#who's that girl?!?!?!?

[eljeebee]

Who’s that girl? Part 1

Julie had just left the commons. She was there to return the book she borrowed and paid her respects to the tomb by the tree, which was placed in honor of a beloved servo. On her way back to the housing, she found someone familiar…

“Well, well, well…”

“Louie, has my brother told you anything about a girl?”

“Ah Watcher!”

A hand on his chest, he took quite a deep breath. “Hoooo! Julie, you scared me! Have you been here waiting for your brother???”

“No, but I’m waiting for you, Lou. So, is Mousse telling you about some girl?”

Louie sat beside her, “No…he hasn’t mentioned anyone…yet. Why?”

“I found him walking with another girl. See, we both know he rarely speaks to other girls, especially to someone he’s not acquainted with. If you ask me, I think the only girls he’ll gladly talk with are with Mummy, or Penny, or me, or even Sid. He never speaks to another girl first, but even then, he likes to keep chatting short.”

“Maybe the girl struck a conversation with him?”

“No, he looked quite happy. I know my brother. He won’t smile to girls trying to do small talk with him.”

“You want me to investigate, don’t you?”

Julie smirked, “You just read my mind, Lou.”

“See ya later, Julie,” Louie said as Julie turned on her heel. “I’ll pass the secret info to Sid, duchess ma’am!”

Julie let out a laugh.

“Julie! I just got back from class! Spill some royal tea!”

“You won’t believe what I saw. My brother’s talking…with a girl! And not just talking…he’s smiling, Sid. Smiling!”

Sid smirked. “Are you thinking what I’m thinking?”

Julie smirked back. “Potential girlfriend?”

“Potential girlfriend.”

They giggled.

“Want me to ask Lou about it tonight?”

“Why not? So you’ll have another reason to do your nightly…escapades.”

Sid giggled.

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[lrndvs]

compliments from girls go hard

[disableddyke]

[crow-caller]

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

[noperopesaredope]

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

[a-drama-addict]

not caring too much about a fandom’s favourite guy is the worst. you’ll think “oh i’ll look into the tag see if anything new and cool’s there” and it’s just that fucking guy again

[worldwide-wendy]

[emi4ks]

For the love of tongues you will love it 🔥👅👅🥰

[fluffy--cookie]

[ohmanareyoucereal69]

[novaneondream]

Anyways what kind of music do you think Eri listens to

[valtsv]

will never understand the misogynistic inclination to pigeonhole every female character into the "exasperated sensible mom friend" role as if there's anything better than a woman so devoid of maternal instincts that she makes wire mother look soft. woman who rolls over and walks out onto the balcony to smoke a post-coital cigarette alone and leaves without a note or any kind of acknowledgement after sleeping with you because she can't stand the vulnerability of sleeping next to someone, or waking up beside them the following morning. woman whose idea of relaxing is abusing substances alone in a dark corner somewhere, and snarling and snapping at anyone who approaches her, regardless of intent. woman so emotionally unavailable she fails or refuses to notice that her lame ass partner is trying to push the divorce papers until they've taken the kids and left a heartfelt but scathing note pinned to the fridge. woman with more vices than genuine friends. woman whose expression stays blank and arms remain limply at her sides when you wrap her up in yours for a hug. woman without a gentle touch in her body, with nothing but rough edges and sharp angles.

[millificent]

Every Nico Di Angelo fan focusing more on the background of the episode than the actual plot

[stardustmuseum]

girls will be like “this shade of green 😍” about every shade of green they see, and they’re right

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[pandainstincts]