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debate: is a really long sword-length but still otherwise knife-like knife valid to be considered a knife, or is it now a sword because it’s long

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we’ve started feeding this tortoiseshell-point siamese recently. she’s beautiful, aside from the fact she has disturbingly big, bulging blue eyes. we’ve started calling her… ‘goop’

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i still dont know what backshots is i assume its when your friend bends over so you can stabilize your rifle betwern there butcheeks

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obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks

she’s reinventing hieroglyphics

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front facing egrets making me lose control of everything

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Steven Universe is interesting to me because it’s got the most extreme dichotomy between ideas that would be better fleshed out in a show for adults, and ideas that are interesting specifically because they’re native to an unironic children’s show.

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did you know you can pull the strings out of your clothes and ruin them

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on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.

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pain sharing curse au feat wolfie transformation shenanigans + hyrule letting his inner urbosa out ⚡️

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also don’t @ me about hyrule’s magic mana reserves I’m just doing what all LU whump writers do aka put the boy in situations so he can’t heal lmao in this case he’s out of mana thanks to twilight’s impromptu transformation forcing him to go full magic assault (he is a single teen mother of 5 he’s gotta protect ok)

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It is with the heaviest of hearts that I bring you sad news today. Murphy, the eagle who incubated a rock (and later raised a foster eaglet after his rock "hatched"), passed away at age 33 (almost a decade longer than long-lived wild eagles!). A tornado hit his local area. It's believed he sustained blunt force head trauma, likely from spooking during the high winds, as his cage and fellow eagles were unharmed.

Murphy is survived by his foster son, Baby 23-126, who was successfully released into the wild, and a second foster eaglet he was still caring for; this eaglet is expected to be able to be released as well.

I know a lot of people on Tumblr enjoyed seeing his story, and I know we will remember him fondly.

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like all other oocca, hylia has a tenuous relationship with gravity

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here's some concepts for different Hylia statues, i always thought it was odd that evey statue of the goddess was humanoid

also i loved how nonchalant link always semed when un-reversing time