#i wish i was born a boy because of this
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how y’all in america feeling about ur rights rn?
cuz im NOT feeling good 😋
#op is a proshipper#darkship#proship#proship positivity#proshipper safe#proshippers please interact#comshipper safe#darkshipper please interact#proshipper#election 2024#us elections#god i fucking hate trump#why did he have to win#im so scared#i wish i was born a boy because of this#:(
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Well your "Dumb thing that wouldn't leave your brain" nearly made me wake up my partner who is asleep next to me lol
Honestly this fandoms artists making Viktor and/or Jayce (honestly usually both I've noticed, its awesome) is so good. Makes me very happy to see so often, being transmasc myself.
I'm so honored by people legitimately laughing out loud at it lolol thank you
And yea I feel like trans Jayvik is such a beautiful self sustaining ecosystem cause I have seen so much trans Viktor stuff that whenever I see cis Viktor I'm like "where are his top surgery scars???" forgetting that he is not, in fact, canonically trans
#whether jayce knows what to do with vikussy because of mel or because he has a jacussy himself is up to you dear viewer#asks#havent seen as much trans jayce but i know it in my heart to also be true#hey guys when you say something is for the transmascs and the gays can you include me as well#the transmascs and the gays and mochasucculent if its not too much trouble thanks guys#not personally transmasc but viktor has done Something to my thoughts on my gender. not sure what yet#that one tweet that's like 'when the mlm ship hyperfixation reaches the 'i wish i was born as a boy' point'#(fails to elaborate)#arcane#jayvik
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Lloyd’s the kind of person to be completely silent while everyone is horribly singing Bohemian Rhapsody only to belt out the line “I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all” in perfect pitch and then fall dead silent again as he went back to like, reading a book or something. send post
#ninjago#lego ninjago#lloyd garmadon#bohemian rhapsody#i sometimes wish id never been born at all#headcanons#ideas#jokes#text post#speaking#for the record lloyd the kinda person to be silent as in he protests to everyone he cant sing#or he just doesnt wanna sing so hes just fending them off as they sing#then the line comes and hes like a sleeper agent and sings the line like hes done so a hundred other times#then laugh and brush it off and go back to not singing again#and for the OTHER record#the other ninja are not exempt from this. all of them sing that line like their lives depend on it#except for zane because my boy does not sing unless he has downloaded content <3 hes the one playing the music but he vibes w it#lloyds just the one who has it down like an ART#lloyd also sings 'you shouldve raised a baby girl i shouldve been a better son' from mcr#because he is trans. 2 me. kai also sings out that part with just as much passion. they are shaking hands#and also lloyd was just an mcr kid change my mind
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Thinking about the fact that Ingrid has two younger half brothers, one maternal and one paternal, both of which were passed off as her full brother when they were babies (Barry/Wolfie for only a few days, Vlad for years), both of which are given a name at birth that they don't use/go by (Wolfie was called Vlad for awhile, then named Barry, then called "Wolfie", while Vlad was named Adam by his mum and renamed Vladimir by his father) and both of which she is very loud about disliking and are at various points rivals displacing her as the Dracula heir but when it comes down to it she cares about them greatly and is pretty protective. And both are half vampires, Wolfie being half vampire half werewolf while Vlad is half human.
I'm not sure where I'm going with this it's just intresting. Like when they were writing the show I don't think they had the ending planned at all, or the Vlad is half human twist, so you can't really call all the things he has in common with Wolfie delibrate forshadowing but in hindsight it's really intresting. Especally the counts willingness to surplant Vlad with the new baby because at the time he beleived that his beloved Magda had finally given him a son, as apose to Adam/Vlad who wasn't Magda's and only half vampire making him actually quite a dangerous bet as an heir. And Ingrid imerging as the true Dracula heir in a lot of ways despite being a girl actually makes a lot of sense because she is actually the count and Magda's only biological child (while not legitimate since they weren't married, they are basically common law married and act as if they are a devorced couple so Ingrid is as legitimate as the count is gonna get) and also out of the three Dracula children (counting Wolfie in this group as he was claimed as a Dracula at birth and then the count technically raised him for a bit) she is the only full vampire non-hybrid.
Also the fact that Vlad and Ingrid's sibling dynamic is super important to the show and that they both end up with younger maternal half siblings that they do care about a lot but the primary sibling relationship seems to remain Vlad and Ingrid because of their expirences growing up together... it just feels important. Like they both having younger half siblings is something they have in common despite it being completely different siblings. (makes me kinda sad we never got a scene of George and Wolfie interacting and maybe teaming up to help Ingrid and Vlad somehow).
#Young Dracula#young dracula cbbc#The final season twist just makes a rewatch super intresting okay#Also makes me sad we never got grand high vampire Vlad having to content with Atilla Westenra because he was on the council#And his reaction to Vlad not actually being his biological grandson and the fact that Magda lied to them all would have been super intresti#But also like I wish we'd got Ingrid and Wolfie interacting with their Westenra grandparents together#Also the fact that Magda went along with passing Vlad off as her own to take the pressure off her having to have a son#Like if Ingrid had been born a boy then Madga wouldn't have let the count adopt Vlad#It honestly makes Magda trying to pass Wolfie off as the counts son way shadier cause she was surplanting Vlad with a trump card#He didn't know anything about#Cause he didn't know he was only half vampire and not actually Magda's#And she knew the Count would go for it#Really shady thing to do to a boy she claimed as her own son and raised for at least 10 years#Hella vampric thing to do those I'll give her that#I do wonder what would have happened had vlad not been adpted by the count though like what if he was just raised human ignorant of vampire#what happens when he turns 16?#Now that's a fanfiction idea right there
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There’s something silly to me about Bluestar x Yellowfang
It’s just “yeah Firestar’s moms should date”
Old women with tragic backstories and the very orange boy they separately adopted
#it's a great ship I love it#listen you can claim Bluestar wasn't a maternal figure to Firestar & that she was just his mentor but you can't do that with Yellowfang#She canonically tells Fireheart that she wishes he was her son#That's not a thing left up to reader interpretation or anything. The direct quote (from Rising Storm) is#''I wished you'd been my son but I could not have borne a cat like you.''#(there's more to the quote but I can't fit all of it in the character limit of the tags)#(or technically I could but it would have to be several tags and I don't feel like doing that)#she also says ''I only regret that I will miss watching you become what Starclan has destined you to be.'' to him in that same bit of dialo#that is his mom. Like you cannot reasonably deny that#I'm going to shut myself up now before I actually write an entire essay about Yellowfang in the tags of this post#because I know myself and I know I'd do it#Warrior Cats#yellowfang#bluestar#bluestar x yellowfang#blueyellow#(I think that's their ship name?)#(I'd make a joke about how we should just call it ''Green'' but I'm sure that joke has been made already)#and because I mentioned Starclan's most special little orange boy#wc firestar#firestar#honestly if I ever decide to do fun character tags that's what Firestar's will be
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someone help me dan howell is sending me into another gender crisi sand i do not know what to do about this like i literally JUST got comfy being a cis girl and now he comes out with this?? he hit the fuxkinfg phentagon? i need help. i do not like the emotions this mullet picture is causing
#me#dan and phil#phan#dan howell#danisnotonfire#daniel howell#gender#i want daniel howell's gender so baadd#this isn't fair#guys what the fuck is my gender#because i like being a girl#but i wish i looked like a boy (or was just born as one) and i get what i perceive to be gender dysphoria sometimes#but i also love just being a genderless being and chilling#and sometimes i like my name and find it cool and sometimes i reeeeeally want a boy name and to be perceived masc#like i'll spend 3 months comfy in my gender identity and then my brain chemicals decide to switch it up#and my dnp special interest/hyperfixation is not helping#both of them are so gender
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crying is so embarrassing like damn hoe suck it up
#im crying because i was born a girl#god this is so fucking embarrassing#god i wish i was a fucking boy#i hate nights like this where i cant pretend im happy as a girl#guys i love my body and my makeup!#(i come home and want to claw it off of my skin)#kats chattin shit
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Rhaenyra and Jace parallel each other so much, I think if she had won history would have repeated itself with Jace's succession. They remind me of Arya and Jon's conversation about girls and bastards. Rhaenyra and Jace have one thing the other craves, she is trueborn and he is male. But she is a woman and he is a bastard so ultimately they face quite similar.
yes yes, i think it's interesting because as you say, they're both "outsiders" and by their very nature, they have a lot in common but because they don't quite have enough in coming, they never see eye to eye. i actually think a better comparison is jon and theon - jon and arya always see eye to eye and imo, both jon and arya understand well enough (even if they don't have the language for it) how being a woman and being a bastard work in different ways to marginalize them both, and i think they even have a bit of an understanding that a female bastard is going to be sexualized in a very different way than a noble born woman or a bastard boy.
but jon and theon, as far as we've seen them, are just incapable of seeing eye to eye. even though they are both part of an "out group" the other has what each boy desperately wants: jon has stark blood and theon has a noble name. jon has love and theon has status. they both see the other's faults intimately well but never take that nexxt step into realizing their faults are very similar. rhaenyra has the targaryen name, but jacaerys is a man. and because she's trueborn, she's incapable of seeing the position she's put jace in. but because he's a man, jace is incapable of seeing the situation rhaenyra was put in. they're in the same chapter but they're on a different page. not quite aligned and it makes all the world of difference.
#asks#anons#i'm glad you brought jon up because i can bitch in the tags here that i.................................#i don't love the way people talk about jon. i think people really discount the way growing up a bastard affected him#and see him as the height of privilege. what's the line in dragon age. a bastard is a bastard it doesn't matter who his noble parent is#i find it obnoxious how people will talk about him wrt cat and sometimes elia like essentially *wishing* for them to mistreat him#idk how to tell you guys that wishing for a child born out of wedlock to be mistreated is like. bad.#but this is the same as the convo around the velaryon boys. jace is not *actually* worth less bc he's a bastard guys.#stop buying into this narrative. what's your problem.#anyways#bastard discourse will be the death of me bc i think it's so fuckign stupid. why are we bringing back prejudices guys.#i would add 50 crying emojis here to show i'm being unserious but a little serious but i'm on my work computer
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*remembers i got called disgusting. haha cool
#txt#why did she say that to my face#why cant they just respecvt my wishes and accept the fact i like my body hair#itd be fine if i was a born a boy but since im afab its my fault and ihave to shafve my legs#and its even more awful because of my crappy genetics whihc makes me be even more hairier and itd be fine if i was a boy but because im afa#im apparently a disgusting girl and no one will like me because of it. lol. lmao.#i was already crying and she said that crap to me. ok mama. thank u sm
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why do I always wind up with AUs in my head where the primary love interest of my character dies a tragic death
I might need to unpack that in myself a little bit, kind of
#squirrel speaks#first it was the durgetash essentially-the-good-place-but-sad AU idea after Karlach's death on the pier#then it was the Ray/Wyll AU that had Dorian cruelly assassinated a couple years prior and my boy a grieving middle-aged widower#now I have one brewing that'd be an Arie/Gorim post-game AU following something i can't yet talk about lest i spoil SOMEONE lol#..... but god i do wish that existed already#reluctant paragon aeducan with no place to go returns to orzammar; finds her best friend and ex-lover there alone#because his surface-born wife can't stand the dark and he can't stand the light#but maybe the crystals shining down from the Stone over Orzammar are a bit like the stars if you squint#DO YOU SEE MY VISION
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you ever think about forsy being faced with an always have a small rock in your shoe or always have wet socks would you rather question and going "its not a fun situation... i would say yeah wet socks probably" like what possessed him to choose wet socks
#txt#i love when would you rather questions have a very obvious correct answer and then the general consensus agrees with the wrong answer#once again its not good for your skin to be wet all the time. especially in shoes... thats literally how you get fungal infections#its why ekky says “i think youd end up with a disease” which hes absolutely right about lol#thats literally athletes foot YOU PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THIS??? THIS IS YOUR CAREER???#ekky the only bitch who knew remotely what he was talking about 😭😭😭#anyways this reminds me of a convo i had like 2 nights ago with my brothers gf#and i told her i was supposed to be born in june and i came earlier than i was expected to#and she was like YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A JUNE GEMINI??????#and i was like yeah fucking bonkers right id be more insane than i already am those bitches are crazy#and i said that while thinking about forsy because hes a june gem and hes absolutely insane#and the wet socks choice is more fuel to that agenda really#dont fall for the nice act hes unhinged hes absolutely unhinged#IM SORRY FUCKING WET SOCKS???#as boy who grew up in the terrible floodlands of soflo i would never wish long periods of time in wet socks#while the wet months technically start in may usually rains get bad during april and our school was not prepared for flooding#not to mention we came back during the height of hurricane season...#like girl air conditioned classrooms in swampy socks is a sensory sensation that is actually hell and really bad for you
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I keep playing with a Batfam/the odyssey fusion where Bruce is Odysseus and instead of getting fucked over by the gods for ten years he takes like six months to get home and finds a new kid practically every time he stops his boat
#dick is found when they sack the city that’s Not-Troy#and Jason is on the lotus eater island where his mom died#and Tim is hanging out with the cyclops#Steph is with Circe as an unwillling apprentice#not sure where cass is. maybe the sirens or maybe somehow the underworld idk#Helena could be trapped on an island like calypso#and idk I don’t remeber the rest of Odysseus’s stops#I could go read it again OR I could just wait for the remaining sagas of epic the musical to come out so I can remember#….yes this IS because of the song where Zeus is telling Odysseus to murder the baby and Odysseus is like ‘I could adopt him :(‘#and zues says no and Odysseus does indeed kill the baby. but I was like. Bruce Wayne would simply tell the gods to fuck off.#OH he’s married to Talia and Damian was born right before he left too.#so he also has the whole ‘wish I could go see my wife and baby boy’ thing going
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oh yikes.....
#when has that ever worked. specially in this day and age of content#most of the regular folk doesn't even know college humor has dropout. they think college humor just ended#this happened before and in my opinion it's simply a bad idea#specially for international fans#like. I didn't even had the energy to watch it for free anymore. I'm not PAYING a platform just to watch watcher videos like#that's just so counterproductive#but whatever they need to do to keep the lights on I guess#maybe the company was doing worse than we all thought and the boys were just good at pretending it was doing well#because there's simply no other explanation#the whole ''youtube doesn't fit our content'' is absolutely bullshit imo#their content was born in youtube and MADE for youtube#I really doubt your regular folk is gonna seek after an entire streaming platform just to watch fucking dish granted lol#but yeah. wish the boys the best still. just don't think this is a good idea#but it's probably their only hope to keep this thing alive#which is kinda sad but whatever#rambles*
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im not in a relationship with a gay man anymore so now i dont have that caging me and im thinking about my gender again fuckkkk my life
#and well i know some would see this as a good thing but me personally id prefer to be caged#because Sometimes feeling bad about not being a man and actually being a man Can in fact be Two Different Things#voidcore.txt#like it was so much easier to discard all these thoughts back thennn. i need to read so much yaoi it makes me wish i was born a boy again
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you know I told a friend that I wasn’t really interested in continuing ahiru no sora by reading the manga but I think I changed my mind. I need to know what that one line meant. Why did Nao say that.
#Literally what else am I supposed to glean from her “I wish I was born a boy” line except that he’s trans#And then she didn’t show up for the beach scene???? Maybe perhaps because he doesn’t like being in a bikini#not to mention the wristbands she always wears. Literally the EXACT same pattern as the trans flag#I need to know if the story actually follows up on any of this#genuinely
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monthly bleeding day one hormones go crazy
#had a small breakdown today because my parents yelled at me and now ive been in a slump the entire day#help#god i wish i was born a boy
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