#wizard propaganda

[8ball-wizard]

ugh, i hate this, i'm gonna- *remembers that, even if i'm personally not affected by suicide jokes, i'm not the only one online and seeing them can be distressing for a number of reasons* send someone to the Infinite Spiders Dimension

[kamrinscorpse]

HOLY SHIT BEST FIND EVER AT A YARD SALE!!!EVER!!!

I mean technically is was an 'estate sale' but same thing. there was also a gnome on a leaf, a gemed out sword in the stone and a sick looking wyvern/dragon thing

[clash-of-the-wizards]

HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS PATHETIC LITTLE MAN WHO CANT EVEN SPELL WIZARD RIGHT HAVE MORE VOTES THAN GANDALF THE GOD DAMN GREY /POS

[wizard-of-defenestration]

These are my sleeping robes yeah that’s right I dare ye to find a wizard more powerful than I.

[xunkun]

howl fuckin jenkins pendragon propaganda

i wanna see the mano-a-mano between howl and wizard animal

[8ball-wizard]

ain't nothing but a mistake

[8ball-wizard]

the amulet stays on during sex. i don't care if it's cursed and giving you the heeby jeebies it's drippy as hell

[kamrinscorpse]

I lost my fuckING MOSS AGATE?!?!?!?!??!?!

*gets drunk*

[8ball-wizard]

is Wizards Be Upon Ye a blessing or a curse in this instance?

sometimes i forget wizardposting isn’t a regular occurrence on any other website. what do you mean your posts don’t randomly get taken over my evil wizards casting spells on your peunis

[clash-of-the-wizards]

Yk, as poll runner I'm supposed to stay unbias, but my propaganda for Rasputin going into round 2 is the fact that the real dude's dick is on display in a museum somewhere and apparently is was 13 inches

Use this knowledge responsibly

[ardenrosegarden]

Ammonites have been thriving in these prehistoric oceans for almost 400 million years. There are thousands of species. They are one of the most successful groups of animals to have ever lived, flourishing in the warm, temperate seas, and even the coldest waters at the poles.

[leeksoupforstardew]

I made the ultimate tierlist for the characters spice tolerance (minus leon and birdie)

[8ball-wizard]

Tip: you can cast Butter Blast on practically any pile of pastries to make them absolutely fucking soaked in butter. it's excessive and a little gross. magic and power.

Tip: you can microwave stale croissant for 15-20 seconds and it will become soft and warm and nice. Cut it open, put butter in it. Peace and love

[nudityandnerdery]

Necromancy is unethical, but not because of the stealing bodies or whatever. It's because when wizards use Animate Dead, it's probably AI doing the art. I don't see any artists getting hired for this animation. They aren't paying for art. You can't trust wizards.

[b4kuch1n]

red lion wizard !

[hazmatazz]

Round 3: Match 2 of 16

Why they deserve to be the ultimate wizard according to YOU: 

Will:

Vanquished (so far): Rupert Giles, Mickey Mouse

"Look at his cute little hat!"

"He's a fashion icon and we love him. Address him by his full name. Will the Wise"

"Will the wise was such a certifiable slay that’s that”

“he is my sweet cheese, my rotten soldier, my good time boy”

“everyone’s soooo jealous because Will’s hat is pointier than theirs and their robes aren’t even breathable”

Schmendrick:

Vanquished (so far): Petrosilius Zwackelmann, Merlin (Shrek 3)

"He's so babygirl he deserves it"

"Schmendrick is the wizard of all wizards"

"He became a court jester to help out his unicorn bestie who doesn't even like him. He watched an old lady get eaten by a harpy and copes with alcohol"

"Vote for the kitten in a wet cardboard box"

“He's not "the ultimate", he's just so bad in order to make something work, he has to tell magic to do whatever it wants”