#will byers incorrect quotes

[lavenderstobins]

stranger tweets part 5

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[dwobbitfromtheshire]

The party, of course, immediately accepted Will and Robin when they came out. Dustin couldn't help but ask the question because he's a nosy little shit.

Dustin: *looking at Robin* If you had to pick a man, though, who would you go for?

Robin: Steve. No contest. Only in a parallel universe, though. And parallel me still has to like women. There's no universe where I'm straight. Not that I have anything against heterosexuality.

Steve: Eddie. *everyone stares at him* Oh, was that question not directed at both of us?

Eddie: It's okay, big boy. If I were gay, I'd go for you, too.

Argyle: *whispering* Oh, man, Steve and Eddie don't know about bisexuality.

Steve: You whispered that to me.

Argyle: Oh, sorry. *turns to Jonathan* Oh, man, Steve and Eddie don't know that bisexuality exists.

[runraerun]

Hopper: Are any of you straight?

Will:

Robin:

Max:

Steve:

Steve: [Raises hand slowly]

Eddie: [Grabs Steve's hand, interlocks their fingers, and brings it back down]

[love-byers]

crying

[queen-helaenas-pet-spider]

[rosesgf-blog]

st as twitter/tumblr posts 💓

[scroofy-was-here]

"when there's a will there's a-"

"way?"

"no, there's a Mike"

[harringroveera]

He’s right, Steve is loud

[l393ndjean]

Mike: Lucas, why are you wearing my t-shirt?

Lucas: What do you mean your t-shirt? I stole this from Max

Max, shrugging: I took it from El.

El: Don't look at me. I stole it from Will

Will: Oh yeah, I definitely stole that from Mike

Mike: Can everyone just stop stealing my clothes??

El, Max, Lucas & Will: No.

[criminally-obsessed]

STEVE: Oh, to be a bored heir to the throne who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener. EDDIE: Oh, to be a cute gardener who secretly places roses in the heir’s room because they are in love with them. ARGYLE: Oh, to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener up the wall for their secret deliveries in the middle of the night. ROBIN: Oh, to be the heir’s best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other. NANCY: Oh, to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending. JOHNATHAN: Oh, to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the heir’s personal life and who dies of dysentery at age 23.

[mikewheelerisaboyliker]

[lavenderstobins]

stranger tweets part 10

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[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Eddie couldn't decide on many things, so he created dice to help him make decisions. It was particularly helpful when he was invited over to Steve’s. He rolled the dice onto Steve’s coffee table.

Steve: It says. . .we're having sex.

Eddie: I guess we have to listen to it.

Steve: *grinning* How terrible.

Robin: That's great, but what are the rest of us going to do?

They turned to look at her. Robin, Nancy, Jonathan, Argyle, Chrissy, and Vickie were all looking at them. Argyle picked up the dice and rolled it.

Argyle: Sight seeing. . .I think we're supposed to watch.

Robin sighed and grabbed it.

Eddie: *grinning* You only get one more roll.

She rolled it onto the coffee table.

Robin: Rob a bank. . .oh, thank God.

Nancy: Eddie, what kind of dice is this?

Eddie responded only with a cackle.

[piliharrington]

Jonathan, letting Will beat him at arm wrestling: Aww dang it you won.

Nancy, slamming Mike's hand down at full force: DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET MICHAEL? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR!?

[love-byers]

no one:

mike at the airport: oh, are your FRIENDS gonna meet us there? your new friends? will's new friends that aren't me? will's girlfriend? is will's girlfriend gonna be there? will has a girlfriend doesn't he

[coldninjaruins-blog]

Jonathan: If a stranger came up to you and said, "I'm your brother's friend, he told me to pick you up." What would you say?

Will: I'd say, "You're lying. My brother has no friends."

Jonathan: Not where I was going, but okay.