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haven't learned how to draw everyone else yet so some more sifs (and loops)
original forever weed
#isat#in stars and time#isat siffrin#isat loop#ik ive done forever weed for ocs before but i really wanted to draw siffrin making those faces#act 4 sif has some forever weed and has the worst trip of his life and that's why act 5 is like that#also i won't stop making the spliffrin joke idc how unfunny it gets you can't stop me#ALSO credit to my friend drake eldragon-x for coming up with forever weed pain au chocolat because that's so much funnier than just going#with forever weed brownie#anywayy i prommy i have some serious art in mind ive just been drawing bs to cope with finishing the game
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Spiderman and Clay bffs for life
Based on the stickers I have on my wall, Clay is a new edition to my spiderman wall lmao

#my art#spiderman#trolls#trolls clay#dreamworks trolls#trolls 3#ultimate spider man#why did i put clay on the spiderman wall you ask?#because i thought it would be funny#i put evil john dory on my therapy notebook XD#cuz evil john dory is paramount for mental health#and i have a poppy and branch on my drawing tablet#there are no floyd stickers :(#there are bruces tho and vivas#i just havent found a place for them yet#but yeah i put clay right between spideys legs#cuz he fit#its like#dont talk to me or my troll son ever again#which depending on the spiderman is even funnier since clay would be older than him#okay but the real spiderman in the trolls universe is viva#cuz have you seen how she uses the sticky hands#shes a spider at heart
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Fabricator proceeds to walk in the next morning like “darling you are going to be FURIOUS when i tell you what happened at that party.”
#february is almost over post fabricator go go go#drew this one just for fun bc i like them lol#it’s possible that Juniper didn’t invite Solaris and that’s why she wasn’t there but i want to believe better of him than that#plus it’s funnier to imagine her after the fact like “AGENT PHOENIX WAS THERE AND I WASN’T ARE U KIDDING ME”#ah backgrounds. my old nemesis#ieytd#i expect you to die#the fabricator#commander solaris#fabbylaris#if you squint#my art
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Masriel + Tumblr text posts 2/? (part 1)
#his dark materials#hdm#masriel#asriel x marisa#marisa coulter#asriel belacqua#shitpost#tumblr text posts#i decided to continue this travesty#if masriel were on social media it would look like this 😂#props to you if you can manage to read it all!#i couldn't choose so I just used them all that's why some of these are supertiny lmao#this is all way funnier to me than it should be#i should just make normal gifsets like a sane person#photoshop gave up on me multiple times during this edit so it took me 2 days for something that shouldve taken me 2 hours#hdm edit#mine#masriel edit#this looks more like a book than a gifset#ruth wilson#james mcavoy
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Smooth cover (Patreon)
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#Doodles#Pokemon#Firebland#Silverstreakshipping#Kabu#Larry#The previous post about Larry doing things because he feels like it - I mean Once He's At That Point sure but before that lol#Confessions are hard! Honesty is hard! Vulnerability is hard!! Some things are easier than baring one's whole heart all at once!#Even if they were mutually falling in love with each other - which is a very cute idea to me hehe <3 - to say it first! Ah#Larry's handling it great as you can tell lol#No pinch of desperate want no no it's all fine he's totally undetectable lol flying Well under the radar#Forces himself to un-red-face once observed haha - but did Kabu notice before it fully went away??? (Yes) (Lol)#Still struggling with drawing Kabu agh he's cute why!! Difficult!!#I am pleased with how cute their sitting chibis are in the first one tho haha#Larry sitting so polite and Kabu a bit spread out - differences in comfort and how they hold themselves ah#And yet Larry's the one who uses ''ore'' huh haha ♪#They're both cute#I do love Larry's cover of staring at Kabu as basically being another way of saying ''I can't keep my eyes off you'' lol#You're so subtle Larry he'll never notice#I am also endlessly entertained by polite characters swearing haha such an immature silliness but I like it!#Kabu just enjoying the compliment while Larry is Suffering™ lol just hang in there Larry it'll all work out#I couldn't decide at first which of the first panel to go with but smol convinced me the open desperation was funnier lol#But I still like the edit! Enjoy Larry being fully ❤️💕💖💞💗 at Kabu hehe
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one i find like. ridiculously funny is that most of the time when I see brody and sky's pony and johnny, i'm like "best friends :)" but when I see trevor and sky's pony and johnny i'm like "hm... smth gay is going on"
#IDEK WHY LMAO ITS SO FUNNY TO ME#what makes this even funnier is that after we saw the show my mom said 'johnny was singing to pony like they were More than best friends'#LIKE??? IT WAS SO FUNNY TO HERE FROM AN ALMOST GEN X STRAIGHT AS HELL WOMAN LMAO#anyways. I said gay and I said gay#like trevor at the end of great expectations was so soft when he was singing and staring at Johnny#“you fight just to show them that ur not all the same the under the covers there's more” IT WAS SO SWEET#and don't even talk to me abt faft or damd or stay gold or ANYTHINNGGGGG :(#or during the rumble when pony sees johnny or when johnny dies like. oh my fucking GOD#watching trevor's pony mourn Johnny in the scene before stay gold genuinely made me feel sick to my stomach it was so. raw and real#like it felt like such a real genuine grief i couldn't fucking handle it oh my god. SICK AND TWISTED TREVI IS#trevor wayne#sky lakota lynch#brody grant#the outsiders musical#pbj#johnnyboy#pb&j
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just need to give a shoutout to all the people who interact w me or the things i make on here for the love and good vibes. twitter's been pissing me off the past couple days and i just think it reaffirms i'll never really leave tumblr bc the fandom culture here is just so much.. more lol
#more respectful funnier more loving more fun in a lot of ways#getting lectured by ppl years younger than me abt why posting shit without credit is ok when its like#all the best and most fun fandom spaces are dying#ppl are growing up sure but all these ppl are like 'i used to make gifs so heres why ur wrong' and its like#oh you USED to? well whyd u stop ? bc the effort level wasnt worth it just to be#saved and reposted w ill intent or not get any interaction like its so#everything is abt a race for interaction on the dumbest n most unoriginal jokes#its extremely frustrating to try to justify spendinf any time doing anything online anymore when ppl are so fcuking flippant like its crazy#'heres a shitty unsized n uncoloref gif i ran through some website and IM okay w ppl reposting' like lol#anyway when giffing dies itll be a sad fuckinf day to me jfkd truly a useless skill#but that means everyone still doing it is doing it for the love of the game or#the love of archival work and it makes ppl beinf so fuckinf disrespectful#or going to bat for nonsense seem so absurd to me like#really . really. if u have an option to share where it originally came from with one less click#ur gonna choose NOT to do that and instead repost just to insinuate the person who made it did it to insult someknes appearance#like. its just so.#fandom is dying and its so sad and etiquette is nowhere to be found so NXKKD gratefuo for the ppl gere#and sorry for the rant#none of thise matters but ive had an abundance of free time the past few says so ive been STEWING#mostly just want to say i love u all NDKKS and even if ive complained abt interaction its mostly just tbing website dying more than anything#which. is so sad lol#but i love everyone still here
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I loooove the jp fandom's headcanon that geeta and larry are childhood friends who met during their time in the academy and, sometime in the future, geeta personally recruited larry to work for the paldean pokemon league, as she must be one of the first people who knew of his prowess in pokemon battling! Like yeah, the whole geeta being a "strict boss who is frustrated by larry's stubborn insistence to be an average worker that she has to assign him different workloads just to broaden his horizon" idea is intriguing, but stepping it up a notch by making geeta be the "best friend a.k.a the only one who has seen larry at his very best and his very worst, and knows for a fact that he could excel at anything he put his mind into if he steps out of his comfort zone, so she doesn't particularly drag him out of said zone, but pushes him out of it each time she can because she can't bear to see her best friend be unaware of the good chances and positive things that awaits him out there, not if she has a (small) say in it" is also downright hilarious 😭🤚
#it's happened to me before which is why i think this headcanon isn't very far-fetched! it's actually so big-brained even lmaooo 😭😭😭#like. i happened to befriend a stupidly genius in high school and she's why i got into a reputable uni in the first place. she dragged me t#study even when i was never in the mood and look at what it did to my high school grades! look at the strict habits that got me through uni#it's also kinda like when you're isolating yourself after a bad breakup and your friend has to physically drag you out to eat. maybe to get#piss drunk as well. all because they know that it's better to have company than to rot alone in your room with your thoughts... you get me?#that's geeta and larry in my eyes. larry's whole line about sticking to flat well-trodden path isn't about making him a famous trainer to#inspire paldea (geeta's whole goal). it's just to show larry that there are other good things too if he takes a peek outside!#and at the end of the day geeta meant well with that advice. that all she wants is for larry to see more of the world than what he's used t#which... idk. i think it's just more heartwarming to think of that advice coming from a friend! even if said friend is also your strict bos#also makes larry's quiet fuming even funnier LMAOOOO 😭😭😭 sometimes you have to suck it up and endure your besties' whims#but this is not a silly and whimsical whim. this is straight-up corporate whim. larry's not surprised he ended up patrolling area zero 🤣#if you've read this far and wanna see jp fanart of them on pixiv i can refer them to you privately! all of them are lovely and heartwarming#champion geeta#gym leader larry#elite four larry#pokemon#pokemon scarlet and violet#pokemon scarvio#scarvio#paldea
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Waking up at a brisk 6 am with bpd is like wow another beautiful day. I HOPE today is finally the day I die. I need to disappear. I am UNLOVED I am UNWANTED and I would be better off dead. Thank you, BPD who would I be without her
#personal#kinda crazy that there are people who DON'T think this way everyday of their life#somebody told me its not normal to isolate yourself when you think your existence is annoying or a burden#and wow must be nice to be so carefree about things I for one think I'm annoying for looking at people#want to be found DEAD almost always and think literally everyone ever is just better off without me#like ya'll can so 100% find someone way funnier nicer and prettier than me why stick around#and then I try to negate that with like oh you've seen some ugly ass people being loved so why cant it be you too#girl because im an alien idk 😭 but people love ALIENS#i need to be shot LETHALLY and NOW and HARD and BAD uhhha
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Why do you talk like what a Gen Z believes a victorian poet to sound like? /j
don’t harrass the bereft jester and thought peddler, measks. mebegs, even. he cries easily and there is no shizun to comfort him.
#no but like. if you translate romanian into english and then tweak the sentences a bit so they sound more natural how i ‘talk’ is just that#the result of an unholy and unequal matrimony between my mother tongue and the most s-filled language i know#also like. i’m not sure my use of the language is. that bad i just jest and jingle a lot. jive at times for the suprise factor#also im sure theres gen z out there who know what a victorian poet sounds like#in fact.#at the same time that queen victoria reigned my country’s most popular and (i wanna say) prolific poet was born#he also died BEFORE the end of the victorian era#therefore.#it is just me emulating the worst of us (he sucked BAD)#ALSO ALSO#is it just because i dislike using contractions at times? it is sounds funnier than it’s idk what to tell you#why on earth am i defending myself. anon youre good im just sleep deprived as all fuck#.q
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Sign of being terminally online is letting randos ruin your day because you ship something they don't like
Sign of being terminally online is caring very hard about what others ship that you make content for it, ya know? y'all just do you, you know?
#yes this is about#charlastor#but also as a veteran to problematic ships#y'all do you#slasher fandom rise up we're the ultimate problematic we aint without sins#but damn i just wanna browse the hazbin hotel tag without seeing y'all screaming about how a ship is bad#y'all gonna make me ship it just to piss off people because im toxic#antis are so ridiculous they are the reason why fandoms are toxic places LOL antis are closer to vox and Valentino than they are to charlie#just touch grass its fine#breath#log off#pick up a game#can i recommend lethal company?#the more friends you have the funnier it is#trust me
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Alright, this is my last comment on the issue, for real this time.


@nerdykeppie is staffed by unprofessional, rude, cruel people who double down on their entitlement to be unprofessional, rude and cruel in public to their former customers.
You should know the sorts of people you're giving money to if you patronize them. The founder is liable to misread your words, lash out at you in anger over something he misunderstood, and generally behave like a tantruming child even if you go out of your way to be polite and give him the benefit of the doubt when he lashes out at you over his own poor reading comprehension.
I'm done getting into this. No, Spider is not ~required~ to be professional on his (public) personal blog which is closely tied to his business. I just think it's extremely stupid to double down on his "right" to be unprofessional on his public blog when he owns a business that is clearly tied to said public blog, because it reflects very poorly on both his personal character and his business. I think it is hilariously foolish and an extremely poor decision to openly advertise and defend your founder's unprofessionalism, which speaks of general lack of professionalism and poor judgment throughout the whole business, not just from Spider (though his lack of good judgment and public unprofessionalism is the most obvious).
So. Best of luck in the people involved resolving whatever problem in their lives that they're taking out on me, and beware interacting with them in any way because they will absolutely be rude as shit to you and then smear you in public and private for (/checks hand) apologizing for a miscommunication because you didn't mean what they incorrectly interpreted you to mean.
I can't fucking believe they still think they're in the right here and *I* am the one who needs to be ~asked not to contact them again~. You answered me THREE TIMES *after* I had blocked you because you cannot let go of the fact that you were wrong about a stupid fucking plastic pumpkin and the fact that I went OUT OF MY WAY to give you the benefit of the doubt.
(two of those three asks were frantic apologies because I genuinely felt terrible, and they were both met with meanness and scorn and snide insults about my communication failures.
Lol. Me. I'm the one who is failing to communicate and has poor reading comprehension because you misunderstood me and started lashing out like I personally strangled all of your pets for having the filthy nerve to apologize and try to clear it up.
Yeah. I'm the villain here. Sure, Jan.)
I'm done now, but enjoy having your unprofessional, cruel, immature nonsense publicly exposed. I stand by my actions (the ones I actually took in real life, not the fake pretend ones you made up because you misunderstood what I wrote) and I look forward to you experiencing the natural consequences of your own.
Don't give money to childish jerks.
#how fucking dare you lmao#the gall is just mind boggling#nerdykeppie#this is the last time I'm addressing this period.#tagging it only so other people looking at the tag can make informed decisions about whether to give their money elsewhere#you would think a business would give a shit about its founder being an ass in public on the social media site where you get large amounts#of your publicity and advertising but hey#not my funeral!#they can shoot themselves in the foot as many times as they please#but their potential customers should know this is what they do and how they behave!#also loving the incel response of “you turned me down?? well I never wanted to fuck you anyway!!!”#yeah uh huh sure you totally had no plans to use my photos#that's why you asked for my permission to use my photos#but whatever makes you feel soothed from your hissy fit I guess#don't buy from nerdykeppie#keep digging that hole babe you're just making yourself look worse and worse and worse#side note#there is little funnier#than someone throwing an extremely public tantrum#because you (gasp) reported on the words they said and actions they took of their own volition#HOW DARE I SHARE THE THINGS YOU SAY#what a monster I am for making you look so bad by publishing the things you said that are bad!#keep digging that hole I'll keep saving all the screenshots#if I have to involve a lawyer fine#not my fault not my doing not my job to shield a grownass adult business owner from the consequences#of throwing a massive shitfit tantrum in public over being exposed for throwing a massive shitfit tantrum because#and I cannot stress this enough#HE#misunderstood ME#and doubled down when I apologized
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I just logged onto my personal ig account after ages and it keeps showing me that this really straight, macho, sports-obsessed guy who I used to know has liked a bunch of David Tennant related reels. I’m 100% sure he doesn’t watch sci-fi/fantasy/theatre/animation (he’s more a ‘fast and the furious is the pinnacle of cinema’ type ‘car guy’) Genuinely wonder how that happened
#I was scrolling through reels of a dt fan account and his pfp kept popping up showing he’d liked more than one reel. lol#Idk why I’m posting this I just found it really funny (it’s even funnier if you knew the guy trust me)#maybe he allowed someone else to use his account or something#Also for context I’m not from the uk so dt is not omnipresent in our media#Man’s got David tennant-pilled lol#david tennant
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mm i Neeed to go the beach
#just me hi#wauhuhh !#something about just drifting around in water that i am slightly scared of that really makes my brain whir happily lol :>#i am slightly scared of it for two major reasons: 1) fish. lord the fish why are they so scary 2) sometimes i think i'll drown and they jus#won't find the body. which is less rational than the fish so that's why fish is my number 1 fear at all times lmao#/i think out of all the animals on the planet i am the most scared of ordinary fish. not even the deep sea stuff hfbshv#cuz look they're so far down there you Have to assume they look funked. and also they prolly don't like human meat. so it's cool#but regular fish?? some of them eat birds. they eat birds dude. what would they do to me if they knew how to use harpoons??#also they for SURE eat corpses so we loop back to fear no. 2 really just being fear no. 1 hbfhs#/see i'm not even that scared of the animals my parents are determined on exploding. like man if i get eaten that was prolly bound#to happen anyway. i Know how that goes. i know what mauling is lol#i am the only person in this house who will walk around outside on a moonless light w/ no flashlight because if i was sposed to be dead i#can guaranteE there are much better opportunities. funnier ones‚ too#/just looked it up bobcats are SHY little guys. they are just shy babies. except for when they have rabies :)#shy rabies babies <3#/anyway back to the fish. i don't like how there are some that specifically like to eat human skin. mmm no i have never liked that ever not#one little bit. makes my skin crawl hghfsh#i don't care what it does or can do that is NOT cool lil dude ;w;#/hang on i'm googling 'weirdest things fish eat' because i want to scare myself i guess hbfhvbsf :'3#they're only showing me weird fish!!! no !! tell me about a fish that's living exclusively off of plastics!! or car tires !! come on !!!#these guys are just funky looking. and just Kinda funky looking. though this humphead guy is funny lol :)#he looks scary but with a charm that i can't deny#his forehead. and mouf. this guy is awesome#and of course he's endangered because the world is exploding. but it's so cool he exists :D#//anyway fish are scary. and miss humphead is Huge so goofiness aside he's also scary hhfbvs#also why do some of those motherfunkers swim close to shore and bite at you. those guys suck so bad#that's only happened to me so many times but enough for me to have a fear that has lasted for over half a decade lmao#//and anywho i'm running out of tag space lol :)#we're going ot the park!! i'm going to skate :DD !!#i wanna get good at my old stuff again hfsh - so bye! bye !! toodles !!!
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Speaking it into existence: next year I will go on a birthday research trip to Poland, visit all the archives, visit all the antiquarian bookstores, and visit Muzeum Sztuki w Łodzi (kochany)
#I have been in so much ciągły contact with the museum and ordered so much from them to Chicago#That they routinely just send me swag#Łódź autism is even funnier than my regularly scheduled Poland autism#I ambushed a grad student who researched the art museum about it#She was like 'why do you know as much about the art museum as I do comma a person writing a dissertation about it'#And I was like#Clown Emoji#My keys are on a Muzeum Sztuki w Łodzi keychain I literally showed her and she laughed out loud
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She veemo on my woomy til I splatoon
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#splatoon#ive been sitting on this ask for months#partially because 'how dare you send me an ask thats funnier than anything i post'#which is technically true in the sense that i never make any original posts ever. i just reblog other people's stuff#which really begs the question like. Why was this ask sent to me instead of one of the splatoon fanartist i reblog stuff from#was anon worried about making a sex joke to one of the splatoon microcelebrities here on tumblr so they sent this to me; a total nobody?#is anon one of those splatoon fanartists who noticed my reblogs; went thru my blog -#and used this ask as a way to gauge how much friend material i am#just the other day i had a talk with a friend over whether id recognize them on anon. is this from that friend??#my initial assumption was that anon sent this so id reply to it somehow or at least post it. but why. i basically dont have followers#im not one of those tumblr users with hundreds of followers whos known to be funny. What audience do you think your ask would get to anon?#anyway i have a minor crisis every time i look at this ask on my inbox#but this time it led to me deciding to finally post this ask. That thing I said about never making original posts?#well maybe its time to change that#i wont but its nice to think of the idea#sometimes i have original post ideas but then i dont want to post them because nobody would see it#i always want to save it for some hypothetical future where i have tons of followers who will see my posts#and yet one has to think. i will never get followers if i dont post#im still not gonna post tho. tumblr is something i look at for fun im not putting effort into this thing
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