#will byers incorrect quotes

[lavenderstobins]

stranger tweets part 5

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[dwobbitfromtheshire]

The party, of course, immediately accepted Will and Robin when they came out. Dustin couldn't help but ask the question because he's a nosy little shit.

Dustin: *looking at Robin* If you had to pick a man, though, who would you go for?

Robin: Steve. No contest. Only in a parallel universe, though. And parallel me still has to like women. There's no universe where I'm straight. Not that I have anything against heterosexuality.

Steve: Eddie. *everyone stares at him* Oh, was that question not directed at both of us?

Eddie: It's okay, big boy. If I were gay, I'd go for you, too.

Argyle: *whispering* Oh, man, Steve and Eddie don't know about bisexuality.

Steve: You whispered that to me.

Argyle: Oh, sorry. *turns to Jonathan* Oh, man, Steve and Eddie don't know that bisexuality exists.

[runraerun]

Hopper: Are any of you straight?

Will:

Robin:

Max:

Steve:

Steve: [Raises hand slowly]

Eddie: [Grabs Steve's hand, interlocks their fingers, and brings it back down]

[piliharrington]

*At Steve and Eddie's house*

Jancy's kid: Uncle Eddie, why don't you have a wife?

Eddie: Because I'm gay.

Jancy's kid: What does that mean?

Eddie: It means I like boys, not girls.

Jancy's kid: Then why don't you have a husband?

Eddie, looks to Steve who is in the kitchen minding his own business: I don't know. WHY DON'T I HAVE A HUSBAND, STEVE?

[rosesgf-blog]

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[love-byers]

no one:

mike at the airport: oh, are your FRIENDS gonna meet us there? your new friends? will's new friends that aren't me? will's girlfriend? is will's girlfriend gonna be there? will has a girlfriend doesn't he

[scroofy-was-here]

"when there's a will there's a-"

"way?"

"no, there's a Mike"

[harringroveera]

He’s right, Steve is loud

[l393ndjean]

Mike: Lucas, why are you wearing my t-shirt?

Lucas: What do you mean your t-shirt? I stole this from Max

Max, shrugging: I took it from El.

El: Don't look at me. I stole it from Will

Will: Oh yeah, I definitely stole that from Mike

Mike: Can everyone just stop stealing my clothes??

El, Max, Lucas & Will: No.

[criminally-obsessed]

STEVE: Oh, to be a bored heir to the throne who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener. EDDIE: Oh, to be a cute gardener who secretly places roses in the heir’s room because they are in love with them. ARGYLE: Oh, to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener up the wall for their secret deliveries in the middle of the night. ROBIN: Oh, to be the heir’s best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other. NANCY: Oh, to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending. JOHNATHAN: Oh, to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the heir’s personal life and who dies of dysentery at age 23.

[coldninjaruins-blog]

Jonathan: If a stranger came up to you and said, "I'm your brother's friend, he told me to pick you up." What would you say?

Will: I'd say, "You're lying. My brother has no friends."

Jonathan: Not where I was going, but okay.

[lavenderstobins]

stranger tweets part 13

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[miwiromantics]

Dustin: Alright give me your hair dryer.

Will: what are you talking about?

Dustin: don’t you carry one everywhere?

Will: have you ever met a gay person?

Dustin: hey, do you carry a hair dryer with you?

Eddie (over the phone): of course, im not an animal.

Will: *shakes his head*

[rogueddie]

Onion Headlines 2.0

[piliharrington]

Jonathan, letting Will beat him at arm wrestling: Aww dang it you won.

Nancy, slamming Mike's hand down at full force: DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET MICHAEL? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR!?

[rosesgf-blog]

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