#wild life smp emoji

[flutteringwings-emojis]

Empires S1 Axoltol Lizzie, and then an emoji of her holding Joel Smallishbeans in his Mezalea outfit, then an emoji of regular Lizzie holding regular Joel, and then Lizzie in her wild life bamboozlers skin...

[kelstarzz]

Red skin... 👁️♥️

click for better quality. Rambling + close-ups below

WOOOOOOO I THINK I WAS THE FIRST TO MAKE A DRAWING FOR THE NEW SKIN (don't fact check that. Please. I'm certain I maybe am)

The new skin is actually SO COOL!!!!!! MY CREEKING BOY IS ALIVE AND HERE!!! (low-key worried about how he dropped from light green to red though... 😬).

Closeups:

This was very fun to draw! Especially since this was an opportunity to use a new brush for rendering on a full piece (which I LOVE). also very proud of how quick I made this :)) (3 hours. Which is quick considering I usually take way too long on drawing!!)

[xoxo-ren-xoxo]

i feel like im always 100x happier when i straight up just block people who get negative about silly things i like. that being said im prepared to block a LOT of people after this wild life session 😭i dont care if u think it was bad/too brutal/not entertaining im killing u w my mind because i think it was lovely

[straydog-emojis]

spoilers for episode 3 of wild life smp under cut

Lifer snails

in order : ren, bdubs, scar, impulse, mumbo, skizz, grian, pearl, gem, cleo, scott, bigb, lizzie, smallishbeans, etho, jimmy, martyn

[frxstguardian]

(Ignore my last ask about the emoji, I thought I was on anon lol)

Anyways, how do you watch these Minecraft smps? Because, most of the time, youtubers stream for hours, almost everyday, with so many povs and I don't have the patience to keep up with it, but I see the last life series you're always posting about and I wanted to give it a try. How can I start it? And from which series do I begin with? Thanks a lot! :D

Yess, please join me! I can't stand livestreamed SMPs either. I need the editing on YouTube because I'm impatient and I love unreliable narrators which edited POVs inherently play into.

Last Life is actually S2 of the Life Series, I just tag all seasons with it since that was the name when I started watching, and I didn't realize it would change every season. The order goes:

Third Life (original)

Last Life (boogeyman)

Double Life (soulmates)

Limited Life (time limit)

Secret Life (secret tasks)

Wild Life (wildcard effects) <- current season!

It's not necessary to watch every POV, it's totally fine to stick to one. I watch a few favorites, plus a few more depending on what happens and if I want to know why someone did something. Others just watch one person from each team. I go week by week (watch all Ep 1, then all Ep 2, etc. not someone's Ep 1-9 then another's Ep 1-9).

Just try a few POVs in S1 or S6 to find out who entertains you and you'll naturally branch out! Third Life, I'd start with Grian, Rendog, Cleo, or Scar. Wild Life, try Etho, Lizzie, Gem, or Mumbo. Actually start with S6 since it's ongoing! More fun that way :D

[gaysaito]

twig hyperfixation masterpost woo

this might be pretty long so. hides it behind the keep reading thing

furbies, genshin impact, zero escape, remember11, your turn to die, toilet-bound hanako-kun, noragami, bones, taxidermy, m&ms, the magnus archives, cavetown, smp live, hat in time, minecraft, undertale, aftertale, errortale, deltarune, pokemon, slime rancher, omori, ai: the somnium files, akuduma drive, blue period, centaurworld, bungo stray dogs, deadman wonderland, the promised neverland (s1), neon genesis evangelion, eva rebuild movies, eva manga, nge gakuen datenroku, houseki no kuni, danganronpa, haikyuu, hello charlotte, kagepro, kirby, made in abyss, my hero academia, soul eater, tokyo ghoul (anime), vast error, homestuck, heinoustuck, worlds end club, wonder egg project, stellar firma, wolf359, the strange case of starship iris, the penumbra podcast, doctor who, octonauts, obey me!, sky: children of the light, azur lane, tap tap fish, cats are liquid, dragonvale, dragon story, dragon city, flutter, vulpins adventure, duck life(especially duck life 3: evolution), warrior cats, the fever king, room of swords, carl, seed, denma, space boy, lumine, ghost eyes, castle swimmer, gloomverse, sweet home, moon you, elements of insanity, my little pony g4, my little pony g5, equestia girls, creepypasta, scp: containment breach, scp foundation, lil miss rarity, five nights at freddys, one night at flumptys, five nights at candys, night in the woods, sally face, hiveswap, henry stickmin, 1bitheart, oneshot, case 00: the cannibal boy, physical exorcism: case 01, among us, ponytown, itemlabel, how to train your dragon (books), how to train your dragon (movies), how to train your dragon (series), clowndolls, vintage dolls, "haunted" or "cursed" items, bootlegs, mob psycho 100 (anime), yuri on ice, beast quest, astrosaurs (my beloved!!), cows in action (my also beloved!!!), slime squad, astrosaurs academy, suicide boy, walten files, bugsnax, moral orel, banana fish, a whisker away, your name, a silent voice, vocaloid, yarichin bitch club (im sorry), nbcs hannibal, the disastrous life of saiki k, the legend of the guardians: the owls of gahoole, the owl house, infinity train, over the garden wall, adventure time, amphibia, steven universe, steven universe future, uglydolls (movie), blood bank, black butler (only s1 and s2), ebiten: kouritsu ebisugawa koukou tenmonbu, the cat returns, ghibli movies in general, family guy, rick and morty, garfield (comic), garfield (movies), the garfield show, garfield merchandise, legend of zelda: breath of the wild, animal crossing (new leaf and new horizons) , tomodatchi life, nintendogs, trolls (the dreamworks movies), puella magi madoka magica, moomins (original tv series and books), yandere sim, avatar the last airbender, artemis fowl (book series), starkid, danganronpa another, super danganronpa another 2, total drama island, hisone to masotan, seven deadly sins, over the hedge, midnight gospel, ducktales (2017), she-ra, masters of the universe (old and new series), OK KO, the emoji movie (yes im serious), dinosaurs, carnivals/fairground rides, worm on string, tattletail, splatoon, stardew valley, shrek, kung fu panda (movies), sonic, the dark crystal, detective pikachu, wasteland, gorillaz, yokai watch, robotic animal toys (like idog), we're back, a dinosaurs story! (movie), isle of dogs, leafie a hen into the wild, japan sinks 2020, bojack horseman, watership down (og movie), animals of farthing wood, beastars (manga and anime), BNA, megamind, little witch academia, parasyte, sword art online, aggretsuko, kakegurui, erased, the umbrella academy, the end of the fucking world, i am not okay with this, no game no life, gitch techs, is it wrong to pick up girls in a dungeon, how to sell drugs online (fast), masters of the universe revelation, demon slayer, violet evergarden, your lie in april, squid game, final space, voltron: legendary defender, hilda, scissor seven, kipo and the age of wonderbeasts, the garden of words, living with yourself, digimon, carmen sandiego, the mitchells vs the machines, the hollow, teen titans go (yes seriously), twelve forever, the lego movie, green eggs and

ham, seraph

of the end, killing stalking, doll eye, ayakashi akashi, celeste, cave (that one xbox 360 game), lovers in a dangerous spacetime, inkheart (+ inkspell + inkdeath), spirit walker, numbers, bodyguard, alex rider, diary of a wimpy kid, animal jam, moshi monsters, tankmen, cows, goats, sheep, clone high, transformers, old disney movies, bfdi, everybodys talkin about jamie (west end), esc-ape by seec games (the prison boys, tsumugu logic, tasokare hotel, yotsume god), smiling friends, dsmp, origins smp, hlvr:ai, sewing and fashion, puppets particularly jim hensons work, animatronics, showbiz pizza, chucky cheese, a few other original animatronic bands, plushie collecting (specifically beanie babies), item label, the walten files, slugterra, bakugan, transformers, the original tmnt cartoon, ladybug books (the publishing company), boyfriend to death, changed, audience, lupis vulpes's old animations, fnaf books, attack on titan (just started), underworld capital incident, its not me its my basement, komi cant communicate, sweet tooth

[itsmoonphobic]

Dream SMP characters and my interpretation of them:

-Techno: The smell of Dirt and soil,blood,wine and old books. Silk pillowcases,golden jewelry,mosaics,stained fingertips, grand staircases,scented candles,storyteller,lazy smiles, secretive,slow dancing,sad resting face,elegant language,cold weather,confident,doubts himself,philosophy, messy braids,glowdust flakes, poetry,graceful movements,neat and cursive handwriting, greek mythology, oriental music,pale skin,libraries,sarcasm, long-lasting friendships,quotes,frosted windows,layering clothes, know-it-all,rude but endearing,pile of papers,cherry blossoms,muted colors,overthinks everything,devotion,logical thinking,insomniac,scattered mind,castle walls,laid back,tired eyes,long debates,show over tell,lingering touches,rulebreaker, dirty palms,old movies freezing feet,old habits,late nights studying,early riser,skips meals,eye bags,tea with milk,velvet jackets,dimly lit by streetlights,ancient wood floors,flowy curtains,art museums, gravely morning voice,echos in the middle of nowhere,sleepy whispers,nostalgia everywhere,red lipstick stains,loves animal more than people,calm and quiet, healing stones,parked car conversations,sharp jaw,obsessed with memes,violins,doves, doves,floats instead of walks,unbroken promises,twisting and winding hair around fingers,nail biting, repeating phrases,mist secret scars,rumors,always wearing earphones,metaphorical, emotions fragile as a flower, speaks with his eyes,fluttery eyelashes,dog lover,forehead kisses,calligraphy,pretty knives,cares too much,lopsided grins,messy desks,talks for hours no,rolling his eyes all the time,powerful strides,wants to conquer the world,slender hands,good grades, dusty book covers,wax stamped envelopes,vintage mirrors

-Phil: The smell of cold air,pine trees and sandalwood.Dead birds and mothballs,stops on the sidewalk to make sure nobody is left behind,morning person,herbal teas,crows,eats breakfast outside,constellations,family portraits on walls, chirping and whistling,crime documentaries,cool father figure, graveyards,weeping angels,meteor shower,many friends but only a single close one,contagious laugh,fragile teacups,fog, early mornings,fuzzy blankets,springs of thyme,bare feet, empty streets,rosemary stems,flickering lanterns,burnt wood bowls,feather collector,antique silverware,a sky full of stars, skylights,torn pages,overstuffed bookshelves,makes you feel comfortable whenever you talk to him,organized,full of ideas, believes in magic,gives the best advice,lost in his own way, warm hugs,scrapbooks and bullet journals,old cars,soft features,daydreaming,bright eyes,getting lost in the woods,moonlight,self knitted sweaters, stargazing on tailgates,the universe,hand in hand with wandering hearts, garage sales,questioning life but feeling at peace,attic bedrooms and haylofts,pursuing science and desiring art, photo albums,hopeless romantic,dark chocolate,open windows and quirky morning rituals,actually knows what brunch is, succulents,a kind-hearted loner,free-spirit,plaid button-ups, always ready to let you rant,abandons projects quickly, complicated past,bold moves,goes with the flow,aims for things that seem unachievable,lives in extremes,knowing smiles,constantly busy with something new,soft touches,love at first sight,naps alot,subsequent tea stains,sparkly eyes, abandoned barns,handwritten notes,feather quills,fascination with the sky,whispering secrets to the wind,great with kids, takes a backpack everywhere,hugs trees,big winter coats,road trips,knows tons of medical info,bites his nails,comforting presence,lost souls,city lights from a high rise

-Wilbur: The smell of fire,smoke,caramel and coffee. Stands up for people who can't for themselves,emotional wreck,loves his family too much but still yells at them,soft turtlenecks,sits in different spots every time he eats dinner,chipped nailpolish, songwriter,probably depressed,wakes up in the middle of the night to write down random thoughts,heartbroken teenager songs,dark psychology and deep meanings,globes and maps, wants to travel and make lots of memories,curls of steam, earbuds in,spattered ink,good singer,keeps to himself,old music and dusty vinyl,the type of person that you could stare at for hours,loud laugh,ride or die,dreams about his future, believes in fresh starts and new beginnings, messy and tangled hair,summer nights,soft features,deep thinker and dimples, having crushes,musicals and theater, half finished diaries and laptop stickers,mixtapes,quirky love notes, secretly kinda insane,always ready for coffee,thrift shops, beachy waves, bonfires,probably drives too fast,cutoff jeans, cream and sugar,nude colors,always creating new problems for himself, fights for equality,long debates and tired eyes, tapping a rhythm and humming quietly,spends all his time on social media,beanie galore,trench coats,foggy glasses,cozy sweaters, dancing around his room to the Beatles,looking out the window when the sun is setting,birkenstocks,guitar strumming on a warm summer evening,bells and chimes,subtle sadness, the feeling of diving into a deep pool,perfect proportions,too many playlists,holding hands,pretty boy,sew on patches and bomber jackets,candid photos,warm sun on bare skin,dancing silhouettes on the sunsets,beach walks at midnight,messy but cozy room,different mood every minute,singing his favorite song at the top of his lungs,sharp grins,haunted houses, paranormal stuff,late night snack runs with friends,explores creeks and lakes,double checks everything he does,walking through hot sand,backyard campfires,acoustic songs,photo booths,train platforms at night,s'mores,sun bleached arbors

-Tommy: The smell of plastic,fresh cut grass and musk. Does the bare minimum at School,unless genuinely interested in a topic,doodles on the side of his paper,movie marathons,empty coca cola bottles everywhere,rope swings,glossy nailpolish,lots of energy,life of the party, kidcore ,can always make you laugh,loves photography,eyestrain and bright colors,bruised knees and untied shoelaces,paperballs in class,brand new red converse,denim jackets,pins and clips,chalk drawings in the middle of the road,every text contains emojis, garden sprinklers,graffiti,wreck this journal,vibrant dyed hair, scribbles and highlighter pens,carnivals,involed in many things, watermelon flavored anything,loves to climb trees,screaming on playgrounds,oversized t-shirts,stained glass windows, anklets,skateboards and hula hoops,milkshakes on the front porch,social butterfly,always in a hurry,pinkie promises,tangled headphones,melted crayons and gummy bears,bean bags and hummingbirds,spinning around till he gets dizzy,chaotic and crazy yet so fun to be around,rushing into things too quickly, roller coasters and derbies,doesn't get knocked back by criticism,cans of fizzy drinks and neon lights,skips school,tye dye shirts and nitendo games,impulse and class clown,sticks stickers on stranger's things,pickpockets his close friends,has to carry a walkie-talkie around with him at all times,sleepovers and sneaking out through windows,pockets full of change and random buttons,stands out in crowds and makes friends easily, pretends to be fearless but is scared of the littlest things,trips and rips his jeans daily,uno cards,social butterfly,music discs, fights with his family but would actually kill for them,broken handwriting,flannels and jerseys around his waist

-Tubbo: The smell of honey,fresh bread and citrus. Lowkey soft, hugging a teddy bear,pressed flowers,eats alot of bread,big hoodies,fairy lights and blanket forts,prank calls while holding in your laughter,beeswax candles,sidewalk dandelions,gentle cuddles on the couch,pastel yellow and cute doodles,flower crowns and diasy chains,plays the ukulele,fascinated by bees and supports local coffee shops,outdoorsy sunshine addict, sparklers and iced lemonade,festivals with fireworks and fireflies in mason jars,homework done as soon as its assigned, watercolor paintings,giggling uncontrollably,long hugs and lazy cartoon afternoons,park dates and forehead kisses,cutting pants into shorts,messy wild hair and pear lollipops,has tiny random braids decorated with golden yarn,hearing the crinkle of leaves underfoot,suprise piggy back rides,adult swim shows and lip gloss stains,being goofy without meaning to,bounces in his step and stops to pet stray animals,baked bread and washi tape bracelets,bike rides and summer picnics,rolling down a hill in the spring and bringing home grass stains on his jeans, waving at someone across a crowded room,spontaneous hang outs and self made clay rings,sitting in the warm sunlit grass on early spring mornings,rock painting and hiding them for other people to find,picking apples from trees but needing to be held up in order to reach one

-Ranboo: The smell of peppermint tea,denim and rain. Is there for everyone but never themselves,regrets things they said but can never find the nerves to apologize,clumps of mascara and winged eyeliner,writes down every tiny thing in notebooks, loves children and their friends,forgetting that they already grabbed a waterbottle,drawing on condensation windows,rainy days and puddles,always on the edge of a breakdown,elevator music and long limbs,old tape recordings and cassettes,moss covered ruins and greenhouses,wanting to be in multiple places at the same time,different colored socks,long hugs and head pats,reading under the covers,collages and spray paint,record players and walks alone through the woods,loves playing by creeks and collecting stones,always wondering and worrying about things they shouldn't,vivid dreams and leather jackets, silver necklaces and piercings,snoozing their alarm clock, seeing the moon in the early morning,blurry photographs and windswept hair,downpours and comfortable silence,wrapping gifts and handing them over with shaking hands,sitting on a rooftop and spontaneous plans,lofi sounds and long train roads,deja vu moments,randomly dissapears and sipping tea, cold concrete and city parks,tickets and brochures from places they visited,dusty parchment and desperately trying to be a good person,wikipedia articles and lace-up boots,often loses track of time while talking to people they love,sings to the radio and avoids conflict if possible,can't sit still for five minutes, perpetually in an emo phase and knows more than they let on, hawaiian shirts,henna tattoos and sparkling water,sleeping in complete darkness and the relief of falling into bed,midnight thunderstorms and anticipation for the coming day,lucky charms and the sound of rain hitting the windows

-Dream: The smell of apples,eucalyptus,vanilla and green tea. Freckles and smiley faces,glow sticks and wrinkled linen, probably a really good singer,wild laughter and jellyfish, popular,tanned skin and cruising with the top down,doesn't take shit from anyone,analytical and self assured,beachy waves and dreamy sunsets,running barefoot,likes being active and on the go at all times,sassy and dramatic as fuck,dream catchers and hammocks,glow in the dark stickers on his phonecase, feisty and a sense of danger,brought home stray cats when he was a child,falling in love with strangers,waking up early and continue laying on the bed,golden hours and 4pm naps,soft aching hands burried in messy hair,center of attention,static and heavy breathing,old percy jackson books under the bed, throwing pebbles at the closed windows of his friends' room, retro diners at 2am,adrenaline junkie and nighttime thriver,will go insane if cooped up indoors for too long,deadlines till last minute,oversleeping and coming home past midnight,naturally a really good surfer,hugs from behind and neck kisses,checking the fridge at 1am,ice cream in bed and cat cuddles,always picks up over facetime

Might make more parts for some of the other guys :)

[firefly464]

The Real World - Chapter 9

:insert eyes emoji here because shits about to get real:

@i-have-this-now​ wrote the last part because she’s great and amazing and wonderful :D

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Wilbur sat in his office, staring at his computer screen in dismay. It had been roughly a week since him and Tubbo had gone and visited Tommy. Roughly a week since his friend's panic attack. A week since Tommy had started acting differently. His friend had been acting secretive all week, almost terrified in a strange way. He acted as if no one could see the way he flinched at loud noises, or the fearful look in his eyes whenever someone came too close. He had fumbled around with the phone, as if not even knowing how to use it. He had talked to Dream in an almost pleading tone, begging for… something, and Will didn’t know what it was. He had never seen his friend acting like that before. 

His hand traced over the long scar on his arm that Tommy had given him during his panic attack. He didn’t blame his friend at all for the wound, in fact it was mostly his own fault for trying to comfort him. At that moment, it had been clear that Tommy hadn’t actually been seeing him. He had seen someone, or something else. In Wilbur’s concern for his friend, he had reached out to comfort him, despite the fact that he knew it was a bad idea. 

His stupidity had earned him a long, jagged cut down the side of his forearm from the pencil that Tommy had been wielding as a weapon. He had jerked back with a hiss of pain. “Get the fuck away from me! I won’t let you hurt anyone else!” Tommy had screamed. 

Tubbo took a small step forward, his hands out in front of him comfortingly “Tommy, you’re ok, I promise. No one is going to hurt you.” His voice was soft and calm, as if he was talking to a wild animal. Based on the look in Tommy’s eyes, it wasn’t too far off from the truth. 

Tommy’s blue eyes had snapped over to Tubbo, as if trying to figure out what he was supposed to do. “Tubbo? Tubbo you need to run! He’s going to kill you, he’s going to fucking kill you and burn our home to the ground!” 

“Hey, it's all right. I’m fine, see? No one is going to kill me.”

Desperately, Tommy grabbed his friend's shoulders, trying to get it through Tubbo’s head that he needed to run. “You don’t get it. H-He’s going to kill all of you. You need to find the others and warn them. I can’t… I can’t fucking lose you.”

“Tommy, take a deep breath. You’re safe. I promise that we’re both safe.”

“But Dream-” he shuttered, a wave of sobs running through him, “God this is my fault. Why the fuck did I listen to him? Now you’re all going to fucking die because of me!” 

Wilbur stared intently at the scar on his arm, trying to figure out what the hell Tommy had meant. Clearly, Dream had done something to him. But what? What had he done that was so terrible, it had caused the boy to collapse over a simple video clip? Will had rewatched the clip several times, trying to pinpoint exactly what could have possibly triggered the terrible PTSD. He had found nothing.

After WIlbur and Tubbo had left Tommy’s house, it had seemed like things were slowly but surely returning back to normal. Tommy had quickly gone from acting as if he knew nothing about the world around him or how to do anything, to slowly but surely returning to his old, chipper self. Even so, it didn’t feel right. Something was still wrong. His jokes all felt forced, his smiles all fake. Whenever they were in a call together, his words all felt carefully planned out, as if he were scared of saying something wrong. No one brought up his outburst, but it was clear that they were all thinking about it. 

At one point, Tubbo had hesitantly suggested that Tommy get on the DreamSMP, clearly scared of triggering another panic attack. 

However, Tommy had just gone silent, before very quietly saying, “What…?” His voice had been filled with a hesitant hope. Hope for what, Will didn’t know. But it was something that he hadn’t heard in his friend's voice all week, and he wasn’t going to question it. 

“The SMP? The server?” “How do I… How do I do that?” He had asked quietly.

Tubbo had ended up walking his friend through the entire process of getting online, never once asking why or sounding annoyed. It was clear how important this was to Tommy, and he sure as hell wasn’t going to ruin it by teasing. 

As Tommy had logged onto the server, the discord call was silent. No one spoke as he spun in a slow circle, taking in everything around him. Not a word was muttered as he cautiously moved around. The only sound that could be heard were the quiet sobs being picked up by his mic.

“Home…” He had whispered quietly, the sound just barely loud enough to be picked up over discord. 

God, none of it made any sense. None of it made any damn sense, and just thinking about it made Wilbur’s head hurt. Tommy acted as though he was an entirely different person. At first, Will had just attributed his strange behavior to PTSD. A strange way of coping after whatever hell he had gone through. But now… Now he wasn’t so sure. Tommy was recovering far too quickly for it to be merely PTSD. So what the hell was going on? He needed to talk to Tubbo. They needed answers.

~~~

The next day, Tommy was sitting in front of his computer, staring at the walls of L’manberg. Looking at it made his chest hurt with homesickness, but it was his only connection to his old life. It may not have been as impressive as the real thing, but it was still beautiful in its own right. Ever since the others had shown him the server, he had spent most of his time on it. He hadn’t exactly done anything, but simply walking around the familiar lands of his home felt calming. 

A ring sounded from his computer, making him jump. It took him a couple seconds to calm down enough to register that it was only an incoming call, and not any sort of attack. With a slightly trembling hand, he answered. 

Silence. “Hello?” he asked, trying to see what was going on. 

“Hey Tommy.” Tubbo’s voice was reserved, almost nervous in a way. Tommy could feel his muscles tense. The last time he had heard his friend speak like this was during the war. Something had happened. Something must have happened.

“What's wrong? Are you ok? Did something bad happen?” he asked, trying to figure out what was going on. 

“What? No, no. We just uh… We just wanted to ask you something.”

“I mean, go for it…? Are you sure everything is alright?” 

“We’re fine. Tommy, I want you to answer me honestly, got it?” Wilbur’s voice cut interrupted his rampaging thoughts. Thoughts of how his friends were hurt. Thoughts of what had gone wrong. Thoughts of how Dream might have gotten to them… “Tommy, what happened to you?”

“I told you already. I don’t remember,” he replied half heartedly, his mind elsewhere. 

“I think we all know that isn’t true. Tommy, what did Dream do?”

That brought his train of thought to a screeching halt. What did they know? How did they figure it out? What had he done wrong? “W-what? What do you mean?” 

“Alright, I’ll let you in on a little secret. Tommyinit wasn’t this shit of a liar. He was bad at it, yeah, but at least he could lie without sounding like a moron. I’m going to ask this once, and I expect a straight answer. Who the hell are you?” 

Tommy felt like his blood had frozen in his veins. They knew, they fucking knew. Dream was going to kill him. Dream was going to follow through with his threat. “I uh, I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

Wilbur ran a hand through his hair. “Alright. If you aren’t going to give us a straight answer, I might as well ask Dream himself.”

“NO!” He screamed. If Will went and asked Dream, then Dream would think that Tommy had snitched. Then, who knows what would happen. “Please don’t talk to Dream about it. Please.” 

Will had already left the call.

~~~

“Yeah, you’re right, chat. Hold on let me check if he’s online,” Eret said, switching browsers from Minecraft to Discord. “Yep, he’s in VC 3 with Tubbo.” 

Eret clicked on the voice chat. He tried to talk yet Tubbo cut him off. “Oh fuck, we aren’t in a private VC.”

“Sorry, a wha-”

“Er… Hello?” Eret said. The two of them suddenly stopped talking. “So, what’re you two up to?”

“...Eret?” Tommy said, it sounded more like a statement than a question.

“Am I intruding on something? I can go if you’d like.” Eret replied, hoping to lighten the tension on the situation. Eret’s twitch chat was going insane, spamming questions and shouting. Eret wasn’t really focused on the chat.

“Hold on, I think we should go to a privat-” Tubbo spoke but was cut off.

“No, that- that’s not right- I- you fucking-” Tommy started, and was immediately removed from the VC. Tubbo also exited the VC seconds after.

“It is actually getting a bit late here so I guess it’s time to end the stream.” Eret tried to make an excuse to end the stream. “I’ll see you later guys. I love you all so much, thank you for all the support this stream. I think I’m gonna be streaming tomorrow? Still not sure. Anyways, I’ll see you guys later. Peace.” 

He quickly exited Twitch and stopped streaming. Tommy sounded… mad? Upset? Scared? Eret didn’t know. He opened Discord and sent a message to Tommy. 

TheEret Today at 8:52 pm

You alright? 

He instantly got a Discord notification back, but it wasn’t from Tommy. 

Tubbo_ Today at 8:52 pm

can we private VC?

TheEret Today at 8:53 pm

sure

The second he sent the message, he got a call from Tubbo. “Hey, Eret.” Tubbo said. “I… I don’t think Tommy’s feeling too well. I’m really not sure what happened.”

“Oh god. Is he okay?” Eret asked, concern creeping into his voice. 

“I- hold on, I’ll dm him and see if he wants to talk.” 

“Alright.”

A few seconds passed. “Oh. Oh no.” Tubbo said.

“Wait, did something happen? What’d he say?” 

“He’s very… mad at you. I- Oh jeez, that’s a lot of messages- I don’t know what he’s talking about.”

“Do you think it’s because of the SMP? I- you know it was just a bit, right?” Eret asked. Surely, Tommy can’t be mad at him because of a video game right?

“Yeah, yeah, but he’s… he sounds pissed, man. I don’t know wha- Oh. Shit, hold on, he wants to be added in the call. You okay with that?”

Honestly, Eret wasn’t sure. “Uh- yes?”

“Eret.” Tommy’s voice rang through the call. His voice was quiet and stable, unlike his usual self. “What the fuck.”

“I- I’m sorry? I don’t know what I did wrong. Was it the SMP? You know that was a-”

“You could’ve been on the right side of history, Eret. You could’ve-” 

“Tommy, calm-”

“Instead, you chose to loot us and leave us for dead. You chose power. You chose to be with Dream.”

Wait, were they supposed to be in character? Eret just ended his stream, so was Tubbo streaming? Or was it something else?

He immediately switched into character, hoping it was the right move. “Well, it wasn’t hard for me to choose. You were fighting for something futile, something you didn’t guarantee. I chose Dream because you were fighting a losing battle, and I didn’t want to get the short end of the stick.”

Whilst he was talking, Eret sent Tubbo a Discord message.

TheEret Today at 9:12 pm Are you and tommy streaming?

Tubbo_ Today at 9:12 pm no?

TheEret Today at 9:12 pm so i’m not supposed to be in character?

Tubbo_ Today at 9:12 pm uhh yeah

Before Eret could wrap his head around the situation, another person joined the call. It was Wilbur. “Dream said you have 48 hours, Tommy wh- wait, why is Eret here?”

Before Eret could respond, he was kicked from the call. He stared at his monitor in stunned silence, not entirely sure of what had just happened. Tommy had seemed so mad at him for his “betrayal,” even though none of them were supposed to be in character. Why was he so upset? And why did Wilbur react to Eret being there in the way that he did? Had he said something wrong? Was there some sort of planned stream that Eret wasn’t told about?

Eret turned off his computer with a sigh. His mind was racing with possibilities of what had just happened and why, but he wouldn’t be able to act on his thoughts until tomorrow. All he could do now was sleep.

~~~ On the other side of the country, a man sat in front of his computer. A sadistic grin sat upon his face as his green eyes pierced through the dim light. “I warned you not to tell them Tommy. Now, it's time to face the consequences of your actions.”

~~~

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[fandom-sheep]

Eret 11 MAY 21

Cat and DSMP Part 1/1

Cat! Goose!

Goose my beloved.

Eret’s streaming very late for me again. So I’m not staying the whole time.

Hello Elaina. Enjoy Goose.

Fundy! Kinda...

Fundy hearing the donations. LOL.

Fundy enters a stream and it starts to scuffed. Scuffed just follows Fundy wherever he goes.

A wild my beloved on the cube.

The Drista stairs.

Wait what. Why is the tower gone?

I have missed some lore.

Ah... it’s part of the nightmare thing.

Eret offering Fundy housing like a good almost adoptive parent.

Sneeze? OH WOW SNEEZE.

Sounds like Fundy about lost a lung. Good gracious.

The bargaining between these two.

Cat, Handsome, said cube was massive

You know what that works.

It’s hard to keep the audio right for Eret’s stream for my headphones. It’s either too quiet or the loudest my headphones can go and my family can hear it.

On stream explosions. Noice.

Wow youtooz. Not super cool. Permission is usually a good thing.

Eret keeps on sizzling.

Getting dirt for scaffolding. Going old fashioned Minecraft for this.

“Why is the Cube kinda hot” cue Eret losing faith in her chats sanity.

Cube go poof.

Oh. Red stone. That’s dangerous.

I like this song. Oh klahoma. Gorgeous song.

Love joy is such a fun band. I want to make a plushy of the cat.

It’s kinda sad that Eret can’t see themselves the way chat and their little fandom sees them. Most all of us think they look fabulous.

Not Arson. Just bombing. A bit of anarchy by the king.

Demolition. Now there’s the word.

Controlled ish demolition.

Ah I’ve almost saved enough channel points for water. Nice. I’m not going to redeem it I’m just going to keep hoarding the points.

Flame Arrow. Nice.

Eret cleaning up the SMP eye sours.

Watch me attempt to sleep to Eret here in an hour or so, but keep getting distracted.

Explosion time.

Someone get ready to clip it.

Bye Bye Cube. Let’s go.

Gotta get a song that fits the vibe.

Hayloft. Time to go poof.

Turning up my brightness just to watch this explosion in the best way possible.

Still wearing the red dress I see.

I hope the music isn’t too loud to get this part muted.

Drum roll...

Drum roll continues...

Drum roll still going...

THERE GOES THE CUBE!

That was so smooth and good looking!

Overall a very good explosion.

Just a little bit of a hole in the other building.

Twitch Pr-

Poor being’s so confused with his hair. Someone help them.

Twitch bleep.

Everyone attempting to give hair styling advice. Everyone’s trying to help the being.

That bird is majestic. I remember seeing that tiktok.

Animals just decided Eret was the animal whisperer.

Yes! Disney Princess Eret fanart! Someone make it, I shall reblog all of it.

Likes to hug cute animals and cute animals like being hugged by her. Nice.

It’s alright. Names are difficult. I have to like put name tags on people to learn who they are. That or name tags on their space (like on campers bunks and door decs on dorms)

It does feel very February. But I’m very ready for summer because that means I get to do my favorite job.

Hooray. I hit 15k points.

Eret trying to prove to us a ponytail won’t work. Like we aren’t going to hype them up no matter what.

Gotta heart in the chat. All Eret’s chat does is hearts and encourage. It’s a lovely place.

Oh Eret forgot his cat ear sub goal. It’s alright I know I forgot.

Pride is next month. Nice.

Oh. We’re almost halfway already. Why does the world spin so quickly?

We forgot a dirt tower. Whoops.

I would wear Eret merch. I like it when people release merch around Christmas. Then I can ask for it as a gift.

Oh it wasn’t a dirt tower.

Just looking at Elaina’s stream in the stream selection screen it like very cozy.

All the way up the Drista stairs.

Look it’s the museum!

Eret’s got most of the builds around there. The museum. The fortress. Nice.

Some things are too historical to remove. Somethings are historical because they are being removed.

Oh no. L’sandburg.

It’s taking over the summer home.

Ah the lore is coming. It just seemed to be too early.

Hello unofficial ranboo Raiders.

Foolish making the awesome tall thingy!

Foolish’s builds are so neat. I want to watch Foolish’s streams more. Maybe just in the background but I start wanting to delayed liveblog and that requires attention.

Oh the giant portal turned out well. Sorry that was the lady’s foolish stream I watched.

Shulkers. The forbidden mob.

Eret with just a pit in the desert filled with llamas. Bones. And discus.

The mansion has been finished?

Alright is better than bad. It’s alright to be alright.

Lucky being not getting tired. I got the Johnson and Johnson vaccine and I was so so tired. I also had just no appetite.

Eret doing an smp tour. And looking at foolish’s builds.

Flickering the switch on the rainbow beacons.

Eret just knowing where everything is.

Kinoko is super pretty. Just for the aesthetic value of the kingdom I appreciate it.

Yeet. Just defenestrated himself out the window.

Oh? Spectator fly over the smp?

That would be really neat to like. Watch in VR. I think I’ve only used VR maybe twice.

Pretty Rainbow beacons.

The nurse who gave me my vaccine hid the needle from me because I mentioned to her that I was afraid of needles. It wasn’t a big deal at all.

30 minutes till I attempt sleep. Woo.

Goose my beloved. Someone make the gif because I’m not quite sure how to make it.

Oh yeah. Goose in Marvel. I hear MCU and think Minecraft cinematic universe. Not marvel.

Ghibli is so nice. It really romanticize small moments of life.

Yeah the characters are all really supportive in Ghibli movies.

Someone subbed for nine months “that’s enough to make a child” -Eret

That mansion is like a maze. I’m so lost already.

Everyone encouraging Eret and telling her she looks pretty. Good.

Eret needs all the hype and encouragement.

Antarctic empties flag. Yeah it does have a similar color pallet.

Michelle! Hello!

Fortress work. Nice.

Do it. I’ll listen the Eret play other games.

I don’t usually watch game play for non Minecraft games. But I’ll listen to it all.

Hbomb and Eret living in the same city feels like two worlds that shouldn’t meet. But it’s awesome that they have.

TOS means against twitches terms of service. Nice. Glad to finally have an explanation of what that means.

Look at our handsome and pretty streamer. All the hype.

I keep turning down the stream to hear the show my mama has on because I’m curious about what happens.

Yeah. Backseat gaming can be annoying. That’s part of why I share my thoughts here just in case I do start backseat gaming.

Almost to the sub goal. Hooray!

Ooo food.

No no. I see where they are coming from. Eret does give a bit of cat bus vibes. I can’t explain it but the vibes are there.

Creeper causing issues at the fortress.

Ed Sheepran my beloved.

I should draw more ferrets. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe I’ll draw us doing stuffs.

Actually I kinda want to make a little animatic of some heels walking across the screen followed by a hoard of ferrets. I think it’ll look cool. But I need the artistic ability and the ability to not scream making that.

Woop. Ad time. Off to the void of where ever the ads game me.

OH THE NEW VOID LOOKS COOL!

Bread. Flowers. Ted. Crown. And of course Eret.

We V O I D and get our streamer bits.

Hush the chat is V O I D and the occasional emoji or emote.

The void being centered looks good. Maybe that’s just the symmetry speaking but it’s good.

Oh. We hear the being. The being in void mode. And spooky mode.

Chat just starts yelling corpse.

Hydration. I try to stay hydrated. But I fail often if I’m not doing something active.

Tree!

Casually makes and snags tree.

Eret does read chat often. It’s strange. And it is weird how often it ends up being you.

You can tell I’m a tumblr peep. I may say stuff in chat but I’m fully not expecting or wanting to be noticed by the streamer.

Others hitting darkness o’clock and saying goodnight.

It’s sleep to the stream hours y’all. Whoop.

I need to visit the parks out west. I’ve only really seen the eastern US ones. But I have been to the Great Smokey Mountain park which is gorgeous.

Eret thinking of his friends triggers when naming his cat.

Eret’s builds are so casually pretty. Not like Foolish’s which are intricately pretty. Not like Phil’s or Sam’s which are complicated pretty. All pretty. Just different breeds of pretty.

Alrighty. It’s sleepy hours for me. As much as I love Eret I want to read some fanfiction and daydream a bit before I head to sleep.

Have a good rest everyone and may all your coming meals be delicious.

Wait no is it our turn with goose?

OUR TURN WITH GOOSE!

Eret honey that’s the ceiling.

Cat stream. Cat stream.

Sleepy kitty. A cat cam would be good.

Yeah. That happens with cats. Especially strays.

Goose captured the computer mouse.

Goose straight up chose Eret and Elaina.

Goose really just chose not to leave.

Oh my stream connection is acting sad. But I want Goose content.

I want to draw Goose now.

Maybe I’ll do water color for Goose. I know I tried to do that with Boots (Fundy’s cat)

Hopefully there will be some Goose face screenshots I can see. Maybe I can see him well in the Tiktok.

Artists just violently refusing payment. Sounds about right. The MCYT artists just kinda go “yeah give credit and we cool”

Cowboy cat. Nice.

I want to paint Goose in the cowboy hat.

Hype train! That we are zooming.

Bucket sponge?

WATER BUCKET FROM WET SPONGE! Tiktok people giving all the cool info.

Go Goose. Catch the computer mouse and the screen mouse.

Just sitting here at 11:30 at night getting screen shots of Goose for painting purposes.

Goose please. Look at the camera babe.

My phone is dying. And I can’t charge it and type.

Alright the camera is off the cat. The cat is also blocking the screen.

But no cat on camera means I’m getting some sleep. If I do any of the projects I’ve mentioned I’ll let y’all know.

Have a good rest everyone.

[enderspawn]

🎵 Schlatt? 🥺🥺🥺

Hrrrmgmgn alrighty I got some good good songs I think fit

Dead Inside – Younger Hunger

Thank God That I’m Not You – Himalayas

Jesus Christ – Brand New

more stuff under the read more

okay so listen….. ive had a lot of Thoughts recently abt the Bad Dynamic between schlatt and quackity so I tried NOT to make it all abt that but… listen it’ll be Included jfkdlsjf FOR EXAMPLE SONG ONE

“Hey pretty baby with the sun in your eye You make feel like I'm up in the sky I wanna tell you, wanna make you mine”

“Hey pretty baby, can you feel that heat? You got me twitching to the edge of my seat I take your hand, lead you out to the street”

Mans is flirting, what abt it JFKDLSJFKL

“I’m all talk with a thorn in my side I've got a real big heart That I'm willing to hide You ask me what I want from life I said to make a lot of money And feel dead inside”

OKAY SO the first line? Is true. Schlatt IS all talk, man. he talks big shit but we all saw that in the end it doesn’t mean anything bc he cant back it up. Also, he did (I think) still genuinely care for those who were with him for a long time, like quackity and fundy (ESPECIALLY fundy. Mans didn’t know he was a spy until the final confrontation). But in the end he didn’t do enough for the ppl to put them first, he wanted his power and addiction. Also schlattcoin reference w making money go brrrrrrrr

“To tell you that Your golden hair and pale blue eyelids Make me feel like I might go wild Cheetah print makes me a liar So I tell you I just like you for your smile”

Hohohohooo okay this one is fun bc you can honestly interpret it in many ways based on how you think schlatt viewed his relationship w quackity. “Cheetah print makes me a liar, so I tell you I just like you for your smile” is this abt him gassing quackity up and faking their whole relationship in order to use quackity for his power/votes (thus lying abt liking him for something ABT HIM) or is this an admission of guilt abt him lying abt only liking quackity for his power/votes/”smile” when in reality he cared more than he really expressed?? Honestly you can take it EITHER WAY like bruhhhh its GOOD

OKAY NEXT SONG THIS ONE IS JUST A BANGER VILLIAN SONG PROB @WILBUR TO TAUNT HIM

“I'm a coward, I'm a freak The scum of the earth A liar and a cheat But I could be so much worse”

Okay so. One: Hes a coward bc in the end he doesn’t fight his own battles. Even when confronted WITH a battle he died of a damn HEART ATTACK. Two: he’s a freak could be about him being a ram hybrid (bc dream smp has a furryphobia problems JFKDLSJFK) Three: “a liar and a cheat” he lied his way into the smp and lmanberg by saying he would endorse pog2020 then didn’t, then he “cheated” his way into WINNING by pooling his votes w swag2020.

“You could call me narcissistic You could say I'm of no worth You could call me the scorn of Satan But I could be so much worse”

So im not gonna go into the narcissistic line bc idk if he would apply at all and having an abusive villain be someone w a personality disorder is uhhhh. Kinda Fucky! Anyway fjdkslajfk, goats are often considered a symbol of satan so like…. Eyes emoji

The chorus is LITERALLY just him bashing Wilbur. He KNOWS he’s a piece of shit and he doesn’t care that he is, and he’s using it to push Wilbur further down his spiral. Yeah, sure, he’s awful, but at least he’s not Wilbur

“I'm such a sinner And I have been since birth Full of greed and full of lust But I could be so much worse”

Mans has greed for power (not only getting the presidential role but also expanding lmanberg’s territory) and…... listen that man would NOT stop talking abt quackity’s ass. Full of lust, babey.

“You say I'm hedonistic And a bit too extrovert Described as positively sadistic But I could be so much worse”

The hedonistic line is fun bc hedonism is indulging in pleasures, which I choose to interpret to be about his alcoholism. He throws himself fully into it bc it makes him feel better, ESP as more people leave him.

LAST SONG POG (I didn’t mean for this to be the longest analysis yet jfkdsfjl)

So this one is the most… sympathetic? Idk it just. The vibes. Its contemplative of someone dying and realizing they’ve fucked up a lot. Listen just…. Consider

“Jesus Christ, that's a pretty face The kind you'd find on someone that could save If they don't put me away Well, it’ll be a miracle”

Hhhhhhhhh quackity and schlatt brainrot go brrrrrr. He KNOWS he’s fucked up, he’ll be “put away” which could be killed or exiled.

“Do you believe you're missing out? That everything good is happening somewhere else But with nobody in your bed The night's hard to get through”

EVERYTHING GOOD IS HAPPENING SOMEWHERE ELSE. Everyone left him. His (ex)husband, his secretary of state, even fundy. He’s falling apart bc of it.

“And I will die all alone And when I arrive I won’t know anyone”

Schlatt was the first person to be fully canon dead. He WAS alone, in the afterlife

“Well, Jesus Christ, I’m alone again So what did you do those three days you were dead? 'Cause this problem's gonna last More than the weekend”

He drove away EVERYONE. The issue’s gonna last more than the weekend bc it simply cant be fixed. ALSO if you want this not from schlatt’s view, you could see it being that “the problem” is schlatt INFLUENCE. Those closest to him are still traumatized from what he did, Wilbur is GONE entirely and stuck as a shell of himself because of schlatt’s exile. These issues last.

Okay as the song gets more religious ill prob stop analyzing as much bc I do NOT have the authority nor brainpower to go into religious symbolism in this song NOR dream smp right now, but like. Its there if yall wanna go buckwild

“Do I divide and pull apart? 'Cause my bright is too slight to hold back all my dark”

In short, schlatt knows he’s fucked up. He doesn’t know what’ll happen when he dies but he knows that he’s done more bad that good so…. Hell time baby JFKLDSJFKL

“I know you're coming in the night like a thief But I’ve had some time, O Lord, to hone my lying technique”

Ill be real I don’t have good analysis for this line it just makes my brain go brrrrr and I want yall to look at it

“I know you think that I’m someone you can trust But I’m scared I’ll get scared and I swear I’ll try to nail you back up”

Once again ignoring the religious context, in short its “I know you think you can trust me and help me but im scared ill just hurt you again instead” and. Hrrm. No one really trusted him near the end sure but like. Hrm. Thoughts Time.

ANYWAY SORRY THIS IS SO LONG THANK YOU FOR READING HERES A BONUS SONG FOR SCHLATT AND QUACKITY

Curses – The Crane Wives