#stoncy

[ayo-edebiri]

#Season 1 -> Season 5

[lavenderstobins]

stranger tweets part 10

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[imjustanasshole]

"can't people just be friends?"

not under my roof.

[soniclion92]

If this isn't the vibe that s5 stonathan/stoncy brings to the function then frankly i shall kill myself

[hawkinsbnbg]

Eddie, side eyeing the couple sitting across from him: What are you two doing here?

Nancy: The same reason as you.

Jonathan: *never stop taking the photos*

Eddie: ... So this is the fellowship of the sea.

Eddie:

Eddie: Welcome to the club?

Nancy: You're actually late to the party but thanks nonetheless.

(They're just spying on Steve scooping ice creams in Scoop Ahoy.)

[tellthatbrokebitch]

st text posts pt xxv, coming to you live from a pt facility ✌️my knee hurts

[hello-sweetheart]

Wouldn’t it be so fucking funny if we finally get to meet Steve’s parents in s5 and they’re like…typical suburban parents

After making them mostly monsters in fanfic like guys fffff half the time we make them emotionally abusive and/or neglectful, the other half physically, and then like if you’re on the dark web then 3% of the time they work for the lab and Steve’s like a failed number…

For like, the vibes ya know

…But then we actually meet them and it’s a pudgy office dad with glasses married to an “I can be cool >:(‘ mom.

-“Steve, I thought you said your mom doesn’t trust your dad…looks like they love each other?”

Steve: “???wym, of course they love each other. But obviously she doesn’t trust dad on trips cuz he got lost in a Texas airport once, duh.”

-“ok, what about when you said he’d kill you if he found out you drink?”

Steve: “Yeah??? I’m literally underaged and if he found out I’ve been watering down his $200 liquor he’d be so pissed 🙄”

Like, TO BE FAIR Steve’s dad telling him to get a summer job to figure out the value of money or whatever is pretty typical like baby boy didn’t work in high school 😭 and he’s like pouting and huffing about in scoops

He has a fancy car that his parents trust him to drive and take care of

And him not wanting to work for his dad is valid of him like imagine his dad is trying to be supportive like “if you ever need a job son you can come work with me :)”

and steve would hate that cuz to him it would feel like he didn’t deserve it or work for it, working for his dad feels like it means he failed to make something of himself

And like Steve’s not a bad kid, he’s a teenager who just hates his first job cuz customer service sucks, does stupid kid shit like drink and go to parties, and feels like he missed his chance to makes something of himself that he and his parents can be proud of just because he’s a little behind than the rest of his peers

I relate to that so hard

Like bro said he was having a party at his house and it was just like…4 people he invited with a six pack. No music or anything just chillin on lawn chairs and shooting the shit

Even his home is in warm colors 💀

But we love the angst 🤌 the drama 🤌 and torturing our favorite character

[a-strangers-thoughtss]

I woke up to this and I’m actually giggling and kicking my feet 😭

We have Castle Byers!

Jancy ❤️

The Og party!!!! 🔥🔥

And Stoncy + Dustin 🥺

(Also, absolutely no Milkvan scenes)

I am very happy with this outcome 💪

[tryingonametaphor]

the st writers should just do this with stoncy in s5 and call it a day

[friendsdontlieokay]

Steve really coped up with his heartbroken depresso break up era by becoming a babysitter. Steve Harrington the man that you are

[emblazons]

One day we’re gonna talk about how the only characters fully privy and accepting of queer characters in the actual canon of Stranger Things are Steve & Jonathan—

—and how it’s likely enough that (because of her proximity to both of them) Nancy is going to get a lesson on her own socialized expectations when both her ex and boyfriend are the ones educating her on acceptance of queer people as she finds out both her first female friend since Barb and her own brother are gay ☠️😂

[faramirsonofgondor]

I love Challengers

[that-thing-that-feeling]

Stranger Things 5 BTS

[lumaxramblings]

the tragedy of jonathan byers

[anya-chalotra]

TAROT CARDS ✴ MONSTER HUNTING TRIO ➳ “You still have that bat? The one with the nails.”

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Steve to Jonathan: You're lucky that you get Hopper as a father now.

Dustin: *jokingly* Well, if you marry Jonathan, Hopper would be your father too.

Steve: *thoughtfully* That's not the worst idea.

Nancy: Excuse me, Jonathan's my boyfriend.

Steve: Oh, don't worry, I'm not leaving you out, I'll marry you too. That way, Hopper will be your father in law too, and Joyce will be our mother in law.

Nancy: That sounds fair. What do you think? Fall wedding?

Jonathan: Do I get a say in this?

Steve and Nancy: *inflates their eyes*

Jonathan: . . .yeah, okay, I'll marry you.

Dustin: . . .is this really happening?

Steve: You can be the ring bearer like Frodo if you promise not to freak out.

Dustin: *runs off* SUCK IT, MIKE, I'M FRODO.

Jonathan: Aren't we still a little young?

Steve: We'll say it's a shotgun wedding and that Nancy got us pregnant.

Jonathan: *gasps* Nancy!

Nancy: *giggles* I'll bring my shotgun.