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atopvisenyashill · 2 months ago

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In the mountains, all he could think of was reaching the Wall and finding the three-eyed crow, but now that they were here he was filled with fears.

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prlssprfctn · 10 days ago

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Imagine in the beginning, before Red Hood's goons figure out that he is a baby, they think he is a single dad of a bunch of kids, instead. And it is not like they are wrong, since he does parent all kids of Crime Alley, but they mean not them. They mean Bats, instead.

No one is sure how old Red Hood is. But they saw a single white streak of the hair once, so he is... old, right? And these Batkids, they always hang around him, whining and asking for something - surely, it is his kids? Right? That gotta be it.

Red Hood: Now, back to- Sorry, I need to take a call. Goons: Sure, sir. Red Hood: What... Oh my god, Red. What do you mean, you don't know how to wash the carpet without- Spoiled brat. Okay, listen to me, you first need to get a really hot water... Goons: That's definitely his son being in troubles.

(It was Tim, who accidentally ruined Alfred's favourite carpet. He was in big troubles that day.)

Robin, appearing on the doorstep of Red Hood's den: Scram. I am here to see Hood. Goons, staring at little Damian: Hm-m. Red Hood, pushing them away: Bad day? (Damian wordlessly raising his arms to be picked up by Jason) Okay. It is fine. Goons: Hm-m-M.

Nightwing, whining: You are so boring. Why don't you want to play Twister with us this Sunday? Red Hood, rolling his eyes: Shut up. Goons, overhearing the conversation: Kids, am I right? Red Hood: Huh?

Goons, watching Batman and Red Hood shouting on each other on the rooftop: Hey, do we think Batman is also his kid?.. Goons: (thoughtful pause) Red Hood, completely pissed off by his dad in the meanwhile: I am TIRED of you. Go back to your stupid ass CAVE and think about your behaviour. I don't want to see you AGAIN. Batman: But- Red Hood: OUT OF MY TURF. NOW!!! Goons, staring at Batman, who walks away sulkily: ...HM-M.

Red Hood, staring at the "Best Dad" merch, given him by his goons on his birthday: I am confused. Do they mean kids from Alley, or they view themselves as my kids... What does it mean? Uh. Whatever. It is kinda sweet. Red Hood, on the next day: Thanks, guys. Very thoughtful of you! Goons, high-fiving each other: Sure, boss!

#(a few months later) Red Hood: I AM NOT CALLING YOU ALL GOOD BOYS YOU THOUGHT I WAS THEIR DAD?????????????#in their defense... he kept cooking for bats and agressively mother-henning... how could they know???#jason todd #red hood #dcu comics #batman #dcu #dc universe #batfamily #bruce wayne #batfam #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #this is such a stupid concept but-

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zillychu · 5 months ago

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everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn

#genshin impact #venti #what am i cooking?? no idea #oh this isnt canon? dont care leave me alone #i remember thinking years ago how badass it would be to have to fight all the archons in reverse order once u get to celestia #like. not that they want to. but celestia or the heavenly principles control them not thru the gnosis but thru their thrones #dont. dont think about it too much i do NOT have enough brains to keep up with accurate lore details #i just want to see venti having lied about being the 'weakest' archon. that bitch has a fucking church theres no way. also gap moe is hhh #fitting to have your first major ally end up being a final-ish boss fight #zilly art

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mielplante · 5 months ago

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#qinghua : chat am i cooked #svsss #luo binghe #shang qinghua #the scum villain's self saving system #fanart #illustration #mxtx

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xo8ball · 1 year ago

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i love everything about you that is weird. btw. if you even care.

#positivity beam GET LOVED IDIOT #what am i cooking #1k #<- holy fuckin bingle!#2k #3k #4k #5k #6k #WHAT. WHAT. HAVENT SEEN THIS IN A WEEK WHAT #7k #8k #9k #GIRLS HI #10k #11k

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wanderingibon · 3 months ago

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" I noticed that you've been smiling more, Lucanis. "

" ...Have I? ...Si, I suppose I have been. "

#lucanis dellamorte #VERY happy w how this turned out #lucanis #dragon age veilguard #dragon age #the idea is that rook and lucanis went on a gondola ride in treviso and both of them are awful at steering it + it tipped over #but the two just look at each other and start laughing like heck #that being said feel free to read this as lucanis w other characters hehe i am 100% for lucanis being happy however way #lucanis x rook #ibon draws #artists on tumblr #the brainworms bc Lucanis is above water but also okay w being in the seawater after a year in the ossuary... i care him sm #veilguard spoilers #id in alt text #chat i love him i'm so cooked. spotify play thats amore #rookanis

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roppiepop · 1 year ago

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Who’s coming to the cookout?

#bruce wayne #tim drake #damian wayne #cassandra cain #batman #red robin #dc robin #batgirl #dc comics #batfam #batfamily #roppie tries to draw #WE ARE GOING TO IGNORE that comic where bruce seems to be able to cook now #bcs this has been in my drafts for literal years lmao thats how slow i am w these #this comic is also known as ‘wordless communication: how well your family knows you’#dont think too much abt the particulars abt any aspect of this ok 😃👍#i had fun playing around w how i color thinngs i hope its not too messy!!#WAIT DOES THIS SAY COOK-OFF I MEANT COOKOUT!!!!!!!!#(its not a roppie piece without a typo but please OTL read that as i intended im on the ground

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sarovhs · 4 months ago

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The pvp civilization experience so far

#pvp civilization #pvpciv #evbo #to anyone that follows for life series and hermitcraft who just got jumpscared by pvpciv I apologize it will happen again #this man is cooking and I am eating it up

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cartoonsinthemorning · 6 months ago

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The Most StanTwins Coded Meme ever to exist, and no one went for it yet? Absolutely untolerable, I had to do it myself.

#gravity falls #stanley pines #stanford pines #stan pines #grunkle stan #grunkle ford #than again I am a notorious Self-Chef #always cooking my own (delicious) food #this is the hard life of Lover of Fine Things & Haver of The Good Taste

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lilybug-02 · 9 months ago

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This is Pixel, my Porygon2. She gets really excited when touching carpet - like hilariously so. I always figured it was because real life textures are kinda new and exciting for a digital creature. @realpokemon

#shut up. I want to cook. and I am cooking irl pokemon #I am really charged up to draw rn. And this is what came to mind. I am all over the place. ADHD got by brain in a chokehold #Proygon is my favorite pokemon so I felt like I had to #perfect little guy #pokemon #porygon #irl pokemon #art #my art #this is a photo of my dog and I edited like the maniac I am #unreality

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cart00nmilk · 1 month ago

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