#In Character

[r1ddl3-m3-th1s]

"I don’t use younger generations terms very often my friend but…horny jail might be the place for you. Forget Arkham or black gate. You are…an absolute fein and it’s honestly impressive at this point" - Riddler (you)

I think it's quite funny how things have turned so quickly

@well-riddle-me-this

"honestly... that's a fair point. but I blame every ounce of it all on Harvey. He started it and I'm no one to back down from a challenge. also, you told me about your 'supposedly' fantasies. I don't think ether one of us can talk."

[therealheatherc]

They really need to make the lockers harder to get into......

Thanks for the extra information, you just saved me a lot of work.

@westerbergs-therapist

[christmaslightaddict]

Silly little open roleplay

You walk into the hades cabin to see one of the hades kids, Lilith. Absolutely sobbing her eyes out on her bed in the fetal position. Lilith seems absolutely devastated and heartbroken. She trembles as she looks up from the fetal position and looked over at you. Tears pour out of her eyes like a water fall

She looks like someone just told her a family member died

[creatureofthelost]

*Cat sitting on a low wall! She's chewing on... something. Glow-stick, maybe?*

-@tenshi-the-cat

That's... probably not good for a cat. He walks over and starts talking to the cat

"Hey- you shouldn't chew on that- it could be very dangerous!"

[mr-cobblepot]

Update:

We’re doing another trivia night at the club this weekend. This time the riddlers aren’t banned. Place your bets on which one wins!

[the-bad-egg-bachynskyi]

talya hasnr replied to me in liek 4ever bro i think she hatws me and i also think i had a little too much vodka

[lillian-1st-maskarran-insol]

I hate moon dust. I love Eris, though so hopefully the being torn apart from the inside can be solved by ghosts, or magic or both.

TIL astronaut Jack Schmidt discovered he was allergic to moon dust, which is a thing millions of other people have probably gone their whole lives never knowing.

[r1ddl3-m3-th1s]

Coffee or water?

….i feel I shouldn’t have a say in this…the amount of water in my system is nonexistent

[gothamcity-official]

For Halloween, do not wear a domino mask, cowl, or helmet if you are dressing up as one of our vigilantes. This is both common courtesy and for your safety so you do not get mistaken for one if there is an emergency. 

We also advise those dressing as the more benevolent rogues to make sure that you do not look exactly like them. Imitation is the greatest form of flattery, but we do not need a repeat of Nightwing punching a civilian because he thought they were Harley Quinn.

[adlers-former-protege]

Who the fuck is he? One on the right, I mean. He looks like a paralysed ostrich. Not me, though. I'm beautiful as ever.

schizophrenic protagonists

[therealheatherc]

Least I’m not into guys who end up on Chris Hansens “to catch a predator”

-Courtney

Shut up Courtney. Go get drunk on a golf course.

[xxautumnivyxx]

Zelda is really out here just saving herself with gains like that to be honest.

[blingblong55]

Mister professor-141

On the monthly 141 lesson class

Price: pay attention, sergeants!

Gaz, Soap and R/N: *mesmerised by watching Ghost with reading glasses*

Ghost: *sighs* A shoulder to cry on is a dick to ride on, stay with me now

Price: no no no, that wasn't the lesson, Ghost

Ghost: its the only way they learn

Price: the fuck????

Ghost: if I teach them in their own slut language, they learn faster

Gaz, Soap and R/N: *drools*

[adlers-former-protege]

Don't make me remember. Fuck.

Getting a syringe filled with god knows what shoved into your eye can't be great for your health.

[ask-ivy-ghoul]

Ivy…I…need to talk to you…urgently.

@mountain-the-plant-ghoul

What’s up love, everything alright?