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" somewhere in the course, there's a jump that you won't survive "
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is it me or did someone asked Techno to name his sword "coochie slayer" in a stream or was it a dream
let me check real qui-
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meanwhile in an alternative timeline
what are the chance that the name made it in to the twitter poll
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sorry this is so fucking funny. "They're really hard selling it" 😭
this is exactly what I was talking about
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so funny to me that the universal response to being given a cake in minecraft seems to be "aw thanks but im not hungry so you have to beat me to death"
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anyway, this place looks... serene...
(ss taken by me from the dsmp world download)
wss / dteam fans dni
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Today, I bring you Technoblade art. Tomorrow? Probably more Technoblade art.
Somehow I did this whole thing in less than an hour lol
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Fit: Oh yeah, the great outdoors! All we need is a can of beans, and we'll have a good time.
Phil: There's two empty seats, I can't remember what– who they're for though. [Snorts then leans off-screen and laughs]
Fit: [Slowly realizes what Phil said] ...No. No. No. No! No! NO! WE ARE NOT DOING THIS RIGHT NOW! WE ARE NOT DOING THIS, PHIL. Ok? We are not doing this.
Sneeg: Do you wanna talk about it...?
Phil: [Continues laughing]
Fit: No man, this- this man thinks trauma is funny. He thinks trauma is funny– He thinks interpersonal emotional trauma is funny! Yeah, we're all laughing, Phil. We're all laughing. Yeah– [Monotone voice] "Hahaha! So funny." So funny. So funny.
Sneeg: Alright, bro. Why don't you go–
Fit: Gaslight girlboss, right? Yeah, that's what we do, that's what we do.
Phil: Oh my god– [Exhales and laughs] That tickled me, that was a good one. Uh, right–
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Phil: “This place sucks. This place sucks. I hate Antarctica so much. It’s so shit. Nothing can spawn here, dude. Fuck, It’s just a death- death zone.
Also Phil: “But it’s home 🥺”
Bonus from Techno: “It’s terrible but it’s home. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!”
Source: Taking over the world
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Well I *was* trying to work on more Minecraft crows… but instead I drew out a silly little comic of Phil giving a Basalt Delta Crow a bath 🧼
Poor buddies,,, As their name implies, they’re from the Basalt Deltas of the Nether, so they’re covered in ash & soot 24/7. Meaning, they’ve never actually seen what they look like without all that powder covering their bodies.
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