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pratchettquotes · 2 years ago

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"Yes, wizards are good at getting you out of the sort of trouble that only wizards can get you into," said Creosote. "Then they expect you to thank them."

Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

#creosote #rincewind #sourcery #discworld #terry pratchett #wizards #trouble #solutions #cause and effect #self fulfilling prophecy #expectations #wizards are good at that #thank you

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animentality · 6 months ago

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#twitter #wizard of oz #wicked #glinda the good witch

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months ago

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I love you Safety Wizard.

(Inspired by @keroascrazy)

#safety wizard #wizard #Tumblr wants me to use the wizardposting tag so badly and I'm tempted. It's a good tag.#Shout out to stackedbirds for sending me the safety wizard post. Beloved mutual and beloved supplier of good wizard posts.#I will make it an open secret that I love me some good goofy wizards.#Safety Wizard has a special pizzazz that just gets the gears turning.#I like to imagine Safety Wizard began their studies as a traffic wizard. Then took some courses in roadside hazard magic.#This sparked an interest in safety magic and resulted in an eventual change of major - but the outfit stayed true to their roots.#All that said and done; The original costume is really good and I hope OP keeps up the good wizarding work.#Remember that distracted driving is extremely dangerous. Do not drive tired or in altered states of awareness.#It is always morally correct to call a friend of ride service if you have even the smallest doubt you will be a safe driver.#And *please* wear proper PPE on your job site. Do not put yourself or other's at risk!

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outromoony · 4 months ago

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Books: Main characters must follow the plot.

Fanfiction: Okay but what if they went to IKEA and fought over furniture instead?

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dommnics · 6 months ago

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Happy Wicked release day! Hope to see it myself in theatres real soon. Very exciting times!!

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shea-parfait · 1 month ago

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And both cried out, “I thought I lost you!”

#pure vanilla cookie #They all deserve a good hug and cry after All Of That #cookie run kingdom #gingerbrave #wizard cookie #strawberry cookie

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ionomycin · 4 months ago

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necromancer's lure

#artists on tumblr #starting the new year with some good old lesbians #what if the undead you summoned was really hot tho #then what #they didn't prepare you for this in wizard school #i hope the year has started gently for you all #i'm staying sane by petting our bunnies a lot #holding onto the slowly lightening days #and playing lots of d&d and pathfinder

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breeberrypies · 4 months ago

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“Only bad witches are ugly ‧₊˚ ⋅* ‧₊

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neo--queen--serenity · 6 months ago

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When the Wizard, grasping for straws to get Elphaba on board, reaches around for Glinda, hauls her forward, and awkwardly declares, “you can even bring your…friend…” in a last ditch effort to win her over?? Like queer subtext or no, that man 1000% assumed they were already dating.

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sunseed-fandump · 7 months ago

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THE NEW WIZARD COSTUME IN OVENBREAK I'M DIE

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #cookie run ovenbreak #my art #wizard cookie #moonlight cookie #hes going to get good dreams forever now

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theartofjessicalivian · 6 months ago

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Wicked🧹

5x7 in

Mixed Media (Copics, Colored pencils, Pen, and Black Gouache)

Limited prints are coming soon!

UPDATE (TUES 12/03): My Glinda portrait has been uploaded as well, so go check it out!

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 4 months ago

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Young Hero Sent On A Quest meets other young heroes also sent on various quests—only to discover they're all being used as free child labor by the same flaky wizard as a scam to collect magical artifacts.

the Young Heroes' collective new "Quest" is now to Unionize.....

#actually this is funnier if there are multiple wizards involved but the 12-year-olds combine their knowledge #and realize the wizards are operating as a unified corporate entity #so then of course they have to go on a Quest To Meet The Monarch #to ask the Crown to rule on this previously undeclared power bloc #which in a feudal fantasy world causes all sorts of political intrigue! none of it good #so we've got corporate executive wizards facing off against royal anti-monopoly legal teams #meanwhile the aforementioned 12-year-olds are standing by pissed off and chewing popcorn #(and hoarding undeclared magical artifacts they may or may not collectively vote to use as ammunition to fuel a revolutionary uprising)#the!! possibilities!!!!!!!!!!!!

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egophiliac · 9 months ago

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(looks at upcoming card releases)

I'm in danger :)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #smoking #my favorite horrible crime guys are back!!!!#(my hot take is that glomas had a better story but these goobers were just SO fun)#(they should be allowed to kidnap and murder(?) at least a few dozen people. as a treat.)#man i knew there was probably going to be a fellow card and yet i still did a bad job of saving my keys #and there's this year's halloween to think about too!#normally i try to avoid leaks and spoilers but i did accidentally see some stuff and if it's real then holy SHIT #on the other hand fellow attacks by basically throwing gidel at people and i desperately need this on my team #regardless of whether or not the card is actually any good #(if they change the animation to remove gidel i am going to RIOT it needs to be either exactly the same or EVEN SILLIER)#actually it would be hilarious if their stats were terrible. just the worst. and yet...#grown man and his kid with a hammer vs a bunch of teen wizards who can shoot fire #the results may shock you #(if they do the same duos-with-the-last-release as they have been with the staff cards then i will absolutely lose it)#(please twst. it would so useless to me but SO funny)#fellow: it's showtime rollo! :)#rollo: who are you

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months ago

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The Wizard Cowboy War (Wizboys VS Cowards) continues on.

#Wizard #Fourfold soul #fitch #nobody #Digital art #Well! Kind of! This one is actually mixed media -the lines are traditionally done with ink #then scanned and coloured digitally. I like the look and the feel of this method a lot.#In case anyone out there was wondering what the original doodle the Cowboy Wizard Jousting comic was - it was this!#I had indended it to stay a sketchbook doodle but I kept thinking about it - and figured 'why not also use it to do an art experiment?'#The funny thing about using existing characters for this is that this isn't even that far off from what they actually are.#The original pitch for the setting of FFS was 'Cowboy Exorcists'. Which sort of just makes them Cowboy Wizards in a way.#Design wise all I really did here was give them sillier hats.#Fitch isn't boy enough for the boy to be more than a carry over from 'cowboy'#But our Nameless Nobody? Yeah. They earned that Coward Badge good and true.#I have a few more doodles from this (AU? I guess?) That I may post if I'm low energy this week.#I missed drawing these little fellas. I should budget my art time to draw them more often...

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outromoony · 4 months ago

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I don’t choose ships. They choose me, and then destroy my life.

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galedekarios · 1 year ago

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while i did a gifset to showcase an armour set, i was also intrigued by just how different the animation is for the wizard class vs gale's unique animation:

wizard class animation

gale's unique animation

it's amazing to see not only just how quickly gale performs the somatic component of the spell, but also his efficiency of movement compared to the standard wizard animation.

there's a world of difference here, the difference between a wizard vs a prodigy, an archwizard and chosen.

#gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #ch: gale dekarios #vg: baldur's gate 3 #series: baldur's gate #meta: mybg3 #i saw someone say in the tags once that faerun can be happy that gale is kind and good-hearted and not v much like the typical(tm) wizard #in dnd #and yeah.................................

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