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I spent the first half of my life so shy and introverted that it still makes me a little giddy that I'm now the kind of person to casually ask a stranger if her coffee also tastes like mud.
#it did reader#it was a very cute interaction where we both were like#look we know this place isn't good#but it's not normally THIS bad#and then we had a little chat about coffee on the sidewalk#younger me would have been in absolute awe#(for locals it's Park Ave cafe#I can't help being fond of it even though it's very mediocre#because it's so charmingly dated#no oretension or fluorishes#it feels like food my grandmother#who sucked at cooking#would make)
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merry Christmas klancers 🎅
#I did the whole happy holidays art and I was like yayyyy I’m done I did my Xmas art#but um everyone looked like they were having so much fun w Xmas klance doodles I had to get in#klance#Voltron#vld#art#my art#Keith kogane#Lance McClain#I scheduled this at 2am but now it’s out im no longer abt to pass out I can dissertate in the tags#anyway I think they’d both be pretty awful cooks#like realistically a klance cookie making situation would be like#both of them oversold their cookie making skills and ended up in a contest (hunks the judge) for who could make them best#but they’d both suck. burnt salty raw awful etc etc#and they’d be beefing so hard like they’d take it so seriously#but for the sake of me wanting to draw cute Xmas art#let’s just say Lance is the slightly less horrendous cook and can make some cookies#there is no world I can reconcile Keith with the kitchen#I just know that boy feeds off instant noodles and unseasoned jerky
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ID 🪪
#my art#ocs#original character#quinn#vincent#qv art#the lore is transpiring the traumas are pending#govt sanctioned murder bfs but only one of them sucks blood (for now)#quinn: just some guy. kicked dog. mommy issues™️.probable death wish. trauma prophecies. gay...etc#vince: bisexual black british. vamp. normal relationship with Sins. also maybe has half the spirit of a nazi in his soul(it's complicated)💅#I may not be cooking yet just lightly sautéing 👩🍳#quinncent#apologies to the real life quinn lacey who played basketball for a christian university circa 2020... your name is mine now 🫰
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i love how we all thought that sylus was going to be this ruthless yandere brat tamer enemy turned lover when, in reality, he’s the biggest submissive tsundere who’s a whiny, clingy and attention seeking brat with the biggest praise kink ever
#love me a loser like that#the fact that he’s so romantic too#but when only when he’s in the mood#sylus#love and deepspace#love and deepspace sylus#sylus x reader#AND THE FACT HE’S UNLUCKY?!#huge hc that sylus sucks at cooking and it’s the twins who cook#sylus sucks at house chorse period#he’s just a spoiled princess is what he is#listen
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with the amount that the main series dunks on the forbidden cities i would just love for unraveled to be just an unabashed celebration of humanity. like yes there is poverty and pollution and crime but also there is dancing and music and rollercoasters and scary movies. let keefe discover the beauty here! the first book was all about the wonder of the lost cities but unraveled could be all about the wonder of the forbidden cities
#i just have such a hard time with how much the series dunks on humans#which understandably so#but i just want unraveled to enjoy the forbidden cities#like if i have to read a book of keefe just being like “this food is garbage and the air smells bad and it sucks”#it would get really tired#i think there is an inherent life to humanity that the lost cities lack#there is no drive to live excitingly when you live forever because you don't have to squeeze as much as you can in#let keefe get a taste of that!!!!#its something that would SO lend itself to his character#as someone who was chronically punished as a child for being too much#LET HIM BE MUCH WITH HUMANITY#maybe all these tags should be in the post but eh#this is where i prefer to cook lol#kotlc#kotlc unraveled
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Leyendecker study stuffs yuppee
#artists on tumblr#scp#scp foundation#scp fanart#Dr Alto Clef#Dr Clef#Implied ClefDraki? I dunno#jc leyendecker#Who let the guy cook#Quality suck af
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been spending today thinking about this total princess
#who let him#why is he laying like this#also hiiiii cookie in the background#he’s so cunty with it#such a girl#my girlfriend tbh#Alex Turner#humbug alex turner#humbug#arctic monkeys#whatever people say i am that's what i'm not#favourite worst nightmare#suck it and see#jamie cook#AM#tranquility base hotel and casino#the car#igfhhdhhdhdhshjaka crazy
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Can't stop thinking about Cale waking up in the middle of the night feeling hungry. He thinks everyone is asleep so he goes to the kitchen to cook something simple for himself (like steamed egg or whatever easy Korean meal he can do with the ingredients available).
Then comes Beacrox who has learned to be alert to people coming in and out of the kitchen at all times (because Choi Han keeps sneaking in to try and cook). So when his young master enters the kitchen he's on high alert thinking Choi Han is up to no good again.
However instead of Choi Han, Beacrox sees Cale. Still half asleep but is meticulously cooking a midnight snack for himself. It looks like the redhead knows what his doing despite his sleepy state so the chef opted to watch.
And oh my god was he a good cook.
Beacrox didn't know where the hell his young master learned how to cook but he cooks so we'll.
After that day he doesn't kick Cale out whenever he enters the kitchen (except when his filthy). Choi Han can complain all he wants but his never entering Beacrox's territory unlike the young master.
#wrote this using my phone#because its rotting my brain#i love men who can cook#but choi han is fine too#even if he sucks at cooking#le rants#trash of the count's family#lout of the count’s family#tcf#lcf#cale henituse#lotcf#totcf#beacrox molan#choi han#tcf choi han#tcf cale#tcf beacrox
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imagine you are playing a story-based game w the opportunity to learn more abt charas thru a relationship system (eg visual novels), and your ability to explore every relationship is linked to your success in a different part of the game.
#lili talking#lili dev#did you know! shop systems FUCKING suck#make stuff too cheap = good players do everything like halfway thru#make stuff too expensive = only players who optimize from the start can get everything#personally i dont think option 1 in the poll is good game design but. maybe people actually like it!!!#and option 3 i think feels bad if your failures early on lock u out from later stuff#but i dont go here (visual novels) so idfk whats expected#thanks for being my willing lab rats along this journey 🫡#still cant talk abt this yet but. i promise im cooking#let me cook!! in silence!!!!!!#<- person whos every waking moment is consumed by stuff she wants to share but cant
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In the mountains, all he could think of was reaching the Wall and finding the three-eyed crow, but now that they were here he was filled with fears.
#am i cooking am i cooking#thenorthsource#valyrianscrolls#bran stark#brynden rivers#bloodraven#lyanna stark#rhaegar targaryen#lyanna and the starklings#magic in asoiaf#prophecies of asoiaf#the song of ice and fire#ndn starks#rani graphics#lawyering for bran#took me forever to think of a quote omg.#obviously the tags are implying my ‘rhaegar told lyanna about aegon’s dream/whatever the book equivalent is’ theory#but just like a general ‘starkling who feels alienated from society runs away to a magical targaryen for help. it goes sideways.’ way#i hope the quote makes sense. i was trying to get across the ‘longing for this dude to have a fairy tale way of fixing my problems’#into ‘oh fuck so fairy tales kind of suck and are terrifying’
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Typing "capsaicin snake effect" into the search bar so i can figure out if yakumo can eat spicy food
#it's telling me that primarily mammals are affected#and the few times they tried it on snakes#it didn't really do much except mess with their processing abilities a bit#so what you're saying is that yakumo will primarily not be affected by spicy food.#but maybe with super spicy things#he might get a lil loopy? a lil nose clogged ? a momentary distraction? but no pain#if yakumo's tears are mala sauce then it only makes sense that he can eat mala amirite#mammals are the ones who suffer huh.........#i am imagining the yokai trio eating some hella spicy food#yakumo is eating unaware of the presence of capsaicin. he's happily describing the textural and flavour profiles of the dish#garu is a lil confused. this food hurts a bit. but it's still tasty so... gotta keep eating.. OW drink milk? THEN EAT MORE! YEAH!#kuya is OBLITERATED#for all we know the version that kuya got could have only been seasoned with a bit of black pepper#but old fox scrunches up his entire face as soon as it hits his tongue#and he slams the dish into the trash (with dramatic angry flair) like he's a veteran judge on a cooking show#garu WILL eat that thing out of the trash if you don't stop him#if rei is more bird than man then he won't be affected either#i'm gonna go ahead and think even if he IS more man than bird... he'll still be unaffected.#rei probably eats toxic waste akin to blade and garu levels . he is beyond human. he has experimebnted beyond Mortal Stomachs#blade is in the corner crunching on what you THINK is a candy apple. but it is not that. it is an orb of molten glass#(blade's spicy food is hot metal? yeah. he'll eat that capsaicin like it's nothing. give him an orchard of chillis.)#(actually. maybe don't. because the next time eiden sucks him off there gonna be some COMEDIC consequences)
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i think my most abnormal fandom trait is i'm incapable of being attracted to characters who represent the oppressive establishment even if they're hot. like every day i find out about a new guy i didn't know we were putting in the simping pool because i just can't fathom thinking anyone who's besties with the government is sexy. even uniforms don't get me 90% of the time. i don't think "hey sailor 😏" i think "is there a problem officer?" and the Careless Whisper playing in the background ceases instantly. go change into your civvies and have a breakdown over the innocent blood on your hands shed in the name of preserving the System and don't shave for a week and i MIGHT consider.
#roy mustang is about as close as it gets but he's actively overthrowing the government he's in and nothing is hotter than that#but like this is why i was so surprised the zeff vs garp poll had garp winning for hotness like HUH???#sexy pirate dad who can cook is RIGHT THERE and you want the guy who's sucking the government's ding dong so hard he lets his grandson die??#inconceivable#fandom#hear me out cake#kinda#shipping#simping#blorbos#government#anti establishment#punk
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getting all the education/degrees I can and planning so I can get the fuck out of this country >>>>
#🪷—faerie whispers#because I still don’t like these fucking ppl#done all that yip yapping in my ask box and these ppl still suck#idec who wins#I want out of this hellhole. bc were cooked either way#everybody voting for the wrong reasons anyways so who gives a fuck#I’ve been saving and I plan to get one more degree before I leave#I’ve been heavily considering Japan or Germany#there really isn’t shit here for me#ppl always say ‘wont you have to deal w racism/colorism?’#a cop yelled at me to move my truck out in front of a store even tho I’m on a cane and couldn’t walk far#black men literally have been ignoring and treating me like shit for my entire life since elementary school#trust me when I say nothing could be worse than what I’ve gone through#I’m ready to leave#we have no future under a capitalist society#and a government that no matter what prioritizes war and profit over ppl’s lives#I have no intelligent words for this#I’m truly tired#and for all the dumbasses who were pissed off at me for what I said in august#stay mad bc I have nothing for y’all either#y’all owe Palestinians an apology#they’re the main ones suffering from this ignorance#and we’re next
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Going to walk into the fucking water 🙏👍🚶➡️🌊
#going insane. cant sleep the fucking constant irregular snoring… ahut the fuck uppppp please#no peace or autonomy in the day and i can’t even rest at night. day 2 of 2 weeks 👍#earplugs do not drown it out. i can’t sleep through it. im going genuinely insane#like distress tolerance works for not like clawing my own face off out of hate#but it does feel like 2 straight weeks of keeping my hand in the Dune pain box#exactly how I prefer to spend my only time off from my phd coursework btw#seething with sublimated resentment and anger while wearing Steel Plated Happy Mask#god forbid I get to relax or have a nice time with people who like me or cook food or read in bed#nope ! just holiday hate and competitive ulcer cultivation.#not going to put my head thru a wall because i’m an adult with emotional control#but sooo awesome to get to spend the next 2 weeks exhausted and wishing I could#and then straight back into constant work. awesome. Not clawing face off. Doing awesome#btw dbt is great for some things but i do hate how it is like. aorry if your environment sucks and other people are tangibly causing you#real distress. however : it is your responsibility to absorb the impact and defuse it#Like pleeease I’ve had the best year of my liiife why is 36 hours with my parents enough to send me straight to hell#at that point I feel the problem is less my emotional regulation skill#and more that when people treat me badly or in ways i find upsetting i become naturally: Upset?#big if true. whatevwerrrr okay im just going to sit in the fucking hotel lounge and work on fic or somwthing. fine
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Lol I did it organized a Christmas event and not enough people came so I completed all 24 entries by myself, merry Christmas everyone
#cracken whispers#sometimes it do be you and your 10000 ideas and 0 audience#never forget who’s there for you when you’re locked in (it’s just you)#to everyone who said I can’t do it suck my pp#actually nobody said that no one cared#I slept for a total of 6 hours this entire week but I did what I need and you can’t argue with results#don’t worry the secret Santa thing is still on I’m cooking shit#I am a crazy woman and I like my ship#am I going to die? is this a manic episode! I don’t know but I do know I will be spam posting a lot of shit so merry Christmas
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blue lock is fascinating for a lot of reasons but one is in how it's like. roughly equally nationalistic and self-hating at the same time
#i can't form coherent thoughts about it rn but it's like.#the way everyone who behaves and looks in a way that isn't acceptable is a part of the Other but also Our Ingroup Fucking SUCKS .#masayapping#not maintagging i may get cooked
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