#wholesome ramblings

[foldingfittedsheets]

One time I was ringing up this sweet older gentleman at the sex shop. I no longer remember what he was buying, just that he was in his fifties and radiated a bumbling gentleness that I had enjoyed.

He was chatting with me as he pulled out cash to pay, “You know, I always thought it would be so much easier to meet ladies. But then you meet a girl and you start chatting and they’re never as impressed that I know Captain Kirk’s middle name as I expected them to be.”

I took his payment with a grin and said, “I dunno, Tiberius is an amazing middle name, it was their loss.”

He looked at me with utter awe, radiating a disbelieving joy that I’d parried his quip so effortlessly with Trekkie lore. “If I were thirty years younger…” he’d said, absolutely delighted.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him I was gay to boot, so I just beamed and wished him a good day. He went out the door with a spring in his step and I still smile to think about it.

[fox-guardian]

man this sucks (<- likes a niche character that hardly has any fan content)

[donelywell]

February 29- March 2 2024

The first time Sonic went Super in Road Trip wasn't exactly as stunning to Tails as other au's and stories.

Tails is like maybe 5 here (I'm not actually that organized on the timeline for this au yet, I'm getting there though, things are getting in order.) and he wasn't forced to grow up and be a hero in this au. So he's a bit more childish than canon Tails because he doesn't feel as pressured to mature and grow up fast. Plus, he genuinely thinks Sonic is going to die and this is the last time he see's him, so tears are bound to come down.

Part 1

[jkvjimin]

seven days a week; jungkook's birthday countdown ↳ fri: a bon voyage season I'm attached to

[cr. qdeoks]

[luna-andra]

Throuple!Gojo x Geto x reader where they always sleep with you in the middle. They take turns holding you by the waist or brushing your hair out of your face when you are facing them. You always try to lay on your back so no one feels left out, but they insist you sleep on your side so you don’t snore (rude🙄). But what tugs on your heartstrings every time is knowing they manage to give each other affection even with you dividing them from one another. They do it more often when they come back from a draining assignment of exorcising and eating curses. Gojo will reach over you and trace soothing patterns on Geto’s arm, and Geto will link his ankle with Gojo’s just to feel closer and secure. You’ll even go the extra mile and scoot yourself down and nuzzle your face in one of their chests so they can exchange loving gazes. You’re not even jealous, you couldn’t be. It's a beautiful display of love and you are so lucky to be part of it. It’s a side you don’t get to see often, and you fight the sleepiness their presence brings so you can etch the memory into your brain and remind them how soft they can be when they’re at each other’s throats.

[shadebloopnik]

I WILL BE SPAMMING SCREENSHOTS TOMORROW I JUST NEED TO SIT DOWN FOR A SECOND HOLY SHIT

BUT

THE WAY IM GONNA MURDER THIS MAN THEN REVIVE HIM TO SHAKE HIS SHOULDERS ONG LMAOOOO

[ventique18]

Crowley as aware Mallepapa theory:

During intraschool matches of any kind, the other staff would notice that Crowley would always be absolutely still in his seat throughout the event. They find it admirable that their jokester of a Headmage actually acts like a sincere Headmage during these moments...

Completely unaware that he's forcing himself to be calm and collected-- just a little more force and he would be shattering his cane to smithereens with how tightly he grips it. Because it's so hard, so extremely difficult to act like an unbiased professor when all he wanted to do was shout at the top of his lungs words like,

"THAT'S MY BOY RIGHT THERE!"

"Of course he crushes all of you. He's Maleanor's son!"

"Struggle all you want. You won't overpower my son. Not in a million years, not when he's got the best genes that faekind-- nay, the entire universe has ever witnessed in its entire history!"

Predictable as the outcome is everytime, he'd still shudder in excitement when the match concludes. More accolades for his perfect boy. He can't wait to show Maleanor, in great detail, how absolutely wonderful her baby boy was.

And she'd laugh and say, "Why of course! He's your son after all."

[ccycloneblogging]

Have some various doodles of Universal Morning Star, because this poly ship has my full attention right now.

After Joy Kicken belongs to @crazycakeparrotart

Red Rest DogDay belongs to @deleted-va

[foldingfittedsheets]

I had. The most lovely woman as a customer today. She was a clown. She was in her 70’s but couldn’t possibly give up the joy of clowning. And it turned out I’d actually seen her when I was like five at a party.

She was looking to change an order she’d already placed and I was just helping out her and her “friend”. Over the course of things it turned out they were dating. She told me she’d had a crush on him the moment they met but his friend was the one brave enough to ask her out so that was the man she married.

Thirty years later they’d split and he called her up out of the blue to ask her out and she said yes. He was even her sons third grade teacher. It was just adorable. Then she asked to see my hands and tsked when she was my ring because she wanted to set me up with her son. Her fifty year old son.

At the end of my sorting her out she insisted on getting me a drink and brought me a smoothie, a candy bar, and did a little part of her clown act for me. It was a joyous morning.

[tojisun]

…the corner of the table:

- sitting beside price and having to bend down to pick up a pen you’ve dropped on the floor only to sit upright and find that he’s covered the corner of the table with his hand to dampen the pain in case you bump your head against it

- simon propping you face-down on the desk and forcing your legs to frame the corners of table because you’re so putty in his hold, mewling and gasping, unable to focus on anything else that isn’t his deep voice and rumbling commands. your back is arched oh-so beautifully this way, and simon sidles behind you and ruts his chub between the valleys of your ass

- nikto telling you to rut against the corner of the table for him; to put on a show because you’ve been so impatient and bratty and he’s had enough. “go on,” he says, his eyes dark with something dangerous. “since that’s all y’r gettin’ from me tonight, zaika.” he’s deaf to your hiccuped pleas and warbled apologies

[jellyjamheadobb]

[pincushionx]

Hunter head canon #3

Hunter his whole life has done something guard related. From training to be a scout which are essentially foot guards to the highest ranking guard, the golden guard. He wasn’t just trained to guard he was raised guarding. It’s something he does thats probably second nature for him.

With that being said I truly believe he will continue being a guard to everyone he cares about even if it’s no longer his job and even if he barley knows that person. (gus and luz for example in labyrinth runners and hunting palismen ) It’s ingrained in him the same way sheep dogs will heard humans because it’s what they know.

So I imagine hunter instinctively standing up in front of the hexsquad unconsciously guarding. Even if they are simply hanging out. They ask him about it and he admits he does it without even noticing.

Of course a lot of these behaviors stem from PTSD like him being hyper vigilante and being prepared to defend from any possible attack but even in moments he knows he safe he’s always watching making sure they don’t get hurt by something little like falling and making sure their all secure. He’s not even violent just defensive.

He keeps them organized even if can’t keep himself organized, he becomes aware of their mannerism in a objective way, he guides them. They basically become his herd in way.

Even if Luz could be seen being the ‘leader’, Hunter is always next to her ever so slightly in front, like a guard.

Luz is also protective but that’s a habit she developed while again for Hunter it’s ingrained.

It’s quite cute actually if you ignore his past, him being a protective friend willing to defend the people he cares about no matter what.

In short Hunter got that Doberman/collie instinct in him lol

Any who, love me a protective Hunter

[elitadream]

it’s most likely (most definitely) unintentional, but sword fighter peach’s colour scheme is the same as mario’s!!

the red, the blue, the white, the gold..

i love it!!!

the shades are different, but i’ll take whatever canon mareach i can get. 🤫

It is, and I actually love that so much! 👏

The idea that Peach would choose an assortment of colors that purposely match Mario's day-to-day clothes is delightful and I very much approve of this headcanon. 😏💯

Maybe Mario wouldn't notice right away. But Luigi definitely would, and he'd huff to himself in a mix of playful amusement and worn indulgence once the realization would hit. xD

[cacaocheri]

made a little meme to help me while i process through my grief. this realization was comforting in a way

[ventique18]

🐉 attends the usual meeting he has with his officials. It's a rather warm day so he takes off his formal cloak as he walks to his seat. He's wearing white underneath, which is a rarity for him, so it's only natural that everyone's eyes are on him.

Some official: "... Your Holiness, if you do not mind me speaking."

🐉: "Do talk."

Official: "We would not mind waiting as long as you would take, so if it is in your apt decision to change your outfit, we would exercise due patience."

He glances at his back; to where everybody's staring at. His dress shirt, white and pristine, is a stark contrast to the lines and lines of colorful doodles of flowers, sun and clouds, stick-like figures resembling that of dragons and humans and a bat and a crocodile and a cat, all smiling and holding hands. He smiles tenderly as he recalls his adorable child and his lovely spouse both latched to his back earlier that morning; giggling secretly as they played with the pens they bought at a fair the other day. He had scribbled their faces with hearts and circles as retribution after.

🐉: "Is there something wrong with it? Why, I personally think it's the height of fashion!"

The next day, half of the country goes to work in a white shirt filled with their own personalized doodles.

[mblue-art]

drew @owl-bones's lv20 dust!cross boy, strike 💗 (pre-redesign) (new design here!)

silly xtras + simp thoughts under the cut

a shitpost ... ft silly au bc i got attached to how blorbo i made my sona in it...

im just a lil guye... against big scary tall skeleman constantly burning lots of magic... who easily crumbles to even the smallest bit of affection... he'll be dead on the fukcign gorund when im done w him /j/j/j/j/lh/aff <333

self-indulgent scenario/au surrounding my simping (just like all my other AUs in my head lololol) is called icecube (for now,, 👉👈),, yearned hard during an especially chilly rainy day, and felt so cold i joked that i was turning into ice-- then i got attacked with simp thoughts about how he'd be sooo warm and toasty (,,perfect for the weather,,,/)/////(\;;) and the silly thought of being the ice to his warmth-- his little icecube-- is very /////wwww

i love,, the visual of getting cold chilly hands and just reaching up to cup his cheeks and feel his ambient(?) magic warming my hands up and the whole gesture simultaneously making him melt,,

an icecube can only cool off a magic-burning body so much,, but i hope he enjoys the feeling lots everytime he holds cold lil me to his chest uwu 🧊💙❤️‍🔥