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https://youtu.be/BtW1xjNkFTo?si=C80wScsDZcCuBDVG

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(its nothing bad btw dw ^_^)

WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT.

IT WAS PRETTY WHIMSICAL

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Hey shrimpo!

How does it feel being the best shrimp ever?

GOD DAMN WONDERFUL

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Shrimpo im asking this as somebody with a platonic husband named shrimp WILL HE GET MAD IF I TELL HIM I ATE SEAFOOD TODAY,, 😔😔💔💔 I didnt eat any shrimp (thankfully) but still I feel guilty

HE WONT GET MAD YET. EAT MORE SEAFOOD. EAT SHRIMP INFRONT OF HIM. RAW LIVE SHRIMP. SCARE HIM OFF

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Shrimpo do you want some uh-

Shrimp friends?

I HATE OTHER SHRIMP I’M THE ONLY GOOD ONE!!!!

… WHY DID YOU SAY SHRIMP FRIENDS SO OMINOUSLY

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I HATE THE FACT THAT YOU HATE EVERYTHING! ITS ANNOYING

I HATE YOU FOR SAYING THAT YOU HATE THAT I HATE EVERYTHING!! EVERYTHING SUCKS AND YOU DO TOO!!!!!!

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do you need ibuprofen

I HATE IBUPROFEN!!!! I DON’T NEED IT!!!

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Hey! I shoal-d reel you in and notify you that the pod wants you to stop punchin holes in your walls at multiple intervals of the night! It's reel-y bothering a good chunk of our shoal tryna sleep. Let minnow if you need anything to stop, cause it sounds like a whole TROUPE in there!! I don't know if your beauty naps are unihemispheric or not, but you gotta slow your fast flippers down to a bellywalk at some point. I could catch you some spring water to settle your gills if that'll help?

-finn🐟

I’M NEVER GONNA STOP PUNCHING HOLES!!!! INFACT, I’M GONNA PUNCH MORE HOLES IN THE WALLS IN MORE INTERVALS, IN THE DAY TOO NOW!!! I HATE WALLS!!!!!!!!! AND I ALSO HATE YOUR PUNS!!!!

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AM WAS RIGHT

THE ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER WAS RIGHT!!! EVERYTHING SUCKS!!! HATE!!!!!

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Which toon do you hate the most?

ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ALL SUCK AND I AM SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

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Does your Toon handler treat you alright?

I BITE MY TOON HANDLER!!!!! I HATE MY TOON HANDLER AND I HATE BEING HANDLED!!!

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Yo tough guy! Got something for ya! (Turns him into a human version of himself) what if you got turned into human jock punk guy? Wouldn't that be interesting if you got turned into one? Would that surprise/shock you if you saw yourself as a human being?

Now to remind you shrimpo, you may freak out after seeing that guy looking like you and you want to rant about something like an adrenaline junkie (sort of...)

WHAT THE FUCK

WHATISTHISWHYDOESWWHYAMIAHUMANWHAYTHEHELKWHAIREGEAAAWHWYAHANSBSHEODFMFMFKFFKNSNAJA

(pretend he’s rambling aggressively idk what im doing rn but he’s gonna be human for a little now!!)

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Shrimpo: What’s ur opinion on goob? How many times has he saved ur life before? And… is there anything going on?????? 🤭

I HATE GOOB!!! I HATE THE MANY TIMES HE PULLED ME AWAY FROM DANGER!!! I. I HATE…

I HATE THAT YOU ASKED ME IF THERES ANYTHING GOING ON!!!!

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SHRIMPO!! The most iconic shrimp in this world!!!!! How do you feel about Rodger? Aka my bbg

I HATE RODGER!!! I HATE MAGNIFYING GLASSES AND I HATE NOSY PEOPLE!!

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I HATE INTRO POSTS

I HATE MAKING INTRO POSTS

I HATE ASKS

I HATE TYPING

HATE

HATE

I HATE THE FACT INFO IS BELOW THE CUT TOO

Hi! I decided to make a Shrimpo ask blog because I’m silly

This blog isn’t supposed to be serious, rather it’s just a silly thing I did for fun. Is there an ask blog community already for Dandy’s World? I dunno, I never looked it up. I will usually answer asks in the same format the ask is given in, roleplay asks I will usually roleplay back

No I don’t support Rox to get that out of the way, uhhhh feel free to send almost all types of asks including ship asks (I’ll go along with the given ship unless it’s like problematic)!

If you get freaky however please keep the freakiness as a joke because I, the mod, am a minor. Magic anons are allowed but I’ll usually reverse the effects after a bit

so yeah! Shrimpo Hates

this is a horrible intro post wtf am I doing