#wof dinner

[ninoxwof]

Stonemover the Nightwing (and Dinner!)

[Image Description: A digital drawing depicting Stonemover from Wings of Fire. He is a stony gray nightwing dragon with tired green eyes and spots of mossy green growing on his legs, tail, back and wings. His eyebrows, nose, horns and spines are like crumbling rocks and stalagmites and he has cracks all over his body. He is laying down with a sort of tired and glum look on his face. In a second picture, dinner the fox is added to it. He's a red fox with a creamy underbelly, and brown sock markings and ears. He is sitting close to Stonemover, next to his back leg. /.End ID]

[daily-orange-character]

Daily Orange Character #157:

Dinner from Wings of Fire!

[resident-wof-expert]

Auklet: Is it okay that I don't want to be alive anymore?

Coral: Yes, Auklet. That's normal.

[tora-the-cat]

On the left, Tsunami; Being born with the weight of the world on her shoulders and then choosing to take a position of authority among the 4 others raised for the same destiny would be bad enough, but Tsunami has never done anything by halves. So of course she is also the lost heir of a kingdom with two younger sisters at constant risk of assassination. At least most people are smart enough to listen to her, though.

On the right, Allison Hargreeves; not the oldest child, but definitely the Eldest Daughter. With six siblings, each with trauma as complex and unadressed as the next, she's been raised to use her words and emotions as weapons and leverage. Even as an adult, she often bears the burden of being the most socialized and emotionally intelligent among her siblings (though the bar is on the ground). It's no wonder that when she inevitably cracks, she snaps hard.

Both are no nonsense and self assured characters who refuse to let anyone tell them what to do with their life, but they refuse to let go of any of their siblings, either. They've almost certainly got some big important Thing to get back to, so everyone get voting!

[deersoncupcakes]

does starflight have dinner on his blindfold ,,,,

Got bored so I drew my WoF old man yaoi (Mastermind and Chameleon). I don't know if either of them are even that old?? But they just have that energy.

Sometime in the future, I imagine Chameleon gets imprisoned by the RainWings for his crimes. He and Mastermind—who is also still imprisoned—bond over being awful single dads and maybe start to like each other. And then maybe they can learn to be better (or learn to be worse). Still thinking it through, idk.

Also, Peril and Starflight get to deal with suddenly maybe being siblings and complain about their awful dads. They can complain about Kestrel, too.

[wings-of-fire-confessions]

I hate the fact that WoF has modern day animals. like no way are some of these species gonna survive in a world full of dragons

I think WoF should have big extinct animals like the Palaeoloxodons, who is a absolute unit of a elephant, who could probably take down a Mudwing. Quetzalcoatlus so the dragons have some competition in the sky. And maybe the Shastasaurus can munch on some Seawings for dinner >:)

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[accio-victuuri]

sharing this new fake rumor posted over at zsww fake house. it’s a pretty long one ✌🏼going by the conversations, i think the intent here is to supplement their alleged meet up recently. usual disclaimer, this is not real. treat as fan fiction. there are some unnecessary bits omitted but very minimal. just so it wouldn’t be a full translation.

XZ: Don’t worry, I haven’t downloaded it yet.

XZ: Yeah, I know

XZ: I said it

XZ: Well, then I’ll start here.

XZ: Try to be early

XZ: 🫵🏻 Watch for some time

staff: Don’t worry

It has been arranged, but it is not necessary, but there is a sense of ceremony, so I went to prepare it.

people interpret this as XZ watching WoF! i’m cackling cause he is asking the staff to watch it too when he is not looking. reminds me of that other rumor that WYB does the same. he asks staff to watch and then they will tell him what happened if he is too busy to. and he is saying to wyb to come early, maybe he wants to watch it together!

XZ: Don’t move, just lie down.

WYB: It’s okay

WYB: I fell asleep in the car for a while

XZ: Are your legs sore?

WYB: Not bad

WYB: Why do you look at me like that?

XZ: What do you think?

WYB: ☺️ ���😏😏

XZ: Virtue

WYB: 😀😀

WYB: It's okay. Look. Okay.

WYB: It’s starting to itch a little bit

XZ: Don’t buckle

as for the “virtue” term i looked it up on baidu and it seems like this is used more on the reason of telling WYB off cause what he is thinking is 😏😏.

the itching is probably the wound he has on his hand that is drying up now. and how xz is so concerned for wyb! AHHHHHHH!

XZ: I told you before that you wouldn’t listen.

XZ: It’s quite obvious on TV that there’s a trap.

WYB: Where did you see it?

XZ: Watch the clips. I want to watch them all. Where can I find the time?

WYB: Oh

WYB: You still have time to rest more, ge

WYB: You must be tired, ge 🥺

(….)

XZ: Don’t force me into happy moments……

WYB: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

watching WoF clips! Hahahahahaha! I find it really cute how they support each other

WYB: What are you having for dinner?

XZ: Please hurry up, please

this next part is mostly WYB being clowned by staff and his continued refusal to make vlogs 🤪 and him not approving an increase in budget! here is a bit:

Staff 2: 😂😂😂😂

Staff 3: You don’t need to provide us with a vlog

WYB: That saves money

Staff 4: Then my budget has increased

WYB: Not approved

Staff 4: 😂

XZ: Mr. Wei has spoken. You must listen.

WYB: I’ll give you some for yourselves.

XZ: Are Mr. Wei’s rights limited to this much?

WYB: It’s up to you whether it’s you or not

XZ: 😅

XZ: Do you think I’ve treated you badly?

WYB: Just kidding, didn’t you click on all of them?

mister wei 🥺🥺🥺 why do i have a feeling that XZ’s favorite right now is Wei Ruolai?

XZ: He doesn’t have many opportunities, so use them and cherish them.

Staff 4: Finished. Here.

WYB: Oh, can you finish it?

WYB: Who do you belong to?

XZ: Report to you

WYB: Huh?

XZ: Repay...the real reward📱take it and repay it

WYB: Then I can take it apart and buy it....

XZ: Then buy it yourself

WYB: You buy it for me...what you just said

XZ: I didn’t say

XZ: OK OK OK

XZ: Aren’t they all in your hands? Buy it yourself.

WYB: Don’t worry if I buy a lot at once

XZ: Scared. I’m so scared.

WYB: I bought just one

WYB: ☺️

XZ: 👍🏻

this is confusing me but what i can gather is wyb bought something! what is it? 👀

Isn't it just for us all to hear you whispering, coaxing, and speaking so loudly? Come on, eat, the meal is here, if you don't eat, you'll be full first.

P.S: The boss doesn’t know that he blinks when he’s trying to coax people.

i love this last part cause OP is sort of complaining about the two lovebirds! as usual, having their own world. and idk who the “boss” is that blinks, or maybe he is trying to be cute by slow-blinking? i have a feeling it’s xz tho 😂😂😂😂

-END.

[simplegeneral]

What if Oasis had survived (as in, not died stupidly)?

The death of Oasis have led to the entire events of Wings of Fire to begin, and even be possible. Without it, wof would not be the story we know, and what if she had survived such a pathetic death?

4993 AS:

- POD: Oasis goes out to hunt some scavengers and comes back with some nice meals for dinner!

4994 AS:

Sky Palace Conference;

Queens Oasis and Scarlet meet at the Sky Palace to discuss the matter of Possibility, the flashpoint of the highest tensions in Pyrrhia in the last months. The city, a merge of SkyWings and SandWings had no clear authority from either, and have much strategic significance that either refused to leave it.

For Oasis, Possibility lies on the delta of the Five-tails river, the breadbasket of her queendom, to give up to it would massively strengthen Scarlet while severely weakening the SandWings. For Scarlet, the town is an important trading outpost and taking control over it would keep the SandWings in check.

Both queens have had a recent history of clashes. While Oasis and Firestorm had kept a relatively stable diplomacy after decades of skirmishes, with the very treaty that founded Possibility, her death and the ascension of Scarlet did much to disturb the very fragile peace. The jumpstarted SkyWing queen was distant, unpredictable and downright, most would say, insane. Oasis had none of her threats and quite often “all bark, but no bite” diplomacy she conducted.

As SandWing and SkyWing soldiers threat and sometimes openly fight in the city, Oasis and Scarlet have threw around proposals that could benefit either of them, while their emissaries proposed an independent and equal-partner trade city to both of them, to which both refused.

Neither side backs down and both leave, the stormy clouds are gathering in Pyrrhia.

4995 AS:

Battle of Possibility;

After weeks of tension and uncertainty, Queen Oasis had made the first move. Under princess Burn, the SandWings launch a sweeping attack against the SkyWing side of Possibility, taking the SkyWings completely unprepared. The battle was a decisive SandWing victory and they took all of Possibility.

Queen Scarlet reacted poorly to the news, to say the least. She had her commander-in-chief, princess Burgundy, executed publicly for her embarrassing failure, despite obeying Scarlet’s very orders to not mobilize, nor provoke a SandWing aggression.

Truth was, Scarlet was not ready for a war yet. Caught amidst a massive economical shift and military organization, the SkyWings suffered a huge blow, having yet to recover from the infamous Burning Fields event, when Queen Scarlet made her move to destroy the so long and hard-fought autonomy of the Sky Queendom’s provinces in favor of an absolutist control of all the land, from nobles or commoners alike, the resulting war led to the burning of countless fields and crops as retaliation acts from Scarlet, resulting in a famine.

Queen Oasis had exactly hoped for this. She had to defeat the SkyWing war machine while it was broken, otherwise its full mobilization could indeed threaten her. While they were defeated, their loss merely strengthened Scarlet and the SkyWings’ resolve to fight, through whatever means they could.

Scarlet would return.

4996 AS:

The Mountains’ Campaign;

The nightmare of any military commander in Pyrrhia was to fight the SkyWings at their preferred terrain, the mountains. With low air density and incredibly tall mountains, it was a nightmare to think the SandWings, so used to plains and sea level atmosphere could ever fight in such conditions, but such a thing was not a concern of general Burn, who pressed her initial victory in Possibility with a daring strike at the heart of the Claws of the Clouds mountains.

While none could ever doubt princess Burn’s will in her pursuit of victory, clear doubts about her logistics and management could be noted. The Sandstorm, as its the nickname of the sand queendom’s main force, made out of four armies, with 2500 soldiers had fought battle after battle in the mountains, as the SkyWings ambushed and caused attrition to wherever they flew towards, wherever they rested. Scarlet’s army was disorganized and underequipped, but none could doubt their fanaticism for their queen.

By the end of 4996 AS, The Sandstorm had been reduced to 1600 dragons, with large casualties, Oasis had recalled Burn to the palace and ransacked her from commanding, Burn would now be general of the Sand Palace’s garrison, a tragic contrast of her military commanding during OTL’s Great War. While demoting Burn seemed unthinkable, there was no dragon in this world that could take such action other than Oasis, who had taken the military affairs in her own talons and she does not falter.

4997 AS:

The Silent War;

The SandWings were known for their underground empires of crime and lawlessness, one such as the Talons of Power, led by Vulture, which have been the archnemesis of Oasis for decades. While the iron queen had kept them under check and near constant threat of extermination, no doubt the war had opened doors that Vulture never misses.

For one, Queen Scarlet, hoping to take every advantage she could against the SandWings, had opened her communication with the crime lord, offering him to expand his business dealings openly through the Sky Queendom, acquiring some much needed dragonflame cactus, which would be useful later.

For another, princess Blister had gone rogue as her mother departed from the palace. While not outright denouncing her mother, Blister has been an unusual notable voice of peace during the war so far. Considering Oasis’ aggression as unprovoked and Queen Scarlet as merely doing her barking without bite, she did managed to convince many SandWings that the war was completely pointless.

The shadowy princess have been long known for having her secret dealings with the underground world, such as Vulture, and now had been thrown in a promising position of potentially overthrowing Oasis and declaring herself as new queen, ending the war, but one very big problem was in her way, Burn.

Princess Burn is the most loyal follower of her mother, and an even bigger voice for war against Scarlet. While Blister convinced the SandWings with sweet words and reasoning, Burn convinced them through her strength and fanatical warmongery in defense of Oasis. And there was Blaze too, but quite often, she supported the side of her mother, who bribed her the most.

4998 AS:

The Sky is Red;

Queen Scarlet, reorganizing her army and subjects following the defeats, but decisive halting of Burn’s campaign in the mountains, organized a massive counter-attack across the entire front, mobilizing thousands of dragons to her cause, the SkyWing queen outnumbered the SandWings nearly 3 to 1, the most decisive advantage to strike, and so she did.

Through a series of quick battles in the beginning, the SandWings were pushed out the mountains swiftly, with dozens captured, whom would fight to the death at Scarlet’s arena, while the rest retreated.

As the SkyWings approached the five-tails and the sand queendom’s border, Oasis had manage to hold the line and clashed against the SkyWings once again at Possibility, but their overwhelming force had made she retreat from the town to its outskirts, but the SkyWings pursued them faster than they could retreat.

Soon after reconquering Possibility, Scarlet had her armies at the gates of the Sand Palace, in her final humiliation of Oasis for all of Pyrrhia to see, the old SandWing queen was on her last legs, or so she thought.

The Battle of the Sand Palace was an epic clash of the two larges armies Pyrrhia had ever seem in history, in a bloodbath of apocalyptic proportions. The SandWings, under Oasis, Burn and Sandstorm however, won the battle of will, crushing the SkyWings in a decisive if not pyrrhic victory for the SandWings.

4999 AS:

Truce of Possibility;

In the awake of the battle for the sand palace, the SandWings pushed against Scarlet’s forces and soon both forces clashed again in the third battle for Possibility, reaching an inconclusive end.

Both states were now weakened from the war, and a truce was called at Possibility, the city where it all begun, Oasis and Scarlet met and signed a truce which ended the bloodiest war Pyrrhia has seen in several decades.

The terms of the truce were ridiculous to say the least, status quo. Possibility remained divided between both queendoms, but now turned into a very militarized zone, increasing the tension it once had already high enough, the war was a pointless waste of lives.

Even with that, both sides knew the rematch would happen, not when it would, but it was inevitable.

Together with Burn, Oasis saw a refit of the palace, pierced by Scarlet’s kinetic projectiles which could penetrate several meters of solid concrete, necessary changes were made, and the outer layers were thickened by nearly 10 meters, and field tests had showed virtually no damage to the structure.

On Scarlet’s side, the stalemate was upsetting, but not exactly the worst outcome for a completely unprepared state, in her due time, Scarlet would refit her queendom, gear up to war and destroy Oasis and the Sand Queendom once for all.

5000 AS:

Night Island Eruption;

In the distant northern islands of Pyrrhia, far off the shores of the Sky Queendom, lied the Night Queendom, in exile, to be more exact, and its volcano had erupted that year, causing chaos and destruction in the island and in the world.

Temperatures dropped, crops failed, cattle died in mass and starvation followed most of Pyrrhia, especially the Sand Queendom, which had suffered particularly bad from the war against Scarlet, which destroyed mostly their side of the fertiles of the Great Five-tails river.

Although still relying on food imports from the Diamond Spray, Scarlet’s agriculture fared no better, despite being in better shape than the SandWing’s, as mobilizing a large mass of peasants had diverted much of the labor from the fields, causing the understaffed farms to not manage to harvest things in time and losing precious food and cattle.

5001 AS:

Without the Great War from OTL and with peace restored through the queendoms, Morrowseer’s prophecy idea is rejected by queen Battlewinner, since there was no follow up to convincing the queendoms to accept the NightWing takeover of the Rainforest.

A plan was made instead for the possible negotiation with either queen Scarlet or queen Coral for the safe passage of the NightWings, or even the settlement of one of the SeaWing islands, but the danger to reveal the sorry state of the NightWings would bring years of political intrigue and stalemate to come.

5002 AS:

Queen Battlewinner decides to move to the Rainforest, but not as a hostile takeover, she sends Stonemover to the continent to open a tunnel between their island and the rainforest, and Morrowseer is to become her emissary in the quest to negotiate with the RainWings.

5003 AS:

Second Sky Palace Conference;

At another conference at the Sky Palace, Queens Coral and Scarlet meet for what become a historic compromise. Since Darkstalker’s times, in the aftermath of Albatross’ murder rampage of the royal SeaWing family, including one SkyWing princess, the damage to their diplomacy was never truly recovered, despite large sums of pearls sent to the Sky Queendom by the then recently crowned Queen Pearl.

Queen Coral sought to reestablish the once thriving SeaWing villages in the shores of the Sky Queendom, once upon a time an important and prosperous trade hub between both queendoms, and while Queen Scarlet seemed uninterested at first, she saw opportunity in the proposal. The Sky Queendom, despite being the defenders, not aggressors, in the recent war between her and Oasis, still ended it being seem as the villain by other tribes, for Scarlet’s insane approach to diplomacy led no favors to her against the much more popular and respected Queen Oasis.

If Scarlet was to wage war again, the other queendoms would not stand and watch she go at it again. She needed an ally, or at least, the promise of neutrality, which Coral was more than willing to give it. The SeaWing villages would be reestablished under SkyWing authority, but enjoy their local autonomy for the time being.

The new conference was a success in its intent, and Queen Scarlet finally had something to boost about her diplomatic skills, though she had given much, her territory, her control and her economy, and actually only successfully got a trade deal and a neutrality pact from Coral. Of course, she would manage to spin this around through her propaganda machine to look like a glorious achievement of a peace-seeking queen.

5004 AS:

A Good Ol’ Royal Drama;

Royal drama spreads through the Sand Queendom once again, for Oasis’ shock, it was her eldest daughter, hanging up with another general, Sandstorm, have declared their romantic interests.

The tale is recent, yet, unsurprising, for prince Smolder also used to hang up with a commoner, Palm, whom Oasis had chased away from the palace, and when she returned, had her supposedly imprisoned for life. Oasis was really committed to her three-heirs plan and thus the first clashes between she and her daughter had begun.

Despite Sandstorm being a high-ranking general, he had come from simple origins, was tough and burly, but gentle, a jockester and often lacked any sense of the royal addressing and education. For this, Oasis was unwilling to allow such marriage whatsoever, but Burn expressed her complete lack of interest in the weak minded and lazy nobility at the palace.

Despite her anger, Oasis still favored Burn over her other dragonets, she saw some compromise, for she truly intended to get rid of Blister as a potential heir anyways. But as both of them went to the palace in the aftermath of the discussion, Blister had disappeared again, this time never to return.

The SandWing princess saw it coming, always the most hated out of the three heirs, she went rogue once, and was fine in doing again, hiding in the Scorpion Den while reconnecting with some of her contacts within the Talons of Power.

5005 AS:

Brightest Night;

Celebrations had begun in the Sand Queendom, as the brightest night had come, every once a century or so, its marked by a week of celebrations and festivities, but this time, was also marked by the hunt of Blister. Oasis was determined to get rid of her daughter once for all, better yet if it would be by her own talons.

The night is also marked by the hatchings of Clay, Beetle, Starflight, Tsunami and Glory.

Tsunami’s egg was saved from an unknown assassin of princesses within the palace, by a young soldier named Webs, he reported that the statue was trying to murder the egg, and the first clashes between Coral and Orca begun, resulting in a challenge fight and the death of princess Orca.

In Scarlet’s realm, the brightest night is marked by the reveal of her new weapon, while secretly being saved from death by SkyWing law, Peril would become Scarlet’s new toy to use in a potential war to come.

5006 AS:

Another Royal Drama;

While the search for Blister was ongoing, Oasis had another terrible news, for after the disappearance of Blister and the marriage of Burn, Blaze started hanging up with a SandWing noble, feeling she was being left out of all the romance fun of life by Oasis’ tragically stupid three-heirs law.

While Oasis had allowed the marriage, she had forbidden them from having dragonets, should they have, Oasis would kill it, for Blaze was a far more useless and acceptable daughter than anything that could come from her.

5010 AS:

Turmoil in the Scorpion Den;

For years Oasis’ forces had searched through the queendom, especially at the den, for any traces of Blister, who was always super careful to never left any traces of her whereabouts, but as the search begun to take long years, Oasis had grew frustrated and more brutal in her methods, and the denizens of the Scorpion Den were to pay the price.

Among her soldiers, was Thorn and Beetle, who were searching for any traces of Blister, when they seemed to have mysteriously stumbled with her on the streets at night. It was dark and many cloaked figures used to walk that way in the den, but Beetle, without Thorn’s permission, decided to follow the cloaked figure and discovered a plot against queen Oasis led by no other than Blister, Cobra and Vulture.

Beetle tries to listen but is halted by one young dragonet, who despite being younger, was already at her size, Qibli. He intends to take her to the Talons, but is halted after she convinces him to let her go, and even come with her, for he could have a better life than how he was treated. Qibli’s loyalties to his mother were fragile at best, and the dragonet accepts.

In the next day, Thorn accepts to adopt Qibli as one of her own, and delivers the news to Oasis, that the Talons were secretly plotting against her. Oasis’ forces crash down against the den harshly, but Vulture and Blister had already escaped to one of their numerous hideouts through the desert, aware of their discovery the moment Qibli had been gone.

5011 AS:

Queendom in Mourning;

At one dinner at night in the Sand Palace, the most excellent meals prepared by the royal kitchen were delivered to the table filled with Oasis’ dragonets and guests. As traditionally, the queen was the first to eat in the feast, but this time things seemed odd.

After taking her first bites at the food, Oasis felt dizzy and collapsed into the ground convulsing while Burn immediately called the doctors and held her mother’s head in her talons.

Oasis’ last words were: “ Curse you, B-Blister! “ as she died right there not too long before the medics had arrived and vestiges of a strong poison were found in the food.

Her presumed heir, Burn had took control of the Sand Queendom and held it in martial law, she would avenge her mother, firstly by executing the chefs and guards that allowed this to happen, they were always so loyal to the queendom, but this event could only mean an infiltrator was among them, but Burn didn't care about finding exactly who, she just executed them. The search for Blister had intensified and became more brutal than ever, with anyone refusing to say a word about Blister’s whereabouts being immediately arrested and throw in the dungeon until further orders.

The death of queen Oasis was felt through Pyrrhia, with all queens, but Scarlet, sending their condolences for her death and offering a queens’ summit to discuss how they should proceed in finding the murderer of Oasis. While Burn had accepted the invitation, the SkyWing seat being empty had led her into rage and she believed not only Blister, but Scarlet was also involved in this plot, she declared war soon afterwards returning to the queendom, launching a massive strike to repeat her victory at Possibility, but the SkyWings this time were ready.

After several years of relative peace, war had begun anew in Pyrrhia. Between Scarlet’s madness and Burn’s rage, the continent this time seemed in a war that would not end like the last one, one of them would die this time, and both sides were very convinced it wouldn’t be them.

[sunmontuewrites]

Wednesday. Despite my exciting trip to the supermarket and flat tyre (all fixed - $33 and not even more than an hour late for work). 😅 Managed 72% success rate yesterday, which was pretty nice. Feeling pretty good all round.

Quiz night

Morning routine / Evening routine

Write 1k / 2k

Tidy and dust end office and vacuum (15 minute tidy)

Add 3 daily diaries to the queue

Buy milk for office

Go for a walk

Breakfast / Lunch / Dinner

Work emails under 20 / 15 / 10 / 5

Work on scavenger hunt

508 grades chased up with supervisors etc.

New Staff photos

PhD student photos

Fill up car with water

Book car in for WoF and service

Drink 2L of water

Review emails in joint inbox

EAB minutes sent out

Coffee - morning hot drink

Moisturise

Do traditional drawing / Do digital drawing

Exercise

(19/28)

69% completed

[puzzled-pegasus]

Percy Jackson stumbles into the SeaWing kingdom :)

Percy turned his head in and found himself face to face with some sort of sea dragon, easily big enough to swallow him whole, with blue-green scales that shone like emeralds, fins along its back, webbed talons, and a wide, muscular tail the length of a school bus or more.

The thing stared at him with flashing green eyes, which he noticed were a similar shade to his own.

Hello, he told the beast in his head, hoping it was friendly.

The dragon's scales glowed and flashed frantically as Percy heard it think, What the f**k?!

Um, excuse me? Percy was surprised at the dragon's response. Usually, sea creatures either greeted him with "my lord"---or if they were hungry and didn't care about Percy's dad being Posiedon---"ooh, dinner!" The dragon's response, though, sounded like shock and confusion.

The dragon's lights flashed some more. You can read my mind?? It said.

Well, kind of, Percy supposed.

You??

Yes. It's me, Percy Jackson, my dad is Posiedon; your lord.

...ohhhh.

----

I made an AU! In this AU, everything is pretty much the same for the demigods in terms of world, except that WoF dragons are among the monsters they already know. The dragons live in their respective habitats, but on Earth, and they worship the Olympians as their gods. Each tribes likes a particular god or gods more than the others, as one would think, but they all worship all of them.

Each demigod is able to communicate with the dragons of the tribe(s) that their godly parent likes the most. Some dragons and demigods end up being friends :)

[theratlivinginyourcouchcushions]

I made a version of my own of the dinner crew wiki photo! The original art was amazing and incredibly helpful, but I had trouble translating the characters into my own art style, hence the reference art! I made some changes based on how well I could draw things, I was a WoF kid growing up, so I have always thought imagined her as a kind of DND style dragon. I got a very helpful response from @gardenofphantoms on what Toby looked like, and my own personal imagining of Mindy (I hope you don’t mind too much @gardenofphantoms (or the writer of the dinner crew) but if you do, please let me know) I just loved the Portland mafia and how it affects the timeline! In a previous post I mentioned that my first tau fic I read was chapter 100 of “tales of a Dreambender” by LadyPhenix, it was amazing! Anyhow, you should go check out the original by @gardenofphantoms

More Kiyo will be coming soon!

[sombrathedragon]

I’m sorry if this is too much for the blog

Ok so there’s this video series that’s “what pokemon gym leaders can say [the bad word for gay]” so I decided. To hell with it, here’s that idea with the WoF protagonists

Clay: He can say it. He may be kissing peril, but he also kisses Sky.

Tsunami: She may have a husband, but that does not stop her from being the biggest lesbian, she can say it.

Glory: Hear me out, she’s straight. She has a husband, and a daughter. But she knows what lesbians want, and teases them with it in leu of rainwings paying taxes

Starflight: He and Fatespeaker are straight… but not in the way Fox News would prefer (🏳️‍⚧️)

Sunny: She is girlkisser incarnate she can say it.

Moon: Pansexual queen, she can say it.

Winter: Can’t say it, does say it

Peril: Can say it, doesn’t say it

Turtle: Surprisingly no. Like he seems really fruity but no he’s definitely straight.

Qibli: I’m going to get murdered for this but no. He can’t say it. He wants to kiss men by candlelight but unfortunately he’s straight

Blue: Sundew gives him the pass.

Cricket: She has two talons, one for Blue, the other for Luna, she can say it.

Sundew: canonically she can say it

Snowfall: Canonically she can say jt

Luna: She kisses Cricket by the light of her flamesilk. (Full tongue)

Darkstalker: I was going to make a trans joke but then I remembered Fathom. Those two definitely had a side thing.

Clearsight: I was going to make a joke of “sure if it means I can take her to dinner” but then I remembered she’s a minor. Anyways her and Indigo definitely had a side thing

Fathom: He’s the sub to both Darkstalker and Indigo. He can say it.

I WAS WATCHING THAT VIDEO SERIES NOT TO LONG AGO I LOVE IT !1!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!

Peril you’re just like me lol

Also Winter is one of the most bi dragons I have ever seen, I feel like he would think he can’t say it but deep down I know what he is /lh

also I’m rocking with moon being a pansexual queen

[resident-wof-expert]

since someone sent one of the ones from Tuis blog I shall send the other one that I found, during the early pandemic, which I guess ALSO took place in WoF(quite the coincidence)

Starflight: I miss school.

Tsunami: This IS school. You’re LITERALLY TRAPPED IN A SCHOOL.

Sunny: But with no students! I miss our students so much!

Starflight: And no homework!

Tsunami: Three moons, if you say you miss homework I will stuff this fish up your nose.

Clay (waking up): Did someone say fish? Is it time for dinner?

Starflight (mournfully): I haven’t read a poorly-worded essay with too many commas in it in WEEKS.

Fatespeaker: I’ll write you one! And then read it to you! I promise I’ll read out every single wrong comma!

Peril: Hey, hey everyone, GUESS WHO is a total expert at social distancing?

Sunny: Is it–

Peril: IT’S ME!

Everyone:

Peril: Because of the not touching anyone. Because of how if anyone touches me they’ll burst into flames.

Starflight: Yeah, we got that.

Peril: So if you have any questions about staying six feet apart and NOT setting other people on fire, I am the dragon to ask! OR NOT THAT’S FINE TOO, you can go ahead and set yourselves on fire, see if I care.

Clay (affectionately): Peril, come help me figure out what a “scone” is.

Nerds.

[nightwingsaregoths]

And here it is! Like with my previous polls, I promise to link the fanfiction from where the winning option is from.

[some-pers0n]

A Thrilling Evening

Fandom: WoF

Characters: Scarlet, Burn, Moorhen

CW: Mentions of war and consuming alcohol

Summary: Scarlet has invited her other allies to a fun little diplomatic meeting. Unfortunately, they don't seem as thrilled about it as she is.

A/N: I wrote this a while ago, but I still quite like it. My goofy brain loves writing entirely evil characters.

"It's always lovely whenever you two are over," Scarlet said, "rarely am I given a proper excuse to host a dinner party. It gives me a chance to talk with some like-minded dragons. Too few are the generals actually entertaining. Too focused on battles and fighting in the planning and war sense to be enjoyable."

"Are we not here on the basis that this is a diplomatic meeting though?" Moorhen asked.

"Well, that is true, but not all diplomatic meetings need to entirely be all strategies and planning and such. I believe you said before that these nights are more about the queens bonding and growing to trust one another than it is about the subjects we talk about, no?" She glanced at the MudWing queen.

"Just try to keep things on topic, won't you?" Burn commented, looking down at the SkyWing. "You are a pleasant host, but I have better things to talk about."

"Oh please, as though you don't find it fun to talk with us," she playfully said. Burn didn't respond, instead continuing to walk in silence. Disappointed by her lack of input, she frowned. "I suppose you can be that way then."

The trio continued before finally getting to the dining hall. Two guards opened the massive doors, revealing the inside. A sprawling hall that stretched quite a distance. A crescent-shaped marble table sat in the middle, adorned with several gems and jewels. It was lit by candlelight, both from the ones on the table and the chandeliers above. Murals were etched into the walls, depicting the rich and mythical history of the SkyWings.

"Come now. The cooks are preparing our meals. The appetizers will arrive soon, don't you worry." Scarlet slunk into her own special throne, picking up a chalice. But, as she pressed it to her lips, no drink was there.

She hissed at it. "Somebody forgot to pour the wine! Servant!"

Moments later, a scrawny young SkyWing popped out from a nearby room. On a platter were several different wines. "Terribly, terribly sorry, my queen," they apologize. "Now, which one would you like–" Scarlet didn't wait for them to finish before ripping the platter from their claws.

"We can select ourselves," she snarled. "Off with you now! Guards! Find whoever was supposed to pour the wine and throw them in the dungeon! There's no excuse for neglecting such a simple task."

She then turned back to the other queens. "Useless is what they are," she spat. "At least they brought us some quality drink, no? Here, make your choice. I personally just adore this one. It has such a rich and deep flavor." The queen held up an orange bottle, popping off the cork and letting the vibrant red liquid pour into her glass.

"Ooh, what's it called?" Moorhen inquired. "Or what winery it's from."

Scarlet shrugged. "Don't know. All I know is that it's divine. You both have to try it. It's an order, as per my rules."

"Why bother giving us a choice if you only want us to drink one wine?" Burn picked up another bottle, inspecting it.

"Hush now. You'll love it, I just know you will. Something to lighten you up! You're so serious all of the time. It's a dinner party after all, you're free to have some fun."

Burn grimaced. "Thank you for insulting me."

She scoffed. "See what I mean? I was having some light banter, and you come in and make it all grounded and unfun." She took a sip, basking in the flavors of her drink. "Either way, drink up. We've got plenty, so don't be shy."

Moorhen poured her own glass from the same fiery orange bottle. "So, how are things in your kingdoms? So many troops are coming back in mine. Many dead, several more wounded and in need of service. It's rather nightmarish."

"Yes, from your failure of a campaign against the IceWings," Burn said. "It was doomed from the start. I thought your tribe would've avoided such harsh environments due to your limited fire abilities."

The russet-brown queen sighed. "We thought that our fire wasn't all too important. I was idiotic and took a chance, believing that somehow we could claim the hold."

"Yes, it was idiotic," the SandWing continued. "The uppermost area of the continent is Scarlet's problem, isn't it? It should've been an issue she tackled with her own army as opposed to you. Valiant efforts, but that was a choice so awful I'd be ashamed for it for the rest of my life."

Moorhen's wings slunk down, clearly embarrassed. "...indeed, yes."

"It was a spectacle, I'll say," Scarlet interjected. "My scouts reported back some details from the battles. If it didn't end so fast, I would've come over to watch."

"And don't think you're free from this either." Burn glared at the SkyWing as she poured her glass. "Like you said, you knew this was happening. You should've supported her."

"It was over so quickly. Besides, it was doomed from the start. The IceWings have that area protected like–"

"Is this war some sort of game to you?" She raised her voice, slamming down her chalice a little. "I may pride myself on war, but this is far from a situation where you can afford to sit around like this. Unlike you, I would rather send my troops out to fight and die for a cause than to watch them brawl to the death in a battle in which the only reward is only temporary."

Scarlet rolled her eyes. "Here she goes again. Blah blah blah, on and on." She leaned on the table, resting one arm on the table and swirling her drink around with the other. "Darling, I am trying. We all are. It's not my fault if she loses a battle, no?"

"By all means, it is. A quick message to your outposts to aid them could've been the difference between defeat or victory."

"Ugh," she groaned. "Can't we talk about something else? We've just sat down, have we not?"

A bit of awkward silence followed before Scarlet spoke up once more, pointing her cup towards a large painting across the wall. It was a portrait of herself. Her likeness was perfectly captured in it. Her talons were resting on a small podium, smoke fuming from her nostrils and curling around her horns. Her golden yellow eyes were piercing and fierce.

"Beautiful, isn't it? Recently commissioned it. Really brings out my beauty, doesn't it?"

"Tacky."

"I'm sorry...what did you say?" She turned towards Burn.

"How much did you spend on such an obnoxious piece? I can't think of any reason as to why you'd pay for a self-centered and absorbed artwork."

"It is not obnoxious!" she said, gesturing to the giant painting of herself. "To answer your question, I paid nothing for it."

"Nothing? Then how did you commission them?" Moorhen asked.

"Well...I wouldn't say commissioned, now that I think of it. More or less threatened the artist into doing so. They were a prisoner of war. Found out through some guards that they were an artist. One thing leads to another, and look at that. Now have a gorgeous portrait to liven the room up."

The conversation dried up a bit. However, soon enough, distant talons-steps could be heard. A lot of them too. Moments later, a group of servers came through the door.

"Appetizers. They include spitfire salad, deviled eggs, and several types of cheeses and sausage," one announced while the others dished out the food. "Dinner will be ready shortly." Just as quickly as they arrived, they disappeared back into the halls of the palace.

"Thank you so much for dinner, Scarlet," the MudWing queen thanked. "It's been quite difficult recently with the famine and such to find such quality food. I pray that the spirits will tip the balance and give us rain."

"I pray the spirits will let us win one moons-forsaken battle." Burn took a bite from one of the sausage links. "It's been ages since I've had a proper win. We need one after that disaster with the IceWing hold. We've been the laughingstock of the continent. It's time we show them that we're something to be feared."

"Agreed. It's so thrilling being in that position. Who wouldn't want to be feared?"

"Well..." Moorhen spoke up. "Isn't it better to be hailed as a nice queen?"

"Soft queens get stabbed and manipulated. Intimidating ones survive the war. The only reason Blaze hasn't had her throat slit yet is because Glacier's got her on a leash. She's useless and would rather play dress-up and throw parties than partake in battle. Reminds me of somebody..."

"Oh, what? Just because I don't send in my troops the one time you're comparing me to your empty-headed sister?" Scarlet complained. "Please. Besides, we all know I'm far more stunning than she'll ever be."

"Beauty is...subjective..."

"Are you saying I'm not lavish? I'm pristine, aren't I? Dragons would kill for my looks. Look at my scales. Not a nick or scratch."

"What's wrong with scars?" Burn asked. "I find them more honorable and respectful than jewelery and crowns. They're marks. They show you've struggled and come back out on top. That, despite everything, you still roam this land. You're still here. You didn't give up. You weren't a coward. You fought and won." She pointed to a rather nasty looking scar, one that went down her entire neck to her torso. "This isn't something I'm ashamed of. This is evidence of how I am not a dragon to mess with."

The SandWing princess took a sig from her cup. "That alone is worth more than anything you have."

"Gee, thanks for the compliment," Scarlet scoffed.

"You're very welcome."

[treefory]

Wof ark one spoilers

So I finished the book about Starflight and I have some questions I’d like to ask the night wings.

So your telling me that a tribe of dragons that are apparently “the smartest dragons” that live on a volcanic island in the middle of the ocean that is actively starving to death never ever thought about fishing as a food source???

Y’all have a mad scientist character who is capable of making an armor that can hold LAVA for their queen… but can’t make a fishing pole?

How about instead of eating rotting animals, you use the flesh too idk… FISH??

If y’all are magical enough to make portals that can reach for hundreds upon hundreds of miles from your island to the opposite side of an entire continent, you couldn’t make a boat? To go fishing?

There is An entire dragon tribe that’s diet is probably like 95% fish and 5% everything else that is thriving in the ocean! Yet you probably never thought about it cuz “it’s not the night wing way!”

I know fishing won’t solve all their problems but maybe if they did have a good old fish dinner once in a while, they wouldn’t act like they have a stick up their asses all the time 🤷‍♀️