#wizard propaganda

[8ball-wizard]

ugh, i hate this, i'm gonna- *remembers that, even if i'm personally not affected by suicide jokes, i'm not the only one online and seeing them can be distressing for a number of reasons* send someone to the Infinite Spiders Dimension

[kamrinscorpse]

HOLY SHIT BEST FIND EVER AT A YARD SALE!!!EVER!!!

I mean technically is was an 'estate sale' but same thing. there was also a gnome on a leaf, a gemed out sword in the stone and a sick looking wyvern/dragon thing

[clash-of-the-wizards]

HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS PATHETIC LITTLE MAN WHO CANT EVEN SPELL WIZARD RIGHT HAVE MORE VOTES THAN GANDALF THE GOD DAMN GREY /POS

[wizard-of-defenestration]

These are my sleeping robes yeah that’s right I dare ye to find a wizard more powerful than I.

[xunkun]

howl fuckin jenkins pendragon propaganda

i wanna see the mano-a-mano between howl and wizard animal

[8ball-wizard]

ain't nothing but a mistake

[ardenrosegarden]

Ammonites have been thriving in these prehistoric oceans for almost 400 million years. There are thousands of species. They are one of the most successful groups of animals to have ever lived, flourishing in the warm, temperate seas, and even the coldest waters at the poles.

[8ball-wizard]

the amulet stays on during sex. i don't care if it's cursed and giving you the heeby jeebies it's drippy as hell

[kamrinscorpse]

I lost my fuckING MOSS AGATE?!?!?!?!??!?!

*gets drunk*

[8ball-wizard]

is Wizards Be Upon Ye a blessing or a curse in this instance?

sometimes i forget wizardposting isn’t a regular occurrence on any other website. what do you mean your posts don’t randomly get taken over my evil wizards casting spells on your peunis

[clash-of-the-wizards]

Yk, as poll runner I'm supposed to stay unbias, but my propaganda for Rasputin going into round 2 is the fact that the real dude's dick is on display in a museum somewhere and apparently is was 13 inches

Use this knowledge responsibly

[leeksoupforstardew]

I made the ultimate tierlist for the characters spice tolerance (minus leon and birdie)

[nudityandnerdery]

Necromancy is unethical, but not because of the stealing bodies or whatever. It's because when wizards use Animate Dead, it's probably AI doing the art. I don't see any artists getting hired for this animation. They aren't paying for art. You can't trust wizards.

[8ball-wizard]

Tip: you can cast Butter Blast on practically any pile of pastries to make them absolutely fucking soaked in butter. it's excessive and a little gross. magic and power.

Tip: you can microwave stale croissant for 15-20 seconds and it will become soft and warm and nice. Cut it open, put butter in it. Peace and love

[b4kuch1n]

red lion wizard !

[nyxunderwood]

James and Sirius are as inseparable as Earth and atmosphere.