#ccMuse : Kisuke Urahara

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(cc) Urahara’s Halloween Plans

Last Year [2023]: tricked Renji into facilitating the 7 (Halloween) Wonders of Karukara Town, including getting Renji to steal pumpkins at midnight

This Year [2024]: Paid Tumblr to bring back booping so people can annoy Ichigo with it

also got Renji to run a Haunted House using his zanpacuto

Next Year [2025]: visit the Urahara shop to purchase pre-order tickets for 2025!

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(cc) Urahara: -peels an orange with his zanpakuto-

(cc) Ichigo: Does your zanpakuto mind being used like a knife for everyday things?

(cc) Urahara: Oh Benihime loves it, it’s the only way she can get some action since my Soul Reaper days!

(cc) Ichigo: Please tell me you wash it regularly too.

(cc) Urahara: Oh, she cleans after herself too.

-with killing intent spiritual pressure- See?

// inspired by this rp meme

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(Bleach OC) Kaito: -on his phone- Urahara, I have sealed the hollow at the location with ginto. Now get a Shinigami over here to finish the job, quickly!

(cc) Kisuke: Good work! And about that, they’re all busy right now!

(Bleach OC) Kaito: Excuse me? Aren’t you a Shinigami too?

Stop messing around with your cat woman and get over here!

// yep he’s calling out Urahara with Yoruichi lmao

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When Ichigo took his family and friends to the Easter Show

Urahara: copied the idea when he visited Sydney, Australia! Rukia: got ‘stuck’ petting all the bunnies at the Petting Zoo Orihime: had her own ‘unique’ food stall set up Uryu: had a stall next to Orihime's selling on the spot customised plushies Isshin: went on all the crazy rides to show his daughters that he’s cool! Ichigo: ended up babysitting all their (show) bags/bought goods Renji: got arrested for trying to ride one of the monster trucks during a show

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(cc) Urahara: Happy Birthday, Kurosaki-san!

Here’s your birthday cake!

(cc) Ichigo: Yeah, I am not getting near that. And I specifically told Ishida to not get you involved in it.

(cc) Uryu: Nothing happened, Kurosaki, he just showed up right now.

(cc) Ichigo: Well if you say so... -cake explodes in his face-

(cc) Urahara: -put a spell/curse on his name when it's spoken-

-so he knew the whole time, and got Renji to do his (dirty) work-

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// Safe with Me [Uryu & Mode] - Part 4

"Yeah, I assumed as much. Will you and your body be able to adapt to eating such things?" Uryu questioned Mode he wondered, well he could easily go to the butcher for meat, but he went to visit Urahara just to be sure.

"Thanks..." He grabbed his wet strand of hair from her, well at least there wasn't much beating around the bush with her honesty. Uyru shouldn't be surprised at her distrust of Urahara, he was a Soul Reaper after all, despite his exile.

"Don't worry, he may be shady, but he's the best chance for you to get proper consistent food," Uryu tried to explain to her as she hid behind him, then looked towards Kisuke.

"I'm, housing an Arrancar refugee here. I'm in need of food resources to keep her satisfied, at least so she doesn't start hunting in public for food, especially with all the humans around,"

"Interesting, I can have something prepared for you, but it may take some time, meat in general should satisfy her hunger for now," Urahara replied, trying to get a look at Mode out of curiosity. "I suppose you could think of her as your pet dog."

"Excuse me?!" Uryu was taken aback at the comparison, then rushed off to the butchers to buy some meat for Mode to try, maybe she'd like it that much he wouldn't need to rely on Urahara later.

Soon they arrived home, so Uryu put the raw beef, pork lamb, and chicken in the kitchen for Mode to examine and try for herself.

“Animal meat.” She answered. “Or milk. Bones. Skin. I think animals in general.” Pe answered what she could logic.

Mode plucked only one hair out & attempted to eat it, making a face that she didn’t like the texture on her tongue nor the taste. She handed the wet strand of hair back to him. “Your fur isn’t very tasty.”

The hollow put on an outfit, a cute maid dress, & followed him, hiding what arrancar features she could for traveling outside.

When acknowledged by Urahara, she hid behind Uryu. “I don’t like him. Smells like Soul Society.” Pe told Ishida’s back.

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(cc) Ichigo: Fine Rukia, we can watch something on Disney+

-sees Bleach- Damn it, who the hell sold us to Disney?!

(cc) Urahara: -innocently drinking from his Mickey themed mug-

// inspired by this - with @rukia-kuchiki-divided

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(cc) Renji: -gets a spam message saying his phone got hacked and needs to send his age and photo to verify it-

Hacked? My phone looks fine though, but better do what they say just in case

-sends his (shinigami) age and picture of himself, image gets used on a sugar daddy site-

(cc) Ichigo: Renji! Don’t -sees him just send it- 

Damn it! -calls Urahara- Yeah, they got Renji this time!

(cc) Urahara: -might have paid someone to scam the Shinigami so he can ‘earn’ more money from the Gotei 13, also runs that sugar daddy site-

// inspired by this - with @rukia-kuchiki-divided​

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(cc) Urahara: Kurosaki-san, I’ll need you to investigate the Seven Mysterious Wonders of Karukura Town for me!

(cc) Ichigo: This again? I already solved the last batch the other night! It’s usually just someone from Soul Society doing something that freaks out the locals because they can’t see them!

(cc) Urahara: Well if you’re not up for it, I can always call Abarai-

(cc) Ichigo: No, it’s fine! I can do this on my own too!

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// Strawberry Password [Kisuke & Renji] - Part ? [FIN]

“Yes!” Urahara replied, innocent as ever with his fan. “Oh right, well I require two pumpkins. They are most fresh at around midnight, so I’d like you grab them then! And for someone of your strength, they should be quite light!”

With that said, he rushed off to let Renji handle the rest. “Good luck!”

// I believe (according to my notes) this was supposed to set up the ‘Halloween Hauntings of Karukara Town’ that Urahara would send Ichigo to investiage later lmao, but gdi I got too busy to follow through! Welp, there’s always this year! lmao

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Kisuke seemed to know almost everything with his timing, like he was tracking everyone’s thoughts and movements. Who knows how he even know Renji was curious to find out if Ichigo had any porn on his laptop or phone?  This shady shopkeeper was honestly the devil in disguise, ready to offer a deal with his temptation.

“Oh? Are you sure? It’s quite a fast and simple task, really. I just want you to run to the store to get me some pumpkins! It will be Halloween soon after all!” He replied cheerfully, then lowered his hat some. “But if you do insist, then I suppose that makes you a good friend,”

It was hard to tell if this was a test of Renji’s willpower, or just another opportunity to get Renji to do his dirty work for him again. In either case as he walked off, Kisuke was low-key proud of Renji’s progress since he first arrived to live at his shop.

“Just run to the store and get some pumpkins?” Renji snorts. From his previous experiences, he was willing to bet that either he would be asked to get hundreds of pumpkins or these so called pumpkins would be tons of kilos each. 

Forget about the base offer of getting Ichigo’s passwords for a second - he had to know exactly what the errand was. “Wait! Let me ask ya this then… how many pumpkins exactly am I gettin’ fer ya and… how heavy are these pumpkins…?”

It was always better to be safe than sorry with this man. 

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(cc) Ichigo: Damn it Urahara, don’t use my birthday for one of your shady scams too!

(cc) Kisuke: What? No! I’m just advertising his Bleach multi-muse!

Kenta mum may gift you things when you interact with me, thanks!

// inspired by this

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(cc) Urahara: -sees Ichigo & Rukia walking past his shop-

Hello! Would you like some of my new Chappy merchandise Kuchiki-san! Ooh, and how’s your phone? I can get it upgraded for you too! at a discount

(cc) Ichigo: You know, for someone who says ‘oh I’m busy’ when we need you, you seem to be expecting us a lot...

// inspired by this

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“Hello everyone! Just a quick PSA while Kenta-mun is out for lunch! Please follow me and his other (Bleach) muses at @cc-bleach-blazing-souls​, the blog is still under construction but is still open to interactions, I’ll see you there! Oh and don’t tell him about this, it’s our little secret! Bye for now!”

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Why Ichigo has been to busy lately

(cc) Ichigo: So you’re saying if I work for you, you’ll teach me about all the soul medical stuff you know? -needs it for the clinic for souls he wants to set up and run one day- Right?

(cc) Urahara: Yes, exactly! Rest assured, your food and other expenses will be covered as well! Let’s work hard together, Kurosaki-san!

(cc) Ichigo: This really sounds like a scam, but I have no choice here.

// just to explain for when I get busy and/or /inactive on this blog lmao

[cosmic-canons]

(cc) Kisuke: Here you go, Kurosaki-san! Your upgraded smartphone for Kuchiki-san, you can get reception from Soul Society, and even Hueco Mundo!

(cc) Ichigo: Hold on a sec! I did not ask for that last part Urahara, is there a catch?

(cc) Kisuke: Oh no, not at all! I added that in for free because you’re my favourite customer!

(cc) Ichigo: You say that, but I sure don’t feel like one...

// inspired by this 

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(cc) Urahara: Hello everyone! Welcome to the ‘Ichigo Insider” Show where we get live footage from Ichigo’s inner world through this screen here!

(cc) Ichigo: -bound to a bed, body plugged into a lot of tech-

Let me go damn it, this is exactly what defines kidnapping!

(cc) Urahara: Now for the local weather with Zangetsu!

(cc) Old Man Zangetsu: It is still raining, when will it stop?

(cc) Hichigo: Maybe once I finish breaking down all these boring buildings! Heehee, Getsuga Tensho! And yes kids, that’s how you do it, unlike that orange scrub-

(cc) Ichigo: I hate this show already!

// inspired by this