#wipe on pants

[artcalledky]

Star The Swiping There, Start All this for 4.99 I should of fried my own Could’ve fried a whole bag Had way much more Thank You Large! No cups of condiment included! Nor napkins Pesky salt and pepper pacts! Well fuck you Need a name here! What a value @ $4.99 mmmmm I can count and break it down per fried fry Your name here would suck Didn’t cut your very own Nah bag bought How many people purchased whole store bought bags? I don’t have a frier? Cool in the City! Opinions and no onions vary you left out that part at least! Nien zwevebel Leave out tomato Chump crinkle store bought Not in stored well you paid for more! Patron! The container was $2.75 It had a top Hey USA French Fries Brought by DoorDash I should cook my own We know Phillies in all dailies In the mid west! No fucking Ranch as stated Nor napkins Wipe your self with bag Hey the restaurant over driver pick upper You had clean pants and shirt Star the swiping there Start 4.99 B S

[hoofpeet]

Sheep girl who wipes her greasy cheesy chip hands directly on her own wool

[thedreadvampy]

Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.

"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."

translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"

It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!

very this

[ninyard]

theres soooo much potential to a man in a suit. just a button or two undone. or the struggle of unbuttoning the whole shirt when he needs it off ASAP. his undone bow tie after a quickie. whipping a belt out of its loops. clumsily taking off his dress shoes. choke him with his own tie. or maybe a gentle tug to let him know to follow like a puppy dog. homoerotic fixing of the lapels of a suit jacket. inconspicuous fixing of the wrists of the suit when leaving the room. no pants, black socks, white shirt long enough to cover his hips but short enough to see his thick thighs. crooked collar. unexpected “oh shit he cleans up nicely” feelings from everyone around him because he never wears a suit. you know when men unbutton the buttons on their suit jacket when they sit down? just with one hand?

[ilikedetectives]

Neve: I'm a mage but

*pulls out a pair of cobra ornate brass knuckles*

[phoenixcatch7]

Like I know it's self indulgence but it'd be so funny to see a full kardashian style Brucie Wayne, spoilt playboy prince of Gotham, local sunshine idiot on the front page every other week for darwinian levels of idiocy or billionaire levels of donations.

But he gets kidnapped or something and there's illusions or mind magics that make him think he's in the bat suit and then he gets dumped in the middle of a live world broadcast arena to fight some goons.

Like he doesn't think anything of it, batman's been kidnapped and forced into gladitorial arenas for sport many times before, maybe he always carries concealed weapons so he's still got like grapples and batarangs and stuff, but he's just going full doomslayer on these guys. No cowl. No suit. Just an open silk shirt and a pair of slacks. In full view of the world.

Tell you what, what about the whole justice league. Just a group of the motleyest people you've ever met. There's about as many famous people as there are absolute nobodies.

Several billionaires defer to the guy who writes articles on outdated lead in buildings and socio economic corruption. There's a renowned museum curator flying and uppercutting aliens so hard they get tossed across the room. There's a guy who spoke in science conferences about meta containment procedures running up the wall and delivering a roundhouse kick to three enemies at once. Bruce Wayne and Oliver Queen. Of all people. Two world famous idiot ceo celebrities. And they're back to back whaling on armoured alien henchmen like a well oiled team. A ten year old podcaster shooting lightning from his fingers and no one in the group bats an eye.

Just.... Insanity.

[sleep-nurse]

They saw the mountains again (but higher)

[popcornsupernova]

For @amberqueen01’s fic Neath the grove is a heart.

I figured “Wow he’s gotta look really fucked up considering everything” so in that spirit I wanted to draw my vision

[leclercskiesahead]

I don’t have the time right now but you can photoshop this into the background of a closet and they have the pose of a couple that got caught making out

[mr-aftons-rotting-pussy]

@bunnie-killer-laser-beam the ballader?? more like..... the Sillier........ ooh gottem' 😁

[yaoi-hate-machine]

how did light piss n shid in confinement

[scrawlingskribbles]

not me blearily waking up at 5:30am almost in tears bc I had a dream that Ian had apparently been making more little OK KO shorts on the side and the utter joy I was feeling as dream!me was scrambling to find & watch them only to wake up before I could........ :((((

[jadelemonadee]

this will never not make me laugh he swats him away like a fucking bug

[dd-writes]

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[butteryheart]

Extremy mild post but I should dress up a bit more often lol it makes me feel :DD

Also. Random selfie

[lavampira]

normal roulette gone so horribly I planted d’alia next to sid and crafted for an hour to calm down shdghsf