#wizard propaganda

[8ball-wizard]

ugh, i hate this, i'm gonna- *remembers that, even if i'm personally not affected by suicide jokes, i'm not the only one online and seeing them can be distressing for a number of reasons* send someone to the Infinite Spiders Dimension

[kamrinscorpse]

HOLY SHIT BEST FIND EVER AT A YARD SALE!!!EVER!!!

I mean technically is was an 'estate sale' but same thing. there was also a gnome on a leaf, a gemed out sword in the stone and a sick looking wyvern/dragon thing

[clash-of-the-wizards]

HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS PATHETIC LITTLE MAN WHO CANT EVEN SPELL WIZARD RIGHT HAVE MORE VOTES THAN GANDALF THE GOD DAMN GREY /POS

[wizard-of-defenestration]

These are my sleeping robes yeah that’s right I dare ye to find a wizard more powerful than I.

[xunkun]

howl fuckin jenkins pendragon propaganda

i wanna see the mano-a-mano between howl and wizard animal

[8ball-wizard]

ain't nothing but a mistake

[nyxunderwood]

there is no better feeling than converting a complete stranger to your favourite rarepair ship. welcome to a life of suffering and deprivation, my friend. this must be what cult leaders feel like.

[8ball-wizard]

the amulet stays on during sex. i don't care if it's cursed and giving you the heeby jeebies it's drippy as hell

[kamrinscorpse]

I lost my fuckING MOSS AGATE?!?!?!?!??!?!

*gets drunk*

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

Okay listen.

First of all, lots of wizards don't want children. This is entirely valid and not at all because we spend all our time holed up in towers pondering orbs instead of meeting people. The legacy of a greater understanding of the nature of magic is just as valid as the legacy of producing a couple more humans or human/dragon hybrids or whatever.

Second, actually understanding arcane forces rather than just feeling them out or having your sugar daddy do all the heavy lifting requires a lot of learning and study and confers unique advantages like actually knowing what the fuck you're doing and being able to experiment, tweak things, recognize and manipulate the weave of the world, apply metamagic without having to stand around for six seconds making silly faces, etc. If I did have kids, I'd want that for them too.

Third, there is constant ongoing effort among the wizard community to make things more accessible. While some do hoard their secrets jealously, they are generally seen as pariahs and mostly fade into obscurity; the advantages each individual gains from access to the spells of the collective are just way too great. As such, when one wizard learns a dead language to retrieve a spell from a dusty tome, it quickly gets copied down and added to a broad repository of knowledge for easier access. There's still baseline knowledge prerequisites to understand the material, but see point 2. Rigorous mental exercise and study is not evil or pointless, despite what certain anti-intellectuals would have you believe.

Finally, wizardry offers reproducible results. Every sorcerer and warlock maintains a unique bond with their source of power, so while they may be capable of great feats those feats will die with them. Every scrap of arcane power harnessed by a wizard may be harnessed by other wizards in the same way. While fucking a dragon or getting (metaphorically, mostly) fucked by a demon might empower one person, the practice of wizardry empowers every sapient being for the rest of time should they choose simply to reach out and accept the gift. As such, I find it a little rich to say that it is we who are short-sighted and do not care for the future.

In summary, wizards are awesome and I am in no way bitter about being broadly maligned by public perception.

[clash-of-the-wizards]

Yk, as poll runner I'm supposed to stay unbias, but my propaganda for Rasputin going into round 2 is the fact that the real dude's dick is on display in a museum somewhere and apparently is was 13 inches

Use this knowledge responsibly

[nudityandnerdery]

Necromancy is unethical, but not because of the stealing bodies or whatever. It's because when wizards use Animate Dead, it's probably AI doing the art. I don't see any artists getting hired for this animation. They aren't paying for art. You can't trust wizards.

[ardenrosegarden]

Ammonites have been thriving in these prehistoric oceans for almost 400 million years. There are thousands of species. They are one of the most successful groups of animals to have ever lived, flourishing in the warm, temperate seas, and even the coldest waters at the poles.

[8ball-wizard]

is Wizards Be Upon Ye a blessing or a curse in this instance?

sometimes i forget wizardposting isn’t a regular occurrence on any other website. what do you mean your posts don’t randomly get taken over my evil wizards casting spells on your peunis

[leeksoupforstardew]

I made the ultimate tierlist for the characters spice tolerance (minus leon and birdie)

[b4kuch1n]

red lion wizard !