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Holy shit wait why do I feel tall
#I don’t like this#I feel like tallchuck#why are my legs that long#I keep saying ‘haha wow I’m actually kinda tall fuck yall’ but like I’m 5.7 I’m not THAT tall#what the fuck is going on#yk when I was younger I remember looking down and thinking ‘one day I’m gonna be really tall and I’ll remember how small this hight was once#like damn past me your right#I was fucking TINY#I was in like. 2nd grade then I think#I used to climb trees a lot and I tried to teach a friend how to climb them but he never got it#I had to help him a bunch. we’d just chill in a tree together#I still have his number and we go to the same school but we don’t talk#maybe I should try#I’m getting sad time to sleep lmao bye
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i NEEDED to make a doodle of spinarakidabi with some stupid ass post final war designs but they’re wearing wedding dresses and suits. of course i decided to put spinner in a suit, and shigaraki and dabi in wedding dresses. it was supposed to be utterly satire but the more work i put into this the less unserious it seemed. IM PROBABLY MISSING SOME SCARS (maybe on shigaraki and/or spinner but whatever)
ANYWAAAY, SPINNER’S SUIT IS TATTERED CAUSE HE RANDOMLY BODY BULKED. ITS JUST FUNNY!! THEY’RE A DYSFUNCTIONAL ASS THROUPLE!!!!
It was easiest to come up with a design and be delusional with dabi cause he for the most part lived, not so much for shigaraki. probably had something to do with them defeating afo’s quirk factor or whatever of afo that just popped up near the end - let’s say midoriya says something that makes tomura lock in, or he just thinks about spinner, some stupid cliche stuff like that, and that’s why he doesn’t die.
#schpeenor#schpeenorart#spinner my wife of 35 years..#shigaraki hold me…#dabi is one beautiful man..#dabi’s got long beautiful legs and no one can tell me otherwise#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#bnha#mha#spinner#dabi#tomura shigaraki#shigaraki#shuichi iguchi#touya todoroki#spinarakidabi#shigadabispinner#spinaraki#spinneraki#spinnaraki#spindabi#spinnerdabi#dabispinner#shigadabi#dabishiga#shigaspinner#I KNOW!!! ITS CRINGY AND AN UNDERDEVELOPED STORY FOR WHY HE LIVES#BUT HEAR ME OUT!!!#shigaraki’s got a hand on spinner’s neck cause he’s tired of his shenanigans…
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been watching a lot of hermitcraft recently and am happy to report that i am hopelessly endeared by these little goobers 💕 they’re like bugs to me
close ups under the cut!
gonna be real this was absolutely just me taking the opportunity to get my grubby lil mitts all up in their character designs lol i heart interpreting mc skins
#my post#my art#hermitcraft#hermitcraft fanart#oh boy here we go#zedaph#tangotek#bdoubleo100#bdubs#rendog#falsesymmetry#stressmonster101#iskall85#cubfan135#goodtimeswithscar#WHY are there so MANYYY (<- is the one who drew that many)#anyways i love them they’re so…………#also just for the record i have Peaked with that lil ouppy rendog just LOOK AT HIMMM#i will never draw anything better than that he’s literally perfect#don’t. don’t worry about how long it took to draw one tiny thing it definitely wasn’t embarrassingly long struggling with dog legs#i’m also really proud of horsegirl bdubs giving his horf a big ol ‘MWAH!’ but that’s just because that one’s real cute :)#but yeah this was just a lil somethin somethin i poked at whenever i was in a Mood and needed something to draw forrr however many months#i tried challenging myself to draw hermits i probably wouldn’t much otherwise :)#it was fun i love designing my interpretations of various skins#it was really funny tho how i was fighting for my LIFE drawing zed and meanwhile ren and stress turned out perfect first try#was that purely on me for giving him wool and a terrible angle to draw a face at?#……..yeah probably but STILL#but i’m really pleased with how he turned out so 100% worth it babyyy#anyways posting this so i’ll stop poking at it i’ve gone ‘okay it’s Officially Done’ like 5 times now lol i need to leave it alone#POSTING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE I FORGOT TO TURN ON A LAYER AND DIDN’T NOTICEEE IF YOU SAW THE OG POST NO YOU DIDN’T
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this disability pride month, stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs standing up or walking.
can I stand and walk? sure, for a short while and with pain. the consequences for trying to be out all day without a wheelchair are that I'll be in bed for the rest of the week, too tired and in too much pain to move.
but the government won't give me my own wheelchair because they have the same attitude as these jokes - I can stand up, so I don't need one. exercise is good for you, you should walk!
it keeps me trapped in the house, unable to do anything more than short stints anywhere without borrowing or hiring a wheelchair - one that causes me pain to sit in and relies on someone to push me (usually with difficulty), because they're not going to have a high-end chair for that sort of thing.
it's not a miracle that a wheelchair user can stand or walk. it's something we should aspire to see more often.
#disability#disability pride month#chronic fatigue#fibromyalgia#cfs/me#post exertional malaise#like fucking hell people we should really be long past this by now#why am I seeing these bullshit jokes on my dash in twenty fucking twenty three#i did a short walk to a cafe yesterday because I thought I was up to it#and my right leg has seized up#my ankle can barely take my weight and my hip won't move properly#also lol I almost certainly have hEDS but cannot persuade a doctor to give me a referral#in summary#stop being fucking dense#i would rather people who don't need mobility aids use them than have people struggle because they don't want to be seen as a faker#or have people think that you have to reach a certain level of severity before you need it#also if I had a wheelchair I would bring my cat with me more places but that's by the by
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The Ones Who Live | 1x03 - Bye
#there HE is#Rick Grimes#*#rg#The One Who Live#whiskey daddy#why must you sit like that#???#why#i shouldn't judge though#my legs would also be that open if i was there#omg who said that#have some decorum#jeez#me as the glass#tag yourself im under the table#sometimes the most random things just do it™ for me#idk#and so i must gif them#even if it's just for myself#climb on and ride til the wheels fall off#my what LONG fingers you have
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Steddie x female!reader thought 18+ only
Eddie blinks his eyes a couple of times to make sure he is actually seeing what he is seeing. He must be living in a nightmare.
You're laying back on one of the pool loungers. One leg dangling over the edge keeping your foot on the warm cement ground, the other spread over Steve's lap as he absently rubs his hand up and down it while he bitches to you about something from work. Your hand rubs up and down Steve's back in comfort. But that isn't the nightmare.
Your bright red bikini bottoms covering enough, but with your legs spread a bit more skin is shown then intended. Spread in such a way that makes Eddie want to just dive in. Get on his knees and worship you, rub his face over your mound as he licks and nips and sucks. Moan as the curly thatch of hair brushes against his face.
Except the curls of hair he is expecting to see peeking around your bikini are gone. Just smooth bare skin. And that isn't the only nightmare. Steve's chest is smooth like when he was in school on the swim team. Not a speck of that beautiful chest hair Eddie would curl into after getting hot and heavy. Not a single curl of the "love rug" he jokingly called it.
Eddie wants to weep. To throw himself down like a little kid and thrash his arms and legs around. Yeah, it's your body and you can do what you want, but he still is sad its gone. Eddie doesn't like change, and suddenly walking in to see both of his partners change something without any warning? Uncomfortable. It makes Eddie feel itchy.
Eddie can barely speak as he walks over and sits next to Steve. He doesn't respond to Steve's warm greeting. Doesn't respond to you asking how the day is. Just stares with big wet eyes at the sight in front of him. A pout on his lips.
A warm hand lands on his shoulder, gently squeezing. Steve's brow furrowed in concern, your wide eyes blinking at him.
"Shaved?" Eddie asks in a quiet voice, eyes darting to Steve's chest and then your clothed pussy. Steve lets out a huff of laughter, "Fuck, thought something was wrong man." Eddie glares," It is."
#Robin wanted to try waxing her legs but was scared it would hurt so Steve was the test subject#Steve then didn't like the random bald spot so he got rid of the rest#The leftover wax you were like huh wonder what that feels like and maybe the tequila didn't help#Well it did cause you were out of it#Eddie is sitting there with the biggest wettest eyes whimpering and shaking like a chihuahua#Just absolutely pathetic and sad#Of course getting kissed makes him feel a BIT better but he's still upset (also why wasn't HE invited to this event huh maybe HE would have#Liked to be the one to inflict pain- no he has to stop he needs to be SAD not HORN-)#Eddie isn't going to deny you making it up to him though...getting to just lay back and get some smooches?#Maybe just don't spring sudden change on him again#Or maybe do as long as Steve and you come kiss him like this and take care of him like this#He's boneless and melting into the bed and how did he get inside his brain is gone#Anyways I was given wax and did one strip on my leg and chickened out#So that's what created this thanks ok#Maybe I'll write a full fic idk#Jade is Talking#Steddie x reader#Steve Harrington x reader x Eddie Munson#Steve Harrington x Eddie Munson x Reader#Female!reader#Steddie x Female!reader#Steddie/female!reader#Steddie/reader
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guys I think I downloaded the wrong version of Slay the Princess
#slinky. slinky my girl why are your legs so long#is slinky a commonly accepted name for the patapon princess btw? because I think it's a funny and call her that in my head#my artwork#artists on tumblr#art#patapon#patapon fanart#slay the princess#shitpost
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A jujy sketch while i was bored in lecture
#i drew the legs too long once again#i did it from memory so idk how accurate it is#also whys it green#witch hat atelier#atelier of witch hat#witch hat atelier fanart#fanart#jujy wha#my artwork
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i want you to know i’m literally kicking my feet and giggling anytime you do anything yuuta related
teehee this ask is old but i’m gonna use it as an opportunity to talk more about tennis player yuuta in light of spending my entire day watching the olympics
let’s talk about yuuta girlfailure core <3 ik i wrote a drabble about you pretending to want tennis lessons to get in his pants, but allow me to offer you this: he legitimately cannot be around you, much less attempt to be your teacher if you decide you wanna dress up in a tennis skirt. the first time he sees you in one (or worse, on the little tennis dresses) he makes up some excuse about having to take a call or not feeling well, when really he’s just in the bathroom trying to get a grip (and it does not work).
the second time you get all dressed up for lessons from him, he pawns you off to megumi. he doesn’t want to disappoint you with completely cancelling your lessons and wasting your time, so he figures his very decorated doubles partner will make for a good stand in teacher while yuuta scurries back inside and takes a very cold shower.
and when he finally does get a hold of himself, it’s not even like he goes easy on you bye, he’s pummeling you but it’s only bc he’s so frustrated, and unfortunately for you, tennis happens to be his outlet 😭 when you finally march you way over to his side of the court and grab him by the ear and ask him what his problem is he’s literally trying to count sheep in his head to avoid saying something embarrassing or flat out moaning because wow you look kinda good when you’re mad and him and why does the pain of you pulling at him feel kind of good and he’s wondering if he just stands there long enough if you’ll slap him and, and—
“yuuta okkotsu are you whimpering?”
“no…. maybe,” he pouts, dipping his head down to rest it against your shoulder. he can feel the vibrations of your laughter as he shamefully confesses, “i didn’t know i’d have a thing for you doing this and… dressing like that but i do.”
“yeah, join the club, loser,” you giggle when he pulls back with a scrunched expression. you smile as you press your index finger between his furrowed brows, “the only reason i have any remote interest in learning to play is because you look crazy good while you’re playing.”
“oh, okay…. wait—really?”
you nod earnestly and it paints the sweetest blush across yuuta’s cheeks. instinctually you reach out to pinch them, bemused by how your boyfriend has the ability to go from hitting a ball several miles per hour to being reduced to a reddening mess at the touch of your fingers.
“yes, really,” you tell him, “but i do actually want to learn, so we’re going to have to figure out a way to do this that doesn’t involve you running away, or me getting clobbered by tennis balls.”
“yeah, okay,” he nods, breathless, and that intense look is back in his eyes when he places his hands on your hips, “but, not now. later. i don’t want to play anymore.”
#anonymous#my favorite girlfailure <3333 him and satoru.... theyre blood relatives for sure#yuuta okkotsu 24 yrs old grand slam champion multi national champion and now two olympic gold medals#and hes CRUMBLING at the sight of his girlfriend in a tennis skirt........... pathetic....... need that. BAD#jjk x reader#see also: the first time you get an actual lesson he has you in full leggings and long sleeves 😭... girl failure indeed#this is why he says he doesnt think about you While hes playing in all his interviews 😭#yuuta x reader#tennis au
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Self indulgent drawing of Murderbot <3 It and ART are cruising through space, just the two of them, and Murderbot is relaxed and comfortable. ART has more than a few feelings about this and saves an image to its archive -- unfortunately Murderbot is aware of ART watching it and it flips off one of the drones.
(it doesn't dislike the attention ART is giving it... it just makes it a bit flustered!)
See some bonus images (including ones without text) below the cut, along with an explanation of some of the design choices!
I am 100% in the camp of Murderbot having a much more expressive face than it realizes, especially when it's alone and/or comfortable.
All text in the images with a color block behind it is essentially metadata that ART has attached to any tag it makes for Murderbot.
The blue inorganics are purely because @hazelek found a post with early 2000s vibrant, semi-transparent tech and we were joking around about MB getting aesthetic upgrades lmao.
About half the tags in the last image are courtesy of @scificrows alkdjfl;kj thank you dearly for those additions!
#⨀#fanart#murderbot diaries#the murderbot diaries#murderbot#tmd#secunit#mb+a#art (asshole research transport)#i've never been more proud of an expression in my life aldkfj;l#this entire thing started because of the fic i wrote where ART makes a note of MB's long legs#cause then i felt the need to draw MB with leggy legs... all comfortable and sprawling because MB deserves to be relaxed and comfortable#and then i got frustrated with drawing clothing and folds and said fuck it why does it need to be wearing clothes? its just it and ART!#plus i like its design and its fun to draw#anyway this was great fun to draw and i really like the end results
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taiyang xiao long rolls "worst joint ever." banned from summer & ravens smoke sessions for 3 days.
#strq#taiyang xiao long#summer rose#raven branwen#rwby#my art#certified str-crossed posttt 🤩🌻🌹🐦🍾🥂💥#i'm noticing just how sad i made tai look...#its okay i would also turn into a sopping wet puppy if i was the reason summer made that face 🤕🔨#raven's like “you see. this is why the only thing you're in charge of is running to 7eleven to buy taquitos for us.”#and summer turns to tai like “baby i'm sorry i can't defend you here because what the hell...”#he doesn't smoke he just sits in the room with them kicking his legs giggling on the bed watching hgtv.#and also being prepared for the chance that summer or raven will kiss him so hard he passes out 🤯💥🧨‼️
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#charles smith#john marston#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#rdr2 photography#i tried looking up what their ship name was#does NO ONE ship john and charles???#john marston x charles smith#smithston?#CHARHN??#i see now why they aren't shipped#these names suck#throwing my vote for charhn#bc it's awful#charhn#charles#john#john's slutty waist#johnny's long legs#mine#ok so their ship is marsmith#which is so much better than the shit i came up with#marsmith#(i'm still calling it charhn)
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another doodle of some random guy
#also lol all my dudes get long hair#idk how to draw the back of the neck and nothing anybody says is ever gonna make me find out how lolol#art#doodle#sketch#elf#side profile doodle#side profile#also why i draw dresses/skirts when i do draw a body its cause idk legs lmao
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Decided to try to draw Caravaggio's Saint Francis of Assisi in Ecstasy as a JayVik drawing. Details and Speedpaint under the cut
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Lol look at the insane amount of references I used just to make this. That's why I keep re-drawing things, because I was going to be lazy but then said fuck it, in for a penny and then got the reference screenshot so it would be correct:
God I wish I had an HD turnaround reference of BeenThroughHell!Jayce and Herald!Viktor. Do you know how many times we see Viktor's feet but not his legs??? WHAT ABOUT THE DAMN HAMMER? It took me SO LONG to get good screenshots let me tell you lol.
#Jayvik#Arcane#Jayce Talis#Viktor Arcane#Arcane Spoilers#Arcane Season 2#Viktor#Jayce Arcane#jayce x viktor#Nabexis Art#My Art#Artists of Tumblr#This took#FOREVER#No seriously I could not wait to be done it took so long#Viktor ILU but why does your Herald form have to look SO COMPLEX#All the Metal-Muscley bits are just like#HELL to draw#I know I could've been lazy and just like. Had his arms and legs the right color and it probably wouldn't have mattered#But I wanted to do it right dammit#Youtube
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my 2nd request !! The skeleton brothers wearing matching pajamas :D
Day 13 - The Friendship Brothers
#My art#Requestober#UT#Handplates#Papyrus#Sans#Pokemon#So how matching are we talking here - are we talking Bear and Lion onesies or are we talking Identical#Obviously I have already chosen but lol#This isn't just me being Pokemon-brained! Mostly! Lol#This is me once again pulling from something smol and I have/do/be haha#It's been established that I am the Sans of our duo for a long long while now#And I have had an Umbreon kigurimi for a similarly long while! It's very comfy and silly and has been a Halloween costume for a few years#Well smol finally got one to match me <3 Espeon is her all-time favourite Pokemon as well not just of the Eevees but generally#So now we match And she gets a thing of her fave! Best of all worlds! :D#This is just a realistic image of the two of us lol we're just like them they're just like us haha#Fun funny tho - my kigurumi is just like - abstractly an Umbreon y'know? Like I Am The Umbreon my face is creature#All the Espeon kigurumi seem to have a face on them for some reason?? There are matching Umbreon faces too but like#There's no option Not to be Wearing An Espeon lol why#I do not know but I Will subject the Skelebros to it and make a pun about it lol#I had to brainstorm for it! And I got the groan-sign-off of my Papyrus hehe <3#Kigurumi have such goofy proportions haha#No one will ever guess how short my legs actually are under here! Lol#Very partial to how Sans' legs droop considerably more than Papyrus' hehe <3 <3#Had a lot of fun with his tiny hands here as well haha ♪ Good old babyhands Sans ♥
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January blues #1
Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me
#Found my blue lace top stockings! It was a long hunt.#Why is there a tiny little bruise on my butt??? Did one of you poke me or something???#satans knitwear#leg harness#Stockings and suspenders#alt pinup#pinup girl#pretty lingerie#cheeky#Blue lace lingerie
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