The look on you and your bestie when the "tea" walks in.
Scene from season 1 with the clinic patient who has a 30-pound tumour.
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Hilson should have had ONE. (1) honest to god fistfight. Not talking about no pansy ass scuffle either i need a FIGHT. Im talking bloodied noses nd bruised cheeks. I need them to exchange words that will alter the course of their relationship forever. MOST OF ALL. They need to make out nastystyle afterwards
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house loves messing with people, so i think the best metric to determine if he might actually be serious about something is his commitment to the bit. specifically, how many separate instances of him doing said thing there are in a limited amount of time. when he decides to do something crazy, ge goes all in, but he he’s not really one for repeats unless he’s serious or he can benefit.
hiding chickens in the hospital? just the once, despite its endless potential. hiring a fake doctor? he does that twice. prank calling the cdc? three times.
now i can’t even imagine counting all the times he talks about fucking wilson. it occupies three quarters of his brain space, he barely has enough neurones left to remember to breathe. imagine how many more cases he would solve if his entire temporal lobe wasn’t consumed with desire for wilson and if his frontal lobe’s decision making process wasn’t based entirely on wilson. he wouldn’t just be a genius, he’d actually be the god everyone insists he’s not.
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Here, you think that LAST fantasy was weird? Try this shit on for size. Imagine a ~* VillainCon *~, where supervillains expo their latest advancements in EVIL, including torture devices. Imagine a cute little sidekick getting kidnapped and used to demonstrate some kinda tentacle beast engineered specifically for rape, screaming as their costume gets ripped off and the thing fucks them in every hole. Imagine a famously badass heroine getting mind controlled into a grinning, bimbo housewife on a demo stage, her captor charging the audience for the pleasure of fucking her mouth. Imagine a small group of civilians getting turned into hypersexualized anthro creatures and auctioned off as henchmen/personal sex slaves.
The Renaissance Center doesn't invite VillainCon back for the next year and most of the presenters got their ASSES KICKED afterwards BUT by god did the convention itself turn a profit!
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another way house and wilson compliment each other is through their individual dynamic that is never acted out on each other (convinced that is fully wilson's fault he's sooo repressed) because house is Horny and wilson is A Whore
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Was kinda interesting watching Aquaman 2 do that thing Hollywood movies do where a villain barks orders in an non-English language to signal to the American audience that they're foreign and scary, except this time the actress doing it was speaking portuguese so I actually understood everything she was saying and it was just weird and abrupt. I guess they just told her to translate and say the lines in her own language but didn't direct her how to adapt the dialogue accordingly, so she ends up just telling the henchmen to pick up a guy in a very stilted formal factual manner while everything's exploding around them, that was kinda funny.
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