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I really wish the Monster Hunter team had put like 3% more thought into their biggest story ever. Or at least had literally any kinkster proofread it. Like...
There is this mysterious substance all over the land, and it's somehow connected to everything that makes the world function. This substance is later revealed to be milk.
There are monsters that have been specifically engineered to be unable to drink anything but milk, and the milk has hypnotic powers on those monsters, to some degree. The monsters are covered with milk and sustained by nothing but milk, and are made big and strong and scary thanks to the milk.
There was one monster that was sick of the milk and decided to hork down some meat instead, which is shown on screen as him gobbling down giant cocks (chickens). This monster goes insane from not having milk, and ends up having to be put down.
As previously mentioned, an ancient civilization pumped the milk through the entire world. The milk controls the seasons, and the very balance of nature itself. The milk made these people godlike, and their entire civilization was centered around their milky powers.
The final boss went to the source of the milk and started to take from it directly. This made it ascend into an angelic form, covered in milk and made extremely powerful. As you continue to beat the ever living milk out of it, it's slowly becomes more corrupted.
Please tell me this does not read like smut?
#monster hunter#mhwilds#mhwilds spoilers#whyyyyy did they do this?#it just gets worse as it goes and idk how to deal with that#even just one little name change and it's 80% fine but it just completely lost seriousness the second they went from wylk to milk
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"this is canon!!" "that's only fanon!!"- WHO GIVES A FUCKKKK CANON IS A SOUP BABES. AND IM THROWING IT OUT OF THE WINDOW. THE ONLY THING THATS CANON IS THE BROKEN WINDOW WHERE I THREW OUT THE SOUP.
#dc#dc comics#batman#im so tired of “UM BUT ACTUALLY (insert character here) IS A TERRIBLE PERSON BC ITS CANON THAT THEY DID THIS THING” and#“THIS ISNT CANON (insert character here) THATS THE TUMBLERISED FANON VERSION AND I HATE THEM”#like i do not caaaaare#pull from whatever you want whether it be comics or movies or your own brain or fanon who gives a fuck!!!! seriously!!!!#this was partially inspired by the absolute hatred i see for 'fanon Tim' or 'tumblrised Tim' bc like. why do you care. if you dont like#the way that people characterise him go read something else... or write your own stuff.... like whyyyyy#ugh this fandom is a constant war istg#tim drake#ember.txt
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ok google voltron legendary defender season 6 episode 5 the black paladins free online watch where
#vld#vld fanart#kuron vld#voltron#clone shiro#my art#kuronposting#(i did this whole thing with just the lasso tool bc uh um. bc i like tormenting myself apparently. so many layers.............. by god..)#originally i also wanted to include keith somewhere in the bg but ehhhhhh im too lazy. just imagine hes there.#also i think the face on this one turned out p good. i think i did an okay job of staying true to his in-show face shape for once:)#i usually kinda struggle w that im sure you noticed lmaooo at least this time i tried#tho i do like the way i draw him n other clones normally! its just nice to try something diffrent once in a while#also yea he is leaning nonchalantly on a clone pod. just wanted to point it out bc i had fun doin the glass effects w the lasso tool#also also the arm design he gets for like five seconds in the episode is sooooo annoying to drawwww its so complex WHYYYYY#so i kinda just did whatever. eyeballed it even
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the cunt-o-meter is showing readings of astronomical proportions
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hello.
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*deep inhale*
KEEFITZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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what's a keefitz...?
I don't think I've ever heard of such a thing :( sorrryyyy /j
anyways wanna see this cool drawing I made of a certain two characters? :3 !!
#help why is the image quality so bad tumblr stop mess stuff up it looks fine in ibis paint#ignore my keefe design I don't usually draw him like that i've been drawing too many girls#anyways sorry fitz you don't get a face because I'm lazy :((#i don't feel like writing....#...IN THE TEXT THAT IS#I will now proceed to do this in the tags because I'm silly like that :3#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc#keefe sencen#fitz vacker#keefitz#my art#anyways I apologize for the formatting andQualityTumblr has a 30 tag 140 character limit (around 20 words) and hates commas so this was pai#“Keefe… wake up— love. We have to go to foxfire.” Fitz nudges Keefe. He yawns—before continuing to nest himself like an annoying puppy.#They’re sitting— or rather in Keefe’s case laying on Fitz’s floor in his room. Keefe bites his lip— rolling his eyes. “I’m sleepy.”HeMumble#running fingers in Fitz’s hair— messing it up.Fitz's heart skips a beat— freezing.“Let me rest…”Keefe continues.oh..They’re going to be lat#Fitz shoots him a dirty look and Keefe finally relents— sitting up and propping his back against Fitz’s. “Fine. fine.” he huffs. “I’m up.”#He looks up at Fitz glaringly. “Keefe love— don’t look at me like that.” Fitz mutters— pursing his lips together. “You’re such a mess.”#Keefe stiffens–Fitz looks in concern. “...I am—aren’t I?” “Keefe— I didn’t mean it like—”“No.It's true.” Keefe stands up softly asking“Why?#“Why what?” Fitz looks at the boy confused. “Why did you say yes?” Keefe whispers. “When I asked you to be my boyfriend?”#there were a hundred thousand signs—fifty thousand in one direction—fifty thousand the going the other. A hundred thousand signs...#..each telling him to say no... ...and Fitz still chose yes. There's a pause now before Fitz breathes. He holds Keefe close. Fitz is warm.#“Because I love you.” Fitz says softly sadly when Keefe doesn't know it. “...how?” “You're not unlovable Keefe.” beat. “Fitz..?” “...yeah?”#Fitz holds his breath. “Kiss me.” Keefe tells him and Fitz exhales. The boy turns bright red- leaning in and catching Keefe's mouth in his#And oh. Keefe is so-so beautiful.The way he loves. But isn't everything is?The way he hurts-laughs-lives.Keefe smiles. Fitz smiles. HELL YE#I HATE BEING CONCISE AUGH THE GRAMMAR IM DYING IM OUT OF TAAGS FORMATING WAS PAIN AND I WANNA WRITE MORE SOBS IM AN IDIOT WHYYYYY
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Instead of drawing the OCs, I have fallen into a pixel fever and started agressively making mods for Stardew Valley. Whoops :'D
Anyways, if anyone wants a taller, cuter horse with some absolutely baller animations (if I do say so myself), go get it on nexus!
Have a preview of the animations!
#stardew valley#stardew valley mod#stardew valley horse#jelly art#yeah!#also I've started like#6 other mods????#that's a lot????#why did I do this to myself#why is pushing pixels around the most fun I've ever had#whyyyyy#I believe I'll make some other horse colors today#I'll upload it as soon as I figure out the code
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I am so normal about Pearl and Scar I am so normal about Pearl and Scar I am so normal about Pearl and Scar I am so normal about Pearl and Scar I am so nor-
#pearlescentmoon#gtwscar#secret life#trafficblr#GODDAMMIT#WHATS THEIR NAAAAAAMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!#DO THEY HAVE A DUO NAME AT LEAST. I AM GOING TO SCREAM HERE#I DIDNT THINK A NEW DUO WOULD COME OUTTA SL THAT WOULD TAKE OVER MY MIND BUT HERE WE ARE#theyre so special to me i am gonna SCREAM!!!!!!!!!#bo don't look#gtws#goodtimeswithscar#FUUUCKKKKJJNN WHYYYYY BRAIIIIIINNNNNN WHY DID YOU LATCH ONTO THEMMMMM THERE'S NOTHINGG AROUNDDD#THIS IS PAIN#carime rambles
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MAN I'm seriously so sad about season 2. Bc I wish act 2 had the same emotional impact on me as it appears to have on so many others. But rn I'm just somewhere between unable to care and actively annoyed by some of those writing decisions. Seriously the more I think about it the less I like it.
#act 3 come through please 🙏#I don't think it can salvage some of the things I have contentions with but still... please...#don't ask me about the silco vander flashback with jinxs + vis mom#or the bizzare choice to do so much of the storytelling through this weird music video format they've got going on#completely stripping it of the weight these plot beats could've had if they were... normal scenes#and also missing the point of how the music was used in season 1 and what made it so effective#bc it was complementary to instead of replacing the storytelling#seriously don't ask me about these things I will spontaneously implode on the spot#whyyyyy would they recontextualize season 1 like this with that flashback#to me it kind of ruins the character dynamics and themes in s1. it just makes me so sad you have no idea#also what even are they doing with Jinx rn for real#aaarghhhh just... so many things that are making me scratch my head#also I'm so terribly sorry but I could not care less about Isha sorry lol#like i get that its sad conceptually but she was such a non-character that i struggle to feel impacted at all#same with sky tbh. i thought her role in s1 was alright but there is so much emotional weight put on her now#in terms of her relationship to Viktor but that was barely established so it's weird to have her around#and clearly you're supposed to care but they haven't given me much reason to#isha and sky were non-characters just there to die to further the development of other characters#they didn't really have anything going on on their own and that's just a type of character and plot device that does nothing for me#also i thought the war between zaun and piltover + internal struggles in zaun bc silcos gone would be the main focus#but that stuff seems so sidetracked rn#also sorry i dont like what they did with vander and warwick either. that man should've stayed dead lol#it honestly just makes his death feel less impactful and i dont know what this is supposed to do for the story or the themes???#that just feels like a pointless plotline that is taking up time that could've been spent on other things#i just... i could go on like this for a while like there are so many things that just puzzle me#it's so weird considering how tight and thematically consistent season 1 was#let's see where act 3 goes but... i kinda have a bad feeling about it ngl#obv im glad others are enjoying it and this is just my opinion! also a lot of this are probs just my personal tastes anyway#arcane spoilers
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I still really feel for Emma, shes really good as and despite being a character that is an Example of the Circumstances. So much so, that I really hope she does find happiness. Somehow.
#dee p thoughts#link click#it kills me IT KILLS MEEEEEEEEEE#I know its likely not gonna happen but WHAT IFFFFF#THE FACT THAT SHE /WAS/ TALKED DOWN SHE WAS GOING TO KEEP PURSUING LIFE SHE WAS FLAWED BUT IT WOULDVE BEEN SO MEANINGFUL IF SHE OVERCAME#AND SHE DID!!! SHE WAS GOING TO!!!!! BUT THEN...AHHHHHHHHHH#if we could just start back from the beginning...#TIANCHEN YOU DIDNT NEED TO DO ALL THAT WHYYYYY#one of the things I really cant forgive him for despite everything because just. WHY......... 😭
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I miss love at twilight so much, but I need to focus on whumptober
I want to draw the next chapter for lbl, but I need to focus on whumtpober
AAAAUGH
#I have no regrets doing this challenge#I mean it’s a challenge for a reason#but gosh dang is it challenging me#WHYYYYY did I choose to do art for this whyyyyy#don’t make me go to school and work tomorrow 😭😭#smiles rambles#I’m glad I’m getting these ideas out of the way#and hey writing this much helps improve me so I can’t complain#but I’m gonna complain#<<says the person who literally did this to herself
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FIX-IT AO3 AUTHORS!!!! MAKE SDR 15 GOOD, AND MY SOUL IS YOURS
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Ao3 imposing rate limits and making it harder for people to comment is just somehow making everything worse as a fic author. I know it's to combat spam but putting barriers up for legitimate people who are willing to comment is just really a bummer.
If you battle through to comment on fics people know the authors appreciate it SO MUCH.
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PUNCHES A WALL. CHARLIE YOU DIDNT HAVE TO ACT OUT GETTING YOUR DICK SUCKED. WHYD YOU MAKE YOUR EYELASHES FLUTTER DUDE. i fucking hate schlattcicle im getting the clips hang on
#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍#I NEED THEM DEAD. I ACTUALLY HATE THEM#it happened and i just looked at the screen and started yelling WHYYYYY. WHYYY. DID YOU REALLY NEED TO DO THIS?!
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Ohh. Devastation. That was Saavik's fucking Son.
#GENUINELY feeling ill#whyyyyy would they do that#i for real was like oohh yay thats gotta be saavik's husband yippiee finally saavik/spock wedding is dead#but little did i fucking realize#the worst proposition for star trek canon vetoed by NIMOY was being canonized right in front of my eyes#ohhhhhhh i hate it#lets all die
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Peeling and feeding someone an orange slice should be considered foreplay fyi
#I think oral sex is less intimate than that#whyyyyy did he do that rn#we are with his brother and waiting for laundry to dry#and I am panting like a dog#lolol I’m in hell#that was diabolical#should I make Joel do that#or Roman#ffffffuck me
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well i won my second case if anyone cares...
#lol mr miles edgeworth... baby girl... you really wanted to fuck me up. whyyyyy what did i do??? TwT#diaerie#ace attorney
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