#which is just him wiggling

[gg-neptune]

My Sleep Deprived Snape HC

A/N: I haven't slept in almost 42 hours and my brain juices are mixing nicely right now. So, enjoy whatever becomes of this. Not proofreading this either so fight for your life while reading. :)))

Snape wears fuzzy socks. Not like in his normal shoes but when he's just in his bedroom or his house he's got him on a nice pair of fuzzy socks. He also unconsciously wiggles his toes when he's just wearing these socks. If you look closely while he's teaching sometimes you can see him wiggle his toes, then too.

He sleeps in a starfish position unless someone else is with him when he's really stressed out. He will start out laying on his back like normal then when he falls asleep, he will start to move around and thrash. Eventually ending up face down face smushed into a pillow splayed out. He might drool to if he's particularly stressed. Now if someone is sleeping with him, he won't move at all and will simply cling to them tightly mooching off their warmth the entire night.

He has Professor McGonagall cut his hair.

When he is alone. Like completely alone no one to bother him he lips syncs. Passionately. Like a teenage girl and a boy band.

When he was a student in school and kids would ask him how he never failed tests he would say, "I simply just like don't man." He just refused to not get a good grade.

When there is a student, he doesn't like who is getting on his nerves really bad but hasn't done enough for him to warrant detention he will test out ingredients that could cause explosions and put it in their cauldron when they aren't looking.

He does care for all of his students but he won't show it. He shows he cares by hating them and genuinely thinks that get's his point across and wonders why he is the most hated professor.

He buys the poorer students toiletries if they need it. He just magically knows, it just appears for them. (i heard somehting like this somewhere but I can't find it but I agree so much) He don't want kids to suffer the way he did.

He invented the toe nail growing charm because Lily was complaining about the fact her pinky toe nail looked weird and was basically non-existent and when she painted them she was just painted skin. (idk if this makes sense)

He has a collection of trinkets he has aquired on his desk.

He throws stuff for no reason sometimes. When he's alone

Him and Lily used to do Kareoke

He would get into it man. Bro was getting down

Especially you put on NO SCRUBS

Bro would be belting and getting down

he was passionate about it too

[unexpectedbrickattack]

"A Dad helping his kids beat a hard level in super mario land; 1990s"

Ref under the cut!

[swordmaid]

thinking about how profound it must’ve been for shri’iia when she first received scratch’s ball (woman who has never gotten anything for free in her life ever)

[themyscirah]

Ok game time which 3 series would you just DIE to get a run on ? I'm talking full creative control, can be as a writer or an artist + plotter if that suits your vibe best

My 3 are

Suicide Squad

Wonder Woman

Green Lantern Corps/Green Lanterns

(in that order)

[seventh-district]

7am, eating cold leftover teriyaki stir-fry for breakfast and crying over blorbos

[batsplat]

Wait batsplat wdym Casey messaging Vale about his daughter.......

(follow up on this) yeah! I don't really have massively more to add to this except that valentino definitely said it. I was lazy and just pulled up one of the few (poor quality) english websites that posted it but the quotes were widely reported in italian sources and are originally from here (whole interview from early 2022 is worth a read)

"often sends me messages"... often...

while we're at it, casey obviously said a bunch of stuff around the time of valentino's retirement (and in the years since), some fairly nice some rather less so. but one of the things he said was this:

now, personally I doubt this dinner is something that has happened or indeed would happen, not least because I'm not sure valentino would be particularly interested in relitigating past events with casey. "at peace with himself" is the right way to put it, and at the end of the day that's always been a rivalry that has considerably more emotional baggage for casey than it does for valentino. but, I mean, maybe he'd be curious what casey would have to say! can someone ask casey about this again? can someone ask valentino? are they still messaging each other? do they want to schedule the dinner date? can somebody let me sneak into the dinner date so I can listen into what they discuss? why are no journalists or indeed podcast hosts asking them about any of this? why do they refuse to do their jobs properly? the people need to know

[bidokja]

TO THE ONE OTHER PERSON LIKING ALL MY UNCANNY CHARM POSTS I SEE YOU AND I AM SHAKING YOUR HAND

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

No, this gif is not going in reverse.

Wes really stood up like that.

.

.

.

.

.

But if you're really curious, ⬇️this⬇️ gif is 100% in reverse for your viewing pleasure.

[hylianane]

Congratulations to Taz “Human HeartEyes Emoji” Skylar for charming me into rooting for Sanji in his romantic pursuits for the very first time. Never in my life did I think I’d feel sympathy watching Sanji, of all characters, get rejected by a woman, but he played his little moments with Nojiko and Nami so genuinely that I was like no! Dont feel bad! You’ll get them next time, love!

[quietwingsinthesky]

another fact about millie: worst hostage in the entire world because she is insufferable about it. the minute she knows you Need her for something, she is going to start pushing what she’s allowed to do and say. girl who thrives with a gun to her head because she knows you need her alive and can’t pull the trigger.

[tardis--dreams]

I actually realized i hate work. Won't be putting any effort into this anymore ♡

[thegreatyin]

sheetz is an immeasurably valuable part of the roadtrip ecosystem

[blackwaxidol]

Most of the difficulty from that fight is in Morak'Al and co. trying to give me a colonoscopy, really...

[keeps-ache]

thinking of fairies that look like ferret + mourning doves. uh huh yep :>

[fugly-jeans]

husb & i walked by our straight male friend who I have very much been at odds with lately on the way to our dinner date & he texted the gc to tell me/our friends that I “looked fire emoji in that dress” and my ego has never been more fed in my life lol

he is self-professed only into “cute girls” (his ex looked 10 years younger than she was and weighed about 110) and I am plus sized and very much consider myself a woman who looks her age - I would lowkey be horrified if he was actually *attracted* to me, but it’s nice to be told I’m hot (because I am!)

[crowshoots]

i'm struggling with exactly how to put this into words but i feel like whenever people engage with jesper, especially in a gang or criminal setting, one of the things they probably almost always have to look out for is the fact that jesper is so easily willing to reach for her gun. she has no qualms with putting it into action or using it as a threat. she uses her actively loaded and live gun to gesture and point to people sometimes. you always have to navigate or have counter measures for jesper because you know that she can do a lot of damage and a lot of damage fast.