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bluemoonrabbit · 7 months ago

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I spent the first half of my life so shy and introverted that it still makes me a little giddy that I'm now the kind of person to casually ask a stranger if her coffee also tastes like mud.

#it did reader #it was a very cute interaction where we both were like #look we know this place isn't good #but it's not normally THIS bad #and then we had a little chat about coffee on the sidewalk #younger me would have been in absolute awe #(for locals it's Park Ave cafe #I can't help being fond of it even though it's very mediocre #because it's so charmingly dated #no oretension or fluorishes #it feels like food my grandmother #who sucked at cooking #would make)

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heynhay · 1 year ago

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merry Christmas klancers 🎅

#I did the whole happy holidays art and I was like yayyyy I’m done I did my Xmas art #but um everyone looked like they were having so much fun w Xmas klance doodles I had to get in #klance #Voltron #vld #art #my art #Keith kogane #Lance McClain #I scheduled this at 2am but now it’s out im no longer abt to pass out I can dissertate in the tags #anyway I think they’d both be pretty awful cooks #like realistically a klance cookie making situation would be like #both of them oversold their cookie making skills and ended up in a contest (hunks the judge) for who could make them best #but they’d both suck. burnt salty raw awful etc etc #and they’d be beefing so hard like they’d take it so seriously #but for the sake of me wanting to draw cute Xmas art #let’s just say Lance is the slightly less horrendous cook and can make some cookies #there is no world I can reconcile Keith with the kitchen #I just know that boy feeds off instant noodles and unseasoned jerky

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moth-flowers · 5 days ago

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moth-flowers #21

#moth flowers #comics #my art #blood cw #autobio comics #pen and ink #Made this one a few months ago a little after we first made out and i was lowkey getting rlly obsessive and it sucked ass #Like recognizing its infatuation doesn't make it go away as it turns out ToT #Anyways. we were fwb for a while and it was cool n chill then they ended it. and i thought i was cool n chill and over it but SIKE #They get a BF and I am consumed by an overwhelming amount of the Jealousy Beast and overall lots of Big Emotions.#That was what the 'dyke drama' post was about btw #Its been a few days I'm doing a lot better and I'm greatful for that. lotta help from my friends by just hangin' out and talking and asking #For their opinions n shit. been pretty good. made a cake and it fucks and im so sexy for that actually #Like damn the person who was lowkey my ideal partner told me they weren't in a place for commitment #And then they get into a commitment. and although i know it realistically wouldn't have worked out in the long-run (I'll b moving. they def #aren't) I was still fucked up about. But I bet I'm a better cook than him. and also sexier and cooler #(IM ACTUALLY FRIENDS WITH THE GUY AND HE'S PRETTY COOL BUT ALSO LIKE. LET ME BE A PETTY I THINK I'VE EARNED IT)#Annnnywayssss. This is lowkey one of my fav comics i think :D i mean i feel that way about most of them.#But i REALLY like the way the perspective n stuff turned out. like ough fuck yeah #And i make references to the last line all the time with friends that I've shown this to.#ramble in the tags #Thank u to whoever is reading this. pls share ur thoughts and experiences! connection and shit is one of my fave parts of this <3

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cavennmalore · 9 months ago

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with the amount that the main series dunks on the forbidden cities i would just love for unraveled to be just an unabashed celebration of humanity. like yes there is poverty and pollution and crime but also there is dancing and music and rollercoasters and scary movies. let keefe discover the beauty here! the first book was all about the wonder of the lost cities but unraveled could be all about the wonder of the forbidden cities

#i just have such a hard time with how much the series dunks on humans #which understandably so #but i just want unraveled to enjoy the forbidden cities #like if i have to read a book of keefe just being like “this food is garbage and the air smells bad and it sucks”#it would get really tired #i think there is an inherent life to humanity that the lost cities lack #there is no drive to live excitingly when you live forever because you don't have to squeeze as much as you can in #let keefe get a taste of that!!!!#its something that would SO lend itself to his character #as someone who was chronically punished as a child for being too much #LET HIM BE MUCH WITH HUMANITY #maybe all these tags should be in the post but eh #this is where i prefer to cook lol #kotlc #kotlc unraveled

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dev0nbm · 7 months ago

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Leyendecker study stuffs yuppee

#artists on tumblr #scp #scp foundation #scp fanart #Dr Alto Clef #Dr Clef #Implied ClefDraki? I dunno #jc leyendecker #Who let the guy cook #Quality suck af

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humbugtrack3 · 7 months ago

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been spending today thinking about this total princess

#who let him #why is he laying like this #also hiiiii cookie in the background #he’s so cunty with it #such a girl #my girlfriend tbh #Alex Turner #humbug alex turner #humbug #arctic monkeys #whatever people say i am that's what i'm not #favourite worst nightmare #suck it and see #jamie cook #AM #tranquility base hotel and casino #the car #igfhhdhhdhdhshjaka crazy

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evelili · 7 months ago

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imagine you are playing a story-based game w the opportunity to learn more abt charas thru a relationship system (eg visual novels), and your ability to explore every relationship is linked to your success in a different part of the game.

#lili talking #lili dev #did you know! shop systems FUCKING suck #make stuff too cheap = good players do everything like halfway thru #make stuff too expensive = only players who optimize from the start can get everything #personally i dont think option 1 in the poll is good game design but. maybe people actually like it!!!#and option 3 i think feels bad if your failures early on lock u out from later stuff #but i dont go here (visual novels) so idfk whats expected #thanks for being my willing lab rats along this journey 🫡#still cant talk abt this yet but. i promise im cooking #let me cook!! in silence!!!!!!#<- person whos every waking moment is consumed by stuff she wants to share but cant

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atopvisenyashill · 2 months ago

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In the mountains, all he could think of was reaching the Wall and finding the three-eyed crow, but now that they were here he was filled with fears.

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sailing-ever-west · 3 months ago

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i think my most abnormal fandom trait is i'm incapable of being attracted to characters who represent the oppressive establishment even if they're hot. like every day i find out about a new guy i didn't know we were putting in the simping pool because i just can't fathom thinking anyone who's besties with the government is sexy. even uniforms don't get me 90% of the time. i don't think "hey sailor 😏" i think "is there a problem officer?" and the Careless Whisper playing in the background ceases instantly. go change into your civvies and have a breakdown over the innocent blood on your hands shed in the name of preserving the System and don't shave for a week and i MIGHT consider.

#roy mustang is about as close as it gets but he's actively overthrowing the government he's in and nothing is hotter than that #but like this is why i was so surprised the zeff vs garp poll had garp winning for hotness like HUH???#sexy pirate dad who can cook is RIGHT THERE and you want the guy who's sucking the government's ding dong so hard he lets his grandson die??#inconceivable #fandom #hear me out cake #kinda #shipping #simping #blorbos #government #anti establishment #punk

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fluffydeoxys · 8 days ago

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raghghh i fucking finished it YIPPE!!!! okay well finished is generous this thing will always be changing. but it was funny to see ripping out half of the gdoc content/word count and replacing it with entirely new stuff when I thought "surely I can't write that much again." anyway!

zero's new and improved google doc! hurrah!

i'll add it to my pinned later once I make a masterpost document that catalogues all my characters. I'll write something up for Rory too, albeit it'd probably just be a personality summary and some trivia bits. maybe a loose history outline as well

i wanna write a bit about jeb and sheriff in there cus I think she has something pretty interesting with them too. i need to draw em little icons and probably redo the rest anyway. still need to think of smth for bossman and q-bert and probably expand a little more on her thoughts on the arena cast. I'm not as good with headcanoning those little guys besides skinner, dave and pava (for some reason. all because of a funny accidental thing I did in game)

anyway! if ya have any questions, i'd love to answer asks! I'm gonna be chipping away and refining it periodically, and I'm a lot happier with this revision!

#oc: zero #_text #i'm really proud of zero's dynamic with deimos and doc in particular ngl #it's hard to describe the feelings and mental images i have abt 2b0 but its so complicated and back and forth #in this way i really enjoy. and then with deimos its this fascinating contrast of deimos wanting #to be “like” her but reality he admires her a bunch and likes her and zero doesn't understand why he feels any of that #yet there's this spark of life and humanity in him that she wants to cradle and learn from #idkkkk i'm just very pleased with myself for once. i don't think all of my thoughts are together and perfectly refined #but i made some good strides today whereas previously i was like “am i even cooking this sucks” LOL #moral of the story neva give up. what feels like utter hopelessness is not permanent #even for the smallest things one day you will find success and joy and it will be you who achieved that!

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phantomsies · 4 months ago

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getting all the education/degrees I can and planning so I can get the fuck out of this country >>>>