#wish i was born a boy
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hate to be predictable on main but cky (1999) did change my life, unfortunately.
#brandon dicamillo is the mastermind#fetus bam#it made me feel alive#wish i was born a boy#it's cky summer guys#the skits were actually so funny#boys being boys#jess margera#bam margera#brandon dicamillo#ryan dunn#cky crew#cky#1990s#nostalgia core#i'm easy to please#girl blogger
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Well your "Dumb thing that wouldn't leave your brain" nearly made me wake up my partner who is asleep next to me lol
Honestly this fandoms artists making Viktor and/or Jayce (honestly usually both I've noticed, its awesome) is so good. Makes me very happy to see so often, being transmasc myself.
I'm so honored by people legitimately laughing out loud at it lolol thank you
And yea I feel like trans Jayvik is such a beautiful self sustaining ecosystem cause I have seen so much trans Viktor stuff that whenever I see cis Viktor I'm like "where are his top surgery scars???" forgetting that he is not, in fact, canonically trans
#whether jayce knows what to do with vikussy because of mel or because he has a jacussy himself is up to you dear viewer#asks#havent seen as much trans jayce but i know it in my heart to also be true#hey guys when you say something is for the transmascs and the gays can you include me as well#the transmascs and the gays and mochasucculent if its not too much trouble thanks guys#not personally transmasc but viktor has done Something to my thoughts on my gender. not sure what yet#that one tweet that's like 'when the mlm ship hyperfixation reaches the 'i wish i was born as a boy' point'#(fails to elaborate)#arcane#jayvik
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I am such a sucker, and Iâm always the last to know
#amalia's art#art#artists on tumblr#fall out boy#take this to your grave#tttyg#sending postcards from a plane crash (wish you were here)#fob#fob lyrics#fob fanart#fall out boy fanart#fob art#fall out boy art#fobcreators#collage#collage art#analog collage#fanart#so I was gifted this book with collage images inside that I can cut out and I love it!#also#happy birthday to the album that was released on the same year as I was born!#take these collages now cause I wonât have time to make them once uni starts again
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Lloydâs the kind of person to be completely silent while everyone is horribly singing Bohemian Rhapsody only to belt out the line âI sometimes wish Iâd never been born at allâ in perfect pitch and then fall dead silent again as he went back to like, reading a book or something. send post
#ninjago#lego ninjago#lloyd garmadon#bohemian rhapsody#i sometimes wish id never been born at all#headcanons#ideas#jokes#text post#speaking#for the record lloyd the kinda person to be silent as in he protests to everyone he cant sing#or he just doesnt wanna sing so hes just fending them off as they sing#then the line comes and hes like a sleeper agent and sings the line like hes done so a hundred other times#then laugh and brush it off and go back to not singing again#and for the OTHER record#the other ninja are not exempt from this. all of them sing that line like their lives depend on it#except for zane because my boy does not sing unless he has downloaded content <3 hes the one playing the music but he vibes w it#lloyds just the one who has it down like an ART#lloyd also sings 'you shouldve raised a baby girl i shouldve been a better son' from mcr#because he is trans. 2 me. kai also sings out that part with just as much passion. they are shaking hands#and also lloyd was just an mcr kid change my mind
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Thinking about the fact that Ingrid has two younger half brothers, one maternal and one paternal, both of which were passed off as her full brother when they were babies (Barry/Wolfie for only a few days, Vlad for years), both of which are given a name at birth that they don't use/go by (Wolfie was called Vlad for awhile, then named Barry, then called "Wolfie", while Vlad was named Adam by his mum and renamed Vladimir by his father) and both of which she is very loud about disliking and are at various points rivals displacing her as the Dracula heir but when it comes down to it she cares about them greatly and is pretty protective. And both are half vampires, Wolfie being half vampire half werewolf while Vlad is half human.
I'm not sure where I'm going with this it's just intresting. Like when they were writing the show I don't think they had the ending planned at all, or the Vlad is half human twist, so you can't really call all the things he has in common with Wolfie delibrate forshadowing but in hindsight it's really intresting. Especally the counts willingness to surplant Vlad with the new baby because at the time he beleived that his beloved Magda had finally given him a son, as apose to Adam/Vlad who wasn't Magda's and only half vampire making him actually quite a dangerous bet as an heir. And Ingrid imerging as the true Dracula heir in a lot of ways despite being a girl actually makes a lot of sense because she is actually the count and Magda's only biological child (while not legitimate since they weren't married, they are basically common law married and act as if they are a devorced couple so Ingrid is as legitimate as the count is gonna get) and also out of the three Dracula children (counting Wolfie in this group as he was claimed as a Dracula at birth and then the count technically raised him for a bit) she is the only full vampire non-hybrid.
Also the fact that Vlad and Ingrid's sibling dynamic is super important to the show and that they both end up with younger maternal half siblings that they do care about a lot but the primary sibling relationship seems to remain Vlad and Ingrid because of their expirences growing up together... it just feels important. Like they both having younger half siblings is something they have in common despite it being completely different siblings. (makes me kinda sad we never got a scene of George and Wolfie interacting and maybe teaming up to help Ingrid and Vlad somehow).
#Young Dracula#young dracula cbbc#The final season twist just makes a rewatch super intresting okay#Also makes me sad we never got grand high vampire Vlad having to content with Atilla Westenra because he was on the council#And his reaction to Vlad not actually being his biological grandson and the fact that Magda lied to them all would have been super intresti#But also like I wish we'd got Ingrid and Wolfie interacting with their Westenra grandparents together#Also the fact that Magda went along with passing Vlad off as her own to take the pressure off her having to have a son#Like if Ingrid had been born a boy then Madga wouldn't have let the count adopt Vlad#It honestly makes Magda trying to pass Wolfie off as the counts son way shadier cause she was surplanting Vlad with a trump card#He didn't know anything about#Cause he didn't know he was only half vampire and not actually Magda's#And she knew the Count would go for it#Really shady thing to do to a boy she claimed as her own son and raised for at least 10 years#Hella vampric thing to do those I'll give her that#I do wonder what would have happened had vlad not been adpted by the count though like what if he was just raised human ignorant of vampire#what happens when he turns 16?#Now that's a fanfiction idea right there
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I just wanna know why im not enough for you to just keep your eye's on just me
#sadgirl#i'm sad#im sad and tired#im screaming inside my head#sad boy#sad but true#sad thoughts#depressing shit#sorry for being depressing#tw depressing thoughts#im not enough#never enough#might kms#i should kms#time to kms#lol kms#i wanna be pretty#i wanna die#i wish i was never born#i
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how yâall in america feeling about ur rights rn?
cuz im NOT feeling good đ
#op is a proshipper#darkship#proship#proship positivity#proshipper safe#proshippers please interact#comshipper safe#darkshipper please interact#proshipper#election 2024#us elections#god i fucking hate trump#why did he have to win#im so scared#i wish i was born a boy because of this#:(
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Born to be a teen in the early 2000s going to see a bunch of silly bands
Forced to be a teenager now where they are all either disbanded, SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE, or NEVER where you live đ
#my chemical romance#pre split panic#early 2000s#concerts#teenager#wish i was born eariler#:(#pierce the veil#sleeping with sirens#Paramore#periphery band#fall out boy#SO SO MANY MORE
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Thereâs something silly to me about Bluestar x Yellowfang
Itâs just âyeah Firestarâs moms should dateâ
Old women with tragic backstories and the very orange boy they separately adopted
#it's a great ship I love it#listen you can claim Bluestar wasn't a maternal figure to Firestar & that she was just his mentor but you can't do that with Yellowfang#She canonically tells Fireheart that she wishes he was her son#That's not a thing left up to reader interpretation or anything. The direct quote (from Rising Storm) is#''I wished you'd been my son but I could not have borne a cat like you.''#(there's more to the quote but I can't fit all of it in the character limit of the tags)#(or technically I could but it would have to be several tags and I don't feel like doing that)#she also says ''I only regret that I will miss watching you become what Starclan has destined you to be.'' to him in that same bit of dialo#that is his mom. Like you cannot reasonably deny that#I'm going to shut myself up now before I actually write an entire essay about Yellowfang in the tags of this post#because I know myself and I know I'd do it#Warrior Cats#yellowfang#bluestar#bluestar x yellowfang#blueyellow#(I think that's their ship name?)#(I'd make a joke about how we should just call it ''Green'' but I'm sure that joke has been made already)#and because I mentioned Starclan's most special little orange boy#wc firestar#firestar#honestly if I ever decide to do fun character tags that's what Firestar's will be
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someone help me dan howell is sending me into another gender crisi sand i do not know what to do about this like i literally JUST got comfy being a cis girl and now he comes out with this?? he hit the fuxkinfg phentagon? i need help. i do not like the emotions this mullet picture is causing
#me#dan and phil#phan#dan howell#danisnotonfire#daniel howell#gender#i want daniel howell's gender so baadd#this isn't fair#guys what the fuck is my gender#because i like being a girl#but i wish i looked like a boy (or was just born as one) and i get what i perceive to be gender dysphoria sometimes#but i also love just being a genderless being and chilling#and sometimes i like my name and find it cool and sometimes i reeeeeally want a boy name and to be perceived masc#like i'll spend 3 months comfy in my gender identity and then my brain chemicals decide to switch it up#and my dnp special interest/hyperfixation is not helping#both of them are so gender
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130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
đ Pink Train Arc
(July 2016 - Ongoing)
"You just couldn't resist the giant hippo wish, could you?" "Hey, you didn't argue then. Did you have a better way to block the portal door without destroying it and upsetting Poof?" "Fingerprint scanners! Always go for the fingerprint scanners!" "But that's so overplayed."
- Fluff, Drama, & Angst
- Prompts related to the main cast and associates: Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, Chloe, Kevin, their parents, Blonda, Schnozmo, Trixie, Jimmy Neutron, Sparky, and human OCs like Hadley
- Poof's arc is in Lavender Train, Remy and Juandissimo in Yellow Train, Dale in Tan Train, Gary and Crocker in Purple Train, and Mark, Vicky, and Tootie are in Green Train
Summary
Timmy is an average kid with an overactive imagination... Ask anyone, though no one understands. He's still hoping for several more warm and cozy years with his fairy family. After all he's done for Fairy World, doesn't he deserve a break? Poof's left home for the Spellementary dorms. Chloe now holds custody of Cosmo and Wanda on even-numbered days, leaving Timmy with the odds. Kevin and Molly are struggling as step-siblings, but what else is new? Daily life necessitates juggling friends, back-up friends, love interests, aggressive teachers, bullies, babysitters, a puppy with a shady past... ... Well, one thing's for sure: there's never a dull moment in Dimmsdale!
Rated Gen and T
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Highlights of this arc:
- Imaginary Gary watches Timmy make new friends. This is fine. - After a time-travel escapade to dinosaur times, Wanda and Cosmo are scolded by the Pixies and then thoroughly washed down to prevent an outbreak of ancient bacteria. - Wanda struggles to connect with her...... Well, that celebrity kid Blonda's looking after. Westley Periwinkle, was it? - Time for Timmy to find a gift for the Fairy Reunion gift exchange is running out, and Gray Tuesday may be his last hope- even if today is for Pixies what Friday the 13th is for Anti-Fairies. - Timmy steals Lazy-Eye Larryâs engagement ring back from his ex-fiancĂ©e in return for $70. See also, âDimmsdale Daze.â - Wanda leaves a 14% tip for a waiter, then feels guilty and breaks into his house to leave the other 6%. See also, âFairly Old Parent.â - In the far future, Cosmo and Wanda look after an unusual godkid: a giant centipede alien on a frozen planet - Cosmo reluctantly allows teen Poof to drive his car.
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"Tell me that I've been a louse and a loafer- You won't get a fight here, no ma'am! Say I'm a goldbrick, a goof-off, no good... but that couldn't be all that I am..." (x)
#Fairly OddParents#FOP Timmy#FAIRIES!#ridwriting#130 Prompts#130 arc guides#ridwork guides#Perfect pink beaver boy#Rebellious golden child#apparently art#Dragonfly parents#Candlestick boy#Little Crock#There's something funny to me about how in the New Wish timeline Dusty would be born while C and W are time traveling#I DO dress him in old-fashioned outfits. Checks out boss#I... think that's all the tags that could be relevant
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The way most of my clothes would just be normal boy clothes if I didn't have this stupid girly body with wide hips and boobs
#i just wish i was born a boy sometimes#not always but#i wish i was on T#transmasc#trans#trans posting#transgender#ftm#genderfluid#nonbinary
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watching zero day and holy shit!!! gender envy is real!!
#zero day#zero day 2003#cal gabriel#i do not condone their actions obviously#but why couldnt i be born a shitty blond guy in 2000 with a camera#holy shit cal gabriel is literally the opitome of what i would love to look like#insane#FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK#mini ice cubes!! âŠi wish i was born a boy
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chat am I fucked?
#that seems about right i suppose#It's been at least 15 years since I first thought about the possibility of not being cis#and of course i am *not* a female#but why can't I just simply come to terms with it?#internalized transphobia? self loathing? fear?#i wish i was born a male#my life would've been so much better happier AND easier!#i hate every single thing about me#and i feel like everyone already hates me and can't even stand my presence#Everything would get worse if I started transitioning or just âofficiallyâ came out#I've always been told i behave and dress like a guy#i remember when i was little and other kids thought i was a boy#perhaps in this case i shall become one#rambles
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can't watch any war movies without feeling at least a bit dysphoric and its one of the weirdest feelings produced by this shit
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My heart really needs to accept what my mind really knows
#sadgirl#i'm sad#im sad and tired#im screaming inside my head#sad boy#sad but true#sad thoughts#sewerslidal#depressing shit#sorry for being depressing#it's true#to many thoughts#my head huuuurts#i hate life#i wanna kms#i wanna die#i wish i was never born#im not enough#never enough#sadcore#tw depressing thoughts#tw sadness#tw depressive#& ă
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€ out.#just maybe#its to late#im gonna go cry now#i wanna cry#im sorry#drown in my mind
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