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lily used to repeat stories when she got excited talking

snape used to say "oh yeah, you already told me"

james heard the same story over and over with a stupid smile on his face

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i just can't be okay knowing that james potter was head over heels in love with lily evans and for years he must have wondered why his love wasn't enough

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slytherin: gRYFF THERE IS A MF SPIDER IN THE BATHROOM

gryffindor: oh don’t panic, the best part of living together is that raven and huff are not afraid of spiders so one of them could kill it, don’t you guys? guys?

ravenclaw: did you know there’s a long-bodied cellar spider in the bathroom?

hufflepuff: its name is bob

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sometimes i forget wolfstar isn’t canon. then i cry.

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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)

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sirius leading remus through the corridors in a predetermined direction pretending to have a casual conversation only to arrive at a door from which hangs a mistletoe placed carefully by james

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sirius gives me girls just wanna have fun vibes and i do not know how to explain why

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extremely straight fandom: how do you ship characters that are best friends? like, they're just friends, sirius and remus are like brothers and there's no proves about that kind of relationship between them

also extremely straight fandom: * ships blackinnon *

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remus: i don't like this but i have to say it— don't you dare to look at sirius again

remus: i'm in love with him and you won't be an obstacle

remus: if you can't accept that, sorry for you-

marlene:

remus:

marlene:

remus: won't you say something?

marlene: bitch, im gay

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marauders stans

🤝🏼 hating snape

neville's simps

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I’m confused. Snape stans hate Remus for not stopping James and Sirius for bullying Snape but no one mentions Snape and his friends assaulting muggleborns? Let’s keep that same energy.

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JKR and the eternal shortage of ability to shut the fuck up

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like father like son

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you might be a werewolf but you were fucking hot when you showed up shirtless, valentine.

sirius to remus, probably.

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you don't choose to be gay.

you watch harry potter and the order of the phoenix; sirius, remus and nymphadora decide for you.

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rita: some fans are saying that wolfstar is real, isn't it?

remus:

rita:

remus:

rita:

remus:

remus: ipHoNeS—

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fourth book was like-

harry: wELL, MAYBE I DIDN'T PUT MY NAME IN THAT STUPID TEA CUP

hermione: yES, AND MAYBE I JUST WANT TO GO TO THE YULE BALL WITH KRUM-

ron, singing: NOT ANOTHER WORD

ron: NO NO NO NO

ron: STICK TO THE STATUS QUO