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i like to think of myself as a not-very-sensitive person, but, like . . . i have feelings, too
#people don't really understand how big of an impact their words can make#i'm going to spend the rest of my life insecure about something i never even noticed#before you pointed it out#and you're just going to forget the “harmless” joke you made#within seconds#the worst part is—i can't even say “it's okay; i forgive you”#because it's not okay#not even in the slightest#and i don't forgive you#i'll envy you in lieu#because you don't even understand why you're apologizing in the first place#oh didn't mean to rant#i'm sorry#em uses her mouth
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my dear dear friends funded me getting a pack of smokes no hesitation no questions asked i love them
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limitations (part 2)
early access + nsfw on patreon
#soooo a little bit of bg context to fill in some gaps#simon is currently being 'contained' within this chamber but it's only because he wants to. his shadows could tear it apart in seconds if h#but right now he's basically just waiting for judgement.#as a wraith#simon does get hungry and need to sleep#but he can go for far longer than the average human can without them.#price is wearing a shoulder brace to alleviate the weight imbalance from the loss of his wing#it's basically just so he's not constantly listing to his left#captain john price#kate laswell#simon ghost riley#monster 141 au#giragi art
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this started as a reply to someone (a million years ago) (I am so sorry) and then very quickly got out of control, as these things do. so...uhhh....here's everyone else at Playful Land!
sorry
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#(like barely at this point) (but it's there)#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#i keep coming within thirty seconds of posting this and noticing something i've screwed up#so chances are good i'll wake up tomorrow and realize i forgot to draw fellow's ears or something#i just think it'd be funny if there was a malleus-shaped line that was just THE step too far#(especially because leona would get SO mad about it)#leona and kalim and vil? yeah no problem the investors are VERY good at covering their tracks#malleus though. hmm. ...hmmmm.#i mean. the commission on him alone...#but no. the risk isn't worth it.#...but WHAT IF
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RENEGADE TIME LORD WRAPPED
You have dematerialized in your TARDIS 3 times 🫥 this year, but only because you prefer traveling in the late 1900s and earlier 2000s.
You have traveled in 2 different TARDISes, you cheating whore 👎.
The Hostile Action Displacement System has kicked in 13 times ⚠️.
You successfully piloted your TARDIS to Heathrow Airport 0 times ✈️.
You have lost your memory 4 times 🧠.
You got stuck in 301 time loops ⏳️.
You have battled your on-again off-again situationship 134 times 🤼♂️.
You have collected 3 individuals from other worlds 👥 to travel with you.
You have accidentally destroyed 8 star systems 🌠.
You have meddled in the development of 87,912 different cultures 👋.
You have almost died 12,342,915 times 💀.
You have accidentally become a god 1 time 👑, which qualifies as a Class Two Intervention, so you really ought to be vaporized.
Your most traveled to planet was Earth 🌎.
You have regenerated 1 time this year 🔥, which is concerning because you also regenerated last year, and don't you think you're burning through your lives a bit quickly?
You have broken the Laws of Time 13,411,843 times 🚓. That's in the top 0.1% of Time Lords!
Your definition of a year has changed 8,541,823 times this year 🗓, making this Wrapped very difficult to complete.
#does this make sense? no#i dont care#the definition of a year changing within a year is very funny to me#what does this mean? what length of time does this wrapped cover? does time in the vortex count? who knows....#ignore the fact that the numbers dont add up this is Highly Purposeful#shit post#shitpost#doctor who#dw#dr who#new who#classic who#thoschei#doctor/master#doctor x master#first doctor#second doctor#third doctor#fourth doctor#fifth doctor#sixth doctor#seventh doctor#eighth doctor#ninth doctor#tenth doctor#eleventh doctor#twelfth doctor#thirteenth doctor#fourteenth doctor#fifteenth doctor
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The line between binary and nonbinary trans people is nowhere near as clean as some of yall think it is
#transgender#trans#nonbinary#like i guess i would be considered a 'binary' trans man#i wouldnt consider myself that for two reasons#first because the idea that gender is binary is bullshit to begin with so why would i identify within it#and second because i am a man only in that i am a gay man#i dont identify outside of manhood im terms of gender#but my gender is so linked to my sexuality that it cant be neatly tracked onto a binary view of 'man'#but because i am a man other consider me 'binary' regardless of how i feel about it#and yet will still refuse to use he/him pronouns in favor of exclusively using they/them#but thats a different discussion#op
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Language divides and building bridges.
Elesa’s feeling homesick. Emmet, bless his heart, tries to help by infodumping while Ingo frantically runs off to find water (crying is a very dehydrating experience).
((Would you look at that! The kids are picking up kantonese and galarian from each other!))
BONUS:
Heh. Callback.
Want to see more? Here’s the masterpost for submas!
#not Emmet trying to say Electric in kantonian and failing miserably#meanwhile Ingo gets it within the first five seconds (what a MOOD)#wow ingo ur so good at languages! hope this doesnt come into play later when you get sent to a foreign island chain far in the past!#(sweats)#anyways LOOK THE PATRATS AND PACHIRISU ARE FINALLY BECOMING FRIEND FRIENDS#I CAN DRAW SHENANIGANS AGAIN WHEEEEEE#BUT also... callback to the library comic where Emmet and Elesa talk about Leaning on Friends for Help... hehehehhough#elesa did in fact get that from somewhere yes#it's this. she got it from this interaction. from two people who decided to care about her for some reason#and so she decides to care back#(little rat dog barking noise) anyways back to tagging!#pokemon#art#sketchbook#submas#myart#fanart#pokemon ingo#subway boss ingo#submas comic#elesa#pokemon leader elesa#kid submas#nimbasa trio#blitzle#tynamo#ingo#emmet#subway master kudari#subway master nobori
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Whenever I think about their little assigned triangles im like... the triforce...
#submas#loz#emmet did not doubt the triangles for a second#ingo did. however he is down to go to some castle to fight some guy if destiny said so#with the power of fucked up triforce you can wish for anything within the power of subway transport#defeating ganon is within the power of subway transport#link is imagening some kind new triforce monstrosity with diffrent colours and more triangles#crossover
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i'm sure this post has been made before but the "the list of people i trust and things i believe is down to no one and nothing" to "i trust angus mcdonald entirely" journey that taako takes in the span of roughly one in-fiction hour during lunar interlude reunion tour is so important to me. adventuring partners and friends who have saved his bacon more times than he can count? nah fuck em. organization that has protected him and given him a purpose and fresh start? new stone of farspeech who dis. this nerdy ass boy detective? "angus i trust you implicitly and here's the 100% exact truth as we understand it"
#taako is such an enigma. he's sexy he's unknowable he doesn't give a shit he cares more than anyone in the world#his relationship with angus is soooooooooo. to me.#stuff#taz#taz balance#the adventure zone#the adventure zone balance#taako#angus mcdonald#like also i know that taako says that first thing and then continues trusting magnus and merle and even barry kinda#but the fact that his verbal statements on trust just leap from point A to point B#within the span of about an hour maybe less and with like. NOT that much information gained in between statements#taako swift: i don't trust nobody and nobody trust me#taako 5 seconds later: o shit i forgot about boy detective. i trust 1 somebody
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sam winchester if you're out there
#it's autumn it's october im within my right to rewatch#supernatural#sam winchester#my art#s1 sam my best friend#second day edit his neck was too thin#i failed you my boy
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fuck my life dude i think shadow the hedgehog is awesome
#i was this 🤏 close to crying within the first 30 seconds just seeing maria smile at him and him go :o#speaking
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Just realised a parallel that leaves Much to Unpack:
I feel like this is an underrated parallel that I wished to talk about. I just find it interesting that s1ep18, Land Before Swine, is something that hits harder given what we know of the Science Project Incident in A Tale of Two Stans. In both incidents, Stan’s careless mistake costed his loved ones something that they cherished (his negligence caused Waddles to be taken by a dinosaur and Ford lost a potential scholarship to a good college). I also find it interesting how he raises his arms defensively the same way in both confrontations.
I think this ep is important in the sense that stan goes thru a mini arc where he realises that he’s once again on the brink of losing his relationship with a loved one because he didn’t immediately take accountability or come clean. Listen, I know im a stan stan who understands that maybe him being defensive/doubling down on the lie stems from years of being accused of stuff or worried about the other person’s reaction/punishment or a combination of both. But I also acknowledge that bro lowkey dismissed ford’s reasonable frustration just cuz the turn of events was suddenly convenient for Stan cuz ford not getting into west coast tech meant that their original childhood dream was back on (Tho Ofc him getting kicked out was def a disproportionate response to said offense). In a similar way, he temporarily forgets abt Mabel’s missing pig that she cares a lot about to remark about what a great money making opportunity the sap covered dinos are. He still inadvertently hurt them through that even if he never meant to. So that’s why it’s so important for him to maybe somehow recognise the similarities. Which leads to him immediately stepping up to help mabel get her pig back in the same way he wished he could’ve immediately came clean to ford about the project before the science fair.
Bonus Parallels:
#Gravity Falls#Stanley Pines#Mabel Pines#Stanford Pines#ramblings#Bro definitely went thru a TON of flashbacks within the span of seconds thru this ep#Here’s also me presenting my evidence that Mabel is also a Parallel to Ford in teh same way that Dipper is also a parallel to Stan
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Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 4: Deranged Bedfellows
(Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4.5)
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#mdzs au#lan wangji#nie huaisang#Yungmeng Jiang training arc AU#This is the *first* part of what was supposed to be a much longer comic (LWJ's morning routine in full).#I'll finish the remaining part as a reblog to this post! I just think this is the funnier chunk.#Lan Wangji absolutely is the kind of person who has a perfect internal alarm clock for when it is time to get up.#He already has a dedicated sleep schedule. He is accurate within 10 seconds of 5am every day.#I think the Jiang disciples are most likely used to waking up around 6:00-7:00am#But the allure of having a guaranteed time keeper getting you up in the morning is worth the earlier hour.#I imagine they started outside lwj's door and slowly moved closer as the weeks went on.#Now LWJ has to cope with being way too warm in the night from all the extra body heat.#LWJ is not a fan of this but they scamper off immediately after he wakes up and they at least show initiative to follow routine.#NHS joins in only because he is a chronically heavy sleeper and needs this level of intervention to get up early.#His boldness would be a death sentence in the cloud recesses but here? Whole new game.#Yungmeng Jiang isn't a lawless land. It's just a land with different laws.#And one of those laws is to forcefully domesticate the catboy coded Lan boy through any means necessary.#Completely different tangent: I drew the thumbnail for this before I did comic 134. I then realized they had the same visual gag.#So I had to space this one out so it didn't seem like I repeated the waking up joke. That's my secret and all of you have to keep it.#And in my land the law is that snitches get itches (telepathically transfers hives onto your body)
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“Representation” this, “Disney’s First Gay Character” that, “Queercoded Disney Villain” my eye, Disney had its first gay character in 1942 and y’all better be putting some RESPECT on my boy’s name--
#this man does a limp-wristed little hair twirl every time the young prince is within 50 feet of him#he did not do all that#UNDER THE HAYES CODE#to pretend a lesbian cop in the background for .5 seconds is disney's first queer ANYTHING#hashtag justice for flower
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EBROwolf time for the spotlight and also by this time Barbie is out.
#the owl house#toh#toh eberwolf#darius deamonne#toh hunter#dadrius#bell the palisman#toh oc bell#toh spoilers#for the past months Darius has just been pssssh I’m not a father to eda as she looks at the camera#OH REALLY#bell usually has wings within flying but the last movie they watched was an action one and became obsessed with helicopters#yes blades GO SPIN FAST#and Darius would not allow it during hair cover mode#Darius had an alt first line but could not resist the joke#don’t worry#hunter remembers the Barbie movie and teleports at the last second
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xaden: NO romance!
xaden: now i'm gonna go pick some violets at the break of dawn and leave them in violet's room for her to wake up to... cause her name is violet
xaden: but no romance!! ❌❌💘🚫🚫
#he had these thoughts within seconds of each other btw#he's so stupid#xaden riorson#violet sorrengail#violetxaden#otp: xaden chose violence#fourth wing
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