#wilson is like what the actual fuck

[happytogigglealone]

The look on you and your bestie when the "tea" walks in.

Scene from season 1 with the clinic patient who has a 30-pound tumour.

[starjunkyard]

Hilson should have had ONE. (1) honest to god fistfight. Not talking about no pansy ass scuffle either i need a FIGHT. Im talking bloodied noses nd bruised cheeks. I need them to exchange words that will alter the course of their relationship forever. MOST OF ALL. They need to make out nastystyle afterwards

[starlightseraph]

house loves messing with people, so i think the best metric to determine if he might actually be serious about something is his commitment to the bit. specifically, how many separate instances of him doing said thing there are in a limited amount of time. when he decides to do something crazy, ge goes all in, but he he’s not really one for repeats unless he’s serious or he can benefit.

hiding chickens in the hospital? just the once, despite its endless potential. hiring a fake doctor? he does that twice. prank calling the cdc? three times.

now i can’t even imagine counting all the times he talks about fucking wilson. it occupies three quarters of his brain space, he barely has enough neurones left to remember to breathe. imagine how many more cases he would solve if his entire temporal lobe wasn’t consumed with desire for wilson and if his frontal lobe’s decision making process wasn’t based entirely on wilson. he wouldn’t just be a genius, he’d actually be the god everyone insists he’s not.

[gayemoji]

did house just sincerely refer to wilson as being queer or am i brainrotted to the sun and back

[fraternum-momentum]

WE'RE GETTING EVICTED FROM OUR APARTMENT.

[brainrotcharacters]

"I'm gonna fight you now."

[justablah56]

hey hey baba hey @babacontainsmultitudes . I was not kidding when I said hold on I'll brb <3

the guys <3

[camgoloud]

he still has his tonsils. by the way if you even care

[goldiesmess]

cowboy au??????

autistic man's ramblings under the cut

I assigned Logan to be/have an Ardennais. They're heavy bodied and usually used as draft (work) horses or war horses, they've got shorter, thicker legs (different from my drawing) and very muscular bodies. When used as draft horses they're usually used in agriculture or transportation. They're mostly low maintenance. Despite their size they're very gentle and docile, which I personally believe is also how Logan is (mostly with Wade). Used for either work or war (or meat), they're similar to Logan. They're also a very old breed. I need to quit yapping.

Wade's horse is a Shire. They're also a working breed and are taller than Ardennais, also very gentle, brave and patient. Their origins also come partly from war. I have no idea if you guys see my vision here please I am begging you. Both of the breeds have impressive pulling abilities, there is a joke in here somewhere that I shall not make.

[nonconstories]

Here, you think that LAST fantasy was weird? Try this shit on for size. Imagine a ~* VillainCon *~, where supervillains expo their latest advancements in EVIL, including torture devices. Imagine a cute little sidekick getting kidnapped and used to demonstrate some kinda tentacle beast engineered specifically for rape, screaming as their costume gets ripped off and the thing fucks them in every hole. Imagine a famously badass heroine getting mind controlled into a grinning, bimbo housewife on a demo stage, her captor charging the audience for the pleasure of fucking her mouth. Imagine a small group of civilians getting turned into hypersexualized anthro creatures and auctioned off as henchmen/personal sex slaves.

The Renaissance Center doesn't invite VillainCon back for the next year and most of the presenters got their ASSES KICKED afterwards BUT by god did the convention itself turn a profit!

[autisticrosewilson]

You guys would be throwing up and sobbing and writhing on the ground if you knew the Ravager: Year One comic I have in my head, and you'd all kill yourselves if you could read the Ravager: Renewal comic that I'm constantly thinking about. Untold secrets in the mind of a writer who can't draw for shit. Many such cases.

[starjunkyard]

"Im not even sure anymore if we get to choose who our friends are" There is a part of me that resents you for making me a worse person than i want to be but i am inexplicably uncontrollably drawn to you. You make me a worse person which is the last thing i want yet i want you in every way. If i could leave i would. Maybe i can but i dont want to. I have fun with you. You challenge me and you captivate me and you push me and pull and run circles around me and it makes me feel like a younger man. For the price of being a worse person i get to feel truly, wholly alive. You are the blood that runs through my veins; vital, inseparable. I was reborn when i met you and you are the womb that haunts me. You are the one person on planet earth who knows me. I wish i could leave, move on and be the man im supposed to be but my heart is tied to yours in a gordian knot. There is a part of my soul that rests in yours, magnetic. For as long as i love you i cannot be better than i am. But maybe thats something i can learn to live with. Gregory House-- I think you're worth it.

[mishapen-moth]

eliza doolittle -> dr. doolittle -> eddie murphy -> nutty professor -> "i can see my dick!"

[marc--chilton]

another way house and wilson compliment each other is through their individual dynamic that is never acted out on each other (convinced that is fully wilson's fault he's sooo repressed) because house is Horny and wilson is A Whore

[maxwell-grant]

Was kinda interesting watching Aquaman 2 do that thing Hollywood movies do where a villain barks orders in an non-English language to signal to the American audience that they're foreign and scary, except this time the actress doing it was speaking portuguese so I actually understood everything she was saying and it was just weird and abrupt. I guess they just told her to translate and say the lines in her own language but didn't direct her how to adapt the dialogue accordingly, so she ends up just telling the henchmen to pick up a guy in a very stilted formal factual manner while everything's exploding around them, that was kinda funny.

[march32nd]

save me early season james wilson (bored at work pt 2)