could get out of just fine.

[prlssprfctn]

Batboys, who finally got Jason to agree to join them in their Farm Weekends at Kents, and who beforehand warned Kon and Jon that, well, Jason can be a little flippant, but it nothing personal, only to find out that Jason has an awful, tooth-rotting soft spot for Supers.

Kon, sighing: Okay, Jon, remember, this guy is probably like Damian but older and worse... On the other side, you probably would like that, but just in case if he makes you cry, call me. I'll deal with him. Jon, giggling: Don't worry, Kon. Jason, appearing on the doorsteps: Hey, little ones. I wasn't sure what people usually bring as a gift when they are staying at someone, so I bought the bunch of sweets for ya. You don't mind, do you? Kon: L-little ones? Jon: SWEETS!

Batboys are flabbergasted. Jason never acts like this with them, so what the actual fuck. Tim checks on Jason's temperature, like, three times in the row, and gets his hand smacked. Damian stares at Jason, trying to figure out if the Pit madness had returned in a different light. They have no explanation for this.

Kon: Dude, you said that he was meanie. Tim: He IS. Usually. Kon: I don't know, man... He lets Jon sit on his shoulders and piggybacked me this morning. That's not really mean to me. Tim: WELL. HE NEVER DOES THIS WITH US. Kon: Maybe he just doesn't like you that much. Tim: SHUT UP.

Jason, helping to Lois with some chores: So, I need some help in stalls. Pretty boy, come and help me. Kon: (keeps standing cluelessly) Jason: (glares at him, confused) Kon: Oh! I am pretty boy? Jason: Yeah? Chop-chop, come on. Tim, muttering: All I get is Timbers. And Timberline. And Timmers.

Jason, cooing on Jon: Aw-w, here goes my itty bitty tiny- Damian: (growls) Tim: Somebody sedate me. Kon, twirling around in new leather jacket that he stole from Jason: Yeah, we are his new siblings at this point.

Dick: I am. SO. Happy. That. Little. Wing. Finally. Can. Unleash his. True. Cringey brother. Personality. Tim, concerned: Is that kryptonite in your hands? Dick: No. No. Don't get me wrong. I am very happy. I had waited for this day for years, even. Well. I expected ME to be his itty bitty tiny weenie. But. That's fine. I am fine. Damian: I'll fetch father... Tim: Yeah. Please.

[wolfchans]

WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM

[synthwavecryptid]

long rest after the house of grief

(also known as crawling in bed with your bf and your bf’s bf to allow yourself some selfish comfort)

[meraki-yao]

BITCH THIS IS AN UNRELEASED ONE

ALEX'S WHOLE ELBOW IS AROUND HENRY'S NECK WE HAVEN'T SEEN THAT BEFORE

See: left, arm on waist, right, hand on shoulder

NOT ONE WHERE HIS WHOLE FUCKING ELBOW IS AROUND HENRY'S NECK

PRIME I SWEAR TO GOD

[denkilightning]

watching dreams stream rn and the way dream always carries out conflict/confrontation conversations with entire paragraphs of stating everything about the situation from his perspective, how it makes him feel, what can be done about it and basically being extremely emotionally intelligent and mature for which the main proof is the message he sent tommy that he showed in the beginning VS tommys portrayal of him being a purposefully slow caricature with 'youre a bully 2x' 'its mine' 'youre the worst person ever' making him seem like a child mentally... same man who called dream 'an actual bastard' for posting a meme with the r slur in it

[erinwantstowrite]

i think im not a fan of what dc keeps doing with jason because they keep having him, the abused, become an abuser in some way shape or form. and the classism they don't want to talk about (i am being so for real there is a genuine problem of both writers and readers who do not understand jason's background and it pissed me off so bad because it always shapes their opinion of him in the wrong way and they don't care to even try to listen). and how if they were going to have him come back they should have had delved into his identity crisis and the inherent horror of coming back but not knowing how or why or what to do about it and not knowing what you were doing while dead and having to deal with time jumping forward on you and the fact that you will never get the time back and no one will he the same as they were before you died and how isolating and lonely that would be. and they also definitely weren't prepared for the fact that jason was grieving his life and his death and his hopes for his mother and his dad who didn't get there in time and the dc writers are fucking cowards. which brings me to my next point: why do we keep listening to them about shit because they are quite literally always fighting with each other and projecting their own personal biases into characters (i.e. making them worse than they are/2 dimensional/trying to make them iredeemable so their favorite character gets to shine) and also they are all freaks of nature with a consistent problem of being God Awful People who why would we trust them with these characters. jason todd they don't get you like i do

[happy-and-gay-tortoise]

Good punk bands I can think of rn bc I just woke up, have fun. (These are all basic bitch punk bands bc it's fun to be like other girls [/j] when ur lazy)

-Bad brains

-NOFX

-The Interrupters

-Rancid

-Rage Against The Machine

-Pennywise

-Crass

-The Suicide Machines

-Against Me

-Bad Religion

-Violent Femmes

-Bikini Kill

-X-Ray Spex

-Dead Kennedys

-Operation Ivy

-G.L.O.S.S.

-The Clash

-The Ramones

-Black Flag

-Misfits

-Decendents

-The Cramps

-Subhumans

-Minor Threat

-Adolecents

-The Queers

-Agent Orange

-Bad cop, Bad cop

-1876

-Face to Face

-Pleasure venom

-nomeansno

-Out to lunch

-The Bronx

-Sunny Day Real Estate

-Antidiote

-A Global Threat

-Tribe 8

-Big Joanie

-Masked Intruder

<also look up the fun police on spotify they're my parents band and have been around for forever and they're AMAZING (self-promo lmao)>

[themagicalfancat]

College students WISH they could be him

[gamoraswonder]

[simswoon]

My babies and their parents

also the other siblings and spouses

[oodlesodoodles]

[engagemythrusters]

the obscene amount of chronic pain Luke Skywalker must face...

[samsrowena]

samwena rain kiss. she’s going OFF on him about her messy hair and her runny makeup and how her very fancy and super expensive dress is ruined because this is vintage samuel and sam decides right then and there there’s only one way to shut her up

[captainfairygodmother]

(I'M ON S2 EP12 NO SPOILERS PLEASE)

@ddrunkbard has taken most of this constant "I LOVE IANTO HE'S THE BEST AND MY FAVOURITE"

[kennyomegasweave]

You will never make me hate Save. Sorry I'm not sorry. I actually thought he was gonna be the one to put Grandma in the hospital after his conversation with Hope last week, so nothing he did this week surprised me.

Like, he's been with Hope since they were kids and he saw him hella beaten, bloody, and passed out on his floor (he didn't even get his apartment door closed first) because his boss beat him. I'm not surprised he's willing to do anything to try to make things better for him. Especially since it's heavily implied this has happened before. And yeah Hope likes fights and being violent, but it's not a fight against Arun's dad. That's his boss that he can't do anything against in his own defense.

Is it okay what Save did/is doing? No. Do the other residents of their neighborhood deserve anything he's done/will do to them? Hell no. Does Jack deserve any of this happening? Fuck no. Is this going to bite him in the ass because now the boss knows he will do anything for Hope (and vice versa)? Almost certainly. But all of his actions make complete sense when you acknowledge he's doing everything trying to help the man he so clearly loves. You don't have to like him or agree with his choices, but they didn't come out of nowhere and there aren't just because he's an asshole. He and Hope are stuck in poverty and debt themselves. He's living in a tragedy too, the only difference is his story just isn't what this show is about.