#why I never will
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nebbeli · 21 days ago
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sadclowncentral · 1 year ago
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shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king
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boasamishipper · 4 months ago
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unpopular opinion but i think a ship that's not canon but both halves are canonically insane about each other is infinitely better than a ship that's canon and boring
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goomyloid · 2 months ago
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The remorseful player
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opt1gan · 5 months ago
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Angst in my 💒
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scramratz · 11 months ago
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Did you know it’s legal in the USA for mattress companies to put fiberglass in their mattresses? They don’t even have to label them! So if you wanna commission me so I can buy a new bed I won’t stop you
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fanaticalthings · 1 year ago
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Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer
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wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?
Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)
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Happy birthday, Tim 🥰
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podcastwizard · 4 months ago
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went on a few dates with a guy and it didn't work out but i'm only really bummed because i'll never meet his friend he kept mentioning, "flamboyantly gay kenny" who won't stop getting in to "problematic situationships." thinking about you, kenny. in another life we're drinking vodka crans together.
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cronchy-baguette · 6 months ago
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double posting this comic bc tbh it deserves its own post.... thinking about how elphie was definitely crying after she runs off to hide somewhere following popular... what do the two of them think about afterwards....
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gibbearish · 2 years ago
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love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking
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the-real-google · 1 year ago
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To celebrate pride month I've decided to make a part 2 of the killing transphobes post since it was given a community warning. (🚗🔨⚒️💥)
LIMITED TIME OFFER:
For every note this gets I will kill one (1) acephobe AND one (1) arophobe with my bare hands.
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cryptidmickle · 10 days ago
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hey there stranger
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psychemochanight · 7 months ago
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Reverse Age!Robins AU
Dick: *hanging from the chandelier using his legs, looking upside down at his brothers*
Dick: *waves*
Tim:
Jason:
Jason: *waves back*
Tim: My question is not why he is doing that. I think that's obvious.
Jason: Yeah, the real question is...
Damian, who just entered the mansion: RICHARD, HOW DID YOU GET UP THERE?!
Tim: Yes, that's the real question.
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teaboot · 1 month ago
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Me, parking lot security: Do you have any ID on you today
Person I just found keying someone’s car: I’m sorry I’m autistic
Me: Cool, me too. So a driver’s license, regional ID, anything…?
Person, now crying: I can’t get in trouble I have an anxiety disorder can I just go I have really bad anxiety
Me: Yeah me too, I feel you. But you see the car’s owner will need information to file for insurance so again if I can get your name
Person: I literally have anxiety so bad I can’t do this
Me: Listen I’m not a cop, I can’t force you to stick around, but if you do wanna help with this and you’re not gonna run then eventually someone will need to know what your name is. Can you take a few deep breaths with me
Person: (crying harder) please I’m literally autistic
Me:
Me: So again I am also autistic
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daftmooncretin · 1 year ago
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spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.
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for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing
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skyacya · 21 days ago
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Projecting myself onto Optimus so I can ogle Muscle Mommy Megatron forever ♡( ◡‿◡ ) (ʃƪ˘ﻬ˘)
🌟Happy pride month! 🌟
(Finally drawing humans again??? Prowl and Jazz are there for pure amusement)
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