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Arthur: “As King, I belong to Camelot above all else.

Arthur: “Buuuuut…. There would be no Camelot without Merlin, so…

Arthur: “ I kinda belong to Merlin?”

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@batbirdies honestly this SOUNDS like something your Jason would say

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Some more Jason please enjoy the crumbs

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i can kill ppl bcuz ive died before so i can reclaim killing

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I long wanted to publish Batman memes/drawings. I really love the batboys.

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Thinking about what would my ideal number of kids would be if money wasn't a limitation & realised I think it's five. Decided to blame Pride & Prejudice & the Batfam for this.

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Thinking about those posts of the Bats with their Supers; Batman & Superman, Tim Drake & Kon-El, Damian and John, and I get most of those posts are about shipping them and that's not really the dynamic but I do keep thinking I'd be cool to see one including Jason and Bizaro Superman. Like, I love their friendship. And it seems to fit Jason and his dynamic with the other bats and Heroism in general that his super is the Bizaro version. I just wanna see more love for them.

Also there's something about Bruce, Jason & Tim, with all their pointed differences & complex dynamics with each other, all having this close connection/bond with basically 3 variants of the same guy. Like they have a type.

Kon is very much his own person not just another superman despite being literally his clone made to replace him & I love that aspect of his character & story, and Bizaro is obviously a Bizaro version with his own experiences having to adjust to the non-bizaro world shaping him as a character, but on some fundamental level Bruce, Jason, & Tim all have the same best friend just in different flavours and I think that's hilarious.

And I think out of all the Batfam those three would be the most horrified/thrown at having that pointed out to them. Damian for a long time was actively trying to the the second coming of Batman so it makes sense to him that he'd be friends with the Superman of his generation because Batman & Superman are just kinda like that. But I think both Tim & Jason would be freaked out at the idea of being like Bruce is that way for their own reasons and would be even more thrown at the idea that it's something they have in common with each other. Bruce would have a lot of emotions about that fact his two most distant sons have taken after him like that and would probably fail to express any of them in a healthy way.

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"The best way for the bat kids to hide their identity is to publicly be in a relationship with the self"

"no the best way is for them to publicly hate each other."

No. That's not enough. I need one of them to refuse to acknowledge the others identity. No matter what.

"Oh, Tim, what's your opinion on Dick and Nightwing recent lovers spat? Is it awkward for Bruce to have his son date his ex-step son? And what's your opinion on Red Robin, he seems about your age. Any plans, maybe involving your recent coming out of the closet?"

"Dick and Nightwing are dramatic, Bruce tries to ignore anything involving his ex, I think he might disapprove but he refuses to talk about it, because again, exes, and Red Robin is a terrible restaurant."

The interviewer rolled her eyes.

"I meant the vigilante, Tim."

"There isn't a vigilante named Red Robin."

"Gosh, Red, what's it like knowing the Wayne's? I mean, your brother is dating Dick, right? Or did they break up again? Either way, not important. Is there any way you could set me up with Tim? He's really cute-"

Red Robin stared at Superboy, and it was probably a trick of the light but Conner swore the skin showing under his mask was slightly redder than normal.

"Who the fuck is Tim?"

"Tim Drake-Wayne. Your brother in law's younger brother? Does that make him your brother in law too..."

"Kon, Dick's brother's name is Damian."

"No, the other one."

"Jason? The dead one? That's weird man, I'm not setting you up with a corpse."

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i need jason 'metalhead' todd to find out tim has a thing with kon (another alt bitch) and just. spiral

jason: you don't want to date alt men, don't date alt men, most of them are jobless alcoholics who sleep in their friend's basement. you know what alt men are good for? looking at, hanging out with and one night stands and even that is questionable. not long term relationships! alt men are horrible flings and even worse boyfriends dO NOT DATE AN ALT MAN. why do you think alt women never date alt men??? BECAUSE THEY KNOW

tim, barely listening: did you have a terrible alt boyfriend

jason: I AM THE TERRIBLE ALT BOYFRIEND

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Mission: befriend robin

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My contempt towards a brand is directly proportional to how often they interrupt my playlists.

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I sat down and read most of the Robins comics, so heres a collection of screenshots

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Oh my gosh this is so much I need to write about this separately. It feels very brave that PKJ is tackling these themes head-on.

Batman and Robin #18

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Fanon: Cass loves all her brothers equally even she calls them "little brother" 💕

Canon:

Cass with Dick 🤨:

Cass with Jason 💀:

Cass with Tim 🥰:

Cass with Duke 🥰:

Cass with Damian 😠:

She is not subtle and I love it 😆