Sex during a thunderstorm. That's it. That's the post.
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Eddie addressing the entire party in a Tiktok while he is very clear speed walking through a store: I don’t know why none of you fuckers are responding to my text messages but why is Steve mad at me?? Whyyyy when I pulled up to my house, could I hear Tears for Fears in my driveway????? I swear to god if I don’t a response in the next five minutes, I will nuke every single one of your characters in the next Hellfire. I’m not even kidding.”
Also Eddie: do you think Steve will like this? *holds up a mango*
Robin, like two hours later: Dufus, Steve is allergic to mangos
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you ever think about how there might have been some college athlete living in he tower who had to hear Andrew and Neil's convo late at night on the roof cause they were on the last floor and opened their window
imagine hearing the 'youre a pipe dream' or stuff like that while you're brushing your teeth or putting together a late night snack or trying to fall asleep or something
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I don't want to be a snitch but I found these three cow children on the road, adventuring, completely unchaperoned.
As I drove past I was like girls I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to be going where you're going and one after the other they glanced at me insolently like mind your OWN business
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ok so what if i ended it all.
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summer thunderstorms save me. save me summer thunderstorms.
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