#why is there weird stuff in my food?
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razzledazzle-pop · 2 years ago
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“That’s just the way the world works.” Okay but have we considered: maybe it shouldn’t be that way?
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starry-bi-sky · 1 month ago
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bruce and danny being fuckign nerds together,,,, they are being the BIGGEST nerds. geeks. if you will
these losers are color-coding the most inane bullshit. they are making diagrams for things you've never even thought of. they are having the time of their lives
"what are you two doing?"
Danny, sitting criss-cross on a table, hunched over a spread of papers and a bunch of different jello cups, his back is gonna hurt SO much: color-coding jello
Bruce, sitting in a nearby chair, also criss-cross, scribbling on a graph paper: hm [agreeing]
Alfred, already exasperated and SO fond: may i ask why? and on what parameters?
Danny: we're basing it off which flavors are the most mentally stimulating and for which subjects :}
Alfred, SO fond: ah. i see.
Danny, snapping his head over to Bruce and leaning over: wh- no-- no. Buzz, I told you: lemon-flavored jello stays strictly in the 'smelling salts' category--
Bruce, still writing on the graph paper: mn. no.
Danny, nearly sprawled across his back, faux-outraged: strawberry is NOT good for math-- you fucken HEATHEN--! Give me that pen!
Bruce, did that solely to rile up Danny, now trying not to smile: hnm.
#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dpdc#blood blossom au#dpxdc au#i love them your honor. my babies. they're so lovely to me. they mean so much to me. they are the silliest ever#danny is happy to talk about science and weird ghost shit the moment he's comfortable enough to and bruce is happy to listen#he is also fascinated by this whole new field of science and danny is technically and literally the only expert#they are making diagrams and scales and rankings and tiers and bunch of other science stuff i dont know the names of for ghosts#danny. a nerd: do you wanna see the tier scale i made for ghost powers | bruce. also a nerd: yes#danny: do you wanna help me re-categorize the tier scale i made for ghost powers | bruce: y e s#danny: whatcha doing | bruce: hm... making a timeline graph for x murder | danny suddenly vibrating at the speed of light: c a n i h e l p#they are being nerds together. they are being SUCH nerds together. they're making scatter graphs for the transit system#they are cross-referencing the correlation between food regulation laws and the increase of rats in downtown gotham#danny is explaining the intricacies of the cardinal directions in the Zone to bruce because it works differently than in the mortal world#they're coming up with classifications for native ghost zone species and arguing over whether they could fall under mortal animal classes#and it comes with the extra challenge of GIVING these animals mortal names because soulhum isnt translatable or even replicable in the huma#tongue and danny doesnt have any mortal equivalents for the names and he cant speak soulhum thanks to the poison.#so he's trying to describe these animals he's seen in english and then come up with a name for them and THEN classify them.#bruce and danny are having a fucking BLAST. danny is so happy to get to talk to another science nerd about ghost stuff coz as much as he#loves sam and tucker. science is NOT their forte and they were never all that interested in figuring this stuff out with him. they tried bu#he could tell that they just werent as enthusiastic as he was about it. but Bruce is so fascinated and he's keeping up with Danny and its#so relieving. and Bruce meanwhile. mister 'learns everything' is fascinated and so interested in learning about this entirely new dimension#and its animals and creatures. and danny gets so excited talking about it to the point where he's practically glowing. bruce comes up with#an idea or a new suggestion and danny all but lights up bc he hadnt thought of it that way and that is *brilliant* it makes so much sense--#and even if he's wrong Danny is ecstatic to correct and explain *why* it was wrong. like he gets the train of thought but here's why its#wrong and what it is INSTEAD. like he's SO happy to share this with him he's all but floating to the ceiling.
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bunnyboy-juice · 5 months ago
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#bunny rambles#i was “cleared” to go back to work yesterday but she told me i could use the rest of the time also if i wanted/needed#and im using it. but the little corporateanxietybot who lives in my head and tries to make me be a Good Worker[tm] is SCREAMING HER HEAD OFF#cause she thinks my boss/Dad is gonna scream at and hit her for being Lazy#this is a trauma post also um. didnt expect to name her rn but she's screaming and i cant scream back cause she sounds like alarms and those#scare crustywhitedog so i have to calm that one so i don't meltdown#my wife submitted the RTW date for me so like. its okay im actually taking the time and ik this is necessary also bc. it is clearly unwell#that its freaking out because it's gotten a more than a 2 day break for the first time in a year#ik corporateanxietybot has protected me in some ways but. i gotta kill her so bad. maybe H can help me reformat her somehow .....#i also hate her is the thing. she cant hear me rn bc she's just looping in circles alarming but anyway. i hate her. like Me. she's so#capitalismcorebootlicker and i hate that about her and i hate that she exists and i hate that she exists bc my dad raised me to be an#Employee instead of a person 🙃🙃🙃🙃#im not elaborating or explaining any of this. this is a diary entry now#i wish i could click her to kill her like the drones in hardcoded lmao it'd be so much easier. ik she like. lives in the work mode mask as#well which is also HARD bc if im not actively thinking Of work or At work she's nonexistent#but shes so LOUD 🙃🙃 like shut up. we're not gonna explode n die from taking an extra week off you're being dramatic our boss isnt Dad#like he LITERALLY isn't Dad. not even close. he's like the most docile man in the world come on ik they're around the same age and both hve#held authority over u but boss checking in wasnt a trap ur not ab to get caught doing wrong ur fiiiiIIIIIIINE#(also corporateanxietybot is not an adult. she's 15 and terrified but she integrated to my work mask which is the problem cause she makes me#a “phenomenal employee” and also makes me work myself sick when she is given the reigns. little devil on my shoulder except the capitalist#system we live under treats her as a positive thing so she gets positive reinforcement at work which only makes her more anxious 😭 i gotta#talk to H about this next Friday huh. also wow. parts work has made it a lot easier for me to acknowledge these behaviors so i can confront#them easier. weird. strange even. so many parts have gotten names this past month n im realizing also why its been so hard to process stuff#but it also has made me kinder to myself. anyway she turned off (her batteries are low since she's been home for a month too) so im gonna#clean myself up and get some food in me and then get some cleaning done
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capricioussun · 11 months ago
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Not for any particular reason, but chat how would we feel about a uf papyrus / general underfell focused magma on monday? Would that be nice?
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ambrosykim · 10 months ago
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i never realised how poor i was until i got a job lol
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cidnangarlond · 2 months ago
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what if you wanted to wake up from your horrific dream of being an anime girl in a gorey anime who lived a time loop of being tortured and killed relentlessly by the one person who loved her (this was not higurashi somehow) but god said no you're going to see your skin ripped off and then watch yourself get vacuumed up. yeah all of you. yeah the dream ends once it gets to your eyes and brain. like fucking christ man alright
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crueclown22 · 7 months ago
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i think just ripping and tearing and just completely destroying until something is completely and utterly unrecognizable would fix me.
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r3golith2 · 1 year ago
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Food is such a sensory nightmare.
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quinn-pop · 2 years ago
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she was a diver, she was a diva, can i make it any more obvious
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david-watts · 8 months ago
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I think at this point I'm immune to gaslighting like fucking try me. don't say 'I haven't rearranged the pantry' when you have, actually, and made a massive fuss about it
#further evidence that I need to leave this fucking house because oh GOD I literally can't have anything#I can't! packets of curry? gone! we don't need that when we have fucking keen's curry powder#which is not the same thing and also I hate that stuff because it gets used as an ingredient in the worst dishes known to man#this man at least.#I bought some batter mix packets to spice up when I do cook katsu and those have gone. pak choy? gone.#anyway so I think 'well can't cook what I was going to' and so I go to try and make something else only to discover food encrusted#onto everything I touch. it's all greasy too. it's disgusting. and I can't say anything about it because it's my fault apparently#like it's my fault for not washing up that everything's dirty. WHY CAN'T YOU WASH UP??? WHY IS IT MY FAULT#I an't say anything because they just deny deny deny and blame ME. and say 'nothing can be your fault can it'#well if it's very fucking obviously NOT MY FAULT. of COURSE it's not! dodging the blame at every opportunity because it's just nicer#if it's the cockup dropout grandson that you don't like.#I'm already quite upset because I feel like I'm in trouble for having needed new clothes since nobody actually wants to stop the dog#from eating mine. like if you didn't want to have to spend money don't fucking. stand there whenever you see her steal things#and don't randomly open my door to snoop because I know you do that. I've seen you do it. it's fucking weird#anyway don't lie to my face and call me crazy when I know that you're lying. you've done this too much for me to fall for it
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hollowsart · 2 years ago
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I went to bed with the spinning room effect, and I am still having that effect after getting up.. what the heck.
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gender-euphowrya · 11 months ago
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it's really baffling to me that when i tell people i don't eat veggies they're like "THEN WHAT DO YOU EAT" like. do you not know about the other food groups. have you exclusively been eating carrots and leaves like a bugs bunny
#you don't need to be fucking sherlock holmes to figure out that it's. well. everything else#meat. dairy. pasta/rice/potatoes that kinda thing.#like people treat me like a fucking alien for my food tastes like can you really not picture in your head a meal without vegetables#are you that fucking turnip-pilled#it's not that deep#like the doc i saw today looked at me like i was sprouting tentacles when i said i don't eat tomatoes#like... yeah i'll eat tomato-based stuff like tomato sauce & all but not just plain tomato#i still don't get How people eat tomato like it's so slimy yeurch#like it's not me having the fuss levels of a 5 year old who doesn't waaaanna eat his peaaaaas#it's. my brain cannot even conceptualize vegetables as food. i KNOW that's what they are but i don't have the ''oh ! edible thing'' reactio#like you hand me a bowl of salad and a bowl of rocks and i'll find them equally unappetizing. gun to my head i wouldn't eat either#i don't know ! i don't know why ! is it autism ! is it arfid ! is it something else ! is it just arbitrary tastes !#WHO CARES ?#that's the way i work and the way i've always worked and fuuuuck i Don't care about changing it#i don't think i can in any case. not to the extent people expect me to. i'm doing my best#so what if i get fat and die at 50 i'm here for a good time not a long one#i'd rather die young and have lived life according to my rules than die old and have restricted myself & forced myself to do stuff i hate#who gives a fuck i'm not having kids anyway i won't have a bunch of people relying on me living old for shit so whatev#people hear about vegans who only eat vegetables and are like Yeah i understand that#but say you eat anything Except vegetables and suddenly it's an extremely weird diet and i must be some kind of crayfish from mars
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disneyprincessdxminatrix · 1 year ago
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people in those cooking reels on my instagram explore page always cut off such big chunks of the strawberry when removing the leaves 😭
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fabdante · 2 years ago
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idk if anyone's getting my asks bc tumblr is ✨️like that✨️ but anyway for the fanfic ask game-
7, 42, and 46
ok ok so hi! hi, very late to answer this because tumblr did not send these to me until today, several months later? but its ok because i have the ask now and i tracked down the meme in question! thank you for sending these in!!
a link to the fan fic ask game!
7. Any worldbuilding you’re particularly proud of?
In some ATLA stuff I've been working on, I've been enjoying adding some more West Asia to things. There's not a lot of West Asian/North African influence on the show, but it's there (particularly with the Sand Benders) and I think it's fun to explore and add some more nuance to! Particularly because in both shows the Sand Benders are not really...presented with any nuance.
So I've been having fun adding more West Asia to the Earth Kingdom, particularly foods and different little cultural things here and there to bring more of that influence in! Especially because I think large parts of the fandom don't realize like...that this stuff is already in the show, that West Asia is part of Asia, and perhaps we would like to be presented as a little more then 'those horrible evil irredeemable desert people who stole Appa'.
(I also answered this one back in May with a somewhat different answer if you want to check that out!)
42. Have you ever received a comment that particularly stood out to you for whatever reason?
I also answered this in May but I have a new answer.
Since this ask was sent I posted my fic An Inexact Science and all the comments there were very sweet and kind however I also got this one bot that kills me:
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Like....what does this mean asdfghjk is this good or bad?
46. Do you prefer writing on your phone or on a computer (or something else)? Do you think where you write affects the way you write?
I'm really really bad at typing on my phone (like can barely make it through a word without one typo at least bad) so I use my computer most of the time. I have also been extremely won over by Scrivener as it fits in perfectly with my typical writing process that I've had since I first started writing on the computer in like...middle school.
With art and writing I tend to start many projects at once and jump rapidly between them. Either due to not wanting to write a certain part, feeling like writing a certain mood or ship or character, or feeling a sudden burst of inspiration for something. So Scrivener definitely enables me to write this way due to how it's set up for you to write different things in sections and flip between them easily. All of my one shots are in one document and I just file through them accordingly. If a one shot gets too big though, I make it's own document for ease of editing and flipping between parts! If I didn't write on my computer I definitely wouldn't do this, it'd be a lot more work I think.
However I do sometimes write on my phone, mostly exclusively if I'm away from my computer and have an idea I NEED to get down. Ironically, sometimes this is some of my most fun stuff, probably because it's the type of writing that I just need to get out and that stuff is always the coolest I think.
thank you again for sending this ask!! and I'm sorry it took me until now to get to it I have no idea why it never sent and then decided to now like...several months later! But it was a delight to find!! (and I hope you don't mind me tagging you @judging-seahorse I just want to make sure you see that I finally saw this asdfghjkl)
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keeps-ache · 7 days ago
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so like over a month ago i got this mousse cup from the store and was looking forward to it. put it in the fridge, aand Immediately forgot about it for like a week and a half until i was having a bad day and was like 'oh i have that mousse when i get home at least!!'. got home, ransacked the fridge, my mousse. Gone. my mouuuusse
anyway still haunted by that 👍
#just me hi#no idea why i'm thinking abt this rn. my mousse#oh it's cuz i stole some of my dad's cookies he left on the seat of his car. his blunder tbh#what is with people eating my shit though 😭 'keeps that happens to everybody. you Just did it to your dad' yea. but i'm complaining jksjfjd#steal my stuff from the friiidge and my deeeesk and my just straight up plate right in front of my eyesss and also my hands#at some point you gotta realize it's not working out playing defensive and you just let it happen man jfksjfj#i live with a pack of seagulls. no offense to the seagulls#no but why did it take up until the last like. 3 years for people to start asking like the hell man 😭#i have been being robbed all this time and you're telling me you know how to do that thing? girl we already had a sustem here what are you#doing sit down#and now it's weird if they ask and i haven't said 'don't touch my stuff' cuz why are we doing this. what happened to food pvp#/i'll be real rn idk what the hell i'm even talking about right now i am 1) tired 2) my eyes are lowkey burning lmao 3) tired so jkdjjsjsks#i think i was thinking about mousse but now i'm just ruminating on the robberies#also thing that is the ragebait of my existence is - cuz i like to save my favorite parts for last - someone asks for some fo your food#Right as your about to finish. man do you understand how this is a logistical nightmare or what. 5000 meteors to your location#//okay i need to stop think about frogs. with hats#righto TOODLES lmao o/
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fingertipsmp3 · 19 days ago
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I’m not vegan at all but some people are truly soooo fucking weird about vegan food and I don’t understand it in the slightest
#my manager is like aggressively trying to get as many people into our cafe as possible so we serve a lot of vegan friendly stuff#probably 50% of the cake is vegan and most of the sandwiches are at least vegetarian and we can obviously do plant based drinks#and a few gluten free things (gluten is harder because it sticks to stuff)#and honestly i really like serving the vegans. yeah our plant based milk machine takes a really long time and is kinda the bane#of my existence; but i find that vegans are usually more understanding about stuff like that and less likely to give me trouble#and it’s nice seeing them excited about how much stuff they can eat there#but there’s some people…… honestly not to stereotype but it is mostly middle aged white men. who are SO weird about vegan food#they literally act like i’m telling them there’s arsenic in the food#‘was it the salted caramel brownie you wanted or the vegan one?’ ‘ugh it’s VEGAN?! no i don’t want it anymore’#like okay jesus. fuck. sorry. why? it’s just a plain brownie#sorry that the only one we’ve got that’s milk and egged up has salted caramel#or the guy earlier!! i was making him a soya milk cappuccino so god only knows why he behaved in this way#but i said ‘do you want vegan chocolate sprinkles on that?’ (specifying that they’re vegan bc chocolate powder often has milk in it.#and i assumed he was vegan because HE WAS ORDERING A SOYA MILK DRINK so i was trying to be like hey. this is something you can ingest)#and he was like ‘ugh no not if it’s vegan’ SIIIIIR it’s literally just cocoa powder oh my GOD why are you weird#do you know what soya milk isssssssss do you know it’s from a bean. do you know what veganism is#why do you seemingly want your cocoa powder to contain milk and or eggs and or MEAT#is it some sort of association with veganism and woke? like what is it#or is it just that they assume vegan food has no flavour. bc that’s categorically not true#i often pick vegan options bc they’re seasoned better than the meat lmao#and i’m a big tofu eater because it’s shelf stable; easy to cook; safe to eat raw (not that i ever do but it’s nice to know i really can’t#fuck up); and as long as you have a good sauce with it you’re basically golden#i truly don’t get why some people are so scared of vegan food. it makes you look pathetic i’m sorry#we know now that you don’t need eggs and milk to make a decent cake so why are you stressed#personal
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