#sirius black loves james potter

[nyxunderwood]

there is no better feeling than converting a complete stranger to your favourite rarepair ship. welcome to a life of suffering and deprivation, my friend. this must be what cult leaders feel like.

[beataylorsversion]

why can't gay people flirt normally

like "ur cute," "no ur cute," isn't that hard

it doesn't have to be:

"finally the flesh reflects the madness within,"

"well, you'd know all about the madness within wouldn't you remus?"

[outromoony]

Sirius: I don't know how to tell all of you this, so I'm going to whisper it to James, who will inevitably shout it out in surprise.

Sirius: *whispers to James*

James: YOU'RE DATING MOONY?!

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus (whispering to Remus): Good job on the test today.

Remus (whispering back): Thanks shorty. Why are we whispering?

Regulus (still whispering): I want Sirius to think we're conspiring against him. Please look at him when you reply.

Remus (looking at Sirius): Messing with my boyfriend? Fun .

Regulus (also looking at Sirius): I'm glad you agree.

Sirius, sweating in fear: What are they talking about?

James, who overheard them but doesn't want to ruin their fun: Stabbing

[rivaldii]

padfoot & prongs

[ffunny-boness]

[i-need-of-a-hobby]

sirius black would NEVER ask an angry girl if it's her time of the month.

he DOES, however, ask his boyfriend and brother constantly, and has been kicked by both for asking

[myfavcharacterdidntdrown]

James: guys, am I straight?

Regulus: I hope not

Lily: not since Reg came along

Sirius: nope

Remus: no

Peter: definitely not

James:

James: I meant my parking

Everyone:

Regulus: still no

[stareggie]

remus: i could fix him-

regulus: and i could make him beg like a whore. what’s your point?

[fiasco95]

Sirius: Regulus got arrested at 2 in the morning. Guess who he called?

Sirius: Oh, James? His fiancé, logical choice right? No.

Sirius: Oh? Then, me. His brother, the most obvious choice at this point! No.

Mary: I’m confused, who the fuck did he call then?

Sirius, pointing at Remus: Him. And they got maccies right fucking after!! Instead of letting James and I know!

Regulus, nodding: Brother-in-law.

Remus, nodding back: Brother-in-law.

[nyxunderwood]

Check out the new chapter of Object Permanence for epiphanies, skinny dipping and a bit of a cliffhanger at the end...

Snippet (NSFW)

James arched a brow. “Isn’t it a little cold for skinny dipping?”

Sirius smirked, a flicker of challenge in his eyes as he tugged his shirt over his head, letting it fall in a careless heap. James felt his protest vanish as his gaze landed on the smooth, unguarded lines of Sirius’ chest, his skin hinting at the power beneath. There was a daring intensity in the way Sirius held his gaze as he undid his jeans and eased them, along with his underwear, down his hips. For a breathless moment, Sirius stood fully naked, a vision of wild beauty – like a touchable dream.

James found himself stripping before he was fully aware of it. His wand and glasses were hastily discarded on his coat as he hurried out of his clothes, nearly tripping over his own jeans. Sirius laughed, stepping forward to steady him, their laughter mingling as they worked to free his tangled feet. 

“Very suave,” Sirius teased, smoothing his hands down the bare plane of James’ chest.

James grinned, pulling him close. “All part of my diabolical plan to get you to touch me.”

Sirius rolled his eyes but smiled, a faint flush rising to his cheeks. “As if that takes any convincing.”

In the morning chill, Sirius shivered and James pressed closer, his hands skimming over the ridges and dips of his back. Their bare chests met, but it only deepened the ache, the feeling that they could never be close enough. Sirius’ fingers found the elastic of his pants, and with a slow, deliberate movement, he slid them down James’ muscular thighs.

For a moment, Sirius’ eyes swept over him, his gaze filled with something close to reverence. “I think you might be perfect,” he murmured, the words soft with awe.

A wave of warmth surged through James. Pure feeling guided him as he wrapped his arms around Sirius and lifted him, laughing as Sirius clung to his shoulders and wrapped his legs around his waist. He adjusted his grip until Sirius was pressed securely against him. Until he could feel Sirius’ heartbeat against his chest.

“You know what?” James said, as he carried Sirius toward the water. “Perfect is overrated. I think I’d rather have something real.” 

Read the full chapter at AO3.

[regulusblock]

teen Regulus: what's an orgasm?

teen Barty: when you fold paper to make birds and shit

also teen Evan: that's oregano, bitch

[spookeart]

James realising he might just see Regulus as something more than his best friend’s brother

[moonyswarmsweaters]

James, worried: Something's wrong with Regulus!

Sirius: What is it? Is he hurt?

James: No, but he's constantly staring at me and smiling... like he's very happy.

Sirius: He's just in love.

James, sad and jealous: With whom?

Sirius, sighing: With a fucking idiot.

[de4thbycre4tion]

Sirius is an aggressive drunk (he'd love bar fights)

Peter is a giggly drunk (he'd film said bar fights)

Remus is a horny drunk (he'd find a bloody-nosed Sirius hot)

James just really wants to dance

[outromoony]

James: Did you know, if you have a song stuck in your head, it means your soulmate is singing it?

Remus: I know, but who tf keeps singing "Baby Shark" at 3 AM???

Sirius: *panics*