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Tfw I randomly feel extreme amounts of anger and annoyance towards someone because they just criticised my shit decision from before
And I get more and more aggravated by them being in my territory and forcing me to do dumb shit for no reason so I snap???
And they go: oo haha you're so angry! Your face got so red lol (my face literally never goes red, even during workouts, only in extreme circumstances)
And I'm like: well you called me an idiot! Thats a good cause for anger!
Them; Nooo I didn't! Why are you lying!? I called you a moron*, not an idiot!
Me: um????? Moron is literally worse than idiot though, why does it matter??
Them: What, you going to go and tell [my partner] I called you an idiot? That's how a rumour spreeads, you know? It's not true!
Me: but you literally called me a moron! Why are you making your case worse??
Them: but I didn't call you an idiot! Liar!
Them: you're not contributing anything to the house anyway! Youre not interacting with other household members at all!!!
Me: ?????I literally do???? all the time?????
*I'm not sure if "debil" translates better to moron or retard, but generally its a stronger insult than "idiota"
#npd#anyway all say hello to my mother#??????????????????#This was supposed to be a quick post about npd but then I was like wait.#what she said later is so fucking stupis#btw I told her she called me 'idiota' and she called me 'debil'#so apparently Im a liar who bends the truth and changes the situation??????#like wtf do I even tag this as#shes a believer in making someone feel negative feelings on purpose because 'it would be too boring and calm'#and#'you cant live a life without feeling bad stuff'#which is so bullshit#sometimes Im in denial and go noo Im not traumatized. im normal.#but then shit like that happens and I go oh yeah. I forgot this household is batshit crazy
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get-along t shirt
#draw#oc#double ballgag is so underrated. most underrated of them all. r34 doesnt even have a tag for it. can you believe that? sad!#and they do have 'double balljob' which is literally bullshit#okay it has been brought to my attention the tag is simply called shared gag. perhaps i'm stupid
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#opened facebook for a second and was remind how much our local high school sucks#which isnt like a forgotten thing its just annoying to see#theyre not allowing more than 5 excuses or unexcused absences per semester so 10 absences a school year? if i understand#which is so bullshit#tag rambles#dont remind me
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this is worth keeping in mind whilst we have fun watching our TVs, cheering for our faves.
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purple hawke who, at malcolm's death, lost not only a father, a mentor, the single most stable and safe point in their world up until this moment. but also the only person in their life who would consistently, gleefully 'yes, and — ' them. the loss, in one fell swoop, of both a beloved parent and your sole willing — no, not only willing, enthusiastic — improv partner. truly, the most unkindest cut of all that the maker could have seen fit to deal. (there's always so much less laughter in the house, after malcolm's gone.)
and then after all the horrors of the blight and trying to make a new life in the shithole turned shithome of kirkwall....... they meet varric. and something that's been slumbering deep within their soul dries a tear of relief and joy and whispers 'oh we are so back'. and they are so right
#bound together by an oath more solemn and more sacred than any vow of marriage#(I'll be your yes and for life bro. I really mean it bro. your nonsense is safe with me bro./*bro*)#commitment to the bit. and also our friendship. queerplatonic life improv partners & bullshit enablers. a beautiful thing tbh#dragon age#dragon age 2#varric tethras#hawke#purple hawke#on second thought let's not go to kirkwall; it is a silly place#purple hawke seems in some way especially alone in their family to me in some ways? there's no one to 'match' them#blue hawke and bethany seem to understand each other quite well; red hawke and carver are kind of uh 'on the same wavelength'#for all that that wavelength involves constantly butting heads and being shitty to each other haha#with malcolm gone there's really no one else in the household who seems to resonate even in that way with purple hawke#varric seems to have a similar situation going in his own family too which like. I'm so glad these chucklefucks found each other haha#oh to have a best friend you could just play effortless nonsense tennis with for hours at a time again. I miss that in my life
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"How long are you gonna pretend I'm the one tugging on your tie?"
#been thinking abt rator hallucinating getting choked by tyler like this for a while ufufhfhgfh#love me some delusional narrator from time to time#hey guys 😝😝😝😝#sorry for disappearing 😝😝😝😝😝#I wasn't expecting the random bullshit of these past semesters 😝😝😝😝😝#didn't draw much cause I had so much shit to do and I also procrastinated a lot on everything#like#this is a rare sight#they shoved caravaggio down my ass so hard I started drawing in baroque#uhmuhm yeah#isn't perfect but this is my artblock rehab#I'm getting back on the grind I promise#also tie is red cause I read somewhere it was a gay secret code back in the day so I thought it would be cool to make it red#aside from the other meanings of the color red which are also very fitting#sowwy for disappearing#again#🥺#fight club#soapshipping#the narrator fight club#tyler durden#artists on tumblr#digital art#illustration#martyryo
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there's something so deeply dystopian to me how tech companies don't understand that a forced convenience is not a convenience at all. i'm sure autocorrect is helpful for many, but a function that forcibly changes my actual written words and punctuation is taking away my language. photo filters can be nice but i need to choose using them myself or else i have lost the ability to take the picture i want. i don't want a machine to draw or write for me. taking away the option for me to do things manually feels like violence!!!! all this talk of endless opportunity, why are you RESTRICTING me
#haha im upset an android update removed my most used screenshotting tools while forcing more ai garbage on me#tech companies go sit in the staircase and think about what you've done#there are many technical conveniences i choose to rely on because they're convenient for my sensibilities#but these should not be the default for anyone or the only option#it's like. it's technology. it has the capability of being personalised for our actual use and convenience like isn't that the POINT#AHHHHHHHHH#also with all the ai bullshit it's so hard to fully underline how much i enjoy the act of drawing and creating and i don't WANT it to be#more 'convenient' or easy?#not in the eay techbros think anyway. i think there should be accessibility tools and options to make the Process good for Your Needs#which is not. having a machine create something in your stead ??? ??????????
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#guess who just got a solid 2 hours of sleep??#THIS GUY!!! 🎉 WOOOO#so i'm pretty much refueled for like the next 4 days#which means more of my bullshit!! :) good luck!#pacific rim#pacrim#newt geiszler#newton geiszler#hermann gottlieb#newmann#shitpost#meme
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imagine vader trying to do his trademark "disciplinary force choke" thing on boba after he gets a little bit too impudent, and boba just gritting his teeth and pushing forward until he's close enough to force vader's actual physical hand around his throat, not even remotely as a gesture of devotion or obedience but fully a declaration of, "you think i'm scared of you?? you think you're so precious you can strangle a man and not even get your hands dirty??? let me show you exactly how little i think of your pretentious fucking magic tricks, you pompous wizard fuck 🤬"
and meanwhile vader's just standing there with his hands full of Angry Bounty Hunter like, "unfortunately, i have decided this one is my Favorite :/"
#i feel like this is something moran!fett would do#i feel like it would fit his characterization of ''''seemingly emotionless the vast majority of the time until something sets him off''#''at which point he will not only become uncontrollably angry but also will IMMEDIATELY make things weird as a result''#he'd be so mad at being force-choked too#like it's bad enough you're being strangled#but it's through force bullshit too?? like you aren't even worth the effort of actual‚ hands-on brutality???#fuck off!!!#one could argue that in such a scenario he'd just try and shoot vader which i also think is extremely plausible#but they seem to have a good enough working relationship that i could see him rolling to intimidate instead#boba fett#darth vader
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Happy season 4 announcement 💕💕
I drew Ciel a bunch cause I've actually never drawn him before lol
#black butler#kuroshitsuji#black butler fanart#kuroshitsuji fanart#ciel phantomhive#sebastian michaelis#my art#im posting this on mobile which ive never done before so i hope this works ahsjdksfdkg#anyways im back on my bullshit cause im feeling nostalgic#im so excited for season 4 💖💖
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who up sqlointing they peter rn
apotheosis 12 spoilers below cut
literally finished drawing this right when he died like what the hell dude 😭 im literally so afraid to start the finale tho dude 13 pt2 alr made me cry 😭
#peter sqloint my shining star#he means the world to me actually#jrwi peter#peter sqloint#jrwi exandroth#ur telling me ive been spelling it xandroth this whole time. What the fuck#xandroth is so much cooler#im making my own tag.#jrwi xandroth#that feels right#all this work just to question whether this even counts as Xandroth fanart. who gaf hashtag xandroth jrwi#jrwi apotheosis#just roll with it apotheosis#jrwi fanart#jrwishow#jrwi show#jrwi podcast#jrwi#just roll with it fanart#just roll with it#fanart#digital art#digitalart#doodle#art#my art#i literallt had to redo all my tags and reenact my bullshit which made it feel. Significantly less funny than when it was genuine#but thats ok. tumblr just hates me
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Crazy to me that Armsmaster built specific counters to a group of 5 teenagers in less than a month during which the city was being bombed by an entirely different group of villains and has two more worse groups as well. Priorities man
#parahumans#worm#i know making fun of armsmaster is easy but#it's just wild#made a psychic shielding for tt empathy shielding for regent or something#tuning rod for grue bug zapper for skitter#probably already had the wrecking ball thing he pulled on rachel but still#there were two maybe three days that didnt have an active bomb threat for BB#after he found out their powers from the wards bc of the bank fight#so either tinkers are bullshit and he built all that in that span or he did it while bakuda was blowing shit up which. yeah.#getting this out of my drafts (1/90) lol
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hi hello uh
waiter waiter one grape serving please
thank youuuu :3
back to regular avaming
(purple knocked greens arm off the wall btw)
#alan becker#animator vs animation#ava#animation vs minecraft#avm#ava green#avm green#avm purple#avm grapeduo#hi im now back on my bullshit /silly#i feel like ive started to lose a bit of drawing speed so im gonna attempt to use asks as drawing prompts#(which is probably the point of asks like these anyway)#funny story this is based off a 5th grade experience i had (i was purple in this scenario)#only difference is that i did not blush at all#whats even funnier was that it was right before music class#also a new green design sneak peek! ill reveal the full ref eventually#askingriot#lilacsart
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its wild watching the telephone game of misinformation happening with imane khelif but tbh i think they 100% could put a man in a boxing ring against a woman and so long as they're in the same weight class i wouldnt give a shit. like there are cis people sharing photos of the fight going ''its SO HORRIBLE to watch a WOMAN get PUNCHED this is an OUTRAGE'' its boxing. thats how boxing works? they signed up to get punched? do you not understand sports?
#like imo they should just eliminate gender segregation in sports so we stop having all these intersex/transphobic panics#you cant disqualify someone on bullshit hormonal advantages (which might not even be true in this case btw) if everyones on the same field
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Please spread my spore
#I keep calling Heliotrope moldy even though it's rocks infection or some bullshit like that.#I based the original patterns on malachite. Which iirc is water soluable. So the idea was that HT is turning into rocks and the rocks#are then melting. Because animals have water in them. But we just keep calling him moldy. Because it's funny#art only mode#anthro#furry#pokesona#heliotrope
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sorry let me rant about downton abbey 10 years later
Thomas's conversion therapy plot pisses me off so much. firstly, it's incredibly out of character. he never wanted to change to conform to society, he wanted the world to change to accomodate him. the man who said "it's not against the law to hope is it" and "I'm not foul, Mr Carson, I'm not like you, but I'm not foul" would NEVER
secondly, from a storytelling perspective, the only 'problem' is that he used infected needles. did we forget that Thomas was a sergeant in the RAMC? he knows how to sterilise needles and how to recognise and treat infection. this also shifts the blame to Thomas himself for getting sick and implies that the conversion therapy itself is harmless (Dr Clarkson says it's just saline solution)
thirdly, it's not historically accurate. I'm not an expert but conversion therapy was not at all common in the 1920s, even Sigmund Freud was against it. hormone therapy and chemical castration were barely developing let alone available to the public (I can't imagine what else the 'treatment' was supposed to be). the only practices that I can find evidence of were psychoanalysis and electric shock therapy
Thomas also mentions that he did electric shock treatment - if you really want to make a point about homophobia in the 1920s (and make Thomas suffer as much as possible), show that instead. watching him be literally tortured for his sexuality would have been far more impactful than him just... looking sweaty for a few episodes
#I'm just shouting into the void#i just think that if you're going to make the only gay character constantly suffer it should at least be a compelling narrative#i have very similar thoughts about his plotline with jimmy. its stupid and out of character. Julian fellowes just wanted to punish him#for being gay without even giving him a chance at a happy relationship#i think sexually assaulting Jimmy is one of the only genuinely bad things that Thomas does and yet its the only one framed sympathetically#it's conflated with being gay generally and we're meant to pity him#you know what would have been a sympathetic narrative? if they were actually in a relationship and punished for an innocent love#and then thomas could still take the fall for it and go to prison and Jimmy would have to live with that guilt and be separated from him#which also would have been way more interesting than the bullshit anna and bates prison plot that dragged on way too long#ugh downton abbey could have been so good if the writer wasn't an old bigoted tory#downton abbey#thomas barrow
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