#within seconds
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
emphistic · 17 days ago
Text
i like to think of myself as a not-very-sensitive person, but, like . . . i have feelings, too
11 notes · View notes
lmitations · 5 months ago
Text
my dear dear friends funded me getting a pack of smokes no hesitation no questions asked i love them
1 note · View note
bluegiragi · 7 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
limitations (part 2)
early access + nsfw on patreon
5K notes · View notes
egophiliac · 1 year ago
Text
this started as a reply to someone (a million years ago) (I am so sorry) and then very quickly got out of control, as these things do. so...uhhh....here's everyone else at Playful Land!
sorry
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
7K notes · View notes
gallifreyanhotfive · 17 days ago
Text
RENEGADE TIME LORD WRAPPED
You have dematerialized in your TARDIS 3 times 🫥 this year, but only because you prefer traveling in the late 1900s and earlier 2000s.
You have traveled in 2 different TARDISes, you cheating whore 👎.
The Hostile Action Displacement System has kicked in 13 times ⚠️.
You successfully piloted your TARDIS to Heathrow Airport 0 times ✈️.
You have lost your memory 4 times 🧠.
You got stuck in 301 time loops ⏳️.
You have battled your on-again off-again situationship 134 times 🤼‍♂️.
You have collected 3 individuals from other worlds 👥 to travel with you.
You have accidentally destroyed 8 star systems 🌠.
You have meddled in the development of 87,912 different cultures 👋.
You have almost died 12,342,915 times 💀.
You have accidentally become a god 1 time 👑, which qualifies as a Class Two Intervention, so you really ought to be vaporized.
Your most traveled to planet was Earth 🌎.
You have regenerated 1 time this year 🔥, which is concerning because you also regenerated last year, and don't you think you're burning through your lives a bit quickly?
You have broken the Laws of Time 13,411,843 times 🚓. That's in the top 0.1% of Time Lords!
Your definition of a year has changed 8,541,823 times this year 🗓, making this Wrapped very difficult to complete.
1K notes · View notes
Text
The line between binary and nonbinary trans people is nowhere near as clean as some of yall think it is
17K notes · View notes
critterbitter · 1 year ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Language divides and building bridges.
Elesa’s feeling homesick. Emmet, bless his heart, tries to help by infodumping while Ingo frantically runs off to find water (crying is a very dehydrating experience).
((Would you look at that! The kids are picking up kantonese and galarian from each other!))
BONUS:
Tumblr media
Heh. Callback.
Want to see more? Here’s the masterpost for submas!
4K notes · View notes
mipmoth · 7 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Whenever I think about their little assigned triangles im like... the triforce...
2K notes · View notes
vivitalks · 8 months ago
Text
i'm sure this post has been made before but the "the list of people i trust and things i believe is down to no one and nothing" to "i trust angus mcdonald entirely" journey that taako takes in the span of roughly one in-fiction hour during lunar interlude reunion tour is so important to me. adventuring partners and friends who have saved his bacon more times than he can count? nah fuck em. organization that has protected him and given him a purpose and fresh start? new stone of farspeech who dis. this nerdy ass boy detective? "angus i trust you implicitly and here's the 100% exact truth as we understand it"
1K notes · View notes
peeaachtree · 3 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
sam winchester if you're out there
657 notes · View notes
lowpolyshadow · 3 months ago
Text
fuck my life dude i think shadow the hedgehog is awesome
540 notes · View notes
paniniwrap · 3 months ago
Text
Just realised a parallel that leaves Much to Unpack:
Tumblr media Tumblr media
I feel like this is an underrated parallel that I wished to talk about. I just find it interesting that s1ep18, Land Before Swine, is something that hits harder given what we know of the Science Project Incident in A Tale of Two Stans. In both incidents, Stan’s careless mistake costed his loved ones something that they cherished (his negligence caused Waddles to be taken by a dinosaur and Ford lost a potential scholarship to a good college). I also find it interesting how he raises his arms defensively the same way in both confrontations.
Tumblr media Tumblr media
I think this ep is important in the sense that stan goes thru a mini arc where he realises that he’s once again on the brink of losing his relationship with a loved one because he didn’t immediately take accountability or come clean. Listen, I know im a stan stan who understands that maybe him being defensive/doubling down on the lie stems from years of being accused of stuff or worried about the other person’s reaction/punishment or a combination of both. But I also acknowledge that bro lowkey dismissed ford’s reasonable frustration just cuz the turn of events was suddenly convenient for Stan cuz ford not getting into west coast tech meant that their original childhood dream was back on (Tho Ofc him getting kicked out was def a disproportionate response to said offense). In a similar way, he temporarily forgets abt Mabel’s missing pig that she cares a lot about to remark about what a great money making opportunity the sap covered dinos are. He still inadvertently hurt them through that even if he never meant to. So that’s why it’s so important for him to maybe somehow recognise the similarities. Which leads to him immediately stepping up to help mabel get her pig back in the same way he wished he could’ve immediately came clean to ford about the project before the science fair.
Bonus Parallels:
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
463 notes · View notes
poorly-drawn-mdzs · 10 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 4: Deranged Bedfellows
(Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4.5)
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#mdzs au#lan wangji#nie huaisang#Yungmeng Jiang training arc AU#This is the *first* part of what was supposed to be a much longer comic (LWJ's morning routine in full).#I'll finish the remaining part as a reblog to this post! I just think this is the funnier chunk.#Lan Wangji absolutely is the kind of person who has a perfect internal alarm clock for when it is time to get up.#He already has a dedicated sleep schedule. He is accurate within 10 seconds of 5am every day.#I think the Jiang disciples are most likely used to waking up around 6:00-7:00am#But the allure of having a guaranteed time keeper getting you up in the morning is worth the earlier hour.#I imagine they started outside lwj's door and slowly moved closer as the weeks went on.#Now LWJ has to cope with being way too warm in the night from all the extra body heat.#LWJ is not a fan of this but they scamper off immediately after he wakes up and they at least show initiative to follow routine.#NHS joins in only because he is a chronically heavy sleeper and needs this level of intervention to get up early.#His boldness would be a death sentence in the cloud recesses but here? Whole new game.#Yungmeng Jiang isn't a lawless land. It's just a land with different laws.#And one of those laws is to forcefully domesticate the catboy coded Lan boy through any means necessary.#Completely different tangent: I drew the thumbnail for this before I did comic 134. I then realized they had the same visual gag.#So I had to space this one out so it didn't seem like I repeated the waking up joke. That's my secret and all of you have to keep it.#And in my land the law is that snitches get itches (telepathically transfers hives onto your body)
1K notes · View notes
mylordshesacactus · 1 year ago
Text
“Representation” this, “Disney’s First Gay Character” that, “Queercoded Disney Villain” my eye, Disney had its first gay character in 1942 and y’all better be putting some RESPECT on my boy’s name--
Tumblr media
3K notes · View notes
notllorstel · 2 years ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
EBROwolf time for the spotlight and also by this time Barbie is out.
Tumblr media
6K notes · View notes
violetriorsons · 1 year ago
Text
xaden: NO romance!
xaden: now i'm gonna go pick some violets at the break of dawn and leave them in violet's room for her to wake up to... cause her name is violet
xaden: but no romance!! ❌❌💘🚫🚫
2K notes · View notes