#wildpineapplebutt

[3katanas]

@wild-pineapple-butt (Semi-plotted)

His gaze narrowed as he squinted out over the vast desert they'd appeared in. Eyes adjusting to the strange lighting of Hueco Mundo. The sun replaced high above by what appeared to be a moon casting a shimmery silver hue to everything around them. It was breathtaking in an oddly disturbing sort of way as his skin crawled for a moment from the change in the air around them. Spiritual pressure and energy felt different here. As if even it too where starved and hungry.

Sliding his gaze to the side towards the other two that had been sent he sighed. He'd met Inoue once or twice when delivering information to his Captain that had needed to be done in person rather than through the communication systems that had been set up for while Hitsugaya was in the mortal world. A fact that he was thankful for now since he knew what her spiritual pressure would feel like.

"So, do we look for Inoue first or the idiots that came rushing here without waiting for you guys to get back?"

[apocalypta-secundus]

Free Leaves!! (Contd) || @wild-pineapple-butt

Narvi showed him the leaves after she obtained them and held them over her head like she opened a chest in Zelda. No, she didn't get a map or a compass, she got LEAVES. And they looked like they were freshly fallen, too. Autumn was coming after all! However, that's not how they ended up there.

"Want one!? They're red like your hair and my favorite ones, I like orange leaves too, but I don't see them as much."

[hirak0s]

Attempting to Assist. (cont'd) || @wild-pineapple-butt

Just because he wasn't a doctor, that didn't mean he couldn't *try* patching that arm up. There was a long sigh, "let me see the arm an' I'll give it a shot... Know yer not my lieutenant but'cha gotta watch what yer doin' an' this woul'n' happen. Be a little more vigilant." He was trying to offer words of wisdom and encouragement, but he could be rubbing the wrong way.

[yumichikah]

"Happy Birthday Yumichika-san!" Renji waves down the other and jogs up to him cheerfully. He hands over a present, in which he'd attempted to wrap, but had kind of given up halfway.

Inside, a couple of items that Renji had gathered in which he thought Yumi might like. A nice bottle of sake (of course, sake was never amiss in situations like this), a hair mask that Rangiku had so nicely helped him pick out, a small bottle of floral fragrance, and a set of cat hairpins.

The last item, was really meant to be a silly gag gift, but Renji had seen it in one of the stores in the Living World and he thought it might fit Yumichika even if the other didn't usually clip up his hair. He thought it was kinda cute and so why not.

Birthday Peacock 2023!

Yumichika had been in the middle of something when he was approached and presented with a very unique looking box. It was surprising enough for the redhead to have his birth date memorized, but for the guy to also be gifting something was not expected at all. That is why it took the beauty all of his willpower to keep a straight face, hiding the amount of amazement and joy this sudden moment had brought him.

"You... got me something?" were the words soon let out as perfectly manicured hands set down the pile of paperwork and reached out for the peculiarly packaged box instead. It had to contain something a bit on the heavier side at least, but otherwise there was no assumptions what this gift actually contained. With a slight curious head tilt, the peacock took a moment to look for the best way to approach opening this wrapping of sorts and then carefully started peeling pack some oddly placed tape. The chaotic nature of the packaging was a definite representation of who had put it all together.

"You didn't have to get me anything, but I do appreciate the effort so thanks", the birthday boy started, eventually getting the wrapping situation sorted and seeing the contents within. Seeing the sake resulted in a slight knowing smile since no member of the Eleventh would turn down an offer of sharing drinks. It was fitting. The hair mask got reacted to next, a hand picking it up and sparkling eyes reading the label and contents in disbelief. Something of this nature must've been picked up by a person who knew their stuff and it didn't take much of brain work to figure out Renji must've gotten help from someone more knowledgeable.

Then there were the pins.

It wasn't unusual for Yumichika to react big, but he rarely spoke about his affection towards cutesy things. It didn't fit his image at all so the topic rarely got brought up. So now, with wide eyes and barely hidden smile of excitement, the pins got picked up and examined closely in turn. They were ADORABLE.

"This... What's this for?" he muttered out, clearing his throat and regaining composure quickly as he realized just how uncharacteristic the sudden excitement towards this item alone had been. Hopefully the lieutenant wasn't going to berate him for liking something so feminine - that was his biggest fear when it came to the non-masculine things he secretly enjoyed.

[justakon]

@wild-pineapple-butt

yes. Renji is willing to take the risk.

presents him with ririn

' if she bites you. it's not my fault. '

[opscurus]

[ IchiRenji; incorrect quotes ]

ft. @wild-pineapple-butt <3 using [this generator]

Renji, putting their hands over Ichigo's eyes: Guess who! Ichigo: It's either Renji or the cold, clammy hands of death. Renji, putting their hands away: It's Renji! Ichigo: Dammit.

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Ichigo: I’ve organized your messages into three categories. Ichigo: “From Renji” Ichigo: “Death Threats” Ichigo: and “Death Threats From Renji”

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Ichigo: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? Renji: It was autocorrect. Ichigo: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."? Renji: Yes.

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Renji: Are you good? Ichigo: In what sense? Renji: Generally. Ichigo: Oh, definitely not.

[noblewarrior]

❛  you don’t trust me.  ❜

𝑭𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑫 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.

Trust. Such a hard concept to truly grasp the meaning of, was it not?

The paperwork laid on that wide wooden desk never left his focus while that sudden accusation from Abarai Renji got thrown into the stale office air. Processing such words in the middle of a work day like so was quite a hassle, but they had delivered within themselves a serious question – a question which most likely yearned for an immediate answer. Resigning from any communication in this predicament would not provide anything but more insecurities and distress between them. So slightly sighing, the owner of this neat and tidy workspace finally decided to cast his gray eyes towards the one who he would be directly addressing.

”If it was not for the titles we carry and the jobs we honor, would it not be hard for you yourself to show trust towards someone of my background?”

Thinking back, this unusual cooperation had lasted for almost a year now which in itself was an oddity. It had been an assumption that the mutt delivered to the Kuchiki manor’s doorstep by the barbaric Eleventh Division would turn back with it’s tail between it’s legs as soon as the Sixth’s duties were proven to be harder than what was imagined. Instead the said mutt had steadily fed itself and grown into a beast, still an untrained and wild one, but powerful enough to prove his worth in battle against honorable men. Some refinement and discipline could fix such issues if he kept steady on the course, that much was easy to predict. With the following statement taking form on his tongue, the proud captain was already turning back to the work still awaiting for his attention.

”Do not underestimate the potential of a determined soldier. Train and earn the trust you so much long for as I do not practice free handouts in such matters.”

[glacialdeath]

bed rest gently push them back down when they try getting out of bed.

nonverbal starters

@wild-pineapple-butt

Rukia had been sitting up, placing her hand about her abdomen area, checking where even hours ago there had been a gaping hole thanks to one of the advancing arrancar. Even after she had already been aware of Orihime's skill, it still was a miraculous event to experience it firsthand, as if washing the very event from reality. That didn't mean her body didn't carry an exhaustion through its veins however. Even the act of sitting up had felt like some kind of struggle, twisting and putting weight on her muscles like at the end of a heavy exercise routine. On top of it, her head was still trying to process what exactly had occurred, unable to fully piece things together as the attack had quickly taken a turn for the worse.

She had just been able to allow herself to lay for a moment, when she had spotted a particular worried look from Ichigo as he darted out of the room, and it was a sort of look that she couldn't allow herself to lay still while she knew it was around, the image sitting in her mind and annoying her, even if it was no longer in her sight. As she sits up further, moving to get out of bed, sweat appearing on her brow, a hand stops her, pushing her back into bed softly. She doesn't quite have the energy to have a proper resistance, falling back easily enough into the pillow.

Rukia tilts her head towards the owner of the hand, giving him a sort of annoyed glare. "I'm fine Renji. Inoue does great work." She assures. That touch from before seemed to trigger a tiredness in her that she hadn't realized, pulling any adrenaline from her and returning her to stillness. She has a discomfort in putting her own health first when clearly she could be of use, but that hand wasn't the sort to allow her to put herself second, And so with a lack of energy to argue, she slumps back into the bed with acceptance. Her eyes dart at the doorway where Ichigo had left moments ago, clearly still bothered and unable to let it go fully. "Would you... Could you check on him?" She doesn't like to ask usually, but it seems like a middle ground between him pushing her to rest and her wanting to make sure her friends are being looked after. If Rukia knows that is she can pass that burden to someone who will see it through then she can rest more at ease.

[cc-bleach-blazing-souls]

// Strawberry Password [Kisuke & Renji] - Part ? [FIN]

“Yes!” Urahara replied, innocent as ever with his fan. “Oh right, well I require two pumpkins. They are most fresh at around midnight, so I’d like you grab them then! And for someone of your strength, they should be quite light!”

With that said, he rushed off to let Renji handle the rest. “Good luck!”

// I believe (according to my notes) this was supposed to set up the ‘Halloween Hauntings of Karukara Town’ that Urahara would send Ichigo to investiage later lmao, but gdi I got too busy to follow through! Welp, there’s always this year! lmao

cc-bleach-blazing-souls​:

Kisuke seemed to know almost everything with his timing, like he was tracking everyone’s thoughts and movements. Who knows how he even know Renji was curious to find out if Ichigo had any porn on his laptop or phone?  This shady shopkeeper was honestly the devil in disguise, ready to offer a deal with his temptation.

“Oh? Are you sure? It’s quite a fast and simple task, really. I just want you to run to the store to get me some pumpkins! It will be Halloween soon after all!” He replied cheerfully, then lowered his hat some. “But if you do insist, then I suppose that makes you a good friend,”

It was hard to tell if this was a test of Renji’s willpower, or just another opportunity to get Renji to do his dirty work for him again. In either case as he walked off, Kisuke was low-key proud of Renji’s progress since he first arrived to live at his shop.

“Just run to the store and get some pumpkins?” Renji snorts. From his previous experiences, he was willing to bet that either he would be asked to get hundreds of pumpkins or these so called pumpkins would be tons of kilos each. 

Forget about the base offer of getting Ichigo’s passwords for a second - he had to know exactly what the errand was. “Wait! Let me ask ya this then… how many pumpkins exactly am I gettin’ fer ya and… how heavy are these pumpkins…?”

It was always better to be safe than sorry with this man. 

[despairforme]

Oh? Was it Nnoitra's birthday? Renji must have missed it. Regardless, he bore a gift for the other, in the form of huge ripe strawberry for the fairy. Hopefully, the small creature would enjoy it to his heart's content. Judging by how he had devoured it last time, Renji had a feeling this one would be enjoyed, as well.

NNOITRA’S BIRTHDAY 2022 ! 🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈    

      No big deal, right? WHY should anyone remember his birthday? That's what he should be thinking, but instead he was disappointed that NONE of the other fairies had congratulated him. It probably had something to do with the fact that there were hundreds of others who had the same birthday ( they hatched in batches after all ), but STILL! In protest, he had decided not to do ANY work today. He was sitting on a stone ( which, to him, appeared more like a mountain ). The view was gloomy. It would be winter soon - the worst season for any fairy. He watched a leaf fall towards the ground, and for a moment he was tempted to raise it. He remained seated, however, determined to not do anything today. A person approached. He could hear them a mile away, and he was weary. He wasn't supposed to be seen by others, so he'd have to go and hide. TYPICAL. But, when the person came into view from in between the trees, Nnoitra recognized him. It was that tall red haired man who had given him berries before. Instead of hiding, Nnoitra stood up and waved his arms to get his attention. Maybe it worked, maybe the man had already spotted him. Either way, Nnoitra was soon handed a HUGE strawberry. He was barely able to carry it, so he placed it down on the stone, letting out a breath from the weight. He beamed with delight and ran his hands all over the berry, feeling the texture of the skin. Was this a birthday gift!? If it was, it was the best gift ever! He could hardly wait to dig in! He showed the man two tiny thumbs up and grinned brightly, to try to show his appreciation for the gift.

[kxrotsuchi]

🧸 (for mayuri :p - I'd love to see his reaction)

[Send Muse a Stuffed Animal]

((I’m assuming this isn’t specifically from Renji, hope that’s okay :3))

The last Mayuri expected on his desk was a stuffed toy. He’d assume it was a mistake and was meant for Nemu if he hadn’t gotten her a separate office. He looks over it slowly,looking for a trap or perhaps an early birthday card. However neither one shows up. He huffs and pushes it to the side and starts on his paperwork.

However he can’t resist reaching over and messing with it with his other hand. The fabric of it was quite the source of comfort for him... Nice,soft, and pleasant to the senses. It wasn’t gross or overwhelming feeling...

[apocalypta-secundus]

Halloweenie? (contd) || @wild-pineapple-butt

"…Dress up, get candy, eat a bunch of food… You know, fun stuff!" She always had a costume ready for the season and it took no time at all for her to think of something cool every year. It usually revolved around someone from a rock group, that way she could wow people by playing music. "You ever think of something cool to dress up as and do a contest? Go get candy… I'm really good with make up!"

[opscurus]

The feeling of their fingers keeping contact definitely helped him stay grounded. Renji was worried, and the other had a right to worry. Ichigo stayed away for weeks at a time from Renji, he even had to have the red head sneak away from Soul Society to meet him places he could go and not be hammered by Captain Yamamoto for trespassing.

Ichigo wasn't the man he used to be, a shell of his former self. He knew that to be, though his friends and people who cared for him wished for Ichigo to somehow go back to being how he was. Though there was no way Ichigo could return to that man he used to be. The burdens he bore caused too great a strain on both mind and body, and Ichigo couldn't recover as people wanted him to.

Ichigo's eyes locked with Renji's and he frowned. "I didn't want to do any harm. The states I find myself in after a nightmare can be very perilous, Zangetsu is sometimes even powerless to stop me..."

Renji’s brows furrow as the grip on his hands become noticeably stronger - not enough to hurt, but enough to make him wince in the sudden change of pressure.

He gently loosens Ichigo’s grips on his own hand, but making sure their fingers are still intertwined. “Ichigo… why.. why didn’t ya tell anyone about this? Why’d ya go and suffer alone…?”

Renji knew that the other was strong, always taking it upon himself to bear the burden of himself, and others. But he hated to see his lover look so weak, so frail.. so different from the strong warrior he was accustomed to seeing.

“I wish I coulda done somethin’… been there to help ya.”

[lucxns]

( @wild-pineapple-butt​ | from here. )

❝No, looks like you’re slacking.❞ She picked a few of the pieces off of the top of the pile, all budget stuff. Her face scrunched up in distaste.

❝Yeah, I got done a little bit ago. Thought you would have had me beat. Guess I was wrong.❞ Her face grew into a little smirk. ❝I can help, but it’ll cost you.❞

[truesymphony]

@wild-pineapple-butt​ continued from here.

Renji looks down at the shorter woman, tugging at his arms cheerfully. Raising his brow, he blinks a couple of times, wondering if he knew this woman and he was just being his usual forget self.

Clearing his throat, he sheepishly smiles. “Um sure, I can do that. Uhh do I know ya?” he asks, tilting his head to the side curiously.

Ray’s face lit up.  He was the first who was willing to listen.  And he was super tall which was good.  She didn’t even wait.  She was already grabbing his hand to lead him along. 

“Know me?  I don’t believe so.”  She looked up at him.  “Oh no, I said I liked your hair before.  But we didn’t get introduced.  I’m Rachael but you can call me Ray.”

[rukia-kuchiki-divided]

❊ I want to roleplay with you✸ I want to plot with you✤ I want to ship with you✥ I have roleplayed with you and it was great✣ I like the way you express your muse(s)❋ Your blog is one of my favs✦ I like seeing you on my dash❄ I look up to you❇ I love the way you write♥ You're awesome, I lub you ❤🍍

~aksjdhdkak you spoil me, Rishi! I have no words for this other than I lub you too and the pineapple emoji at the end was absolute perfection!~