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Me and my girlfriend did a lil photo shoot in our regalia back in December

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every time there’s suddenly a hate campaign against a female celebrity, the internet comes forward with their attitude of “i know the LAST one turned out to be a misogynistic and manipulative smear campaign after a woman was being abused and taken advantage of, but THIS TIME it’s real and justified” and then it never is and the cycle just repeats endlessly

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what it feels like being an mcr fan and not immediately getting weak at the knees and drooling for 2007 frank iero

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them asexual cake jokes were a cia run psyop to get the faggots fighting

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i hate being transgender i haven't experienced gender envy from images in years and tonight this changed all of that i hate it here I HATE IT HERE

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my cat Meatball’s hanukkah sweater started kinda coming off, so my girlfriend went to fix it, and as she did so she said to him, in her most tender and maternal voice, “aww, is your shirt coming off? whore”

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Divine in John Waters' Pink Flamingos

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not listening to the radio makes you a fucking dweeb youre missing out on shit like afrofusion jazz sundays and thats just embarrassing

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if you make any merch relating to or about luigi mangione you better be using every cent you make off of it to buy people's medical debt and pay it off. anything less and you're an opportunistic shill.

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i'm so tired of being in this HOUSE GET ME OUTTTTTTT

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i need to dye my eyebrows back to their natural color before i go to sicily so my cousins i'm gonna meet up with believe i'm actually related to them

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author’s notes today: hey guys so just a warning there isn’t 100% explicit verbal consent even though they’re both really into it so remember this is FICTION, also they don’t use a condom :((( but in real life safe sex is important!!! please be safe out there everyone

a/n back in the day: kept thinking about ____ stabbing knives through both of _____’s hands to pin him in place while they fucked so here you go lol =P

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They are now calling for a boycott of all Starbucks stores for December 20th to December 24th.