#wine mum janus

[theeerealpunkin]

Tea time with the Dark sides

[malice-and-macarons]

Thomas: mentions how Janus is a wine mum dealing with a bunch of crowd children in a live stream. Me: Its free feel-estate. Once again I have stolen Katie’s mad talents for this one. She picked out the music and put in the audio effects to give this nonsense some life! Check her out or perish: https://twitter.com/kstanley42

[starlightshadowsworld]

Yup

In light of the new episode, I present to you an incorrect quote that I just thought of

Janus, swirling wine in a (normal-sized) glass: your wine problem is getting out of hand, darling

Logan, chugging from a wine bottle like his sanity depends on it: your lying problem is getting a little out of hand, darling

[cats-pyjamas]

sides as FAM(ILY) members

patton: dad who embarrasses you in front of your friends by making lots of dumb dad jokes and bringing out old photo albums of you as a child

logan: kinda emotionally-constipated strict mum who works a lot and has super high standards but who really just wants the best for you

janus: (wine) aunt that takes you to get your nose pierced after your parents said no and who tells you how to put laxatives in your bully’s lunch at school

remus: weird uncle who should probably be in jail

roman: cousin you’re best friends with but they can be really competitive at just dance and throws a fit when they don’t win

virgil: cousin you never see because they always hide in their room when family comes over

[nataliescartocciolvr]

HHHHHH I HAVE SO MUCH ON MIND. REMUS' EMBLEM?? PATTON'S REACTION TO NICO?? ANTI SPOILER SPRAY?? DDR ??? JANUS' REACTION TO NOT BEING IN ANY SONGS ?? ESPECIALLY THE LIES SONG ?? REMUS HIDING IN THE WALLS ?? THE MINDSCAPE BEING BOUGHT UP AGAIN ?? REMUS HAS BEEN IN THE MINDSCAPE THIS ENTIRE TIME ?? LOGAN'S WINE GLASS GETTING BIGGER ?? GIGANTIC EVEN ?? PATTON THINKING IT WAS JUICE ?? THE WAY THEY ALL TALKED ABOUT HOW FAR VIRGIL HAS COME ?? THE HAMSTER (I CAN'T SPELL HER ? IT'S HER RIGHT ?? NAME) BEING UNDER JANUS' HAT THIS ENTIRE TIME ?? ALL OF THE REFERENCES TO PAST VIDEOS ?? 'I WHISPERED IT TO HIM WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING' ?? VIRGIL BEING INCREDIBKY UPSET OVER JANUS INSULTING HIS MAKEUP ?? JANUS SASSY WINE AUNT CONFIRMED ?? VIRGIL EMO GAY COUSIN ?? REMUS FRESH OUT OF JAIL UNCLE ?? PATTON DAD LOGAN MUM ?? INFINITESIMAL ?? LOGAN IS STILL SO HUNG UP ON IT. I'M SCREAMING PLS.

[mychemicalasexual]

sanders sides secondary school (middle/highschool) headcannons  

[summary: they all went to the same primary (elementary) and secondary because close is easy. they all kind of paired off back in primary but became a group after they moved schools]

Roman

spends almost all his spare time in the drama room

likes the uniform because the colours make him feel like a prince

(he adds a brooch to add to the aesthetic)

loves the classic hollywood look

wants to be on the west end

kind of a goody-two-shoes

childhood friends with patton

Remus

class clown

enjoys confusing substitute teachers by giving them his brothers name instead

practically the king of detention at this point

he cropped his blazer to piss off the teachers, and always ‘forgets’ his tie

childhood friends with virgil

has fun teaching patton ‘terms of affection’ that’re incredibly vulgar

Virgil

takes art classes and the paint gets everywhere so he rolls up his blazer sleeves

(he still gets paint on it somehow)

when he first started growing his hair, it failed a month in because he’d gotten gum in it

is secretly just as bad as remus, but half the time he doesnt have the energy 

chose spanish as his foreign language option purely so he can swear at roman 

(they dont teach swears but remus said they would because he thought it’d be funny)

Patton

is autistic and has a kermit plushie bag that he adores and loves showing off except it kinda looks cursed

(but patton doesnt see it and theyre just being silly)

takes separate classes for some subjects and logan helps him study sometimes

has a million tiny trinkets at the bottom of his bag 

frogs and sanrio special interests 

Logan

childhood friends with janus

captain of the debate team 

spends all his time either with janus in the library, or in the drama room with roman reading shakespeare

tried to run for head of year (like student council president) against janus and vice versa with the debate team

they argued for a while over it, but just decided to drop out of one race each 

Janus

close with remus after he had a fight with someone that ended in a week long isolation (detention for the whole day)

him and virgil were childhood rivals, remus kind of forced them to get along

janus was the one that helped virgil dye his hair

his sarcasm tends to go over patton’s head

when remus assigned logan and patton and mum and dad, he declared janus as wine mum and that it makes sense to have 3 assigned parent figures because he was divorced oof

[parano--vigilant]

With the new episodes endcard....All I can see is Wine mum Janus and confused dad Patton

Yeah

[bwoahtastic]

pirate au or demigod au

Okay look I am a big Greek/Roman mythology nerd so heyoo demi god AU it is jsjs Look this is mostly gonna be who is a son of who but there might be more sjsj (also imma go with the greek gods cos I find them more easier jsjs)

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- Lewis is a son of Aphrodite (goddess of beauty and love) f'ing fight me. That man is gorgeous af and insanely sweet and he just is an Aphrodite child okay

- Valtteri is the son of Dionysus, god of wine. His dad is quite bummed he seems to pick vodka and beer over wine tho

- Max is son of Hades, but a good dude really. Defo not the 'I like hanging out with dead people' kinda guy but he has that dark background

- Alex is the son of Tyche, godess of Good luck. Look this is just me manifesting he will onr day have some luck when racing. Not sure what he did to piss his mom off but it better be solved sooner rather than later.

- George: son of Athena, godess of wisdom. Come on, the PowerPoint? His endless stream of FACTS? You cant change my mind on this one

- Nicholas is the son of Hemera, goddess of the day. The world lights up when he is around. Look basicaly he comes across as a more subdued Daniel Ricciardo so this will make sense when you see who I picked for Dan.

- Lando is the son of Poseidon. His Salmon pose for after the races is secretely a tribute to his dad. 100% secretely speaks dolphin, hence why he is not very good at English

- Carlos is the son of Hecate, godess of magic. Somehow always seems to get himself out of bad situations. Don't get on his bad side, he always has some tricks up his sleeve

- Checo: son of Hephaestus, god of blacksmith and fire. His handiness with machines is a real plus when it comes to racing. Definitely go to him if your printer is acting up.

- Lance is son of Hermes, god of roadways, merchants and thieves. Has everything he wants but will not stop, determined but loyal to the people he cares for. All round good guy who will offer you favors without asking twice.

- Charles is the son of Nike, godess of victory. It explains quite a bit no? Sometimes pisses off his mum and subsequently has a bad race lol

- Sebastian: son of Zeus. A gentle soul but there is a storm brewing inside. Also takes after his dad in not so subtly making heart eyes at all (Finnish) guys.

- Kimi is the son of Hypnos, god of sleep. His secret superpower is falling asleep literally anywhere + he can make you forget anything by just staring you down.

- Antonio is the son of Hera, godesses of family and marriage. An absolute sweetheart and will subtly keep an eye on everyone.

- Kevin is the son of Nemesis, godess of revenge. He is a sweetheart but if you hurt him or his friends, you bet he is not going to rest until he kicks your ass

- Romain: son of Momus, god of blame. Need I say more?

- Pierre is the son of Demeter, godess of agriculture. A true sweetheart who is caring by nature. Take from him what he desires and he will go absolute bananas tho

- Daniil is the son of Janus, god of choices and doorways. Seems to be always stuck between two paths. Struggles making up his mind and can go from 0 to 100 real quick.

- Daniel is a son of Apollo - I mean Apollo is the god of that only music but also of the son and I'm still very much convinced the sun shines brighter when Dan smiles

- Esteban is the son of Ares, god of War. I think Este is a sweetheart, but he lowkey has a dark, brooding quality about him?

Could defo do this for past drivers or FE drivers too lemme know jsjs

[e-equals-m-c-scared]

I Am A Delicate, Fucking Flower HISS

coming right atcha with an angst moceit fic ideaaa

Janus and Patton !! like !! each otherrr

Patton is out and proud but Janus isn't out yet (and yet his pride grows everyday...)

his mum is SUPERRR homophobic and he's afraid that if she finds out she'll disown him and kick him out (or worse)

they aren't dating or anything, but it's an unspoken thing that they're super into each other (there may have been a lil tea spill when Janus was wine mom drunk)

they do be vibin, hanging out getting all close and stuff and it seems like something might come out of it

but then

BUT THEN

roman the pretty boy prince steps in and gets all googly eyed for Patton one drunk night

and ?? how could pat resist???

splash in a bit of royality to taste

they don't start dating or anything, but they do kiss (which is farther than with Janus)

kissing is really nbd to Roman (he be making out with randos all the time at parties) and honestly Patton only participated cause ro is pretty and they were drunk and Janus was pretending to be straight

but Janus finds out and flips out, like sure go for the easy, pretty boy you guys are a great match

things get a lil heated and Patton mentions that he's past the point of hiding, he doesn't want to be with janus if it means skulking around like it's wrong (emphasis on the he does want to be with janus)

Janus says that he'll be real happy with ro then, the prince of pride, out and proud and unafraid-

they continue bickering until lo and remus find them and are REAL confused

they leave on a very sour note, pat already pretty drunk but now hellbent on getting hammered and Janus barely even tipsy but plotting Roman's demise

Janus goes home, has a confrontation (yelling) with his mother and comes out to her in his frustration, immediately regretting it

she's disgusted, says he's not her son, tells him that unless he's bringing a girlfriend home then he shouldn't be coming home at all

it's now the middle of the night, his phone's dead, he can't go to pattons and he won't go to remus' (lives with roman) and now Janus is homeless with no where to go

[theeerealpunkin]

Yes I'm still doing this & I got the next part done & it's Sanders Sides again xD

Been a while since I drew the snake boi

Peek under the cut for the whole thing & to understand why like half of the tags are there lol

[prince-rowan-of-the-forest]

1, 2, 48, 21

1: who is/are you comfort character(a)

Depends on circumstances, but generally Roman, Virgil and Janus. Janus especially when I'm having issues with my disability, Virgil when I'm struggling with a anxiety and Roman when I'm struggling with self confidence, but I love all three of them very much.

2: lighter or matches

Matches 100%, lighters scare the shit outta me and matches are really satisfying to light.

48: When did you first try and alcohol beverage

I do not remember, though I fully expect my mum to have been letting me try wine when I was like 10. I try alcohol all the time. The first time I drank alcohol that I actually liked was probably 2019 new years eve when I tried cocktails for the first time lol.

21: Something you've kept since childhood?

I have a teddy bear that I've had since I was born. I also still have a couple of nerf guns from when I was little too. I've also kept every single sketchbook since I started drawing when I was 10/11 :)

Send me asks!

[anxiouslyfred]

I mean you basically got it.

Janus even does end up being a divorced wine mum when Roman makes a suggestion to settle the argument.

"janus parents who" made me think that virgil and remus would either be trying to figure out who janus' parents are or arguing about which one of them is janus' parent

and then the summary was not that lol

That does sound like a mad story too, sorry for accidentally reversing the story you imagined XD. I blame the title chosing gods for that.

Just could not find one which seemed to fit and had saved the doc with the title already.

[theeerealpunkin]

Patton, somewhere to the side: *incredibly distressed puppy sounds*

Janus: *vaguely intrigued, knowing this is a bad idea but too curious about the outcome to stop them* no no, don't mind him. Go on

[theeerealpunkin]

I love her

[theeerealpunkin]

Janus: It's 3 fucking am, this is the fifth time this week. It's Wednesday. I will pack up your things & send you to the Light Sides if you keep waking me up, you horrors.

(he wouldn't. He loves his kids)

[theeerealpunkin]

Deceit in the background: *sigh* This is why noone takes us seriously..

Remus & Virgil left unsupervised is a disaster waiting to happen. They cause chaos wherever they go xD