#why are you the way that you are?

[sluttylittlenewsboy]

Tw: little venty

Sometimes I really miss my old best friend, at least, I think I do, and then I remeber how I told them I was in love with them and they told me that they loved people being in love with them instead of saying they lived me back and I don't really miss them anymore

[alildude]

fighting the urge to respond “you’re fucking annoying” to a family members text message

[antonella934]

have you ever known a girl that has like such “pick me” behavior BUT just not enough for you to call her out on it? Like she is there, she is on the verge of it, she is saying all this pick me girl stuff but in a way that is SO SUBTLE THAT YOU CAN’T REALLY CALL HER OUT ON IT. You just have to live with it and it’s like a rock in your shoe

[beyondplusultra]

a treasure chest, but when you open it there’s nothing but me in fetal position

[scopicsage]

Why is it that I’m frugal when it comes to bare necessities, but when I see natural hair care products I drop a thousand dollars like-

[kmp78]

*On the way home, must stop at Costco and remember to buy laundry detergent, and a jumbo pack of Trojans, and some tofu if it´s on sale OH AND ALSO BEFORE I FORGET...”

Seriously.

“I just remembered we´re actually coming back here to play a headlining show”.

You know, just off the top of my head. 😒

(Thanks to @spilledyhattea who ONCE AGAIN delivered the goodies!)

[thewigmaster]

I ask myself this everyday.

[notmoreflippingelves]

I feel like we as a fandom haven’t really taken the time to fully process and appreciate just how Extra™ Flamby’s plan in “The Penitent Man” was..  (Spoilers below the cut for those who aren’t caught up yet)

His plan was essentially:

1. Frame himself for murder 

2.  Get himself sentenced to death

3. Find the rare religious artifact that has not been seen for hundreds of years and may not even be there anymore

4. Specifically find the thing in the five minutes before he is executed

5. Find some way for Father Brown to tag along, so they can have bro-time.

[thatsoneforamerica]

When I Meet Someone Who Is Bigoted And Refuses To Change

[dontcallmeannabanana]

This morning I woke up with Love Shack stuck in my head. I haven't heard that song in like 10 years, but it's been stuck in my head all day and it won't go away. Make it stop. Blah.

[sinofcats]

Step 1: Put lemon and salt in beer. Step 2: Rub eyes. Step 3: Regret. (My friend):

[dappledexposures]

I hate...so much about the things you choose to be

[electricocelot]

Lightwood Brothers

The relationship between Christopher and Thomas is basically every relationship I have in my life omf they are beautiful

[garysoldman]

[dontcallmeannabanana]

My great aunt is a huge Donald Trump supporter and I find that terrifying on so many levels. I wish my grandmother were still here to talk some sense into her. Her Facebook page is so disturbing. I can't take one more post of her saying "keep doing what you're doing" to that fucking imbecile.

[royalpaininyourass]

I would sooner lick the floor of Spencer's than I would purchase anything, let alone a sex toy, from Christophe.