#wish i was born a boy

[knoxvill3-nati0n]

hate to be predictable on main but cky (1999) did change my life, unfortunately.

[amaliatheartist]

I am such a sucker, and I’m always the last to know

[writer-room]

Lloyd’s the kind of person to be completely silent while everyone is horribly singing Bohemian Rhapsody only to belt out the line “I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all” in perfect pitch and then fall dead silent again as he went back to like, reading a book or something. send post

[weird-tea]

Thinking about the fact that Ingrid has two younger half brothers, one maternal and one paternal, both of which were passed off as her full brother when they were babies (Barry/Wolfie for only a few days, Vlad for years), both of which are given a name at birth that they don't use/go by (Wolfie was called Vlad for awhile, then named Barry, then called "Wolfie", while Vlad was named Adam by his mum and renamed Vladimir by his father) and both of which she is very loud about disliking and are at various points rivals displacing her as the Dracula heir but when it comes down to it she cares about them greatly and is pretty protective. And both are half vampires, Wolfie being half vampire half werewolf while Vlad is half human.

I'm not sure where I'm going with this it's just intresting. Like when they were writing the show I don't think they had the ending planned at all, or the Vlad is half human twist, so you can't really call all the things he has in common with Wolfie delibrate forshadowing but in hindsight it's really intresting. Especally the counts willingness to surplant Vlad with the new baby because at the time he beleived that his beloved Magda had finally given him a son, as apose to Adam/Vlad who wasn't Magda's and only half vampire making him actually quite a dangerous bet as an heir. And Ingrid imerging as the true Dracula heir in a lot of ways despite being a girl actually makes a lot of sense because she is actually the count and Magda's only biological child (while not legitimate since they weren't married, they are basically common law married and act as if they are a devorced couple so Ingrid is as legitimate as the count is gonna get) and also out of the three Dracula children (counting Wolfie in this group as he was claimed as a Dracula at birth and then the count technically raised him for a bit) she is the only full vampire non-hybrid.

Also the fact that Vlad and Ingrid's sibling dynamic is super important to the show and that they both end up with younger maternal half siblings that they do care about a lot but the primary sibling relationship seems to remain Vlad and Ingrid because of their expirences growing up together... it just feels important. Like they both having younger half siblings is something they have in common despite it being completely different siblings. (makes me kinda sad we never got a scene of George and Wolfie interacting and maybe teaming up to help Ingrid and Vlad somehow).

[anxietywasright]

I just wanna know why im not enough for you to just keep your eye's on just me

[xkani]

how y’all in america feeling about ur rights rn?

cuz im NOT feeling good 😋

[saturnplaza]

Born to be a teen in the early 2000s going to see a bunch of silly bands

Forced to be a teenager now where they are all either disbanded, SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE, or NEVER where you live 😔

[fountainpenguin]

130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash

💗 Pink Train Arc

(July 2016 - Ongoing)

"You just couldn't resist the giant hippo wish, could you?" "Hey, you didn't argue then. Did you have a better way to block the portal door without destroying it and upsetting Poof?" "Fingerprint scanners! Always go for the fingerprint scanners!" "But that's so overplayed."

- Fluff, Drama, & Angst

- Prompts related to the main cast and associates: Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, Chloe, Kevin, their parents, Blonda, Schnozmo, Trixie, Jimmy Neutron, Sparky, and human OCs like Hadley

- Poof's arc is in Lavender Train, Remy and Juandissimo in Yellow Train, Dale in Tan Train, Gary and Crocker in Purple Train, and Mark, Vicky, and Tootie are in Green Train

Summary

Timmy is an average kid with an overactive imagination... Ask anyone, though no one understands. He's still hoping for several more warm and cozy years with his fairy family. After all he's done for Fairy World, doesn't he deserve a break? Poof's left home for the Spellementary dorms. Chloe now holds custody of Cosmo and Wanda on even-numbered days, leaving Timmy with the odds. Kevin and Molly are struggling as step-siblings, but what else is new? Daily life necessitates juggling friends, back-up friends, love interests, aggressive teachers, bullies, babysitters, a puppy with a shady past... ... Well, one thing's for sure: there's never a dull moment in Dimmsdale!

Rated Gen and T

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Highlights of this arc:

- Imaginary Gary watches Timmy make new friends. This is fine. - After a time-travel escapade to dinosaur times, Wanda and Cosmo are scolded by the Pixies and then thoroughly washed down to prevent an outbreak of ancient bacteria. - Wanda struggles to connect with her...... Well, that celebrity kid Blonda's looking after. Westley Periwinkle, was it? - Time for Timmy to find a gift for the Fairy Reunion gift exchange is running out, and Gray Tuesday may be his last hope- even if today is for Pixies what Friday the 13th is for Anti-Fairies. - Timmy steals Lazy-Eye Larry’s engagement ring back from his ex-fiancée in return for $70. See also, “Dimmsdale Daze.” - Wanda leaves a 14% tip for a waiter, then feels guilty and breaks into his house to leave the other 6%. See also, “Fairly Old Parent.” - In the far future, Cosmo and Wanda look after an unusual godkid: a giant centipede alien on a frozen planet - Cosmo reluctantly allows teen Poof to drive his car.

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"Tell me that I've been a louse and a loafer- You won't get a fight here, no ma'am! Say I'm a goldbrick, a goof-off, no good... but that couldn't be all that I am..." (x)

[boilingrain]

There’s something silly to me about Bluestar x Yellowfang

It’s just “yeah Firestar’s moms should date”

Old women with tragic backstories and the very orange boy they separately adopted

[mindisinmars]

watching zero day and holy shit!!! gender envy is real!!

[absolutelyzoned]

can't watch any war movies without feeling at least a bit dysphoric and its one of the weirdest feelings produced by this shit

[veryblushyswitch]

What I say: I wish I was born a boy.

~

What I actually mean: I wish I was a boy in an 80s film with a group of friends who all play baseball and love each other dearly. We all love to play fight and wrestle which leads to tickle fights. We make fun of each other, but we also have deep conversations around a campfire or in a treehouse we built ourselves. We look at the stars sitting on each other’s roofs and catch frogs by the pond. We don’t have anywhere to be expect with each other and we don’t have anything to do expect be young and be happy.

[anxietywasright]

My heart really needs to accept what my mind really knows

[angeltheemogod]

I'm roughly 50% sure that if I was a really pretty girl I wouldn't even think about changing my gender. Because when you're a pretty girl, that's when you reap all the benefits of being a girl.

Those benefits being pretty privilege, of course. People wouldn't care if I was a heartless, selfish piece of shit they would still love me and defend me just because I'm pretty and they would crave my validation.

[freakinnefor]

I think i am a boy. But i have exams to worry about

[soullessjack]

trying to explain that there has never been a single instance in the show to indicate that jack is intended to be a child/toddler/baby in any way and that all canon actually makes it pretty clear he’s supposed to be a teenager/young adult is like trying to explain that the cheese is under the sauce in a Chicago style pizza