#sirius black loves james potter

[nyxunderwood]

Check out the new chapter of Object Permanence for epiphanies, skinny dipping and a bit of a cliffhanger at the end...

Snippet (NSFW)

James arched a brow. “Isn’t it a little cold for skinny dipping?”

Sirius smirked, a flicker of challenge in his eyes as he tugged his shirt over his head, letting it fall in a careless heap. James felt his protest vanish as his gaze landed on the smooth, unguarded lines of Sirius’ chest, his skin hinting at the power beneath. There was a daring intensity in the way Sirius held his gaze as he undid his jeans and eased them, along with his underwear, down his hips. For a breathless moment, Sirius stood fully naked, a vision of wild beauty – like a touchable dream.

James found himself stripping before he was fully aware of it. His wand and glasses were hastily discarded on his coat as he hurried out of his clothes, nearly tripping over his own jeans. Sirius laughed, stepping forward to steady him, their laughter mingling as they worked to free his tangled feet. 

“Very suave,” Sirius teased, smoothing his hands down the bare plane of James’ chest.

James grinned, pulling him close. “All part of my diabolical plan to get you to touch me.”

Sirius rolled his eyes but smiled, a faint flush rising to his cheeks. “As if that takes any convincing.”

In the morning chill, Sirius shivered and James pressed closer, his hands skimming over the ridges and dips of his back. Their bare chests met, but it only deepened the ache, the feeling that they could never be close enough. Sirius’ fingers found the elastic of his pants, and with a slow, deliberate movement, he slid them down James’ muscular thighs.

For a moment, Sirius’ eyes swept over him, his gaze filled with something close to reverence. “I think you might be perfect,” he murmured, the words soft with awe.

A wave of warmth surged through James. Pure feeling guided him as he wrapped his arms around Sirius and lifted him, laughing as Sirius clung to his shoulders and wrapped his legs around his waist. He adjusted his grip until Sirius was pressed securely against him. Until he could feel Sirius’ heartbeat against his chest.

“You know what?” James said, as he carried Sirius toward the water. “Perfect is overrated. I think I’d rather have something real.” 

Read the full chapter at AO3.

[beataylorsversion]

why can't gay people flirt normally

like "ur cute," "no ur cute," isn't that hard

it doesn't have to be:

"finally the flesh reflects the madness within,"

"well, you'd know all about the madness within wouldn't you remus?"

[outromoony]

Sirius: I don't know how to tell all of you this, so I'm going to whisper it to James, who will inevitably shout it out in surprise.

Sirius: *whispers to James*

James: YOU'RE DATING MOONY?!

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus (whispering to Remus): Good job on the test today.

Remus (whispering back): Thanks shorty. Why are we whispering?

Regulus (still whispering): I want Sirius to think we're conspiring against him. Please look at him when you reply.

Remus (looking at Sirius): Messing with my boyfriend? Fun .

Regulus (also looking at Sirius): I'm glad you agree.

Sirius, sweating in fear: What are they talking about?

James, who overheard them but doesn't want to ruin their fun: Stabbing

[rivaldii]

padfoot & prongs

[ffunny-boness]

[i-need-of-a-hobby]

sirius black would NEVER ask an angry girl if it's her time of the month.

he DOES, however, ask his boyfriend and brother constantly, and has been kicked by both for asking

[fiasco95]

Sirius: Regulus got arrested at 2 in the morning. Guess who he called?

Sirius: Oh, James? His fiancé, logical choice right? No.

Sirius: Oh? Then, me. His brother, the most obvious choice at this point! No.

Mary: I’m confused, who the fuck did he call then?

Sirius, pointing at Remus: Him. And they got maccies right fucking after!! Instead of letting James and I know!

Regulus, nodding: Brother-in-law.

Remus, nodding back: Brother-in-law.

[regulusblock]

teen Regulus: what's an orgasm?

teen Barty: when you fold paper to make birds and shit

also teen Evan: that's oregano, bitch

[de4thbycre4tion]

Sirius is an aggressive drunk (he'd love bar fights)

Peter is a giggly drunk (he'd film said bar fights)

Remus is a horny drunk (he'd find a bloody-nosed Sirius hot)

James just really wants to dance

[nyxunderwood]

Friday snips

Thanks to @snarky-magpie the tag! It is well and truly Sunday here in Australia but I'm a sucker for a snippet so here we go. A little glimpse of the next chapter of Object Permanence after a pretty brutal cliffhanger. This is a flashback to the early years of Sirius and James from the perspective of my beloved Euphemia Potter.

Snip snip

Potter Manor, Scotland – 1972

That Christmas during their Second Year at Hogwarts, Sirius came to stay for the first time. His family was in France and had left him behind at school. He seemed delighted by this turn of events.

She pretended to believe Sirius when he told her Walburga and Orion had agreed to let him visit, uncomfortable with the idea of abandoning him to that draughty castle when he so clearly wanted to be at Potter Manor. 

Turning a blind eye was the greatest gift she gave James that year. James insisted that Sirius sleep in his room and she heard them laughing and plotting late into the night. She could tell that Sirius was on his best behaviour; he was unfailingly well-mannered at the dining table – a product of years of training under the hawkish eye of Walburga. The problem was he was incapable of maintaining this good behaviour outside of mealtimes. 

The first night Sirius stayed, Effie asked him over dinner whether his family had any Christmas traditions that he would like them to include in their celebration.

Sirius winkled his nose in distaste. “You have met my family, right?”

Effie glared at Monty when he snorted into his soup.

“Yeah, Mum,” James added. “I don’t think a mounted House Elf head would look good above the stockings.”

Sirius grinned at him. “Maybe we could put antlers on it.”

“Or a Santa hat,” Monty added, earning himself another glare. 

Effie turned her attention to Sirius again. “Well, when do you usually do presents?” 

Sirius blinked at her uncomprehendingly. He glanced at James, as if requiring a translation. When James noticed his confusion, his face fell. 

Sirius immediately turned back to Effie, eager to smooth over the situation. “Uh,” he said quickly. “In the morning.”

“Good,” she said softly, her heart twisting at the transparent lie. “We do that too.”

Sirius looked relieved that he had gotten the answer right. Something within her thawed slightly - at least until the following morning he and James managed to unearth a cursed suit of armour from the East Wing that trampled her winter vegetable patch.

[myrows]

Sleeping beauties

[ricochetyears]

love that hc where james doesn’t really like being called “jamie” but goes absolute stupid when regulus calls him that. i mean, in general, he’s all so grumpy and frustrated that no one bothers to just add a fucking s to “james”, but whenever reg says it so casually like “thank you for the tea, jamie” or “no, i’m not busy, jamie” or “that’s alright, jamie” his mind just goes lalala i’m so in love hihi

[my-castles-crumbling]

(Based on the TikTok trend that’s had me rolling)

Sirius and James: We listen and we don’t judge.

Sirius: One time in third year I ate the last of Moony’s chocolate and I blamed it on you because I didn’t want him to be mad at me.

James: 😒

Sirius and James: We listen and we don’t judge.

James: Sometimes I use your toothbrush when I can’t find mine.

Sirius: 🤨

Sirius and James: We listen and we don’t judge.

Sirius: Over the summer when I stayed at your place, I accidentally broke Effie’s favorite mug and blamed you because I didn’t want her to hate me.

James: She made me to extra chores for a week!

Sirius: 😬

Sirius and James: We listen and we don’t judge.

James: Sometimes I take your stuff while you’re asleep and then when you try to find it, I pretend to help you look for it.

Sirius: Prongs, my good quill?

James: I needed to do my homework!

Sirius: 😪

Sirius and James: We listen and we don’t judge.

Sirius: Sometimes I hide your glasses on purpose when I’m annoyed at you because I think it’s funny.

James: What the fuck, mate?

Sirius: 🤷🏻‍♂️

Sirius and James: We listen and we don’t judge.

James: I regularly meet up with your brother and snog him senseless.

Sirius:

James: We listen and we don’t-

Sirius: Oh no, we’re fucking judging now.

[pottermagiczz]

James: I need advice

Sirius: With what?

James: With love. How did you know you were in love with Remus?

Sirius: ...

Sirius: I'm in love with Remus?

[spiritstar477]

Sirius: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Remus: baby, I’d make you a lovely little enclosure with all the dirt and compose you’d ever want. I’d hold you and take you places in my pocket and kiss you good night. I’d—. . .

vs

Remus: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Sirius: *thinks* yeah, I’d fuck a worm

Remus: *looks at the camera like in the office*

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James: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Regulus: it depends… were you always a worm or were you transfigured into one? The former, no, we’d never have met. The latter, then yes, and I’d figure out how to turn you back.

vs

Regulus: would you still love me if I was a worm?

James: yes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

—————————————————————————————————————

Barty: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Evan: I’d cut you up so I could have a bunch of you

vs

Evan: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Barty: I’d cut you up so I could have a bunch of you

(bc they’re both batshit insane)